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Politics / Re: MURIC Sokoto Chairman Shares Photo Of Lawyers, Suspects In Deborah Samuel's Case by Okunga: 6:08pm On May 17, 2022
Let’s be sincere to ourselves, Nigeria will not work…


We are too different to cohabit together.


I don’t mean this in derogatory way, but we are way too different.


There’s beauty in respecting peoples differences and living with them. I love the fact that on Sunday morning I can go to the market and buy from the Muslims that are selling because it’s a normal day to them and Christian’s are closed because it’s their worship day.


Me as an atheist is being affected by the many religious brouhaha …


If there was a separation in this country, I’ll still visit the Christians and Muslim sides because they are both tolerant if you respect your immediate location and their rules that they govern on.



The North sees this young killers as innocenty because their doctrine says and there’s a uproar from the South as it makes no sense to them.


Before you make any hasty decision always remember that 2023 is around the corner and a lot of unimaginable things go dey occur, political, religious and just to name a few will become a divid and rule tactics.

….. Abeg if I there’s typo, make una manage before I delete everything.

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Religion / Re: "You Must Confess", African Mother Goes Spiritual As Fox Breaks Into Her House by Okunga: 5:56pm On May 17, 2022
Religion don finish Africans


The dumb parts is that we are even more religious than the people that brought religion to us.


World Poverty capital produces = World richest pastors.



Most of Nigerians prayer points are basically about; God providing them with basic amenities that has been deprived from you as a human being.

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Politics / Re: Osun 2022: I Have Come With Dollars, Pounds, Euros For You - Adeleke To Voters by Okunga: 10:40am On May 16, 2022
This guy and him son B-red are dull by nature.

I said what I said.

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Asks Media To Apologise For Saying GEJ Will Contest APC Ticket. by Okunga: 10:04am On May 14, 2022
abc115:
You are covering ground for GEJ.
GEJ was approached.
He agreed...but wanted Consensus, backing and Anointing of President Buhari that was why he visited APC Chairman.
President Buhari said, he is not a Pastor and don't have Anointing Oil.
GEJ backed out


See as you dey cap with confidence ….

Very funny

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Politics / Re: Unkown Gunmen: Musician, Guests On The Run At A Burial In The South-East (Video) by Okunga: 10:41am On May 12, 2022
Omor if You see as I burst laugh for toilet grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: My Girl Wants Me To Get My Own Apartment Or She Leaves by Okunga: 8:47am On May 11, 2022
Let me drop this here…



Once up a time, some years back. I and my brother was staying together since after NYSC. No job after Nigeria showed me that without knowing anybody or coming from a certain region na OYO (On Your Own) be your name. I moved in with my elder brother staying on the island (Lekki region).


We stayed together for sometime and I even started paying half of the rent, till he impregnated his girlfriend. Before we know we all go don travel go do introduction and like play like play them don do Traditional marriage. His wife is from Ikwere in Rivers state.

Fast forward to after traditional wedding, she moved in with us as she’s a bit heavy.

Me I was still making plans to move out from my brothers place, I was searching for a place but kinda sluggish as I want a better apartment with small money wey dey my hand grin

That was how I met a chick through my younger brothers girlfriend. This babe was working with KPMG, Sweet super rich girl from a wealthy background. But the problem is that she’s too blunt and a bit arrogant.. if you see her face, baby doll, if you see her thick thighs and slim stomach Omor… The chick na trophy babe. Head must twist if we walk past both Guys and Chicks…


She visited me few times while I was still staying at my brothers place. Mind you we never knack but me as mumu boy if I see soft Banny Wey burst my head, trust me; a new mumu in me is born as I will even be shy to express myself to an extent. Be wey be Alpha Male +


I go continue later, my boss don enter office.

My typos Abeg.

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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Admitted In Texas Hospital - Gistlover by Okunga: 8:27am On May 11, 2022
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Quick recovery


You go soon join am for uselu branch of Texas, Nigga

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Investment / Re: Why Do People Go Broke After Winning Huge Amount Of Money by Okunga: 8:13pm On May 09, 2022
Oya poor people wey dey analyze rich people over to you guys… We dey hear !!!

