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Religion / Re: Pastor Paul Enenche Responds To Daddy Freeze, Calls Him A Mad Dog And A Bastard by oseluck: 1:05pm On Sep 12, 2020
You know nothing about life young man.
osarog:
Tithe thieves defending each other. The free money they get every week from the poor and gullible has gotten into their head . I don't blame them; I blame our government for allowing these scumbags rub us in the name of religion.

Kill freeze if you like , a good number of us have come to realize that you all are thieves that defraud people in God's name to get money which you use to build hospitals and schools for the rich and live luxuriously. The bigger thieves are the White guys who print and sell these silly so called "holy" books you guys use in defrauding the gullible. How will a God that created the universe all by himself need you to work for him now by collecting money from others ? Thieves.

If you think by giving these scammers your hard earned money you're supporting the "work of God". Sorry to inform you that God has finished his work of Creation. You are supporting the work of these scammers.

If you think you give to God when you give to these thieves. Sorry to announce to you that your money will end up in a bank account that can only be accessed by these thieves and their families and cronies.

Believe me, over time, whether you like it or not, a lot more Nigerians will come to their senses and realize that these religions are organized scams.
Politics / Re: Edo Modular Refinery In Pictures: A Product Of MOU by oseluck: 4:42pm On Aug 01, 2020
I was waiting to see your response again, it seems the last guy that responded to you with selfies of his friend in the same refinery hushed you.
Stop falling for the deceit of that short devil Oshiomole. He does not mean well for Edo State
pinacole1:
All of u here that have commented dnt stay or live in benin. Where in the city or around is this picture op just posted here, dnt believe, this is pure fake news. I went to o logbo 3 times during the week, nothing of such, in Ovia nothing of such, in gelegele nothing of such in orhiowhon, ikpobaokha nothing of such, so where in benin is the modular refinery op? U 're showing us pics from totally different coy in a different state, pls present us with fact...

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Phones / Re: Infinix Note 7 Review After 2 Weeks Of Use by oseluck: 10:31am On May 15, 2020
How long did it take to get your delivery from AliExpress?

Deicide:
Value for your money hmmmmm

Lol, lemme put my Redmi note 7 spec here....

Screen - 6.3 inches IPS LCD capacitive touchscreen, 16M colors

Resolution - 1080 x 2340 pixels

Protection - Corning Gorilla Glass 5

Back camera - 48mp f/1.8, (wide), 1/2.0", 0.8µm, PDAF 5 MP, f/2.2, (depth)
or
12 MP, f/2.2, (wide), 1/2.9", 1.25µm, PDAF
2 MP, f/2.4, (depth)

Front camera - 16mp f/2.0, (wide), 1/3.1", 1.12µm

Processor - Snapdragon 660

GPU - Adreno 512

Ram - 6gb

ROM - 64gb

OS version - version 10

Price I bought it the blue colour 54k on AliExpress grin

So why you go carry your money go buy Infinix?


Business / Re: CBN & Bankers Committee Suspends Lay-offs In Banks by oseluck: 10:04pm On May 03, 2020
You know very little about banking. So keep mute please.
The banker's committee is made up of all banks CEO's, so they know better.
Queenmark:


That was before the corona virus and lock down. Banks make most of their income from customers.
Business / Re: CBN & Bankers Committee Suspends Lay-offs In Banks by oseluck: 10:01pm On May 03, 2020
Go and call police for CBN na oga. Since you are displeased with their act.
Seems you were pleased with the fact that banks were laying off members of their staff.
undecided undecided
SLAP44:
I need explanation, are the CBN and bankers committee now doing the work of managing the bank which I thought were business establishments capable of making and enforcing their own decisions as they deem fit in order to remain in business.

Why then are the CBN interfering with the decision, if these banks experience distress because of the insistence the regulatory bodies, who will bear the consequences?
Health / Re: Assist, I am Unable to Fall asleep at night. by oseluck: 3:11pm On May 01, 2020
Thank you @Bmchristy, i will definitely try this out.

