This one that one of my eye is swollen and hurting me with neck pain since morning.

Shey I no go isolate myself like this?

Every spirit of Covid-19 abeg go back to where you came from.

Fragility6:
70k ghost workers discovered,Over 200bn naira made from border closure in one day,We have defeated Boko Haram. Notice the similarities between this statements

The similarity is that they're all AUDIO.

NwaAmaikpe:





I'm confused...you went as early as 8pm on a Monday morning?

It's apparent they weren't so keen to attend to you and that is wrong on all standards,
They are already stigmatizing you....and it's not like you've even run the test.

But if your conduct there was just as incoherent as this your writeup, I won't blame them myself.

Just come and join me in Shiloh so that God can reupholster your dilapidating life.
The Lord who cured my madness can make you whole again.

Better still, send me the doctor's name so I can put it on my prayer request. I can assure you that before next week, my God will make him to be sacked for killing a patient.

And you said the Lord has cured your madness?

SultanOfPuna:
A Herb Created By God
To Free Humanity From Anxiety and Stress
To Heal Cancer [Hemp Oil]
To Increase Appetite
To Connect Us To Our Spiritual Side

Weed Was Banned By Henry Aslinger
He Used His Power To Convince 100 Countries in United Nations To Sign A Ban On Weed
Because Weed overtook the Cotton Industry in USA
Hemp was used to make paper,textile,ropes and medicinal drugs and many more..
This was making the Top Moguls in Cotton Industry and Oil Industry Scared of Losing its longtime Industry to the New Weed Industry which was growing so fast it scared them.
So Henry Aslinger is the bastard that is responsible for countless innocent lives jailed because of a NATURAL PLANT!!

Guy how far now??

You be Fela associate?

APOPTOSIS:
I thought Most NIGERIANS always call our MEDICAL DOCTORS, MALARIA and TYPHOID DOCTORS...
U claim u hate Medical Doctors, yet you are rushed to your so called ENEMY when SICK and deranged...
I guess u really need mental Check as well, as part of hospital evaluations.
Please where are those PEOPLE ...?

Here we are.

Shey no be Malaria and Typhoid una dey treat?

ola33t:







One of the great pillars of life is Luck. That is why a baby would be shot out of her mum's Vulva from the head while another would come out upside-down; a baby who hasn't worked for anyone in life would open it's eyes into infinite riches to reap where it has not sown while another baby would open it's eyes into the coarse palms of a fairly-used midwife in a remote part of the world.

Luck is the only thing in life that can keep your effort in balance. Whatever you do, whatever your modus operandi or principle for life is, if luck is not on your side, it would all be futile effort.
It doesn't mean you shouldn't try your best, it only means you should rely more on the things that can keep your world in motion and not on some set of personal theoretical principles, so you wouldn't end up frustrated in life.

You are right.

Life is mostly about the things you can't control.

DECLAN2015:



Wonderful advice
Just seek advice from other people

So the person that diagnosis him.what is he?And you are telling people to seek advice from other people.

It was a MEDICINE SELLER that that advice us to do TUBERCULOSIS test on him after doctors were treating malaria.

Virus99:
I had typhoid based on the test result... And the Doctor's only solution is drip.
Even before the test result came out, he already put me on drip.

He was about to give me the 5th drip in just 2 days... When my brothers refused.

The man is notorious for giving people drip.

I heard someone fell into a well, upon the person's rescue and taken to the same hospital the doctor was busy administering drips!

Imagine! Someone rescued from inside water and yet being hammered with water

Ha ha

Wetin happen, the doctor na Mami water?

Nigerian Doctors are quacks .

When my brother was sick sometimes ago, Nigerian Doctors (both private and government) were treating malaria until we went to a medice seller in our area who adviced us to do TUBERCULOSIS test.

My brother was actually suffering from tuberculosis and Nigerian Doctors were treating malaria and collecting a lot of money from us.

We did the TB test and Treatment for free courtesy WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION.

When you are sick please don't listen only to Nigerian Doctors, seek advice from other people .

Thank me later.

Supervisor Ko Superintendent Ni.

What will the person be Supervising?

Hello Nairalanders, Please how much does it cost to board a bus from Lagos to Lokoja?

Help a Brother.

Now, This is COMEDY .

But I think this is the right decision for a Tottenham point of view. They really need to win a trophy and Jose is the GO-TO man.

naijadrivablog:
I coined an acronym, SMSPF.


Guess what it means.

See Me See Front Page

Thursday night football . How market?

Kvngfrosh:
Hustle ooo make yr child nr go vomit garri fr class

But y

Bros why you con wicked like this

Thank God, Nairaland is now returning to it's past GLORY.

Sensible posts are now making it to the front page

Now, This is a slay Queen.

INSIDE LIFE ( NINU AYE )

I have been sent a message that I have been selected for the program .
They will tell me the time to come for admission letter.

" EXECUTIVE MAID " , This one strong ooo

Better run for your life.

Abi which is Globacom HR for Coonoil Producing

Pls who have received invite for interview

JY01:
Anyone received anything yet after interviews today?

No