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Food / Re: How Much Is A Bag Of Rice In Your Area by OlajumokeBread(f): 8:42am On Dec 12, 2016

A full trailer of rice is free here in sambisa.

I bought 1 bag of rice for 50 naira yesterday

It was very delicious and white

They call it plastic rice

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Food / Re: How Much Is A Bag Of Rice In Your Area by OlajumokeBread(f): 8:40am On Dec 12, 2016


1 bag of rice is 24k here (still very cheap and affordable)

I want it to go up to 90k so that the zombies will not eat rice this Christmas

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Car Talk / Re: Whats Your Worst Experiences As A Learner by OlajumokeBread(f): 6:21am On Dec 12, 2016


It may sound funny but i don't and will never learn how to do anything, i just do it and it turns out good

I never learned how to drive a motorcycle

I never learned how to drive a bicycle, i just picked up a bicycle in the morning and by evening, i was an expert

I never learned how to drive a car, i just bought a car on Craigslist and the owner agreed to drive it from New York to New Jersey and park it in my garage, i bought a New Jersey license plate and put on it, i only drove the car to school, when i got tired, i went to the DMV and got my drivers license

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Politics / Re: Photos Of Ongoing Construction Of Abule Egba Fly Over by OlajumokeBread(f): 8:32pm On Dec 11, 2016
adisaigbo1:

Inner roads of Ajegunle ko inner roads of dirty aba ni........ Go back to ur village una no go hear....Flat head

Have you swallowed your daily dosage of Amala and Ewedu today ??
Religion / Re: How To Understand Mathew 10:34 by OlajumokeBread(f): 8:31pm On Dec 11, 2016
adontcare:
may wisdom locate u.

May thunder locate you
TV/Movies / Re: What Is D Scariest Movie U Have Ever Watched? by OlajumokeBread(f): 8:30pm On Dec 11, 2016
bionixs:
oga,ever since you made a comment doubting the existance of our GOD almighty ,i knew you have no life. Your entire life is the scariest hopeless movie i have ever watched

Look at the son of the gay God calling someone"Hopeless"

You gay God must be proud of you
Family / Re: What To Do If Your Partner Is Avoiding You? by OlajumokeBread(f): 6:59pm On Dec 11, 2016


The only solution is to hand him/her over to Buhari

Buhari knows how to make people to be blindly faithful and ignorantly attached to you

You can ask the zombies

They're dying of hunger but they're still faithful and attached to their master

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Culture / Re: Ooni Of Ife Celebrates 1st Year On The Throne With Soyinka, Obasanjo, Others by OlajumokeBread(f): 6:23pm On Dec 11, 2016
Wow

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TV/Movies / Re: What Is D Scariest Movie U Have Ever Watched? by OlajumokeBread(f): 6:20pm On Dec 11, 2016


Buhari and his ignorant zombie followers

That movie is very scary

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Politics / Re: Photos Of Ongoing Construction Of Abule Egba Fly Over by OlajumokeBread(f): 5:41pm On Dec 11, 2016
kayzat:






Your brain can't work more than to use it for just carrying bread upandan . Your comment shows what you have in that your big for nothing skull.

Cry me a river

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Politics / Re: Photos Of Ongoing Construction Of Abule Egba Fly Over by OlajumokeBread(f): 5:36pm On Dec 11, 2016
homosapien:


If you don't have any thing to say, why not read instead of uttering.. ...... ... ...... .



Kid

Have you heard of the basic fundamental human rights ??

The right of freedom of expression

The right of strangling your tiny neck

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Politics / Re: Photos Of Ongoing Construction Of Abule Egba Fly Over by OlajumokeBread(f): 5:34pm On Dec 11, 2016
CXLVII:


Your brain deserves to be blown-off through the mouth

Have you swallowed your daily dosage of Amala and Ewedu today ??

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Politics / Re: Nigeria: Moody’s Predicts 2.5% GDP Growth In 2017, 4% In 2018 by OlajumokeBread(f): 5:30pm On Dec 11, 2016


Nothing good can come out of this Buhari's government

All i want is Buhari to rule Nigeria for 100 years

I want all these zombies to die of hunger

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Politics / Re: FG Announce 10 Point Fiscal Economic Road Map-the Nation by OlajumokeBread(f): 5:28pm On Dec 11, 2016


You can't fool us, we're wise enough

Only the zombies can be tricked with this romantic nonsense

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Politics / Re: Photos Of Ongoing Construction Of Abule Egba Fly Over by OlajumokeBread(f): 5:25pm On Dec 11, 2016


Building a flyover instead of rehabilitating the decayed roads all over Lagos or sanitizing Ajegunle, Okoko and all those inner cities

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Religion / Re: What is The Essence Of The Church And Christianity? by OlajumokeBread(f): 5:24pm On Dec 11, 2016
nurusystem:


you are a lier God Exist.

