Crime / Re: Lady Drugs And Rapes Her Male Friend Till 3am In Her House - Twitter User by owomida1: 4:01pm On Jun 23, 2018 |
jaxxy:
I dont exactly know this bt I know u can be asleep and hv a Hardon. Just Try dreaming of Kim Kardashian and u on a lonely island with just leaves as clothes. U get my point know? I get your point but it's all fallacy. Firstly, dream is an involuntary action, you can't plan it. secondly, u straffing whomever in the dream won't cause erection, the semen will flow out on it's own(don't ask me how, I've had it countless times). And lastly, the erection gotten while asleep till you wake is the need to urinate coz the bladder is full. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Sad Old Days!!!! Ahmed Musa Throwback Brick-laying Days by owomida1: 3:57pm On Jun 23, 2018 |
OP needs to be flogged. Ahmed Musa did this last year or so. Which one be bricklaying days again? Make una fear God small na 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Lady Drugs And Rapes Her Male Friend Till 3am In Her House - Twitter User by owomida1: 3:49pm On Jun 23, 2018 |
jaxxy:
Probably how a vjay gets wet while a gal is asleep to. I'm not sure tho
By this story sounds fake I still disagree. Do you know when a guy gets wet dream, his dick is never erect. |
Crime / Re: Lady Drugs And Rapes Her Male Friend Till 3am In Her House - Twitter User by owomida1: 3:14pm On Jun 23, 2018 |
Opistorincos:
Same way your dick rises before you every morning Lies. That's just the urge to pee cause the bladder is full. 1 Like |
Education / Re: I Feel Intimidated Around My Friends In FIRST CLASS by owomida1: 2:01pm On Jun 23, 2018 |
ednut1: U clearly need to see a doc as ur head no correct. Beta drop out go learn trade. 0.2 gp and u think u go cross to 200l Lolz. As funny as this is, I implore u to encourage her. |
Romance / Re: My Visit To An Ashawo Joint In Lagos (PHOTO) by owomida1: 1:52pm On Jun 23, 2018 |
ChiefAzubuike1:
there r the same. Many of these brothel hoes that collect 500h -5k are also on tinder and badoo pricing 30k. I once met a girl on badoo. Bargained 20k. She came to my house. When I slept off she carted away with my valuables . my wristwatch, phone, gold all gone. No wonder u carry their matter for head. Dem don do u strong tin. 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Sports / Re: Chelsea FC Reacts To Omeruo's Performance by owomida1: 1:06pm On Jun 23, 2018 |
Ajoboss: hahaha..see pple wen dey watch back of T.V Guy,go rewatch d match well again abeg before I vex for u Lol. Forget Ebuehi's role, his poor touch caused it. I know what I am saying 37 Likes 1 Share |
Health / Re: The Doctors Forgot A Gauze Bandage Inside Me After Surgery (Disturbing Photo) by owomida1: 12:22pm On Jun 23, 2018 |
The hospital should be taken to court. They have to pay for such mistake. A pro is a pro and shouldn't lag. 42 Likes 1 Share |
Phones / Re: Whatsapp To End Support For Some Versions Of Android And Ios Devices by owomida1: 12:12pm On Jun 23, 2018 |
ritababe: Google WhatsApp and read all through At no point in my life did I ever make such payment and I have used whatsapp since 2011 on Nokia E65 till now. I won't google anything, u can tell me your experience. |
Phones / Re: Whatsapp To End Support For Some Versions Of Android And Ios Devices by owomida1: 12:06pm On Jun 23, 2018 |
ritababe:
they stop it after mark acquired WhatsApp who did u pay to? |
Sports / Re: Chelsea FC Reacts To Omeruo's Performance by owomida1: 12:05pm On Jun 23, 2018 |
He caused the penalty.
Aside that,he did well. And Ebuehi came on for Bryan Idowu..... Sealed the defence. 17 Likes 7 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Habits That Might Ruin Wizkid’s Career By Oluwatobi Ibironke by owomida1: 12:00pm On Jun 23, 2018 |
He is always high on drugs. His PA won't allow him appear on such shows with his head light from taking drugs.
He's probably going to get himself killed 57 Likes 2 Shares |
Crime / Re: Lady Drugs And Rapes Her Male Friend Till 3am In Her House - Twitter User by owomida1: 11:33am On Jun 23, 2018 |
I am trying to process the thought of my dick erect while asleep. Ayam not understanding Modified: Everyone quoting me abeg read again oh: I know erection is possible( the urge to pee which erects the dick as a reminder even as your bladder aches), the type of erection which I feel is not possible is the sex-induced type. The sight of an unclad babe sends blood to my dick which at that point I can never urinate self. So how does this guy's own get so erect and work for donkey hours? ![shocked](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/shocked.gif) 40 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Please Why Do Most Nigerian Girls Have This Fish Like Smell Pussy? by owomida1: 11:21am On Jun 23, 2018 |
marvelli: Somebody let a small boy like you in between their legs? and how come you found three smelling girls back to back... Maybe you're the problem. It's his destiny. 1 Like |
Phones / Re: Whatsapp To End Support For Some Versions Of Android And Ios Devices by owomida1: 10:31am On Jun 23, 2018 |
ritababe:
that's what am talking abt too, maybe u just start using WhatsApp recently. Tell me how. |
Phones / Re: Whatsapp To End Support For Some Versions Of Android And Ios Devices by owomida1: 9:13am On Jun 23, 2018 |
ritababe:
but we do pay to use WhatsApp before I am not talking about your data. I am talking about the whatsapp itself,like a monthly subscription. |
Family / Re: How Can I Control My Sex Craving Toward My Wife by owomida1: 7:36am On Jun 23, 2018 |
This guy must be a scorpian.
