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Education / Cure Of Infection by OGwerna: 11:34pm On Aug 13
Infection is a disease that affect the body system ,which causes alot of damages to the body.
CAUSES OF INFECTION
* Wearing dirty and wet undies
* Eating too much of sugary things
* Using medicated soap to wash private part
*Using detergent soap to wash panties
*Using public toilet
* Wearing condom and nylon pants
* Using pad for too long
* Using dettol to wash your undies.
I know you may be surprised about some of the causes listed here but that is just the Truth
SYMPTOMS OF INFECTION
* Miscarriage
* Smelling discharge
* Irregular menstruation
* Yellowish discharge
* Weak ejaculation
* Infertility in males and females
* Low sperm count
* Itching on the body and private part
* Body odour
* Body rashes
CURE FOR INFECTION
* Organic fruit
*Organic oil
* Tre-en-en
* Chelated zinc
* Feminine herbal for women
* Moschino herbal for Men
* Cruciferous
Welcome to the final bus-stop of all your diseases.Every medication listed here are made from organic products and cannot be seeing in retail shop . Further we have cure ulcer, fibroids, malaria,high blood pressure, stroke, reduction of fat tommy and lot more kindly message me on Whatsapp 07045647742 if you have any questions, complain or any one who is suffering from any sickness and u have been spending a lot on it but no Changes, worry no more for this is the last bus-stop for your sickness.kindly message me on Whatsapp 07045647742 and send me your address, name and complain and if you want us to visit you consider that done
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Health / Cure Of Infection by OGwerna: 10:50pm On Aug 13
Infection is a disease that affect the body system ,which causes alot of damages to the body.
CAUSES OF INFECTION
* Wearing dirty and wet undies
* Eating too much of sugary things
* Using medicated soap to wash private part
*Using detergent soap to wash panties
*Using public toilet
* Wearing condom and nylon pants
* Using pad for too long
* Using dettol to wash your undies.
I know you may be surprised about some of the causes listed here but that is just the Truth
SYMPTOMS OF INFECTION
* Miscarriage
* Smelling discharge
* Irregular menstruation
* Yellowish discharge
* Weak ejaculation
* Infertility in males and females
* Low sperm count
* Itching on the body and private part
* Body odour
* Body rashes
CURE FOR INFECTION
* Organic fruit
*Organic oil
* Tre-en-en
* Chelated zinc
* Feminine herbal for women
* Moschino herbal for Men
* Cruciferous
Welcome to the final bus-stop of all your diseases.Every medication listed here are made from organic products and cannot be seeing in retail shop . Further we have cure ulcer, fibroids, malaria,high blood pressure, stroke, reduction of fat tommy and lot more kindly message me on Whatsapp 07045647742 if you have any questions, complain or any one who is suffering from any sickness and u have been spending a lot on it but no Changes, worry no more for this is the last bus-stop for your sickness.kindly message me on Whatsapp 07045647742 and send me your address, name and complain and if you want us to visit you consider that done

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Jokes Etc / Re: Amazing Jokes by OGwerna: 11:57pm On Aug 03
Jokes time😁😂😆

1. I can enter 🚶 your house 🏠 if you have dogs, but you see that animal called Tolotolo(turkey 🦃), it's like they have joined cult. If you have been chased by turkey, you will understand 🥺😂😂😂

2. The song "I can't kill myself" by Timaya is the reason I haven't save anything since this year 😂😂

3. Please if you come to my house and I tell you to come and eat, don't take it serious oo. It's just greeting 😁😂😂

4. Fat girls are shy to hang their pants outside because they know it looks like a parachute 🙆😂😂😆

5. Nothing person no go see for Naija... Which one be "buy your delicious firewood here😊" again😂😂😂

6. In Nigeria ehh, immediately you fix a bulb for your neighbor Boom!! they will start telling everybody that you're an electrician and you can also fix transformer🙆😂😂

7. Welcome to Nigeria where a guy will buy his girlfriend NOTE 7, meanwhile he's using Nokia torch tighed with a rubber band 😂😂

8. Baby, it's not that I don't like you but how can you tell me that you scored 1'st position in jamb🤔😂😂😂

9. Teacher: name the 5 most corrupt countries in Africa.
Student: Ghana, Kenya, Sierra Leone, Liberia and Uganda.
Teacher: what about Nigeria?
Student: when counting sinners, do you include Satan? 🙆😂😂😂

