scribble: she has the sweetest arse in Nollywood

How did you know she has the sweetest arse in Nollywood, you don taste am? Even if you do, how many have you tasted in Nollywood? Just asking oo





I think it is more appropriate to say she is the most appealling instead of the word sweet. ( That na your own opinion oo!)

Hmmm! Well, I read in another thread on this forum of how a man had to keep a sreadsheet to recorrd dates and number of times his wife refuses him intimacy, the wife giving untenable excuses.

@OP, if you are in the same category and behave in like manner with the above man's wife, pls I beg of you, do kindly grant the request of your hubby to have fling and flirt with whomever he wishes to do it with. He deseves it, it will help him to keep his focus and prevent him from going insane so he can continue to work hard and bring enough money home for you to enjoy, since that is what you are in his house for.

If however, you are not that kind of woman and always make sure you satisfy his intimacy needs, then I advise you to please re-assesed the need for your continuous stay in that marriage.
A stitch in time saves nine.

Please post the picture of your kitchen so that N/landers can see how scattered it is.

It will help in guiding you on how to organise it. LOL

Muscomide:




My guy, you are too much. You talk sense die! I give you one thousand 'gbosa'.

Thank you my brother, this world is full of hypocrite, people who like to live in pretence and denials."Suffering and smilling" as Fela talk.


GBOSA!!! For you too.

ezyness: Sir igbokwe, ur remarry was ur wish not her wish. And 3 years was to short if u really love her much and ur children, I know all ur kids didn't support u. My father have stayed for 22years now without another woman because of d love he have for my late mom who die just at d age of 46years. That is what I see as real man.

Can you also proudly say how many women your father has undressed for the needful for the 22 years he has stayed

Lessons from Mr. Igbokwe for me is that no matter how long you try hard to live in denials of some obvious facts and happenings in your life, when the reality of it come starring you in the face there will be no hidding place. Only you go advice your self.

He has done what any sane and God fearing man would do. Everyone of you castigating him for remarrying just after 3 years keep decieving yourselves. An honourable man, a man that knows his worth must and should live honourably which is what he has done. Would it have been better if he jump from one woman to another for the rest of his life?
My only fault of him is how he seek to justify himself with those dreams of his, he does not need them. He does not owe the world any explanation, cooked or uncooked to live a happy life once again.

Mr. Igbokwe enjoy your new found love, live responsibly and be happy for the rest of your life.

yuzjet: 9. WHAT YOU OWN IS NOT WHO YOU ARE.
Stuff really is just stuff, and it has absolutely no bearing on who you are as a person. Most of us can make do with much less than we think we need. That’s a valuable reminder, especially in a hugely consumer-driven
culture that focuses more on material things than meaningful connections and experiences.
You have to create your own culture. Don’t watch TV, don’t read every fashion magazine, and don’t consume too much of the evening news. Find the strength to fill your time with meaningful experiences. The space and time you are occupying at this very moment is LIFE, and if you’re worrying about Kim Kardashian or Lebron James or some other famous face, then you are disempowered. You’re giving your life away to marketing
and media trickery, which is created by big companies to ultimately motivate you to want to dress a certain way, look a certain way, and be a certain way. This is tragic, this kind of thinking. It’s all just Hollywood brainwashing. What is real is YOU and your friends and your family, your loves, your highs, your hopes, your plans, your fears, etc.
Too often we’re told that we’re not important, we’re just peripheral to what is. “Get a degree, get a job, get a car, get a house, and keep on getting.” And it’s sad, because someday you’ll wake up and realize you’ve been tricked. And all you’ll want then is to reclaim your mind by getting it out of the hands of the brainwashers who want to turn you into a drone that buys everything that
isn’t needed to impress everyone that isn’t important.

10. EVERYTHING CHANGES, EVERY SECOND.
Embrace change and realize it happens for a reason. It won’t always be obvious at first, but in the end it will be worth it. What you have today may become what you had by
tomorrow. You never know. Things change, often spontaneously. People and circumstances come and go. Life doesn’t stop for anybody. It moves rapidly and
rushes from calm to chaos in a matter of seconds, and happens like this to people every day. It’s likely happening to someone nearby right now.

