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Religion / Re: See What The Us Govt Is Saying About Jesus Christ, The Bible, And Christians!! by onionsoup(f): 12:00pm On Jul 30, 2015
Someone should email him and let him know he is talking sh.....t! embarassed
Religion / See What The Us Govt Is Saying About Jesus Christ, The Bible, And Christians!! by onionsoup(f): 11:36am On Jul 30, 2015
" The anti Christ is here! people. Its time to wake up and embrace your salvation with all your might, strength, love and all you have got. Hey! Let him that thinks he stands take hid lest he/she falls. The end is here. GIVE YOUR LIFE TOTALLY TO JESUS! SURRENDER TO HIM NOW! Train yourselves to be able to withstand the perilous times. Please do it NOW!

PLEASE READ FURTHER!!!!

JENKINS: A message from your U.S. Department of Religion


Following the recent Supreme Court rulings, many Christians have expressed fear that they will be prohibited from practicing their religion by the United States government.

We wish to reassure you, that is not the case. The U.S. government is committed to the free exercise of religion, provided it does not promote hate speech or violate anyone’s right not to be offended. For the purposes of this document, “hate speech” is defined as any utterance that does not conform to the Executive Branch’s stated positions on issues of concern to the general public.

With regard to Christianity in particular, the Department of Religion’s position is that anyone who wishes to identify as Christian may do so freely and openly; however, they should not engage in speech or behavior that is emotionally injurious to non-Christians. Specifically, while we recognize the right of Christians to reference Jesus Christ, we ask that they no longer refer to him as deity, as this is offensive to many atheists, Muslims and liberals.

Christians are also, of course, free to read the Bible, although the DOR will soon be issuing a more tolerant, easier-to-read version which will replace the traditional versions of the Bible now commonly in use. This new version will include many parts of the New Testament, as well as select passages from the Old Testament.

Passages that proscribe specific behaviors such as pride, envy, greed and adultery have been removed to avoid offending members of Congress. Many Christians will no doubt be pleased to learn that there are now only three Commandments.

As an added bonus, the government-approved version of the Bible will include several speeches by President Barack Obama. In the interests of consistency, we ask that everyone also refrain from referring to President Obama as deity.

In addition, while we acknowledge the right of all Americans to follow their conscience on questions of morality, we insist that Christians discontinue use of the word “sin,” which henceforth will be known only as “the s-word.” In our view, the s-word is a form of hate speech, and anyone using it — especially to describe protected sexual behaviors — will be subject to prosecution.

Finally, to promote tolerance and diversity, we require that Christians no longer deny membership in their congregations to non-Christians. Insisting that someone profess faith in Jesus Christ in order to join a Christian church is an outdated and discriminatory practice. From now on, Christian churches must open their membership rolls and leadership positions to all. We feel confident that this will in no way affect the integrity of Christian organizations.

Christian churches that adhere to these guidelines will receive the U.S. Department of Religion’s Seal of Approval, allowing them to retain their tax-exempt status. Those not in compliance will have their tax-exempt status revoked, and their members will be placed on the Department of Defense’s Terrorist Watch List.

Thank you. That is all.

Rob Jenkins is a local freelance writer and the author of “Family Man: The Art of Surviving Domestic Tranquility,” available at Books for Less and on Amazon. Email Rob at rjenkinsgdp@yahoo.com.
Romance / Hotel Where People Pay To Have Sex With Animals Busted By Police by onionsoup(f): 10:56am On Jul 30, 2015
HOTEL WHERE PEOPLE PAY TO HAVE SEX WITH ANIMALS BUSTED BY POLICE

Three men have been jailed after being convicted of running an animal brothel in Swansea, Wales. The hotel specializes in getting animals and grooming them to become good in having sex with humans.



Their animal catalog includes domesticated female white lions, mountain nanny goats, Irish pigs, Himalayan gentle donkeys and other species of animals. Some animals that are not dangerous like female sheep’s and some breeds of dogs are also trained to give MouthAction and receive full vaginal sex from the customer who come to book rooms and have sex with these animals over night.

