jaxxy:


I dont exactly know this bt I know u can be asleep and hv a Hardon. Just Try dreaming of Kim Kardashian and u on a lonely island with just leaves as clothes. U get my point know?

I get your point but it's all fallacy. Firstly, dream is an involuntary action, you can't plan it. secondly, u straffing whomever in the dream won't cause erection, the semen will flow out on it's own(don't ask me how, I've had it countless times). And lastly, the erection gotten while asleep till you wake is the need to urinate coz the bladder is full.

OP needs to be flogged. Ahmed Musa did this last year or so. Which one be bricklaying days again?
Make una fear God small na

jaxxy:


Probably how a vjay gets wet while a gal is asleep to. I'm not sure tho

By this story sounds fake

I still disagree. Do you know when a guy gets wet dream, his dick is never erect.

Opistorincos:



Same way your dick rises before you every morning

Lies. That's just the urge to pee cause the bladder is full.

ednut1:
U clearly need to see a doc as ur head no correct. Beta drop out go learn trade. 0.2 gp and u think u go cross to 200l

Lolz. As funny as this is, I implore u to encourage her.

ChiefAzubuike1:

there r the same. Many of these brothel hoes that collect 500h -5k are also on tinder and badoo pricing 30k. I once met a girl on badoo. Bargained 20k. She came to my house. When I slept off she carted away with my valuables . my wristwatch, phone, gold all gone.

No wonder u carry their matter for head. Dem don do u strong tin.

Ajoboss:
hahaha..see pple wen dey watch back of T.V
Guy,go rewatch d match well again abeg before I vex for u

Lol. Forget Ebuehi's role, his poor touch caused it. I know what I am saying

The hospital should be taken to court. They have to pay for such mistake. A pro is a pro and shouldn't lag.

ritababe:
Google WhatsApp and read all through

At no point in my life did I ever make such payment and I have used whatsapp since 2011 on Nokia E65 till now. I won't google anything, u can tell me your experience.

ritababe:


they stop it after mark acquired WhatsApp

who did u pay to?

He caused the penalty.

Aside that,he did well. And Ebuehi came on for Bryan Idowu..... Sealed the defence.

He is always high on drugs. His PA won't allow him appear on such shows with his head light from taking drugs.

He's probably going to get himself killed

I am trying to process the thought of my dick erect while asleep. Ayam not understanding

Modified: Everyone quoting me abeg read again oh:
I know erection is possible( the urge to pee which erects the dick as a reminder even as your bladder aches), the type of erection which I feel is not possible is the sex-induced type. The sight of an unclad babe sends blood to my dick which at that point I can never urinate self. So how does this guy's own get so erect and work for donkey hours?

marvelli:
Somebody let a small boy like you in between their legs? and how come you found three smelling girls back to back... Maybe you're the problem.

It's his destiny.

ritababe:


that's what am talking abt too, maybe u just start using WhatsApp recently.

Tell me how.

ritababe:


but we do pay to use WhatsApp before

I am not talking about your data. I am talking about the whatsapp itself,like a monthly subscription.

This guy must be a scorpian.

Carry ur pen is go meet am where she dey. If u get a sidechick now we no go hear word again.

A time will come when we will have to pay to use whatsapp. They are getting there.

Pls we are not interested. Farmland full everywhere,u don't need a CV to be a farmer.

automatix:
sadly bro. Even here on nairaland, you can't see any place where a dresses without some sexually laced comments from guys.

All is well.

automatix:


U have a point. Same reason many Business men use pretty girls as their sales reps. If many men where like me, lots of businesses will close down. I only buy stuff cos I need it and not cos of any girl.

It's unfortunate really, you are outnumbered by men that have their brain positioned downstairs.

The okada guy will still straff u last last.
Be Happy oh. Madam yellow yansh

automatix:
whether fake or not, it is disgusting.

Well, that's your opinion. Just like some me drool over the sight of a woman's nipples, some fancy the cameltoe. If some men don't want it, the women won't flaunt it.

sprints1:
what fuckery is that...camel toe padding bullshit... and for some they think having big vulva is an achievement

lol. No mind dem. Imagine using tampons, menstrual pad, and still stuffing the poor pussy with a cameltoe pad. If we say their v jay smells like rotten fish now they will start yabbing their mama.

tbliss22:


What will one not see in this world?? So they fake camel-toe too

I give up already

That's it. The average female applies just about anything to enhance her looks just to lure a man.

MISEDUCATIONS:

they put what? rags or tissue?

See am.

The most painful thing is that it's a fake cameltoe.

Budget Pussy padding

Small sense like this, this babe no get.

No brain in her head, only gum.

Parable indeed. We no go school abi. Or do you wish to be unfortunate in life?

Two idiots

The 1st problem is the consumers are not ready to pay. In countries where there is uninterrupted power, their tax is always paid. All we do here is evade tax and expect things to be fine. This Patoranking self, very soon we will hear that he is owing mr x for something. It's the system and the people.

They have just started. We will wipe dem off existence soon

greenmonk:

Op should itemise all monies wth him as running expense and still demand for his salary. Let the company be the ones to tell him that he is not entittled to the expenses allowance there and then he should ask them to deduct it from his salary and pay him the balance. Where on earth can somebody owing another ask to be paid first when their own debt is higher.

I agree boss