Sometimes the shortest split second in time changes the direction of our lives. A seemingly innocuous decision rattles our whole world like a meteorite striking Earth.
Entire lives have been swiveled and flipped upside down, for better or worse, on the strength of an unpredictable event. And these events are always happening.

However good or bad a situation is now, it will change. That’s the one thing you can count on. So when life is good, enjoy it. Don’t go looking for something better every second. Happiness never comes to those who don’t appreciate what they have while they have it.[/b]

Contentment in life bring peace and fulfilment
Contentment is GREAT GAIN!

yuzjet: 3. BEING BUSY DOES NOT MEAN BEING
PRODUCTIVE.
Busyness isn’t a virtue, nor is it something to respect. Though we all have seasons of crazy schedules, very few of us have a legitimate need to be busy ALL the time. We simply don’t know how to live within our means,
prioritize properly, and say no when we should. Being busy rarely equates to productivity these days. Just take a quick look around. Busy people outnumber productive people by a wide margin. Busy people are
rushing all over the place, and running late half of the time. They’re heading to work, conferences, meetings, social engagements, etc. They barely have enough free
time for family get-togethers and they rarely get enough sleep. Yet, emails are shooting out of their smart phones like machine gun bullets, and their day planners are jammed to the brim with obligations. Their busy schedule gives them an elevated sense of
importance. But it’s all an illusion. They’re like hamsters running on a wheel.

Though being busy can make us feel more alive than anything else for a moment, the sensation is not sustainable long term. We will inevitably, whether tomorrow or on our deathbed, come to wish that we spent less time in the buzz of busyness and more time
actually living a purposeful life.

4. SOME KIND OF FAILURE ALWAYS OCCURS BEFORE SUCCESS.
Most mistakes are unavoidable. Learn to forgive yourself. It’s not a problem to make them. It’s only a problem if you never learn from them. If you’re too afraid of failure, you can’t possibly do what needs to be done to be successful. The solution to this problem is making friends with failure. You want to
know the difference between a master and a beginner?

The master has failed more times than the beginner has even tried. Behind every great piece of art is a thousand failed attempts to make it, but these attempts are simply never shown to us.

Bottom line: Just because it’s not happening now, doesn’t mean it never will. Sometimes things have to go very wrong before they can be right.

We can all live our dream life only and only if we pay attention to details...we can all be whatever we plan and work hard enough to be

yuzjet: “The truth does not cease to exist when it is ignored.”. You know how you can hear something a hundred times in a hundred different ways before it finally gets through
to you? The ten truths listed below fall firmly into that category – life lessons that many of us likely learned years ago, and have been reminded of ever since, but for whatever reason, haven’t fully grasped.

This, my friends, is my attempt at helping all of us, myself included, “get it” and “remember it” once and for all…

1. THE AVERAGE HUMAN LIFE IS RELATIVELY SHORT.
We know deep down that life is short, and that death will happen to all of us eventually, and yet we are infinitely surprised when it happens to someone we know. It’s like walking up a flight of stairs with a distracted mind, and misjudging the final step. You
expected there to be one more stair than there is, and so you find yourself off balance for a moment, before your mind shifts back to the present moment and how the world really is.

LIVE your life TODAY! Don’t ignore death, but don’t be afraid of it either. Be afraid of a life you never lived because you were too afraid to take action. Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside you while you’re still alive. Be bold. Be
courageous. Be scared to death, and then take the next step anyway.

2. YOU WILL ONLY EVER LIVE THE LIFE YOU CREATE FOR YOURSELF.
Your life is yours alone. Others can try to persuade you, but they can’t decide for you. They can walk with you, but not in your shoes. So make sure the path you decide to walk aligns with your own intuition and
desires, and don’t be scared to switch paths or pave a new one when it makes sense.
Remember, it’s always better to be at the bottom of the ladder you want to climb than the top of the one you don’t. Be productive and patient. And realize that patience is not about waiting, but the ability to keep a
good attitude while working hard for what you believe in. This is your life, and it is made up entirely of your choices. May your actions speak louder than your words. May your life preach louder than your lips. May your success be your noise in the end. And if life only teaches you one thing, let it be that
taking a passionate leap is always worth it. Even if you have no idea where you’re going to land, be brave enough to step up to the edge of the unknown, and listen to your heart.