The customers who cannot afford to pay for full sex or book a room end up paying $15 for MouthAction by the sheep’s while the rich clients pay as much as $120 a night for a room and an animal sex partner that is healthy and experienced in human sexual pleasure.The animals are often cleaned and sanitized before the act. The vaginas and anus are deep cleaned with antiseptic smeared with lavenders and honey to make it tight and wet. The animals are sometimes dressed with pantyhose, G strings and high heeled shoes depending on the taste of the client.

The ring leaders Adam Cafferty and John Cafferty and their father David Cafferty ran a ‘gentlemen’s club’ known as “The Ram Inn” in Grange Road, Swansea.

The brothers, 31 and 28 and father 52 admitted keeping an animal brothel between January 2011 and July 2015 and a jury took less than three hours to find them all guilty.

During their trial at Swansea Crown Court the jury heard they setup a website on the hidden “Deep Web” where people from all over the country could select the animal of their liking and book in for an appointment.
In their defense, the defense lawyer, Damian Erow told the trial judge and jury that the brothel poses no threat to its customers because the animal sex organs are sterilized regularly and that the animals are well trained to give and receive sex with their human counterparts.

All have previous convictions for committing the same offense at the same address.

The two brothers and father were all sentenced to four years in prison and the animals confiscated and sent back to animal conservatories because they have been so domesticated and sexually traumatized to survive tin the wild.

The clients are planning a peaceful demonstration to protest the infringement on their fundamental human right to happiness and sexual freedom. They ask to be allowed to chose their sex partners and follow their sexual orientation. They claim that they do not harm the animals instead the give the animals a chance to live a better qualitative life. The march is scheduled to hold Sometime later this year.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Are You An April Born? Hook Up With Ur Birthmates by onionsoup(f): 11:20pm On Jul 25, 2015
Hiya ya'all April 12th in the house. Anyone?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I'm April Searching For April Born ( Ladies Only ) by onionsoup(f): 11:12pm On Jul 25, 2015
April born here. 41 this yr. Searching for that nice April guy.
Celebrities / Re: Ladies, Would You Buy These Penis-shaped Lipsticks? (photo) by onionsoup(f): 10:50pm On Jul 16, 2015
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Drop Your Phone Number And You Just Might Get A Date by onionsoup(f): 3:55pm On Jul 13, 2015
jayb:
this is one of them try your luck, you may get a date, meet your soulmate, or you may get enough stalkers, enough flashing, e.t.c,  just risk it you just might be lucky. wink tongue



If you think you are standing strong, be careful not to fall”
--1 Corinthians 10:12[/b]

[b]What is dating?

Dating is a part of human mating process whereby two people meet socially for companionship, beyond the level of friendship, or with the aim of each assessing the other's suitability as a partner in an intimate relationship.
It is not friendship; neither is it courtship or marriage.

Why I started dating?

Whatever we all do in life, I know quite well that it is influenced or driven by an intention, reason or purpose.
I started dating in my early teen’s life.
I had my reasons. Whatever you may think of me doesn’t matter. My reasons are my reasons…

1. I wanted to have a taste of what sex is all about. Yes!!! There is no point deceiving myself. With all I have heard and watch about sex experience, it was enough for me to venture into dating. I had a lot of casual female friends, but I needed a relationship that can give me a ticket to the sex world. (I hope you know what I mean). (# Bad Digestion: Eating bone without having teeth).

2. I wanted to play along the crowd—my male friends. I didn’t want to be left out in the ‘big boys with their babe’ trend. I didn’t want to be weird or dull among my buddies and pals. (#Negative peer pressure is always an open grave).

3. I felt I was in love and I desire strongly to follow my heart affection. I never really understood the difference between love, lust and infatuation. (#the heart of man is really deceptive!)

4. I wanted to prove that I had grown and was no longer that yesterday kid and that I could take responsibility. I didn’t want anybody to look down on me. I believed if I had my own girlfriend I would be respected by friends and others. (#Pride goeth before destruction).

The Power of Purpose and Right Reasoning

I started dating for what I believe are all wrong reasons for dating…

You need to pause and think deeply. You need to do self-examination and evaluation to discover the reason why you are dating (if you are ready in one) or why you want to engage in dating relationship (if you are thinking about starting one).

