lemolise:


Thanks, bro

LMFAO. You bad, bro. No, i didn't ask for that. Be nice na

Anytime.

lemolise:
Please, Can someone paste the URL to the male edition thread?

Here you go bro.

https://www.nairaland.com/22400-wooing-challenge-mens

refiner:


now I know u are more of a fool Dan I thought!....desist from my mention!....ewu!

Okay. I just can't wait for when you'd be dropping your lines. That's when I'll have my laugh.

So long, biatch.

Before I forget, shouldn't you be reading for Post-utme, instead of wasting your time here? Or you don read finish?

Rexhenrex:
Will get back to you after maths301 class damn jobless kid help your life mumu

Maths301. Chai! 300 level, 1st semester. Lol. Now who is the kid?

Silly undergrad.

refiner:


am a disgusting tin?....u must be vewi foolish!...was tryna joke wif u buh it seems u are too stvpid for my liking!....and my dear I never said I will woo u!....av gat many male friends here dat I will love to woo dat are both cute and well mannered!



I don't deal wif ugly miserable guy!....so get lost!

I was just joking with you too na.

Okay. Refiner, my sweet tomato. My yellow pawpaw. Asanwa. Sweeti'm.
The only sugar in my tea. The only lizard on my wall. The only fly on my shiit. The only rat in my kitchen. The only meat in my egusi soup.

refiner:



OK I get it!...u wish I will woo u abi?

God forbid. Abeg don't o. I'll just decline. You disgusting thing.

Rexhenrex:
@ the bolded in your own case, i think you need to begin all over from play class and also your teachers deserve awards for being able to understand what you write. This is a very silly way to find porpularity here,and i don't think you wanna try this with me. Your last warning kiddo.

It's not only Porpularity, what about pawpawlarity? Hahaha.

The goat is still making the same mistake with commas. Just ask me how to use commas and I'll tell you. Stop being cocky. It just makes you look stuppid.

Rexhenrex:
swerve you aint worth the stress,find ur mate!

My mates are still in primary school, but they know how use commas and capital letters better than you.

KingRex1:
Eleyi gidi gan

Bring the holy cane.

HateU2:
heheheheh
Bet why ar u wicked lyk dis

But na the truth I talk na.

falconey:


yes you are right, now get the fvck off my mention for life.

Attention seeking brat!!!

At least you have agreed that you are boring and you lack creativity. Thank you.

Rexhenrex:
Ouch!! Sorry the reverse should be the case because u've been up and doing so as to get noticed...funny enough i don't need to get wooed here because i get that outside NL besides how will i benefit from it, no price to be won nor will i get any special acknowledgement secondly am lowkey on here and no one knows me so get your fact straight before you speak bro...

Stooorrrryy.

Smellymouth:


Are you KINGinVAHALA2 aka EdegbeLine

No, God forbid. I am British Airways.

Roxanne3 if you are the one on your dp, then I am breaking the rules and wooing you right here on this thread.

You are beauuuutiful.

refiner:


I wasn't referring to u!...why not pocket dat ur big mouth!

Who be this fowl? You made a comment, I quoted you. If you don't like being quoted then deactivate na. Mtchweeeew.

Lubbish.

mudility:

Lol..you go really.die for sure.
cc.
hateu2
luvu2
ladyf
NSG

Guy if you like cc all the female monikers on Nairaland, nobody go still woo you.

Rexhenrex:
Lemme book space first!

This one is registering his presence, so babes go remember am.

The hustle is real.

Smellymouth:


Hahahha.. u be werey sha

mudility:
ladies i present myself to be wooed.

If anybody woo you, make I die.

refiner:


.....lol!....no be small preparation I dey ooo...d person wey I go woo go hear am!

Those who make mouth at the beginning, always end up being pathetic losers at the end. - OBJ

falconey:


this should be interesting.


*light up*

Dude abeg leave the memes and pictures for smellymouth. You are neither funny nor creative. Sorry.

Suigeneris93:





Its a song na by doube-jay

I thought you said you are a lover of good music? What kind of silly song recommendation is this? Bobo juice? Doube-jay? Wtf!

I thought you were the bum, I guess I was wrong.

Suigeneris93:




Bobo juice

I said song, not drink.

Suigeneris93:
I came to observe

Please recommend a nice song for me, dear.

CheedyJ:



So its a crime to be fat abi...common grow up

I never said being fat was a crime.

Ayo081:
she's beautiful

I am sure this was the best picture of her you could find, and even with all the make-up, she is still not fine.

halfricanadian:


Sweetest words ever thank u

Don't cry babe. Come, let me cuddle you.

Soulz22:


I did check it out.
Blood of Zachariah lol,
Some pics she's like Àsa
Some pics she's like weird MC

Exactly, she is like what would happen if Asa and WeirdMc had a child together.

halfricanadian:


Yup yup im so ashamed of my voice too deep it sounds like 50 men are talking all at once

Sorry dear. Don't worry, you can always get a vocal cord transplant. But wait a minute, yours can't be removed, because they a so big, removing them would kill you. Meaning you are stuck with your voice for ever. Hahahahahahahahaha.

But since you are a lesbian, you can always find a lady who would be the female in the relationship, while you, with your bass voice, would act as the male. So there is still hope for you.

Soulz22:


Lmao!!!!
You won't kill me with laff.
I'll check her out .

Please don't check her out. Don't. You might have a heart attack.

halfricanadian:


So mch of a kitty kat

Im too coward im fearing a cow now

I am sure you have a deep bass voice, like larvene cox, that's why you are afraid to post yours.

Soulz22:


I see we've had our share of OAP voice-face disappointments lol

I think my biggest shock was Tosin Bucknor. I literally had tears in my eyes. She is not fine.