Kollins11:
You better talk sense into her head because if she cross my path and she verbally abuse me with her sharp mouth. I will help her repair her leaked mouth tap with correct slap.

I go beat 20 years out of her life span... Me I no get joy ooo. Better talk sense into her head. I nor be gentleman at all oo.

spydera:
Oh dear...
When I saw this topic, I assumed you couldn't swim because the size of your joy Stick was too big that it forces you to drown like it is Thors hammer partnering with gravity to pull you into the water...

Only for me to read it and see the opposite.

If you want to swim next time, double the shorts or wear skirt.
Swimming skirt or wrapped (hollandaise)

Dont mention it...what are friends for.

stunnert:
I remember that year the company I was working with lodged me in one of those fancy hotels in Ikeja. On my last night there I had a bottle of big stout and nkowbi at the bar which had a good view of the reception, where I saw one lady with super super extra big mighty ass checked in one the rooms which happened to be opposite mine. I finished my drink and left for my room, I was just about to sleep around 10pm when I heard a knock on my door, I got up and checked thru the peephole and it was the big ass lady I saw, I opened the door and was about to ask wtf she wants at that time when she quickly apologized and introduced herself, I notices she was probably in her 60's, she the told me her AC wasn't working and the hotel technician wasn't around to fit it and all other rooms have been booked and if she could spend the night in my room, saying she wouldn't mind crashing on the floor.
I was about to say No when I saw that ass again, I then allowed her in and told her she could sleep on the bed and I would sleep on the floor but she didn't agree and we both agree to both sleep on the bed, immediately we got in bed she asked me if I could cuddle her from behind, I actually tried to do just that but dick too stubborn and when she realized I was having a hard on she grabbed and one thing led to that other and we ended fvcking for four good rounds.

We both left the next day, we still keep in touch tho and still manage to fix match once in a while where we fvck our brains out

OgunleyeA1:
Make them come out side, make you knack them 4:0 abi

Sweetplum:

Rejected in the name of Jesus, amen.

joe54:
Ur an addictive drug user. The money will definitely finish except you FOCUS.
GIVE URSELF BRAIN.

Godmademan:
What I want to see is a coordinated move by NANS to storm the Asọ Rock Villa and National House of Assembly. 100 delegates from each state is enough to cause tension in Abuja. They ought to be demanding better infrastructure in the schools and improved welfare for the University Staff. You don't get to appreciate how much grossly the Universities are being Malhandled by the FG till you speak with people who schooled 20-30 years ago. Those guys enjoyed schooling

mohziz1:
Hi nairalands...

I received a call from my female friend whose wedding is just a year old, she was weeping on phone seriously.

I tried to percify her and asked what the problem is, she said her husband wants to sleep in a separate room and she told him she is not okay with it.

To cut the story short, the husband had succeeded in separating their room, she said she feels lonely at night and she has tried to talk to him but he wouldn't listen.

Pls what advise can I give to her, and is it okay for a newly wedded couple to sleep in a separate room

Malory:
Quicky is sure for Anthony

Righteousness2:
The Deception in these Endtimes is Flawless.
The Deception is bold and is sweeping and will sweep many people away.

If you will not be taken away by the Deception, you will not put your hope on any man.
You must put your Eyes on JESUS and JESUS alone.

Elvictor:


Germany talking about lifting sanction when Russia haven't even talked about ending the war.

Is Ukraine not winning again?

Are they not going to chase Russia back to their border with time again?

So, Ukraine is no longer winning?

Truth can never be hidden, Russia doesn't want to occupy Crimea, and the breakaway region.

Ukraine don't even own those regions, it was given to Ukraine freely as a gift, because of brotherhood, since Ukraine doesn't want to be friends again, let them allow the Russians in those regions be on their own.

Germany have learnt nothing, what happened to Russia after they were sanctioned since 2014?

I am just laughing, I want Germany to sanction Russia, and the entire EU to do so, this foolish Oyigbo doesn't know that Russia is the one making them rich.

Asia is the future, Asia will be richer than Europe soon, I trust Russia can do it.

Let me see how Brandon will save them from economy melt down, inflation smiling at EU

dlaw70:
It's time Russia should be made to know that they are not the only ones that use nucs.

If they want to nuc,let them start and see how many nucs will annihilate their country in few minutes .

Nobody has the Monopoly of violence.

Nyascobar1414:
Dont dump her bro, real men dont dump their women...

Wait make she give you syphilis or HIV/AIDS b4 you dump her...


True love exist...

SIMPleton....




This you will see!

Alabaintprice:
Why didn't you wait until they break up.
A girl tells you her relationship is complicated does it then mean they have broken up.....

Na you carry wahala put for your head Na....
Na wetin woman talk you dey follow

Realmi:


U want to fight a guy just because u dont want to be seen as a coward...... over a girl that is not ur family member, just a girl u met few months ago....

Infact....goodluck to u....I am using my advice, I dont have any spare one to give

Abfinest007:
They will still lose . without him losing his son he will surely find one excuse to escape d humiliation

Sultty:
good one, i notice that she's camera shy or is she hiding her identity from her other men

triple996:
Slawomirr guys plenty 4 dat edo ooo

Golan007:


Yours is neutral.

Golan007:


Sharap.

Haven't we seen revered fathers who are actively involved with Ipob?

Being an artiste doesn't stop him from being a terrorist.

Mandate2023:


U suppose ignore anything relating to d show.....is not by force and bcoz u don't like something does not mean others should not like it too........dstv has a lot of channels I can tune into


Stop complaining about things u can ignore, d show is not d problem of ur life

MadamVanessa:




Is either the girl is stupidly childish or she didn't love you a bit, she needed a slightest thing to use and break up with you.

Move on immediately and don't look back, don't beg her , act as if she didn't exist in your world. If you happen to come across her, don't say anything regarding to that, if she bring up the topic tell her that you're not interested. Please mean it as you're saying.

Kingpin1000:

I am an aggressive fucker.
I will carry you, tumble you,Bleep from rear.
Bro it's stressful with big women, but maybe people like you may just enjoy it.
Different strokes for different folks

Kingpin1000:

Oga which style is good for fat girls..
Because that carrying of heavy leg and not being able to tumble her as I want has been an Achilles heel

Kingpin1000:
A gold digger marries an Hippopotamus.
The Supreme court governor was present.

Modified:
I can see insecure people on my mention.
But how dem want take enjoy bleep, with all this weight?
What men go through because of money.
Their pikin name should be Supreme court.

Basheer22:
Accidentally pregnant.
She slipped and fell on prick or how?

Palema007:
Close your legs! Avoid premarital sex, No they will not hear. Now see what's happening!

It's so unfortunate child support system does not work in Nigeria. Aunty carry your load ooo. May the Lord be with you.