10. I started a fish 🐟 pond business with just one fish, and am proud to tell you people that I have eaten the fish😋😂😂

The hands that react shall never be bored. Please follow me for more everyday through this link for more https:///OGwerna1jokes🙏

Jokes Etc / Amazing Jokes by OGwerna: 8:52pm On Aug 03
Evening Jokes 🤣🤣🤣

1. When I finally graduate wit my P.H.D... not even my wife is allow to cāll me baby.... It will be DR Baby 🙄😂😂😂🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

2. My wife wanted to dísgrāçe me in front of her parent by telling them am not good in bēd,but her sister shøuted eei its a līe 🤣🤣😂😂

3. Before u fāll in love💞, test the strength of your héart ❤️ by
playing soccer bet with your rent.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

4. I wonder what Nepa will tell God on jūdgêmeñt day, simple instruction let there be light you can't obey🔥🔥🔥😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 we all go meet there aswear😂

5. Not all bād dreams are spīritùal attāçk sometimes you need to wash your pillows and bedsheets regularly🤷😂🤣

6. Ehârd oooo.... the kids who will do hoosaana hoosaana and go around with palm fruits are all now Slāy Queens and Fraūd bois

7. The reason I usually sing in the bathroom is to avoīd "sørry I didn't know you were inside"after they've seen everything 😂 😂 😂

8. You want hārd working woman😒
Download MØRTAL KØMBAT den choose SONYA🤪

9. I asked for this fine girl's number, she dēclíned. Now we sitting on the same bench but she's on the edge. Lemme stand up so she can fâll😂😂😂

10. Maths class👉10+5 =15
Maths exams👉if a motorcycle has two tyres and black alloy wheels, how old is the OKADA man🙆🏿‍♂️😂

11. Welcome to Africa 🌍

Where it is much more easier to find a prëgnānt møsquito than to find a 12 years old Vïrgïñ.

12. I was førced 🙃 to give an opening prayer 🙏 today at a meeting😾. I ended up saying "father!👨 Father!👨 I Forgive You !😭😑😪

13. Going to the toilêt with your phone has to be regarded as one of the gr£atest tràp$ in life. You can spend 2 days in the toilët without knowing a second had moved. 😂🤣🤤😂

14. Between surprise $ēx, accīdental $êx, farewell $ēx, Reconciliation $èx, Anniversary $êx, Birthday $ēx and programmed $ēx 😂
Which one is swēēter? 🤔
If you're still a Vīrgïn type: Nawa o😂

Me: nawa o

15. I was standing outside my house 🏘️ looking for an available bike when two kids ran to me(a girl and a boy), the girl asked me, "can a sīx year old girl get prëgnānt" and I said NO, the boy now said, "you see, I told yòù, oya lets gò and còntìnu£.*

And I shoúted "còntìnu€ what..."
😂😂😂👨‍⚕

16. On the 1st of April , I ran
into a barràck shoúting thīef
thīef thīef... the soldīers came out
gallântly looking for the thīef... so
I told them it April føøl ....
..I will
continue the story wen they
disçharge me from høspital
It been two months now😟😟😂😂😂 I need your prayer for quick recovery

17. If you have ever put one meat 🍖 under, and cover it with rice 🍙 then put another meat 🍖 on top 🔝 gather here we get meeting.😂😂🤣
Pls 🙏🙏

18. My gìrlfrì£nd dùmp$d me becos of a guy she fòùnd online😭😭😭which happens to be me😀😀😀can't wait to meet her tomorrow😝😝😝😝

19. Stop zooming my picture every time my neck dey pāin me😥😒🤣

20. When you're süçkīng hēr bwess & she voluntarily put the second 1 in your mouth. Don't be surprised.

THAT'S PRINCIPLE OF BUY 1 GET 1 FREE.😜😜😜👨‍⚕

21. The first and the last time I touched a bòòb it was in 2010 And i was støpping a fīght between two girls 😌😔😊😝
I hope I have make your day nice, fellow me on my telegram channel for more jokes and memes.fellow through this link https:///OGwerna1jokes

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