I themed this...HEALLING THE WORLD!

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Actually that already applies in a lot of homes, a lot of women pay half the bills. In fact in some homes women pay a higher percentage of the bills. We have more home these days where the wife is te primary breadwinner.
Yes! You are right there are some home where the woman is the bread winner, but have you considered the percentage of such home to the homes where the man provide for the family?
95% can never be equal to 5%.

Tallesty1: Ok....... But the problem African men have is not these women that clamour for equality. My wife is not my slave, she is my body and deserves every respect. Our real problem is feminism. I know it may sound funny to hear that I'm in for equality but against feminism, I ll explain. The people that clamour for equality want the same opportunities as men. They want equal pay to men. They want to walk alone and feel safe, they want to have a say. These are the things they want and men are ok with them but feminism but feminism operates under the assumption that simply because women's roles were considered "submissive," that they alone should be freed from gender roles.
Feminists tend to want equality only when it benefits them.

When challenged feminists do say they believe in equal rights for men as well and then they continue to support a movement who's stated aim is the destruction of men and family. Many women do not know these, even some nigerian feminists on nairaland do not know it.

The people that started the movement in the late sixties were violent, bitter, emotionally damaged lesbians who hated men and that is why most them on nland hate men. Those who ask for equal rights do not hate men but feminists do.

These man hating lesbians have been telling lies about men and vilifying us for several years. They say 1 in 4 women will be raped in her lifetime and that is a lie. They used to say that women earned less than men for the same work, that was a lie. They say that men are more violent than women, that is a lie, they say that women are living in bondage, that is a lie, and some other crazy lies like that, the biggest lie feminists have always told is that they support equal rights for women and men. That is not true.

Feminism is so deceptive and I believe is from the pit of hell. God outlines the roles of women and men as different but equally as important. He created us different physically emotionally, etc and that is the way it shall always be.

UPDATE: all yo feminists on nland that have been given a lot of misinformation, for all yo angry people that are intoxicated with hatred, believing that maleness is synonymous with violence.

To all of yo who think you can teach men how to treat a lady when you yourselves do not know what being a lady is all about in the first place.

To all yo that would never consider doing some certain works/things because they are men's work but want EQUALITY

To all of yo who claim that women arrested for domestic violence must have acted in self-defense

You have this from me: I don't care for feminism and what it has become, every man on his own, but you need to know that the law of equality states that we are created equal so no more fringe benefits because you are a lady The law also states that we all should be treated as human beings and should be held equally accountable for our actions so playing victim cards won't help

Well conceived, succinctly said and written and perfectly delivered.
Brov chop knuckle!!!

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BukkyDan: It depends on the people involved, their taste, character(i.e are they the obedient type that can be made to do things they don't want to?) and preference.

The 'arrangee' should make sure they both have atleast one or two things in common.

I'd agree to an arranged marriage if the said guy is spiritually upright, not bad in terms of looks, financially stable and 'tends to see things my way'...that's an example though.

So it all boils down to the individual.

[color=#990000]AND YOU WANT HIM TO SEE THINGS IN YOUR OWN WAY...Na Dejo (Mumu) you need for arrangee be that. Goodluck!

Where there's no law, there's no sin/offense

Just live within the acceptable norms of the people

Ace multitalented actor Sam Loco Efe died in 2011 while directing a production in Owerri, Imo state.

The firm was tittled "Unknown Prophet". He was reported to have complain of a heart problem before the commencement of the project for which he was hospitalised and discharged.

Now let us remember and celebrate our own. He was aged 66 years.

You can't stop a good team
Buh a good player can be stopped

Congratulatios to the Germans

BIGDOE: [color=#770077][/color]
messi shudnt b among,hasnt bin lively in dis world cup,just scored a few important goals against poor opposition durin d group stages. JAMES RODRIGUES SHOULD WIN IT.he is worthy,then muller

TEAM JAMES RODRIGUEZ--------------FAIRLY SPEAKING HE DESERVED IT, IF YOU SUPPORT GIVE A LIKE

His new or newest girl friend you say, what happened to the former?
Is it like, as in...my latest vehicle, my newest car? Ok oh!

lynpetra:


I know the commandment,and I know my sins too.Breaking the rules doesn't mean I hate the rules or ignorant about it. .
I hate guys that kiss and tell.Fu^k and shut up is one of the rules in good relationships!

