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Politics / Re: Tinubu Picked MU-MU Ticket To Get Northern Votes, But He Got 'Sai Mun Bata Wuta' by OnionBandit(f): 10:20am On Aug 21, 2022
The real mumu is the op and the singer of "Sai mun ba ta wuta"..he was probably in Mali when Atiku and his principal stole billions of dollars under the guise of fixing electricity
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Is The Real Wealth Creator And Can Bring Us Out From Financial Mess by OnionBandit(f): 10:18am On Aug 21, 2022
The way he invested in Shayo with Anambra's entire budget?

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Politics / Re: Igbo Elders Begin Consultation, Meet Sultan, Others by OnionBandit(f): 10:06am On Aug 21, 2022
grin cheesy grin

Una just dey learn consultation.. grin grin..I thought you lot were above others in this country.

Can't wait for the day of eRection to come. I want to watch him cry with that his cricket voice

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Religion / Re: Pastor Carlton Apologizes After Calling Church Members ‘poor’ And ‘broke’ by OnionBandit(f): 9:49am On Aug 21, 2022
SmartPolician:


You know ZILCH.

That picture you see in churches has a source.
Go and find out its origin; that's why you went to school - to learn. That's your assignment because I won't tell you.

As for the second paragraph, I will maintain what I wrote earlier. A preacher has no business carrying dreadlocks. Jesus was solemn all through His stay on earth and encourages us Christians to conform to the positive norms of our society. Today, you wear deadlocks in a society where rascals wear dreadlocks and expect sane people to take you seriously when you preach the Gospel of Christ.

Argue from now till the end of time, I will maintain my stance. I don't blame the dude - I blame fools who go to his church and they even deserve to be called worse names because, just like you, they know nothing!


PS: I won't reply you again.
mumu grin

Which source has the pictures got? grin cheesy
Crime / Re: A Father Kills His 2 Children With Stones And Sticks In Adamawa (Graphic Photo) by OnionBandit(f): 6:51pm On Aug 20, 2022
You no cover the face of the children but the face of the criminal father

Is something not wrong with you like this?

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Family / Re: Men That Cry On Their Wedding Day by OnionBandit(f): 5:48pm On Aug 20, 2022
Na mumu dey worry them..

All of them never had enough encounter with women to make them have an idea of what they are going into..

A few months into the marriage, they would look back at the moment those tears were shed and feel like hitting their heads on the rock, aswearugad.

Marriage is highly recommended o, but it is not worth the tears

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Family / Re: Is It Advisable To Marry A Man Earning 100k In This Present Economy. Ur Sincere by OnionBandit(f): 10:20am On Aug 20, 2022
olasaad:


Well many people here on nairaland will tell you No cheesy but the truth is that so many couples are on that level and they are leaving fine. Just mind the way you procreate
You are not far from the truth. In fact, majority of couples are below this level but the social media space has not captured enough for you to know this.

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Politics / Re: What Happened Between Me And An Igbo Woman Today by OnionBandit(f): 6:14am On Aug 20, 2022
PandaroObi:
My fingers are very heavy typing this. It doesn't even feel right, but somehow I feel very different. I feel human again.

I've hated Igbos for so many years because of a horrible experience I had at the hands of an Igbo boss years ago. I thought I'd never see a good person of Igbo extraction.

So today I visited a friend who happened to have a wife that just delivered. I'm still single, so I sat down chatting with him because there was nothing I would be doing at home.

After a while he went out and returned to tell me that her mother in the Lord (a female pastor who was advanced in age) who lived in the same compound as his was about to go to the market and usually, he accompanied her. Now that his wife really need company, he begged me to follow her as the woman usually purchased in bulk and would need someone to take the stuff into her car.

I obliged him.

When we got to the market, I was following her around the whole place like a house boy grin. At the end of the day, when we were done with buying and transferring the large food materials to her car, she pointed to some huge tubers of yam, and other food stuff, and told me they were for me. She said I would take them when we return home.

I was very happy and surprised. I thought she was just another entitled woman who would use me without feeling a need to appreciate.

Long story short, when we returned, I helped her take the stuff to her apartment and you know what? She topped it up with some CASH!!

When I told my friend, he said that's how she does. When I asked more to know about her, he told me her name:

An IGBO name!
Good one, PandaroObi.. I am surprised that with just a few tubers of Yam and cash, your perception about the yeebowhs was bought. however, there is always one out of a hundred thousand yeebowhs like this woman. Dont be deceived. Most of them are hateful, bitter, boastful, intolerant, cannibalistic, ungrateful and annoyingly entitled.

