freecocoa:
Like anyone really says "all those you soak inside plate"

MarieSucre:

Incomprehensible!
Seriously stop typing in shorthand. its horrible.

comprehend diz:
cum svck on ma
sliooooong!

MarieSucre:
are you?

yer im lonely 4
ur mouff on ma sliooong
hv u tried buk.kkake ?

MarieSucre:

What're you saying?
Read your comments again bro.
Nothing to write home about.

r yuh lonely?

Captainswag225:
u must be drinking expired palmwine for u to think that am firsteva. See how desperate u are for a lady? U are a disgrace to manhood. U are in a very dangerous state of konji. Pls dont rape anyone. Psychopath

firsteva
certified ashaaaawo
cum do wat u do best
i dont want yuh
rotten punnna
it oozes death
i just nid ur experienced
tongue on ma sliooong

Captainswag225:
a certified gigolo, are u out of work? Trying to find a lady on nairaland? Thats not how to go abt it dude, show ur high level of maturity, show ur respect for women and am sure they will appreciate u back, stop being a disgrace to manhood. Lunatic

i dont lick azz lyk
oda feminine men
here on NL
deez bissshes were created
2 be subservient to man
so quit delayin and
svck me off firsteva

misssclassy and freecocoa
hv u hoeezz herd now?
cum gain yuh first employment
on ma nutzzz

misssclassy:


Nairaland is Nigeria's biggest online forum. This is where you can interact, argue and discuss with largest mass Nigerians on a lot of issues, especially politics.

If we have celebrities and politicians on facebook and twitter, why can't we have them on Nairaland.
There are a lot of notable Nigerians on Nairaland, but they are on low key.
I could even be Genevieve, you never know

taaaaaaaaaa!
if i hearr

MrsChima:

Captainswag225:
she doesnt love u. Copy dat

i dont want ha love
i want her herpes infested
lipzz gaggin on ma dikkk
deeeeep throat baaby

Captainswag225:
so firsteva is gay coz she said no to u? Thats so low on ur part

itz either yuh are a toto
defenda lyk our famous
francis or yuh are firsteva
if d latta den cum svck my dikk
already!
itz a privilege

SimplyNicole
yuh ugly no be small
c as yuh resemble frog
ashaaaawo
hv u tried bukk.kake?
cum svck on ma slioooong
i lyk yung sluutz

MrsChima:


My man ain't complaining trust me!

sharrraap dere
u get man?
wit yuh smeellinnn punna
tufiakwa!

abeeeg make i
here word jare
all y'all holier dan thou
preachers yarnin'
dusst.
yimu
money ova everytin bissshees!

fyn gaal. unlike dose
winches
MrsChima and misssclassy

Captainswag225:
hahaha, the cries of bastard who knows not his father, a desperado who is in a haste to find real love, the only dullard who wears a white belt to work., with his head as big as sewage tank, unfortunately as big as ur head is, u have no sense. Let me give u an advice, go and luk for ur dad, its time to change ur surname. Bastard.

i luv how firsteva retired
and this monika
resumed duty on ha
behalf
sweetheart, im d king of
buk.kake so cum
hv a try
prosstittute

freecocoa:
So you want him out solely based on your dreams, not that he is a bad person or has exhibited bad attitude?


Dreams are usually an aftermath of thought, you were sceptical about him in the first place, I believe that's why you are having these dreams but anyways, your house, your rules.

If you don't want him there, politely tell him , that's more respectful and honest.

nd im politely tellin
yuh to cum svck me off
yuh lonely asshiii

MrsChima:


your mammy.

sme way yuh daugta
victoriabee gat a nasti stinkin
bore hole
lyk modda lyk daugta
I sampled d teenage ashaaaaawo
only 2 find shez as loose
as dat 40yr old sluut freecocoa

wud luv to run a train on
all yuh worthless bisssshez

MrsChima:


Die bish die.

hv u tried buk.kake?
i can change yuh lyf
u sluuut

MrsChima:


Thank you.

yuh welcome miss.
now carry yuh
putrid punna elsewhere
bad market

Captainswag225:
and u sound like a smelly dirty madman.

Firsteva
quit trollin and
cum svck on ma slioooong
ashaaaaaawo

MrsChima:


No thanks...I would rather fvck Hitler and that's an insult.

u gat cobwebs down
dere
ur huzband wont
even touch u wit a 10ft pole
mrs stinkiin punna

Captainswag225:
olodo! When did supporting firsteva make her and i the same person?

ode u sund just
lik d slaaag

Captainswag225:
so claims the hoodrat who is depraved of common sense. The worthless skank with the lowest i.q among all the nairalanders. Did u call yourself a slayer? Hahahaha poor soul! Ur mental sickness has gotten so bad now that u believe ur own lies..... I will search for the best treatment centre accross the world to save whats left of ur wretched brain. Its obvious u need help, silly rotten maggot, dude have u taken ur bath today?

diz fool soundz
exactly like firsteva
anoda alternate
account I guess

kinglekan:

Op tell them ooo!

Infact am amazed at the number of things ladies put on their face alone just to make up or should I call it "make believe".

They would use primer, concealer, foundation, powder, bronzer, mascara, etc. Then be looking brighter than their future.

The mobile phones these days ain't helping either, with all they have on their face they take pictures and still edit it then blame guys for their misfortune.

Arrant Rubbish!!

juss like dat haggard
tramp victoriabee
wit har smelly pucci
na bleacchin cream
nd makeup dey save am

Captainswag225:
lol, u like her ne? Is love by force?

sharraap
nd stop quotin me
yuh pestilence

firstEVA:
chiwetalu agu? Lol hio hio hio hio, pls call thesonofmark, he will suck your dick free of charge.

r yuh not single
and lonely?
diz iz yuh chance bisssh
grabz dese nutz whilst yuh can

Captainswag225:
dude, stay outta dis battle, it doesnt concern u at all.

fvck off
i gat unfinished bizness
wit dat sluut
firsteva! answa me hoee

.

firstEVA:
you look like a church rat, poverty is written all over you, your tie is archaic, your belt isn't even a belt, looks like the one your younger brother used for youth service. Lesbian boy, you are ugly and very local, did you just come from the farm then hurriedly wore that shit to take apicture? Shiiiiit

diz gal r u retarded?
yuh no see say d pic na
chiwutalu agu?
y havnt yuh accepted d
invitation to cum svck
ma dikkk

yiwaldecanta:

Am in love with you,beautiful quote from a beautiful heart.

beautiful heart ko
ediot!