Yeah! I feel you, I was only teasing.
Some guyz are just fond of d bulls hit.
Even as a guy I hate it too. It is an act
Done between two matured adult, done
In private and should remain private to them.

lynpetra:


Lol.Funny as it may sound,my dear some guys even if you give them punny,dem go still dey quarell put .Alrite,you fu^^k a guy who you like based on the f^^^k,and you will still tell guy to feel free to straff someone else,which to me I think its OK since he is a friend.One day he wakes up and decides to get all romantic...bringing love into f^^^k,abeg why can't just he f^k and shut up his mouth?

Hian! I thought you were a saint. I followed your beatiful defence of womanhood in another thread.
So u fit straff men codedly provided he just lick his tongue and shut his mouth afterward. Hmmmm! Comment my reserved.

What is worth doing is worth doing well. Lol...I can only immagine what will go into the bedmantic when the night fall.

GentleNaaz: FACTS ABOUT WOMEN....
1. When a woman is angry, over half of
what she says she doesn't mean...
2. The most difficult time for a woman
is when she is away from the man she
loves.
3. A woman is not like 'dettol advert',
if you don't take care of her... Others
will.
4. It takes time for a woman to trust a
man, its hard to change when she
does, but if you mess up, you might
just forget it.
5. A woman is such a school you will
never graduate from.
6. Your wedding certificate with her is
not a "driving licence", its just a
"Learners permit"
7. She can be a very bitter now, and a
very sweet angel later on, it all lies in
your approach.
8. A woman hardly forget things, she
remembers hurts more, avoid making
her hurt.
9. A woman can be highly
secretive...Most times when they
prove hard to men, they go to their
closet and friends to cry.
10. All women Loves to be begged,
they love it more than they love men
often..

Read and digest these lines very well.
Believe it or not if you have them in your head when dealing with your better half, you will live a more positive and a happy life together.

Let me say though that, this would only work for you when you have a normal and rational partner because some of them na WINCH o

mgbeketoto:

Wor khin?

E mwin nor sunnu nor!

Now a chance for Brazil, he scored from this point in their last match. Oh! Whaaaat lame shot, like the kick of snail

Brazilian hair use to be popular around the world buh with this scoreline, I think the German hair would be in hot demand

Oh! that is oscar, he's definitely not going to win an oscar today

Mintayo: Oga o,see as ladies dey reject ugly guys. Chai. If only I am handsome.;(;(;(

Relax! Forget what they say here, they are all lying. What you need is just an average look and a little above average pocket because that na wetin u really need. MONEY! With money, miss world go gree your own even if you want her to be your forth wife. That na women for you.

MadCow1: [b]As a Student in school, one Sunday whilst at church, my phone rang and when I answered, it was the sweetest and most angelic voice I have ever heard in my life. Barely 30 seconds into the conversation, I realized she had called the wrong number and I was a bit reluctant to tell her but I did and she apologized and hung up.

I couldn't help myself so I called her and complimented her voice and told her how melodic her voice was and all that sweet nothing we guys say, she was a good sport and laughed but didn't take Offence nor hang up. I told her I would call her from time to time just to hear her say hi and she didn't object. I got back to the hostel and told my homies about my encounter and one of them said he also had a similar experience and that he is currently holding steady chats with his own unknown caller on the phone. After several chats, I enquired about her location and the chances of us meeting and she said 'Accra'.. Accra was quite the distance from my school and the roads where horrible. 6 hours plus.

Anyways, it was on.. I was already looking forward to meeting the finest girl I would have ever met who had the sweetest voice I have ever heard. A couple of months down, I was in Accra and I called her up and set up a meeting and she agreed.