My experience while dating is nothing to right about. I believe the lessons I learn from my failure and mistakes are powerful tools that will empower you for a great success when it comes to dating and sexual purity.
Lack of positive purpose and right reasoning before starting a dating relationship will always lead to disaster at the end. Many relationships have been abuse, broken and destroyed because of failure to ask the right and honest questions.
A lot of people, like me, are entering into dating relationship for all the wrong reasons because of their POOR MENTAL FITNESS AND BELIEF SYSTEM.

Know this: Dating is not an experimental relationship for you to test-run a person to see if he/she can perform or if the person can meet your numerous demands.

Ask yourself this: “Am I ready to date now?” “Do I even need to date?”
Right reasoning produces right and positive purpose.
Your intention will determine your approach.
You must change your mentality if you want to succeed in the issue of sexuality as a youth or single.


My Pursuit of Sexual Purity

What is Sexual Purity?

Sexual purity means ‘to be free from all forms of sexual perversion and immorality. It is living in victory over sexual lust and temptation’. It is sexual abstinence, not just in your body but also your heart, mind and spirit.

In year 2006, when I became a Child of God, by accepting Jesus Christ into my Life as my Lord and Saviour, I made a decision to pursue after sexual purity. My dream, my top value and priority as a Youth and Single was to live a life of sexual purity and to honor and worship God with my body. I was not ready to compromise this great dream for anything or anyone. I was ready to do all it takes to pursue and embrace sexual purity with all determination and energy.
I was told by many, including some Christians, that it is impossible to attain sexual purity in a sex-crazy world we live in. I was told that my vision of a world of sexual morality I seek as a Youth is nothing but a delusion and fantasy. (Maybe I was the next Harry Potter). In short; I must give up and play along with the crowd…after all, even many Christians are doing it—AND GOD UNDERSTANDS!

But I never give in to the discouragement; neither did I succumb to people, worldly pressure, opinion or conviction. I have made up my mind.

THREE THINGS THAT MADE ME PURSUE AFTER SEXUAL PURITY—YOU ALSO SHOULD FOLLOW SUIT. [i][/i]

I saw some things in the Word of God (the Bible) that shocked and motivated me to pursue my holy dream.

1. 1 Thessalonians 4:3, “God's will is for you to be holy, so stay away from all sexual sin”. #Truth: God’s Will is sexual purity. It is a divine command; not an option.

2. 1 Corinthians 10:13, “The temptations in your life are no different from what others experience. And God is faithful. He will not allow the temptation to be more than you can stand. When you are tempted, he will show you a way out so that you can endure”. #Truth: God is neither wicked nor selfish. He cannot tell us to do what we are not capable of.

3. Luke 1:37, “For with God nothing shall be impossible. #Truth: God alone has the power that can help us to walk in sexual purity.
God told Abraham, “Walk before me and you will be blameless (Genesis 17:1). So therefore, if I walk with God, I will automatically walk in sexual purity. (TOP SECRET).

Why I stop dating?

Dating is not a divine command; but sexual purity is.
Choosing not to engage in dating relationship is not a sin; but sexual immorality is a sin and wickedness.

A lot of young growing Christian have ask me questions like, “Is it wrong to have a boyfriend?” “I want to live a pure life sexually but I love my girlfriend. Can I keep her and still achieve my desire?”

Your Decision in life will determine your direction
Your direction will determine your destiny.

Let me share with you some few challenges I faced while I was dating that made me to give up such relationship experience.

1. It creates a strong doorway to sexual immorality. Dating is the most popular medium that has lead many young people into falling into sexual temptation. Dating relationship is more of romance and kissing than more of pep talks. It promotes the spirit of lust more than the spirit of love among young people. I was not ready to disappoint God, dishonor my body and fail in my quest to attain sexual purity. The pressure to have sex was too much I could handle. I had to make a decision. I KISSED DATING GOODBYE BECAUSE IT WAS A BIG THREAT TO MY SEXUAL PURITY DREAM!!!

2. It demands commitment, faithfulness and responsibility. Young people must be aware of these traits if they must succeed in dating relationship. In dating, it demands you always spend time alone with your partner. Both of you would like to hangout in some cool places and try to make the relationship romantic and sweet. The demands of dating created a serious distraction to my life, to my service to God and my career as a growing youth. I KISSED DATING GOODBYE BECAUSE I WANTED TO STAY FOCUS AND MAKE PROGRESS IN LIFE!