Regards.

Bmchristy:
Goodafternoon,all you need to do is very simple go and pluck pawpaw leaves like ten leaves or more,wash it well with clean water like 4 or 5 times and boil it in the cooking pot for 10 to 15 minutes. Let it cool down well nd pour the water in clean jar nd be drinking it every bed night time or before bed time...you will sleep like a new born baby... That's all u need for insomnia...pls cover the pot half way to avoid the water coming out due to heat when boiling...if it didnt work pls WhatsApp me on
Health / Assist, I am Unable to Fall asleep at night. by oseluck: 1:20pm On May 01, 2020
I have been having problem falling asleep for some time now. Have struggled with the situation for some years, when it comes at times, it goes on it's own after a while.

However, it has been a very different scenario lately. Like currently, I have not been able to sleep for some days now.
The last time I slept was on Tuesday night. That is straight 3 days and 3 nights without sleep, not even for an hour.
I lay on my bed from dusk till dawn through the night without even 30 mins of sleep.

I have not been able to visit the hospital within these few days due to the lock down.

So folks, any one who has pass through this road before, or who have experience should advice on something that can help resolve this.

Many thanks my good people.
Romance / Re: The Pains Of A Vulnerable Woman (ALL EPISODE AND STORY COMPLETED- 2020 ) by oseluck: 11:16am On Apr 25, 2020
You are a fantastic writer. Hope you are planning to publish this, cos it definitely worth it.
RaymondFantasy:
Episode 33 which is The Finally Episode,Drop your comments for Encouragement

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Romance / Re: Compulsory Confession by oseluck: 9:08am On Apr 15, 2020
Oh yeah. I just went through again. Have seen that.
akpunda86:



Guy he wrote it on the ladies palm.check well.

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Romance / Re: Compulsory Confession by oseluck: 8:56am On Apr 15, 2020
Okay. Just read the first part again. Have seen that you wrote out your number for her.

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Romance / Re: Is She Maried Or Not - Please Guys, I Need Opinion by oseluck: 8:44pm On Apr 14, 2020
She is still married, and hence its not safe to goto bed with her.
If the divorce process is complete, you can then summit your application and do the needful if only you love her.
Be careful man, all that glitters is not gold.
Career / Re: FG Begins Payment Of N30,000 To N-power Beneficiaries Today, Says Minister by oseluck: 4:34pm On Apr 14, 2020
I will share with you.

Sososo:
Please who will share with me. No amount is too small.

Sports / Re: Neymar's Mother Splits With Husband, Starts Dating 22-year-old Real Madrid Fan by oseluck: 12:29pm On Apr 13, 2020
It's a terrible world.

Hypnotise:

The more you hear the less you understand. Wetin we go call this one nau? It would be amusing if she gets pregnant.
Sports / Neymar's Mother Splits With Husband, Starts Dating 22-year-old Real Madrid Fan by oseluck: 8:47pm On Apr 12, 2020
Neymar's Mother Splits With Husband, Starts Dating 22-Year-Old Real Madrid Fan.

Neymar's mother splits with husband, starts dating 22-year-old Real Madrid fan
3 hours ago , Community admin
Neymar has a stepdad now, who is six years younger than him.
The 22-year-old is a big Real Madrid fan.
The world of football is quite strange at times. Neymar's mother is reportedly dating a 22-year-old after breaking up with her husband.

The Brazilian attacker himself is 28 years old, which means that Neymar's potential stepdad is eight years younger than he.

Another interesting fact about the 22-year-old is that he is a Real Madrid fan and has even visited Santiago Bernabeu for a tour, saying afterwards that it was 'a dream come true'.

Curiously, Neymar Sr doesn't seem to be upset by the fact that his ex-wife is dating another man. He has even shown up in the comments under one of the posts by Neymar's mother and expressed his happiness for her and her new love interest.