D-Day arrived and I went to the designated bus stop just near a filling station and waited for the arrival of my Swan princess. As I stood there, I caught the sight of a beautiful girl walking in my direction, my heart froze and I stood transfixed on her hip as it swayed like a pendulum ball from side to side with every step she took in my direction. The closer she got, the faster my heartbeat. She was tall, dark skinned, slim body build, too slim for the arsse she was carrying on her slender waistline, pretty face, perky boo-bs and wore a fitted jean that made all her asset stand out. I was stunned and even started panicking as I doubted I wouldn't stutter in the presence of this Pochahuntas looking goddess.Then she picked her phone up and started making a call and my EKG spiked. when she started speaking and walked past me, my heart sank.. It was not her. I continued waiting. Several hot Babes kept walking past that at some point I might as well have been at a runway modeling show. A few minutes passed and nothing. Just then I saw another babe walking slowly and looking confused as though she was looking for someone.

Immediately, my Spidy-Sense started tingling fast. Jesus Christ of Kumasi, this babe was Ugly as fhuck. I immediately took cover and watched her movements from behind my hiding place. The girl stopped, head looking around, she picks her phone and dials a number, I felt my phone vibrate and the voice of James Blunt came out his speakers singing 'You're beautiful'.. FHUCK THAT!! I slapped the phone silent and contemplated my next move. I can't be caught with this Ogre in broad daylight, my reputation would be ruined. So after a few seconds, I answered and Lo! She was the one calling me, I could see her lips moving in sync with the voice in my ears. immediately I sap tarted retreating and told her I had to run off as one of my mates called with an emergency that please we should reschedule our meeting. She looked disappointed but said cool and I fixed a new meeting for later that evening. After she left, I came out my hiding place and ran for my life.. That line has never been used again since that day.

That's my story..

moral Lesson: Never judge a face by its voice. [/b]

. Thumb up bro! You sure have the gift to write...Good Story line, good presentation, not boring to read through and good description of actions. Also you avoided the use of modern day jagons they call short hand. Good Job!...I smell years of addiction to reading James Hadley Chase.

frainc: taaa
You better return that small boy you KID-nap (as husband)
No bi him say make you wast those years oo

Beside, the time wey u disvirgin
Dem never born the boy


#returntheboy

I can't agree less with u... Abeg bring back our boy!

irun-obo:
A LIFE OF CONSTANT BANGING AND INTIMACY WITHOUT CONDOM IS A PERFECT LIFE TO ME

Ha! Guy you are DISGUSTING! See who was castigating Lynpetra in another thread, for saying she slept with a man after almost a year of abstinence from sex. All those curses you curse everyone that opposses you on that thread will follow you all your life and upon your generation. Hypocrite, Oh GOSHHH!

irun-obo:




E NO GO BETTER FOR YOU. ALL BECAUSE YOU HAVE A BITTER CRUSH ON LYNPETRA DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOUKD SPEW GIBBERISH ON HERE

you 're not worth spending precious time on...u see hw fake u are... a male posing as a female with stinking, rotten mind. How more hypocritical can u be? Pls go lick ur wound and get a real live!

irun-obo:





YOUR PROTEST HAS BEEN NOTED. NOW CRAWL BACK TO YOUR CAVE. ASSS HOLE

My cave where u come begging to be Nyanshhh...see as u dey double post sef...pls use part of d gratuity from ur yrs of prostitution 2 buy a better fone. I understand u're a retiry but not yet tired oo

After reading thru dis thread, I am dismayed by d level of hypocricy displayed here by the people calling 4 d head of lynpetra...especially by Irun-obo, baby u 're disgusting...your user name and ur profile msg says it all abt u which is even far more offensive to human senses, than what lynpetra has written, which u 're burying urself alive for...you are a CHEER-HYPOCRITE from the pit of hell. Every sensible person in here knows that LYN is just being humorous...and even if she has written from her personal experience, she is simply telling the truth...abstinance is not an easy thing to practice, it only take God's spcial grace to do that. 100% of the pipo pulling off their skin over her write-up are quilty of worse practice...it doesn't matter whether u come here to write it or not. I so summit.

Social media has come to stay n live among us...in my own opinion I really do not think, it can cause loneliness...depending on its use though. Social madia is now as important to human just like the air we breath, without which the world may literarily come to an end.