3. It can lead to heart break and emotional bondage. When your dating relationship does not have sense of direction, it will definitely lead to disaster and heartbreak. You need to know that dating is not friendship, neither is it courtship. So, you must make your intentions clear to your partner. Long dating will only lead to confusion, bondage and stagnation. Please we must not play with people’s heart. It is delicate. Do not give your partner false hopes and leave he/she empty. Don’t date to experiment like me. I KISSED DATING GOODBYE BECAUSE I NEVER WANTED TO BREAK ANY PERSON’S HEART!

I want you to understand something here. I am speaking from my personal experience I had with three girls I dated. But I am not telling you that because I failed you will also fail. No. I am not also telling to make a decision to follow my path. No.

LET ME MAKE THIS CLEAR:

The problem of sexual immorality is not dating; it is spirit of lust.
Dating is not a sin; sexual immorality is.
Just because I quit dating doesn’t mean it is evil.

But I want you to think about these things seriously.

There is a great challenge in walking in sexual purity and keeping your date as a young person.

You may think you are so wise and strong and you are handle every demand and pressure that comes you way. Congratulation, you are better than me—go ahead!!!
But if you think we are on the same page… I mean if you believe you can’t handle the pressure and demand that comes with dating, you can follow my path. Please do not let dating destroy your relationship with God just because you want to satisfy your emotions.
If you feel that it is a threat to your walk in sexual purity, please do not hesitate to quit like me.

To me; my decision to stop dating and pursue sexual purity was perhaps the best decision I have made as a youth/single.
I am not saying that when you don’t do dating, you will be free from sexual temptation. (Far from it). Of course, I know very well that if you do not fornicate in dating, you can still be tempted to masturbate when you are alone.

This lesson is not to give you a conclusion, but to lay a strong foundation for right reasoning and wise decision making.

Remember…
Pursue after sexual purity and be ready to do whatever it takes to embrace her.

Rufus Yamoah
Sexual Morality Counselor

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Serious Girl For A Date by onionsoup(f): 3:52pm On Jul 13, 2015
kaycexx:
Check ur calender.


If you think you are standing strong, be careful not to fall”
--1 Corinthians 10:12[/b]

[b]What is dating?

Dating is a part of human mating process whereby two people meet socially for companionship, beyond the level of friendship, or with the aim of each assessing the other's suitability as a partner in an intimate relationship.
It is not friendship; neither is it courtship or marriage.

Why I started dating?

Whatever we all do in life, I know quite well that it is influenced or driven by an intention, reason or purpose.
I started dating in my early teen’s life.
I had my reasons. Whatever you may think of me doesn’t matter. My reasons are my reasons…

1. I wanted to have a taste of what sex is all about. Yes!!! There is no point deceiving myself. With all I have heard and watch about sex experience, it was enough for me to venture into dating. I had a lot of casual female friends, but I needed a relationship that can give me a ticket to the sex world. (I hope you know what I mean). (# Bad Digestion: Eating bone without having teeth).

2. I wanted to play along the crowd—my male friends. I didn’t want to be left out in the ‘big boys with their babe’ trend. I didn’t want to be weird or dull among my buddies and pals. (#Negative peer pressure is always an open grave).

3. I felt I was in love and I desire strongly to follow my heart affection. I never really understood the difference between love, lust and infatuation. (#the heart of man is really deceptive!)

4. I wanted to prove that I had grown and was no longer that yesterday kid and that I could take responsibility. I didn’t want anybody to look down on me. I believed if I had my own girlfriend I would be respected by friends and others. (#Pride goeth before destruction).

The Power of Purpose and Right Reasoning

I started dating for what I believe are all wrong reasons for dating…

You need to pause and think deeply. You need to do self-examination and evaluation to discover the reason why you are dating (if you are ready in one) or why you want to engage in dating relationship (if you are thinking about starting one).

My experience while dating is nothing to right about. I believe the lessons I learn from my failure and mistakes are powerful tools that will empower you for a great success when it comes to dating and sexual purity.
Lack of positive purpose and right reasoning before starting a dating relationship will always lead to disaster at the end. Many relationships have been abuse, broken and destroyed because of failure to ask the right and honest questions.
A lot of people, like me, are entering into dating relationship for all the wrong reasons because of their POOR MENTAL FITNESS AND BELIEF SYSTEM.