Politics / Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala Gets New IMF Appointment by oseluck: 9:07pm On Apr 10, 2020
I think your big sist Ngozi Okonji is rather Ada Ogwashi not you grin
Precious4real50:
Big sister keep making us proud we ogwashi people are behind you cool cool cool





I still remain Ada ogwashi cool

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Phones / Re: Which Data Plan Are You Using On This Lockdown? by oseluck: 11:13am On Apr 09, 2020
It varies for different lines.

Davidoff2000:


I see only #3500 for 10gb.

Whats the ussd cod

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Phones / Re: Which Data Plan Are You Using On This Lockdown? by oseluck: 11:12am On Apr 09, 2020
Boss, how much does this mifi cost and how can I get it?
nnadychuks:
This Mifi accepts all sims and wasn’t cracked. My intention was to use it for just Airtel, until I tried mtn and 9mobile which worked
Religion / Solid Warning : Those That Will Be Left Behind. by oseluck: 9:09am On Apr 09, 2020
*THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE NEVER READ BEFORE OR PROBABLY HEARD TOO! PAY ATTENTION TO EACH ONE AND CAREFULLY THINK ABOUT THEM ALL...!!!*

Text: 1Jn.2:18, Matt.24.

*THE THIRTY-ONE (31) SILENT FACTS ABOUT THE RAPTURE*

1. It is going to be the next greatest event that will shock all the continents of the world. Matt 24:40-42.

2. It is going to take place suddenly, abruptly, unexpectedly, without warning and without prior notice. 1 Thess 5:2

3. There shall be no second version of the event. 1 Thess 5:4

4. A greater percentage of Christians may be taken unawares. Matt 24:38-39

5. Careless Christians who miss the event will have no other similar gracious opportunity. Matt 13:49-50

6. The event shall have no regard or respect for ecclesiastical titles or church leadership positions. Matt 5:20

7. It shall be a day when the sheep shall be separated from the goats. Matt 25:32-33.

8. The day shall differentiate between the Broad Way Christians and the Narrow Way Christians. Matt 7:13-14

9. The day shall separate sincerity from hypocrisy. Gal 5:21

10. The day shall differentiate between those who harbour secret sins from those who abhor secret sins. Gal 5:20-21

11. The day shall separate those whose lives are hidden in Christ from those who are hiding in the church. Luke 13:27

12. The day shall show a glaring, clear, conspicuous, demarcation between Christians who walk on the path of holiness from those who walk on the path of worldliness. Heb 12:14

13. It shall be a day of double emotion: joy for some and unimaginable, indescribable, uncontrollable regrets for others. Luke 13:28

14. It shall be a day of surprises- some “Big names” may miss the flight while some “Less known” may be on board. 1 Cor 1:27.

15. Another surprise may be that a man or woman who had faithfully served the Lord for many years may defile his or her garment a few minutes before the sound of that summoning trumpet and miss the flight while a notorious sinner may surrender his or her life to Jesus within the same time frame and go to heaven. Ezekiel 3:20

16. This event may happen now, today, this week, this month, this year or next year! Matt 24:36

17. Wise Christians, like the five virgins that took extra oil, are expected to get ready, yes, to get prepared. Matt 25:1-13

18. After the event, all those who are bitter against one another, malicious, unforgiving, jealous, arrogant, haters, hypocrites, drunkards, fornicators, adulterers, adulteresses, murderers with weapons and murderers with tongue etc, shall have enough time to continue in their trade. Heb 12:14-15.