Hebrews 3:4
For every house is built by someone, but the builder of all things is God.

quran 112 1vs4
In the name of Allah, the Most Beneficent, the Most Merciful.
Say: He is Allah, the One!
Allah, the eternally Besought of all!
He begetteth not nor was begotten.
And there is none comparable unto Him.

deutonomy 6 vs 4 “Hear, O Israel: The LORD our God, the LORD is one!

Koran and bible are story books written by gay goats
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham Hotspur (1 - 0) On 11th December 2016 by OlajumokeBread(f): 4:06pm On Dec 11, 2016
Who is the Mod playing with me right now ??

The score is Man u 1 vs Tottenham 0
Crime / Re: Woman Arrested, Docked Unclad In Court For Theft by OlajumokeBread(f): 10:40am On Dec 11, 2016


Some people are so disappointed right now because they came to see the naked pictures of the woman

Some even came with Vaseline

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Politics / Re: Why Ndigbo Should Join APC —- Kalu by OlajumokeBread(f): 10:39am On Dec 11, 2016
adisaigbo1:

What of Okorocha? see am.... Osu. E pain am.....ntooorrr

Have you swallowed your daily dosage of Amala and Ewedu today ??

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Politics / Re: Female Suicide Bombers Who Struck At Maiduguri Market (Graphic Photos) by OlajumokeBread(f): 10:35am On Dec 11, 2016


Islam is the only loving and peaceful religion on earth


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Politics / Re: Female Suicide Bombers Who Struck At Maiduguri Market (Graphic Photos) by OlajumokeBread(f): 10:34am On Dec 11, 2016


Buhari

You will never go unpunished


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Politics / Re: Why Ndigbo Should Join APC —- Kalu by OlajumokeBread(f): 8:39am On Dec 11, 2016


There are two people we igbos don't fucck with or regard as Igbo's

They are Orji Uzo Kalu and Father Mbaka

These morons are Buhari's slaves

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Religion / Re: How To Understand Mathew 10:34 by OlajumokeBread(f): 8:35am On Dec 11, 2016
hemartins:


One day, you will preach the gospel.

Yes, in my dream
Religion / Re: What is The Essence Of The Church And Christianity? by OlajumokeBread(f): 7:52am On Dec 11, 2016


God is a scam

Jesus Christ is a scam

Religion is the biggest scam in the history of humanity

Bible (story book) is a scam

Heaven is a scam

Hell is a scam

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Religion / Re: How To Understand Mathew 10:34 by OlajumokeBread(f): 7:47am On Dec 11, 2016


God is a scam

Jesus Christ is a scam

Religion is a scam

Bible (story book) is a scam

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Business / Re: Why A Strengthening Dollar Is Bad For The World Economy by OlajumokeBread(f): 7:24am On Dec 11, 2016


Continue giving yourself hope
Crime / Re: Boy Found In A Moulded Block In Ondo, Rescued By Breaking The Walls (Photos) by OlajumokeBread(f): 12:13pm On Dec 10, 2016


Buhari

You will never go unpunished

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Celebrities / Re: Timaya And A Girl Dancer On Stage While Performing (photo,video) by OlajumokeBread(f): 12:05pm On Dec 10, 2016


Linda Ikeji's dream

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Celebrities / Re: Davido: "Someone Is Trying To Use Juju On Me" by OlajumokeBread(f): 12:01pm On Dec 10, 2016


Dele Momudu at work

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Congratulates Ghana President Mahama For Conceding Defeat by OlajumokeBread(f): 11:57am On Dec 10, 2016
Corrupt thief

When you were the president, we were eating good and everything was going fine

Buhari who is the religious and hardworking president became the president, now we're dying of hunger, $1 is now 500 naira, people are stealing garri just to survive

Please, sir can you bring your corruption and stealing self back so we can start enjoying again

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Politics / Re: Lady Declares Her Soldier Brother-In-Law Missing. He Was Posted To Borno by OlajumokeBread(f): 11:55am On Dec 10, 2016


Buhari

You will never go unpunished

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