Know this: Dating is not an experimental relationship for you to test-run a person to see if he/she can perform or if the person can meet your numerous demands.

Ask yourself this: “Am I ready to date now?” “Do I even need to date?”
Right reasoning produces right and positive purpose.
Your intention will determine your approach.
You must change your mentality if you want to succeed in the issue of sexuality as a youth or single.


My Pursuit of Sexual Purity

What is Sexual Purity?

Sexual purity means ‘to be free from all forms of sexual perversion and immorality. It is living in victory over sexual lust and temptation’. It is sexual abstinence, not just in your body but also your heart, mind and spirit.

In year 2006, when I became a Child of God, by accepting Jesus Christ into my Life as my Lord and Saviour, I made a decision to pursue after sexual purity. My dream, my top value and priority as a Youth and Single was to live a life of sexual purity and to honor and worship God with my body. I was not ready to compromise this great dream for anything or anyone. I was ready to do all it takes to pursue and embrace sexual purity with all determination and energy.
I was told by many, including some Christians, that it is impossible to attain sexual purity in a sex-crazy world we live in. I was told that my vision of a world of sexual morality I seek as a Youth is nothing but a delusion and fantasy. (Maybe I was the next Harry Potter). In short; I must give up and play along with the crowd…after all, even many Christians are doing it—AND GOD UNDERSTANDS!

But I never give in to the discouragement; neither did I succumb to people, worldly pressure, opinion or conviction. I have made up my mind.

THREE THINGS THAT MADE ME PURSUE AFTER SEXUAL PURITY—YOU ALSO SHOULD FOLLOW SUIT. [i][/i]

I saw some things in the Word of God (the Bible) that shocked and motivated me to pursue my holy dream.

1. 1 Thessalonians 4:3, “God's will is for you to be holy, so stay away from all sexual sin”. #Truth: God’s Will is sexual purity. It is a divine command; not an option.

2. 1 Corinthians 10:13, “The temptations in your life are no different from what others experience. And God is faithful. He will not allow the temptation to be more than you can stand. When you are tempted, he will show you a way out so that you can endure”. #Truth: God is neither wicked nor selfish. He cannot tell us to do what we are not capable of.

3. Luke 1:37, “For with God nothing shall be impossible. #Truth: God alone has the power that can help us to walk in sexual purity.
God told Abraham, “Walk before me and you will be blameless (Genesis 17:1). So therefore, if I walk with God, I will automatically walk in sexual purity. (TOP SECRET).

Why I stop dating?

Dating is not a divine command; but sexual purity is.
Choosing not to engage in dating relationship is not a sin; but sexual immorality is a sin and wickedness.

A lot of young growing Christian have ask me questions like, “Is it wrong to have a boyfriend?” “I want to live a pure life sexually but I love my girlfriend. Can I keep her and still achieve my desire?”

Your Decision in life will determine your direction
Your direction will determine your destiny.

Let me share with you some few challenges I faced while I was dating that made me to give up such relationship experience.

1. It creates a strong doorway to sexual immorality. Dating is the most popular medium that has lead many young people into falling into sexual temptation. Dating relationship is more of romance and kissing than more of pep talks. It promotes the spirit of lust more than the spirit of love among young people. I was not ready to disappoint God, dishonor my body and fail in my quest to attain sexual purity. The pressure to have sex was too much I could handle. I had to make a decision. I KISSED DATING GOODBYE BECAUSE IT WAS A BIG THREAT TO MY SEXUAL PURITY DREAM!!!

2. It demands commitment, faithfulness and responsibility. Young people must be aware of these traits if they must succeed in dating relationship. In dating, it demands you always spend time alone with your partner. Both of you would like to hangout in some cool places and try to make the relationship romantic and sweet. The demands of dating created a serious distraction to my life, to my service to God and my career as a growing youth. I KISSED DATING GOODBYE BECAUSE I WANTED TO STAY FOCUS AND MAKE PROGRESS IN LIFE!

3. It can lead to heart break and emotional bondage. When your dating relationship does not have sense of direction, it will definitely lead to disaster and heartbreak. You need to know that dating is not friendship, neither is it courtship. So, you must make your intentions clear to your partner. Long dating will only lead to confusion, bondage and stagnation. Please we must not play with people’s heart. It is delicate. Do not give your partner false hopes and leave he/she empty. Don’t date to experiment like me. I KISSED DATING GOODBYE BECAUSE I NEVER WANTED TO BREAK ANY PERSON’S HEART!

