Babzrockman:
Nothing really change from this pic. The face and the big head.

Na brain full am.

NwaAmaikpe:




This is pure injustice.
Shockingly funny how one can become an overnight pauper by a government that should enrich you.

The callous treated meted out to this woman for an unsubstantiated claim leaves me heartbroken...a claim that is not even a crime in the first place.

My spirit is moved to help her recover some of her losses. The Kaduna State Government should replace her building and everything she has lost...but they should just leave the pregnancy replacement for me.

I will come in there.

Do you want to plant on somebody else's farm?

Kriss216:
If I eventually find myself in Canada, I’ll first go and barb Kodo, so that Canada breeze go comot all the nonsense Nigeria suffering from my head.

This can be regarded as HATE SPEECH by the Buharists.

Racoon:

Same terrorists your government is granting amnesty as repented, rehabilitated and deradicalized BH terrorists? After all, "a fight against BH is a fight against the north."

Here is baba commiserating with his real brothers on the other side of the country Meanwhile, similar situation full ground in Nigeria today but he just does not care.Always "unaware, shock, or surprised." Sai baba!

You didn't mention the "I CONDEMN"

jumper524:
sorry bro I meant shouldn't.

Ok, happy new year.

Go to Afghanistan, Mali, Iran, Iraq or Somalia. I believe you would appreciate your home country, Nigeria.

MaxInDHouse:
Well from my past experience in those days, it's a covenant with the spirits that when you're having sex with a celebrity you're attracting more goodies to yourself spiritually!
So it's another form of ritual!

Unholy communion??

jumper524:

lol..
getting land in the northern part of the country should be a problem.
you just need to relate well with some individuals and your good to go.
if you can't, you can still get lands at cheap rate for rent.
bro I suggest you buy your seedlings now and preserve them till farming starts

I don't believe you.

Romanoff:


Yes it Yoruba.

Thanks again, enjoy your weekend.

donbachi:
Apc is a citadel of deceit..lai mohamed,femi adesina and garba shehu are all course reps.

Sometimes I wonder how their family members feel when these people conveniently tell lies.

Romanoff:


Kokumo means "can not die again.

Thanks, is it in Yoruba language? There was a song we used to sing when we were little kids.

Romanoff:
Larry King live.

His Simpsons episode is one I remember accurately.

He has lived a long life so if he survives this, his name will be kokumo.

I have been hearing of this word, but I don't know the meaning

Macgyver1:
Lol prophet wey dey play away match.

You mean him dey visit other churches?

Charmingrascal:


Read again bro
What I am saying is that there is no way non Nigerians can get Nigerian national ID and without that FG is threatening to block people's lines.
Does that mean that those who are not Nigerian citizens will get their lines blocked?

Read and comprehend!!

The NIMC would issue them with a temporary ID number that will enable them do the registration.

XXXXTENTACION:
Monkey village


dem dey chop Monkey for the village ni

Dem dey chop banana for banana island?

perdollar:
if them say make u choose between bungalow and an estate which one u go take? For me n my household, we cant marry stock fish

Softly Softly sir. The year is still in its nascent stage.

Whiteshield:


The painful part is that she is a teacher. I mean, a mentally dilapidated thing like that teaching kids.

Forgive her.

It is time about that the APC changed its narrative. They're sounding like a broken record already!!

CalliDora1:
Why would you even marry a woman you don't trust well enough in the first place?

It serves you guys right because when they say marry in the Lord, you'll laugh yourselves to scorn now you're all running Helter skelter like headless chickens looking for DNA that is not lost.

I want big boobs, I want big bumbum, I want beautiful face. At the last, no peace of mind as every man wants her too.

Marry the will of God and have some peace.

Nobody should come for me o. It's just daybreak and my brain is still initializing.....

If your brain is still initializing at 7am, how long would it take to start synchronizing?

BEHEST:
Pls expanciate on that CFX. Any link to their site, or know anyone who's traded with them? I'm interested. Thanks

EXPATIATE

SouthAmericalif:
I don almost finished my own before I saw this post,it is better to be late than to be the late itself.
see my own

What's this concoction called?

frank417:
I just finished eaten mine now now now.

No worry, next round I will snap

Show us the X-ray na.

heartleboy:
I never eat since last year

It's still early to start loosing hope.

Alawaxbimbex:
Here is mine....I prepared pounded yam and egusi soup

Looks sumptuous, but a bit too oily. That's my opinion though. Happy New Year.

paulolee:
smoking, telling lies, being lazy, playing football and online betting..

Telling lies is inbuilt, since garden of Eden.

I prefer using carton. A trial will CONVICT you.

tnerro1:
Use tissue paper first and then wash up after. You will feel super clean

Tissue, water and tissue again to mop up.

jenny005:
Wow! hw i wish we were sisters we would have celebrated this great success and acheivement together. Congrats on ur success. I wish u best of luck in your educational pursuit." Remain blessed"

She could still be your sister from another mother.

To start the new year listening to their litany of promises as usual. I pray for power failure just to escape it.

ahnie:
Please tell me...has the world not ended?

Where from are you sending this message?