19. When the event is over there shall be revival among those who have chosen to stay behind not because there will be a second chance, no, but because the reality of the event would have struck them like a thunderbolt. But they will have to pay with their own blood. 2 Tim 4:3

20. When the event is over, those who are left behind shall no longer be safe to worship in their gigantic, fanciful and multi-billion Dollars/Naira cathedrals. Instead they shall seek safety in caves, bushes and abandoned and dilapidated but hidden structures. Rev 6:15-17

21. When this great event is over, each time those who will miss their flight manage to gather for worship, they will pay attention to only one sermon- whether they gather in Africa, Asia, Australia, Europe, North or South America; the sermon will only centre on “How to Meet the Divine Standard and Join the Other Saints”. Rev 14:6-7

22. It is also worthy to note that those who will be left behind will never have any business with comedians at their altars anymore. No! There shall no longer be gatherings for entertainments. Whenever, they manage to gather, it shall always be for serious religious business only. Luke 21:34

23. The prayer pattern of those who will be left behind will also undergo a radical change. They will not be praying for things anymore. They will only be praying for strength to withstand the tortures of the Anti-Christ and die bravely to join the other saints. None will be praying for jobs, marriages, etc. Rev 8:3-4

24. It is equally worthy of note that some of those who will miss their flight will not be able to endure the torture of the Anti Christ. They will receive the mark of the beast and thereby be doomed forever. Rev 14:9-11

25. When the ready saints are gone, all our denominational walls of partition will collapse. The man or woman who use to worship in Word Of Fire And Refiners Church, Father's Church, Omega Fire, Jesus Chapel, Exousia Kingdom Gospel Centre, Deeper Life, for instance, will hide in the same place with those who worship in Christ Embassy, Church of God Mission, Assemblies of God, Word Aflame, Action Chapel, Winners Chapel, Redeemed Christian Church, Lighthouse Chapel etc and nobody will remember to claim superiority anymore because then they will be facing a common enemy. Eph 4:1-6

26. When this event is over, each time believers who will miss their flight manage to gather anywhere for worship, there will be an atmosphere of sobriety. This rowdiness we witness today shall be no more. 1 Peter 4:7, 1 Peter 5:8

27. There shall also be a radical change in the attitude of those who will miss their flight towards Bible study. What we have now is an attitude characterized by a high degree of nonchalance and indifference, but when the ready saints are gone, those who will be left behind will begin to take their bible study seriously. 2 Tim 2:15

28. All the teens and youths who come to church to please their parents will repent after this great event; yes, they will begin to seek God for themselves. Rev 19:5, Rev 20:12.

29. When the event is over, all those who will do any form of business in the schools, hospitals, banks, etc, will have to bear the mark of beast (666) or be hunted down and killed like common criminals. Rev 13:17

30. One of the gains of this reminder is that there may be someone reading this piece today who will take a firm decision to ensure that he/she gets on board that celestial flight travelling to glory. Rev 2:7, 2:11, 2:17, 2:29, 3:6, 3:13, 3:22.

31. However, one of the greatest tragedies of this reminder is that there may be someone too who is reading this piece today but who will see no need to heed this warning. A tragedy indeed! Rev 22:11-12

*PLEASE IF YOU ARE A TRUE MEMBER OF KINGDOM OF GOD'S FAMILY (CHRISTIAN), KINDLY DO THE WORK OF AN EVANGELIST BY SHARING THIS AND SAVE A SOUL TODAY.

Reflect on these! Maranatha!
May He count us faithful.
Crime / Re: My Journey Into The Underworld (blood Money) by oseluck: 10:12am On Apr 07, 2020
Try share your story with us, so we can learn from yours too. So much trouble in the world cool.
gentlesinna:
Typical life of most Abuja big boys......... RITUALs....

This story is similar to mine........I have been there and back.
I thank God for his Devine mercy and love upon my life bcs today I am a living testimony.
Romance / Re: My Dangerous Encounter With A Girl by oseluck: 9:40pm On Apr 03, 2020
You berra round up this movie. sad
Religion / Covid19 - Very Valid Point From Apostle Suleiman On Him Not Donating To The Govt by oseluck: 9:41pm On Apr 02, 2020
I find this point very valid from Apostle Johnson Suleiman.