Cc:pandoraObi

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Politics / Re: Why The Second Niger Bridge Is More It A Curse To The East Than A Blessing by OnionBandit(f): 7:30pm On Aug 19, 2022
gr8ofnnetwork:
South East, una no dey ever get good news to celebrate. What a land full of Okonkwo and Uchemefune
They are naturally cursed, hateful, bitter and ungrateful people. That's why there is never peace amongst themselves

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija’s Erica Abandons Her Car, Boards Okada To Beat Lagos Traffic To Airport by OnionBandit(f): 9:09am On Aug 19, 2022
alpharoyalty:
She is fresh, I must confess.
Remove her slutty life, my kind of girls.
kiss
weyrey
Politics / Re: How Atiku, Tinubu And Obi Stand Nationwide If Elections Where To Hold Today. by OnionBandit(f): 7:34am On Aug 19, 2022
Obi winning eRection in more than one state outside the IPOB dominated parts of the country is a joke taken too far

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Family / Re: Man Laments After His Little Son Refused To Allow Him ‘Enjoy’ his Wife (Video) by OnionBandit(f): 9:47pm On Aug 15, 2022
OKOATA:
wink
Women should learn to dress sexily at home, and husband's should get sexy lingeries for their wives. To be honest I can't get hard at the site of a woman on wrappers like that.
All your aspirations in this life na to get hard.. we have seen that grin grin

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi, Tinubu And Atiku. My Experience Inside A Keke In Osun State by OnionBandit(f): 7:59pm On Aug 15, 2022
Falopeabimbola:
I'm from Ile Ife and currently in Ife for my younger sister's wedding. I carried out a social experiment and I was shocked.

They are voting PO.
You think I be Igbo? Then make yourself happy
mumu..dumbass yeebowh squirrel. Una no even smart one bit. Using Yoruba name and surname as moniker to make people think you are Yoruba..who wil fall for this childish stunt sef? By the time you will realise you are only wasting your time, it will be too late..

Go get a life pls

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi, Tinubu And Atiku. My Experience Inside A Keke In Osun State by OnionBandit(f): 7:55pm On Aug 15, 2022
haffaze777:
It's because you've never been in Ogun state, 90% of Ogun populace are rooting for Peter Obi,even our Imam as at last Friday jummat lay curse on anybody that vote PDP or APC, I was at awujale of ijebu palace 3 minutes ago and he has instructed all ijebu people to vote for Peter Obi,I'm presently at Alake of Egbaland palace now we're discussing how we will mobilize voters for Peter Obi.i don't know of any region but I can confidently say Peter Obi will win 80% of vote cast in South West.
cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin

Five castrated cows for your eating pleasure, my brother
Politics / Re: El-Rufai Reacts After A Peter Obi Supporter Reported His Tweet by OnionBandit(f): 5:28pm On Aug 15, 2022
SIMONEKPA7:
smiley
But why is El Rufai insulting Igbos that they cant open their shops on Monday's...
How is this an insult na? Is that not whats happening in the south East?

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Politics / 2 Million March: “I Hope You Get 200,” El-rufai Sneers At Peter Obi, Supporters by OnionBandit(f): 1:10pm On Aug 15, 2022
Governor of Kaduna state, Nasir El-Rufai has sneered at the presidential candidate of the Labour Party,LP, Peter Obi and his supporters over their planned “two-million-man march” in the state.

Recall that Obi’s supporters have been mobilizing online and offline across the country, including Nassarawa state recently, to rally support ahead of the 2023 elections.

El-Rufai, in a tweet via his verified Twitter on Monday, said he hopes they have two hundred people in the streets of Kaduna for the march.


He tweeted, “In Kaduna? Not Kaduna Twitter? – I hope you get Two Hundred persons on the streets, including those ‘imports’ that can’t open their shops on Mondays, and came on overnight bus last night!! I jus’ dey laff, wallahi tallahi!! – @KadunaResident.”

El-Rufai said the only way Obi’s supporters could get their projected figure was by “importing” people to Kaduna state.


Aside from Nasarawa solidarity march for Obi, there have also been street marches for Obi with huge numbers recorded in Calabar.

Meanwhile, Obi, during the weekend, attended the 70th annual convention of the Redeemed Christian Church of God at Redemption City.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/08/peter-obi-20/

https://twitter.com/elrufai/status/1559049112976343043?t=8ZruWQ7WqAZENo9GkQcNGQ&s=19

Politics / Re: Omenuwoma Josiah Reveals Why He Rejected Okowa's Appointment In Delta by OnionBandit(f): 12:50pm On Aug 15, 2022
Kfed4ril:


Your own is anybody can win but not an Igbo man.
Pls remove the mindset o.
You are getting it all wrong. My opinion is purely based on prevailing circumstances. Apart from the fact that the Igbo candidate isn't credible, he isn't playing his cards well. He lies a lot, he has Christianised his politics by going from church to church to campaign, his supporters are majorly IPOB miscreants who have nothing to offer but violence.
Politics / Re: Police Reply Shan George On Dismissed Officers by OnionBandit(f): 12:15pm On Aug 15, 2022
Sltp:

If they resort to bigger crimes, they will be caught and also sentenced.

