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Forum Games / How Best Can U Guess by OLAMIND1(m): 4:07pm On Apr 20, 2009
where can u find this building?

Adverts / What's Life All About? by OLAMIND1(m): 3:43pm On Apr 20, 2009
Write-out your view(s) about life here!

Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Sections: - Chat Thread 2 by OLAMIND1(m): 3:18pm On Apr 20, 2009
And what's your business about that?? tongue
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Sections: - Chat Thread 2 by OLAMIND1(m): 3:15pm On Apr 20, 2009
And what's your business about that?? tongue
Jokes Etc / Re: A Terrible And Shocking Story by OLAMIND1(m): 12:21pm On Apr 20, 2009
Anatello somebody!!!

you won kill me
Jokes Etc / Re: Strictly For Men! by OLAMIND1(m): 10:24pm On Apr 15, 2009
Hmmh! Dirty minds! grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Laughing Ma Ass Out! by OLAMIND1(m): 10:02pm On Apr 15, 2009
yeh! gbese!!
Jokes Etc / Re: This For The Ladies by OLAMIND1(m): 3:48pm On Apr 04, 2009
He needs to be spoon-fed with Hcl.(aqueous one)
Jokes Etc / Re: 10 Great 5EX Positions . . . by OLAMIND1(m): 3:43pm On Apr 04, 2009
Not what I expected!
Religion / Re: The Black Woman Is God by OLAMIND1(m): 3:34pm On Apr 04, 2009
The female can never do without the male!
Hence the blackman is really a god!

The female will always worship him with food and the best of their body!
Religion / Re: The Many Lies Told By Jesus by OLAMIND1(m): 3:30pm On Apr 04, 2009
Who can battle with my God
Romance / Re: Ladies: Could You Possibly Date Your Driver? by OLAMIND1(m): 3:20pm On Apr 04, 2009
Pls!

Can my driver be a lady!
if yes!

Then i'll simply become promiscuous because of her
provided she has the "Onsho Onsho Dichotomy" grin
Education / Re: Where Can I Learn French? by OLAMIND1(m): 10:42am On Apr 01, 2009
come to OAU-ife!
Romance / Re: She Dis-virgined Me At Age 6 Now She Still Wants To Sleep Wit Me. by OLAMIND1(m): 10:39am On Apr 01, 2009
oh boy!

If u friend am, come leave am, walahi! you don die be that!

Send am come my house, I no how I go take handle r'am!
Religion / Re: Have You Praised Him Yet, Today? by OLAMIND1(m): 10:28am On Apr 01, 2009
O give thanks unto the king of kings
for his mercies endureth forever
O give thanks unto the lord of lords
for his mercies endureth forever

Thank you Jesus for sparing my life up to this moment
May your name be praised for ever!
HALLELUJAH!
Jokes Etc / Re: Have You Been Fooled Today? by OLAMIND1(m): 10:13am On Apr 01, 2009
mine was different,

one of my room mates came screaming at the top of his voice around 5:00a.m. this morning, telling us that the abominable thing had happened!
he said there was a fresh sacrifice on our door step.

So curiously we all rushed out.But to our dismay, there was nothing like calabash or anything to denote the pesence of a sacrificial instruments!

We were all April fooled! grin
Romance / Re: How Do You Tell A Girl That You Love Her? by OLAMIND1(m): 2:45am On Mar 19, 2009
Each time i try telling one of the "daughters of eve" in my dept. that i love her, i found out that after several mins. of rehearsing, i still fumble! I get scared of what the consequence of "NO" may be!

And the problem is that each time i see her with another guy, i feel like going to warn her never to mingle with guys again, as if am already the "man of the match"!

Nairalandas pls help me out of my predicament!
Because i cant stand seeing this "daughter of eve" being locked-up in another man's arm!

mind you, this is not an SOS. its only an application for help!
consider me abeg!
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokesssss by OLAMIND1(m): 1:41am On Mar 19, 2009
huh! huhh! ha! ha! ha! yeh!

oh my God! where did u get that?

o n gbona felifeli. its too hot!
Jokes Etc / Re: Dani's Childhood Days by OLAMIND1(m): 7:31pm On Mar 16, 2009
guy! you be fine boyyyyy!
Jokes Etc / Re: Bad Thinking by OLAMIND1(m): 2:30pm On Feb 28, 2009
Hot!
Jokes Etc / Re: Don't Click by OLAMIND1(m): 2:06pm On Feb 28, 2009
Oh my God!

I wasted precious money buying cafe time,
all because i wanted to see something new!!

God have mercy on you!

Because that money i wasted was "owo onje mi" grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Chicken Advice by OLAMIND1(m): 1:57pm On Feb 28, 2009
Hmmmh,
Jokes Etc / Re: Please Do Me This Favour by OLAMIND1(m): 9:48pm On Feb 23, 2009
bad nigger!
Jokes Etc / Re: Secret Lover by OLAMIND1(m): 9:24pm On Feb 23, 2009
if na u wetin u go do?
Jokes Etc / Re: First Time by OLAMIND1(m): 9:04pm On Feb 23, 2009
bad romade! ;d
Jokes Etc / Re: I Beg O Oooooooooooooo by OLAMIND1(m): 8:51pm On Feb 23, 2009
ooo ni fe te!

am sure you cant barb your hair with cutlass!
can you?

abi can you deposit your mother for a plate of garri?
Jokes Etc / Re: Rate My Lovely Pictures by OLAMIND1(m): 8:43pm On Feb 23, 2009
hey!

where did you get these from
Jokes Etc / Re: Facial Expression by OLAMIND1(m): 12:03pm On Feb 23, 2009
you have a dirty mind!
Education / Re: Help Me Out by OLAMIND1(m): 12:07am On Feb 10, 2009
too bad! am not an admission officer!
sorry enh!
Jokes Etc / Re: Joke Section: Drop Your Valentine's Day Agenda by OLAMIND1(m): 12:04am On Feb 10, 2009
am born again_I dont celebrate it! grin

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