Religion / Re: Coronavirus: 'Arrest Oyedepo Now' - Northern Youths Tell Security Agencies by oseluck: 8:34am On Mar 26, 2020
Amen...
Mishael42019:
it will never be well with you in this life or next.

With this your post go mark it on the wall. suffering, misfortune and extremely poverty shall be in your generation even to your seventh generation. You will work like elephant and eat like ant until you’re cut off from the face of the earth.

God’s judgement has come upon you and your likes that are on this forum that have sworn to bring insults to the body of Christ

If I be a Man of God!
Family / Re: 14 Mistakes That Can Cause You Deep Regret At Old Age by oseluck: 8:33am On Mar 21, 2020
This is powerful. Thank you for sharing this.

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Romance / Re: 7 Ways To Overcome Obstacles And Change Your Life by oseluck: 9:03pm On Feb 06, 2020
Fantastic write up. Well done bro.
Travel / Re: Coronavirus: Evacuating Nigerians In Wuhan, China, The Facts by oseluck: 9:58pm On Feb 01, 2020
Are you serious right now dude?
Are you human at all?
nakaman:
u never see anytin
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo Denied Visa By US Embassy by oseluck: 8:54pm On Jan 31, 2020
You should be very ashamed of yourself now.
Fake news carrier. �
FrLukas:
Lol.

Where are the people shouting god of Oyedepo grant me visa?

All these people don't know that you may be a big deal in Nigeria, but once you get to the US, you're just another black dude with a funny accent from a shit hole country called Nigeria, which almost no American can locate on the Map.

When we say fix your country, you are jumping on plane and traveling and always feeling like God.

Ntorrrr

One word like this we did not hear from this man concerning Leah Sharibu. No word on Fulani herdsmen killing. Shiorrr.

Don't blame you though. I blame your gullible followers.


I can just imagine the scenario at the Embassy.

"Do you know who I am?" Typical Nigerian with overblown sense of self worth.
Car Talk / Re: Please Advise On Gear Box Oil To Use On My Corolla by oseluck: 7:05pm On Jan 18, 2020
Thank you @Theoilguy.
theoilguy:
Toyota Type T-IV Transmission fluid should work just fine.
Car Talk / Please Advise On Gear Box Oil To Use On My Corolla by oseluck: 9:43am On Jan 18, 2020
Good morning,
I drive a corolla 05, and the gear box oil is currently low. I do not know the gear box oil that was used before cos i bought the car Nigeria use 2 years ago, and the manufacturer manual is no longer available.
Kindly advice on the appropriate one for such car.


Thank you my people.
Car Talk / Re: REMOTE FAULT ASSESSMENT AND DIAGNOSIS GUIDE By AutoMoTech by oseluck: 9:30pm On Jan 07, 2020
Good evening.
I just changed my corolla engine, the new engine is perfect and works amazingly well.
However, i expected the check engine light to be off after the change, but the check engine light is still on.
Could something be wrong? Does having the light on has a negative effect on the car?..

Kindly advice.

Thanks.
Car Talk / Re: See Important Reasons Why You Need To Get Your Cars Tinted (2020) by oseluck: 2:10pm On Jan 06, 2020
How much does it cost to obtain a tinted permit please?

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Car Talk / Re: I Am About To Change My Corolla 04/05 Engine. I Need Advice Please. by oseluck: 6:32pm On Jan 01, 2020
Thank you buygala. I appreciate this.
buygala:


Get a trusted mechanic to accompany you..

Or contact luvinhubby or Gazuzz to get it for you... Of course you will have to give them the exact specs of your engine and even send pictures of your old engine and still pay them for their troubles and expertise smiley

Since you are obviously a novice, my advice is that you pay someone knowledgeable to get the engine for you... You can't be doing Ijebu in things you have no knowledge about. That small penny you are slyly trying to save by cutting out knowledgeable middlemen may end up costing you a nice fat pound if and when as is very likely, you are sold a lemon if you go alone cheesy

Happy New year

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