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Politics / Re: Fulani Group Buys APC Presidential Nomination Form For Goodluck Jonathan. by Okunga: 7:27pm On May 09, 2022
This country na full cruise…


You no need DStv, Gotv or even Netflix


Everything is just turning on e own

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Politics / Re: Customs Officer Slaps Samson Nwachukwu, Aide To Governor Ifeanyi Okowa by Okunga: 5:43pm On May 09, 2022
Deltatoto:
life don tire u?no man born of a woman can slap me.u no who u Dey chat with?if u get mind give me ur name and pic now I go strike u with elephantiasis tomorow



You be better craze man wey sabi read and write.


Why you never knack buhari elephantiasis


Abi you no sabi spell him name??


Craze people plenty for Nairaland sha

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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Mavin Records Marks 10th Anniversary by Okunga: 5:08pm On May 09, 2022
saapphiere:
Why is he not married? I'm beginning to get irri by him and his stupid videos on IG



No body send or know your papa ….
Religion / Re: This Is Apostle Suleman's Nude Photo - Stephanie Otobo Says by Okunga: 3:16pm On May 09, 2022
Mooh247:
cool


And so

Na only Suleiman get blockus...

Who never fvck up hands in the air....

Free Sulieman Madam Jezebel




Prophet Solomon fvck pass anything yet God no use am against am



.




OH PLEASE SHUT THE Bleep UP

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Romance / Re: Help My Boyfriend Is A Weed Addict by Okunga: 1:42pm On May 09, 2022
Sawcy:
God knows I don't drink nor smoke... I have never tried it and never will...



So make we fry stone or ice block with this information wey you give us ?

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Education / Re: ASUU Confirms Extension Of Strike By 3 Months by Okunga: 10:30am On May 09, 2022
Abeg where that Damn Nigga guy from Benin City? Bros Abeg come teach me work because I am a Real Nigga, no be me ASUU and Buhari go use idleness kill….


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Politics / Re: Photos Of Osinbajo In Calabar, Cross River State by Okunga: 9:15am On May 07, 2022
Born2Breed:
Who be Osigbajo photographer?

The guy too much.



Na girl abi woman. She be like Tom the day wey I see her for television. Her voice deep like man own. But she good for her job Abeg…
Politics / Re: Photos Of Osinbajo In Calabar, Cross River State by Okunga: 9:10am On May 07, 2022
Whoever take this pictures from the window waving is doing a great job….


The small girl waving on the picture melted my heart…

I just can’t remember explain …

May God save us Nigerians as these politicians dey use our collectives futures take dey play kalo-kalo (gamble).



I always look forward to the window shots as I observe peoples mood that are waving back.

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Celebrities / Re: I Can Never Be Broke Again - Portable Brags (Photos, Video) by Okunga: 8:42am On May 07, 2022
Jakumo:


Mostly one-dollar bills. A single night of weed smoking can exhaust that cash.

On a related note, what happened to this gentleman's nose? Did he come out second best in a drunken fight? Enquiring minds must know.



How much be $1



Bro happy for that man, I no like the guy before but you can’t keep hating Whom God has blessed.


Celebrate them and await yours.
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Lands At Anambra Int’l Airport As Soludo Received Him: Pictures by Okunga: 12:54pm On May 06, 2022
od501:


Must yiu mention ipob? If you don't like them, look away. No go get high BP on top another person matter. Igbos are good with ipob, face your dying region.



Which Igbos are good with IPOB? Are you insane? Have you asked the handymen in the east how they are coping with the Monday shutdown??
Kindly shut up if you have nothing reasonable to say.
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Lands At Anambra Int’l Airport As Soludo Received Him: Pictures by Okunga: 12:26pm On May 06, 2022
….Starboy moving in silence.



Dude no get enemy or wahala except from confused IPOB online miscreants …


Today dem go support Starboy Osibanjo just because he is campaigning against Tinubu camp and tomorrow then go curse am say na thief.


Confused set of Miscreants

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Politics / Re: Saudi Arabian Police Arrest 30 Nigerians For Displaying Tinubu's Campaign Poster by Okunga: 12:12pm On May 06, 2022
Divide and Rule..



Divide them through Religion or Ethnicity and rule.



Campaign on religious ground: As Osibanjo can campaign in RCCG in Naija then Tinubu can campaign in Mecca (Saudi) to show him who’s truly Boss.

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Crime / Re: Police Arrests Fake Soldier In Lagos (photo) by Okunga: 11:26am On May 06, 2022
Kriss216:
I'm 90% certain it's his beards and the way he shaved it exposed his cover.