Carry ur pen is go meet am where she dey. If u get a sidechick now we no go hear word again. 1 Like 1 Share |
Phones / Re: Whatsapp To End Support For Some Versions Of Android And Ios Devices by owomida1: 7:34am On Jun 23, 2018 |
A time will come when we will have to pay to use whatsapp. They are getting there. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 5 Best Cities To Search For Employmeny In Nigeria by owomida1: 7:33am On Jun 23, 2018 |
Pls we are not interested. Farmland full everywhere,u don't need a CV to be a farmer. 14 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze To Mary Remmy: "Camel Toe Is Sexual Harassment" by owomida1: 7:31am On Jun 23, 2018 |
automatix: sadly bro. Even here on nairaland, you can't see any place where a dresses without some sexually laced comments from guys. All is well. |
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze To Mary Remmy: "Camel Toe Is Sexual Harassment" by owomida1: 7:29am On Jun 23, 2018 |
automatix:
U have a point. Same reason many Business men use pretty girls as their sales reps. If many men where like me, lots of businesses will close down. I only buy stuff cos I need it and not cos of any girl. It's unfortunate really, you are outnumbered by men that have their brain positioned downstairs. 1 Like |
Career / Re: Lady Narrates How Okada Man Saved Her From Embarrassment In Lagos by owomida1: 7:25am On Jun 23, 2018 |
The okada guy will still straff u last last. Be Happy oh. Madam yellow yansh 4 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze To Mary Remmy: "Camel Toe Is Sexual Harassment" by owomida1: 7:23am On Jun 23, 2018 |
automatix: whether fake or not, it is disgusting. Well, that's your opinion. Just like some me drool over the sight of a woman's nipples, some fancy the cameltoe. If some men don't want it, the women won't flaunt it. |
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze To Mary Remmy: "Camel Toe Is Sexual Harassment" by owomida1: 7:12am On Jun 23, 2018 |
sprints1: what fuckery is that...camel toe padding bullshit... and for some they think having big vulva is an achievement lol. No mind dem. Imagine using tampons, menstrual pad, and still stuffing the poor pussy with a cameltoe pad. If we say their v jay smells like rotten fish now they will start yabbing their mama. 3 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze To Mary Remmy: "Camel Toe Is Sexual Harassment" by owomida1: 7:10am On Jun 23, 2018 |
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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze To Mary Remmy: "Camel Toe Is Sexual Harassment" by owomida1: 11:00pm On Jun 22, 2018 |
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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze To Mary Remmy: "Camel Toe Is Sexual Harassment" by owomida1: 10:46pm On Jun 22, 2018 |
The most painful thing is that it's a fake cameltoe.
Budget Pussy padding 56 Likes 3 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Moyo Lawal Celebrates Super Eagles Victory With Sexy Bedroom Photo by owomida1: 10:40pm On Jun 22, 2018 |
Small sense like this, this babe no get.
No brain in her head, only gum. 2 Likes |
Family / Re: 'Beating My Wife Is A Parable' - Pastor's Jackson's Wife Defends his Statement by owomida1: 8:23pm On Jun 22, 2018 |
Parable indeed. We no go school abi. Or do you wish to be unfortunate in life?
Two idiots 16 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Patoranking Calls Out Nigerian Government On Twitter by owomida1: 7:49am On Jun 22, 2018 |
The 1st problem is the consumers are not ready to pay. In countries where there is uninterrupted power, their tax is always paid. All we do here is evade tax and expect things to be fine. This Patoranking self, very soon we will hear that he is owing mr x for something. It's the system and the people. |
Business / Re: Banks Lost N12.3bn To Fraudsters In Four Years – NIBSS by owomida1: 7:40am On Jun 22, 2018 |
They have just started. We will wipe dem off existence soon 2 Likes |
Career / Re: My Firm Owing Me Are Threatening To Arrest My Guarantors by owomida1: 9:27pm On Jun 21, 2018 |
greenmonk:
Op should itemise all monies wth him as running expense and still demand for his salary. Let the company be the ones to tell him that he is not entittled to the expenses allowance there and then he should ask them to deduct it from his salary and pay him the balance. Where on earth can somebody owing another ask to be paid first when their own debt is higher. I agree boss |