Nonsense+
They will be caught..

You sure you are in this country at all? How many bandits, kidnappers, IPOB miscreants etc our security agents don catch?
Politics / Re: Omenuwoma Josiah Reveals Why He Rejected Okowa's Appointment In Delta by OnionBandit(f): 12:01pm On Aug 15, 2022
ezechi242:
Peter obi is not a saint ...but he is not a drug lord and also not a kleptomaniac.
a liar can be all of the above and more
Politics / Re: Police Reply Shan George On Dismissed Officers by OnionBandit(f): 12:00pm On Aug 15, 2022
Sltp:
This Shan George no get brain for her head. Isn't she in Nigeria? They should not only be dismissed, they should be jailed and convicted for their crimes against innocent citizens
How you go say she no get brain for just airing her opinion. What you don't understand is that it is far better for the officers to be demoted or punished in some other ways than dismissal. These guys are hardened and I can tell you for sure that 99% of them will resort to bigger crimes now that they don't have a job. Just think about it..again
Politics / Re: Education Is Not For The Poor - Peter Obi On School Fees Hike in 2006 - TheCable by OnionBandit(f): 9:39am On Aug 15, 2022
Eaglesence:



Ha!! Now, im worried. Have i made the right decision abi amabout to make a gross, gross mistake by being Obedient !?? Oh God of heaven and the earth, choose thou the best leader for our dear nation Nigeria.

Bht suffer has ended in my life no matter the matter.
Amen @ your last sentence.

Being obidient is a waste of time, to be honest. I am not selling any candidate to you because I can't vouch for any myself..but I know for sure Obi is not close to the answer we seek as a country. The way lies freely escape from the gap between be his teetth is sickening. Plus he has not proferred any solution to the problems bedeviling us, he just keeps emphasizing on the problems.
Politics / Re: Education Is Not For The Poor - Peter Obi On School Fees Hike in 2006 - TheCable by OnionBandit(f): 9:14am On Aug 15, 2022
Buziness101:


You are just as stupid as your post
see defence grin grin

Mumu pipo
Politics / Re: I Called SE Govs To Ask Peter Obi How He Intends To Win 2023 Election- Dan Ulasi by OnionBandit(f): 7:45am On Aug 15, 2022
Idiotseverywher:
. Fulani terrorist
cheesy
Politics / Re: Education Is Not For The Poor - Peter Obi On School Fees Hike in 2006 - TheCable by OnionBandit(f): 7:24am On Aug 15, 2022
Mitsurugi:




Like I said you're too old for this sort of NONSENSE, no matter how much you're paid. If Nigeria's issue is a joke to you, well na all of us dey buy bread 900 now shaa. VELIFY THAT
cheesy grin
Politics / Re: Education Is Not For The Poor - Peter Obi On School Fees Hike in 2006 - TheCable by OnionBandit(f): 7:03am On Aug 15, 2022
casppyjay:
ofcourse no sane Nigeria devoid of all Nigerian ills would argue the obvious fact.. the more u pay for education in Nigeria the better u get .. atleast I know myself I grew up in Nigeria..many half baked graduates are in Nigeria because they probably went to the poorly funded schools with little or nothing but a building with many people coming and going daily..
This hypocrite wouldn't have said same if this was from Tinubu..

You guys are confused

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Politics / Re: I Called SE Govs To Ask Peter Obi How He Intends To Win 2023 Election- Dan Ulasi by OnionBandit(f): 7:02am On Aug 15, 2022
Idiotseverywher:
. Nigerians and the whole world knows who are looters in Nigeria, no need to be pathetic, everything about Nigeria is predictable by non Nigerians that is why they refused to accept the fake and tribal president buhari attempt to tag ipob terrorist,we are waited for the six months period they gave buhari to release Nnamdi KANU and pay him compensation, you people think you can lie t the world
IPOB
Politics / Re: Omenuwoma Josiah Reveals Why He Rejected Okowa's Appointment In Delta by OnionBandit(f): 6:58am On Aug 15, 2022
grin

This is how we lose opportunities because of social media trends we follow blindly. How can you forgo an opportunity to serve prospective presidential candidate for an online president?

He is a mumu man

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