Hahahahah num 3 my mum would tell you'all d food u av bin eating in dis house nko?

Lia lia dem no fit!
I bind and cast every karishika trying to tk my place.

khassy:


ife mi no vex jare..


you know no one can take your place ahbi

Like I will always say not all girls!!

BALLOSKI:
Erm..Erm..

That's serious. Gals usually go mad after they break up with their guys .

Hahahahahah dat got my ribs cracking

rawpadgin:
cant date em tall girls anymore

dated one few years ago, weneva we going out this heartless girl go still put on high heels wen she know say am kinda brieff

making me to look like her younger bro.

*clears throat* my bf once told me dat am 60%funny n 40% serious! N he is 40%funny n 60%serious!

Ewwww lick z d**k! *puking*

Dats cause I know how long it took me to talk to my sis to pull herself together after a bad breakup.not just my sis me too!

BALLOSKI:
well...

See yourself! Bra bra bra!

khassy:

I like your pink bra

Well dats true! Buh d breakup thing?? Doesn't work for some women dat way! Some times its d other way round!

Well u soo right

nickkylawve:
what attracts women to men physically

Women,just like men, care about physical looks however the main difference between men and women is that men put a much higher weight to physical looks while women look for other factors.

A man can determine whether he likes woman or not from the first meeting while a woman might need some time before she can assess other factors.
n this article i will tell you what attracts women to men physically

Height: Women are more physically attracted to tall men than short men because this makes them feel psychologically secure. The good news is that you still have a chance to attract women even if you were not tall. Once you manage to satisfy the woman's need for security in any other way other than your physical looks then she will be attracted to you

Shoulder's width : Women don't care much about guys with bulky muscles however they are physically attracted to men who appear more masculine. This means that relatively wide shoulders, narrow waist and relatively muscular body makes the man much more attractive to women.

Facial features that attracts women : Facial features that indicate the pretense of more testosterone attracts women physically. A wide jaw, prominent check muscles and all other features that make a face more masculine attracts women physically.

so ladies what do you see to this?


Cc:donTbone

Me! Myself n I
Naijaboly
Lol!

Sorry I saw n tripped b4 u removed it

naijaboiy:

Lol,i thought I removed it.

Cause its cute! N moreover na black bra I fit wear to dat cloth! Moreso its black n purple lace na

khassy:


why are you using a black bra

I love thisguy!

buh not all of dem sleep off na.

Cute!

naijaboiy:

Went to the wine shop and then decided to take a few selfies. This was sometime around May this year.

Here goes!

Ermmmmmm! Where z d six packs Ma no see anitin

tonididdy:
Omoh see baddo wey dgirls dey boon
Na'I'm don get sick pack
Like say na goon...a goon lagoon

Seriously Na d girl mumu! All dose five years! Shey she no see sign of unseriousness in d guy ni? Mtchewww

Where??

jboy73:

Big neeples detected.

Dis is me

Yippy I found ma birthday mate!just d month n day tho definitely not d year!

willbob:
8 December 1999

Dec 8 1_9_

ROTFL! For person wey just dey learn haba! Na missionary na

profojah:

Who disvirgined you?. How were you deflowered?. Was it by doggy, missionary or reverse-cowgirl style?. Was the experience sweet, painful or painfully-sweet?..Thanks

Virgin? Nope!

domopps:



So dear are you a virgin?





Cheeeeers

Seriously I tell u my real age u don't believe u want me to lie

RedBenson:


Taaaah! Liars shall have high table inside hell fire. This is why we keep saying ladies dont tell their real age. There is no where under the sun that your pic shows you are twenty. The mimimum you can be is 25.

Smile! Thanks u might not understand. But dose dat understand already got what am trying to pass across

BiafranNigerian:
You seem educated but you chose to type like an idiot. How can I understand this nonsense short hand ?

Elder sis?? Hell no dats me

donholy28:
so u go use ur elder sis pix as dp

Hahahahahahahahaha actually av xperienced alll