I want you to understand something here. I am speaking from my personal experience I had with three girls I dated. But I am not telling you that because I failed you will also fail. No. I am not also telling to make a decision to follow my path. No.

LET ME MAKE THIS CLEAR:

The problem of sexual immorality is not dating; it is spirit of lust.
Dating is not a sin; sexual immorality is.
Just because I quit dating doesn’t mean it is evil.

But I want you to think about these things seriously.

There is a great challenge in walking in sexual purity and keeping your date as a young person.

You may think you are so wise and strong and you are handle every demand and pressure that comes you way. Congratulation, you are better than me—go ahead!!!
But if you think we are on the same page… I mean if you believe you can’t handle the pressure and demand that comes with dating, you can follow my path. Please do not let dating destroy your relationship with God just because you want to satisfy your emotions.
If you feel that it is a threat to your walk in sexual purity, please do not hesitate to quit like me.

To me; my decision to stop dating and pursue sexual purity was perhaps the best decision I have made as a youth/single.
I am not saying that when you don’t do dating, you will be free from sexual temptation. (Far from it). Of course, I know very well that if you do not fornicate in dating, you can still be tempted to masturbate when you are alone.

This lesson is not to give you a conclusion, but to lay a strong foundation for right reasoning and wise decision making.

Remember…
Pursue after sexual purity and be ready to do whatever it takes to embrace her.

Rufus Yamoah
Sexual Morality Counselor
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Pictures Of Famous Men. by onionsoup(f): 12:12am On Jul 09, 2015
Politics / Re: UK Prime Minister David Cameron Attends RCCG Festival Of Life by onionsoup(f): 4:31pm On Jul 08, 2015
Mr Cameron just make sure he doesn't bless you with his left hand...

madam abi oga, who are u referring to as left hand ! Hope not pst. Adeboye... Kiaful oo
Politics / Re: Photos Of Victims Of Borno Bomb Blast (Viewers Discretion) by onionsoup(f): 12:02pm On Jul 07, 2015
RichDad1:
Enough of all this graphic images already. Because as it stands now, it seems Seun and his cohorts through Nairaland are indirectly Celebrating Bokoharam. The same thing we condemed CNN& co for.
RIP to the dead
angry angry angry angry angry angry cry cry cry cry

yh but if we don't see this pictures we cnt appreciate the situation mmm..... Meeeeeen my hand just weak!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Love Older Women (Above 30) by onionsoup(f): 11:19pm On Jun 16, 2015
Why are you guys talking like older women are taboos. I am a 41 years old lady, never been married, and you wouldn't even believe it if I told you so looking at me.... I believe I will meet my mr right soon.

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Politics / Re: Buhari First Blunder Why I Oppose Relocation Of Military Command-ifeduba by onionsoup(f): 12:05am On May 30, 2015
spongeisback:
....And the mofo had to end this silly write up with his picture. You think this is punch.com?

Lef am jo, na fyn guy (picking teeth...)
Jokes Etc / Re: Jeeeeez This Is So Funny...if U Don't Laugh After Readin Kill Me by onionsoup(f): 11:56pm On May 29, 2015
Andyblaze:
One day I mess mosquito fly

Mtchew yeye pikin sad
Religion / Re: Who Is Your Favorite Bible Character And Why? by onionsoup(f): 8:36pm On Oct 26, 2014
Mine is Moses.... Meek and usable.. God was jealous over him, had face to face talks with him, God fought those who murmured against him. Infact kiss I jealousy the man no be small. grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Ways Nigerian Responds To Good Morning by onionsoup(f): 10:37pm On Oct 24, 2014
Una be monkies!!! Get a better joke to post joor. Erankos!!!
Jokes Etc / Re: changes by onionsoup(f): 10:23pm On Oct 24, 2014
You dey kid ryt!!! Which Kai bloody joke be that
Romance / Re: How Romantic are Nigerian Men (and Women)? by onionsoup(f): 12:42am On Oct 20, 2014
mamba:
Seun, I agree with you big time.
I don't consider licking of wounds to be romantic.

Infact na easy way to Ebola.. Look

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