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Religion / Re: How Do Atheists Explain The Existense Of Intelligent Designs? by oncode1: 3:54pm On Apr 17, 2012
You atheleptic people make me laugh, i love reasoning with you, i have few of you as friends here, we argue a lot, so one day i invited them to my house, brought out my weed tray, we all sat down and roll up our joints, hit the bong with our spark and starts blazzzzing........10 minutes later, i asked a question and believe me, you don't want to know the rest of that story, one of them almost got mad where him dey try reason answer for where answer no dey grin..........no be small thing ohh.

Anyway, i have a question, am high right now, so i need something to make me laugh cos y'all are funny people. "If you really do not believe in God, what do you believe you cos you gat to believe in something to explain your own existence and if you do not believe in anything, explain your own existence, what or who created you, how did you come into existence" AND PLEASE ENOUGH OF THE BIG WORDS, YOU GUYS ALWAYS START EXPLAINING WITH WORDS SOMEONE CAN UNDERSTAND AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU START CONFUSING YOURSELF, WHO IS FOOLING WHO?, IF POSSIBLE, EXPLAIN AM FOR PIDGIN ENGLISH SO EVERYBODY GO FIT UNDERSTAND AM.

NOTE: Am not a religious person, am simply a spiritual person following JESUS CHRIST, not your average Christian or spiritual person, a highly spiritual person, i have personally asked for God for some spiritual shit and believe me you, i got some shit.

Waiting for my answer, abeg no forget to explain in simple oyibo english or naija ingrish....GOD BLESS YOU!

THE ONLY TIME I WILL BELIEVE SCIENCE OR IN SCIENCE IS WHEN THEY CREATE A LIFE HUMAN BEING, NOT ROBOTS, NO, A BREATHING, SUCKING, WALKING, GROWING, FUCKING, MARRYING, HAVING KIDS, GETTING OLD AND DIE HUMAN BEING, then i will believe whatever crap they say, do you want to know where scientist get their inspiration from? SPIRITUALITY.......those who have wisdom to decode what is happening in this bleeped up planet should read this and apply it to everything mankind has created trying to make himself equal with GOD.

And these also stagger from wine
and reel from beer:
Priests and prophets stagger from beer
and are befuddled with wine;
they reel from beer,
they stagger when seeing visions,
they stumble when rendering decisions.
All the tables are covered with vomit
and there is not a spot without filth.

“Who is it he is trying to teach?
To whom is he explaining his message?
To children weaned from their milk,
to those just taken from the breast?
For it is:
Do this, do that,
a rule for this, a rule for that[a];
a little here, a little there.”

Very well then, with foreign lips and strange tongues
God will speak to this people,
to whom he said,
“This is the resting place, let the weary rest”;
and, “This is the place of repose”—
but they would not listen.
So then, the word of the LORD to them will become:
Do this, do that,
a rule for this, a rule for that;
a little here, a little there—
so that as they go they will fall backward;
they will be injured and snared and captured....................Isaiah 28


Whenever you read the bible or any good spiritual book, compare it to everything around you and ask God to open those blind eyes.



Pray not to be judged by your mistake but my your heart............Mankind (you and me) Judge by mistake, while God judge by Heart. Person way say him get ear, make him hear!

Its all about SPIRITUALITY baby, THE SPIRITUAL, CONTROLS THE PHYSICAL............................. grin
Religion / He Who Is Without Sin.............should Cast The First Stone! by oncode1: 2:49pm On Apr 12, 2012
Came across this passage while watching a video about the parables of JESUS CHRIST......so I decided to share with my fellow True Servants of God.

And these also stagger from wine
and reel from beer:
Priests and prophets stagger from beer
and are befuddled with wine;
they reel from beer,
they stagger when seeing visions,
they stumble when rendering decisions.
All the tables are covered with vomit
and there is not a spot without filth.

“Who is it he is trying to teach?
To whom is he explaining his message?
To children weaned from their milk,
to those just taken from the breast?
For it is:
Do this, do that,
a rule for this, a rule for that[a];
a little here, a little there.”

Very well then, with foreign lips and strange tongues
God will speak to this people,
to whom he said,
“This is the resting place, let the weary rest”;
and, “This is the place of repose”—
but they would not listen.
So then, the word of the LORD to them will become:
Do this, do that,
a rule for this, a rule for that;
a little here, a little there—
so that as they go they will fall backward;
they will be injured and snared and captured....................Isaiah 28

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