Flesh and blood didn’t revel this to you… very mumu guy

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Phones / Re: FG Plans 5% Duty On Recharge Cards by Okunga: 10:20am On May 06, 2022
Put illiterates for power… Milking the common masses will be the order of the day…


2023 kowo pe !


These pictures has no correlation with the post , I just love them because they are super bad. cool

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Education / Re: Victor Adetunji Is Cruxlearning Africa’s Maths Champion 2022 by Okunga: 9:10am On May 06, 2022
Yoruba and Igbo making Nigeria proud academically …



But na Malo dey all the offices for Nigeria that are supposed to be occupied by scholars…


And that’s the reason why we are were we were grin

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Politics / Re: 2023: Igbo Traders’ Association Endorses Sanwo-Olu For Second Term by Okunga: 7:32am On May 06, 2022
Nothing do Sanwo Olu… Carry on my amicable point and kill Governor. You deserve it

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Education / Re: Vice Chancellors’ Wives Plan Turkey Trip Amid ASUU Strike by Okunga: 7:07am On May 06, 2022
And una think say this country fit better again??

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Politics / Re: UK Won't Grant Asylum To Violent Members Of Pro-Biafra Groups Like IPOB by Okunga: 7:02am On May 06, 2022
[b]Now na I know say IPOB matter dey giver plenty NL readers nightmare… what



If una no like Biafra people make una support them to leave Nigeria nah… It’s that simple.


Nigeria is not working for them and they want to go and una still dey hold them down by condemning them, make una support them to go since they are being bad names to Nigeria as a country.


I noticed that anything that concerns Biafra gives a lot of people hard-on on this forum.


Why una dey happy say UK dey yarn dust… Did Biafrans told you guy that they want asylum from n the UK Na wah ooo!


Make una support these people to leave Nigeria, if them like make them kill their selves that’s none of y’all businesses.


This early morning wey men suppose get natural hard-on after goodnight rest, na Biafra matter dey raise una Dick… something is fundamentally wrong if you guys don’t support biafrans to separate from your so beloved Nigeria.



As for me: Nigeria no fit better. You and I know this truth. Mind you I am not I support of Biafra but this country was designed to frustrate the living life out of you if you not from a certain region.


I Dey traffic dey go work. Peace y’all [/b]

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Properties / Re: Corps Member Confirmed Dead As Death Toll From Lagos Collapsed Building Rises by Okunga: 4:57pm On May 03, 2022
[b][/b]
Karlovych:
embarassed The hoodlum with brown teeth keeps approving faulty structures throughout Lagos with his fellow oluwole professionals and "Engineers".

It's no wonder many buildings are collapsing in the state lately.

#SaveLagos


You be idiot if nobody don tell you. Senseless fool
Politics / Re: Nigeria Seeking Funding For Gas Pipeline To Morocco by Okunga: 12:53pm On May 03, 2022
So just like that we don forget the oil wey lost under NNPC nose…


Nigerians we never ready for change but more chains.



Many things wey we suppose to dey protest about are thrown under the bus and just like that everybody moves on with their suffering and smiling life.


Una see the government worker for UK wey dem catch watching porn? Him don resign honorably.


Here in Nigeria most criminals are being celebrated.


The youths looks up to politics as their last thieving bus stop with the immunity that comes with it. Those without God fathers in the politics that have to start from scratch are into fraud or anything dubious to get that start up money.


Something is fundamentally wrong with Nigeria. Trust me the same recycled or rouges and their children will rule your children if we all continue with this our ‘ I don’t care’ e no concern me attitude.


APC and PDP are the same. You can easily cross carpet between both party if the power is in your possession and the other party will welcome you with celebrations.


Anybody wey dey defend these two demonic party does not want what’s best for you but their selfish interest.

I don tire to type. Pardon the typos because if I re-read what I wrote, I might delete it all.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Tweets For The First Time Since Nigeria Lifted Twitter Ban by Okunga: 10:39am On May 03, 2022
This man
Celebrities / Re: Chioma Is Davido’s Property — Davido’s Cousin, Clarks Says As She Twerks (Video) by Okunga: 10:25am On May 03, 2022
Thick Thighs Save Lives

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Car Talk / Re: How True Is This Myth About Honda And Toyota Car Engines? (pictures) by Okunga: 12:53pm On May 02, 2022
OfficialDJ:
he's here again - unfailingly.

Aggressively defending his beloved Toyota in the hopes of getting an ambassadorial position with his beat up contraption, a Toyota 2003 corolla.

Sad boy!


Shut up and learn.

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