destino24:


No no no no

For starters, most schools offer this discipline as agricultural and bioresource engineering, agricultural and biosystems engineering, agricultural and biological engineering etc.

the reverse is actually the case, if any of the 2 disciplines should be boring, it's mechanical engr'g.

agricultural engineering has various major specializations like:

Power and machinery Engineering - this is the mech part

Soil, Water and Structural Engineering

Food Engineering

Environmental Engineering

Bioprocess Engineering

Biomedical Engineering

Food science and Technology
et cetra

This discipline is the broadest engineering discipline

kristein:

not vaht I dint grab her attention..she is floppin around me evrywia I will go..nd she so mch call me countless tymx on fone..she even bought me wrist watch..wat else do u think frm a man nahh?

LieDetector:
why did you say so?

kristein:

I gt and understand you bro..bur hw did u overcome d nerdiness? or u jus consistence with your old ways

kristein:
I av com to notice smthin...of recent I notice ladies dn't fall for the guru's in sch probably dier department.... reason wich is stil nt clear to me..

durin ma 1st yr in sch..I av diz disgustin feelin wif dis dummy in ma department..al dey care abt is to flex ad party in sch nw durin d exam period u'd hear em shoutin ur name frm edge to edge simply for em to paste wah u've wriiten...

they dn't hav tym for dier buks..nd ladies in sch fall for diz categories of pple simply becoz they're the partyin type..bur they only flopp around wif d guru's in dier department jus to share part of dier knowledge nothin xcept that..then after they(the girls) av gotten wah they want ,they move around ad make d dummies thier datin partner..the girls) in ma department normally say they are nt attractive to bookwarms...


I remember ma readin partner in same department... av crush for diz particular girl who av bin floppin around im simply becoz he is intelligent..here is the conversation they make...
my frnd:hi,watsapp..
the girl:m gud prof joe,hw re u doin today?
my frnd:same here..I've wnted to see u al diz while
the girl:haha! wat has prof joe wnted to c me for dt I av nt known..
my frnd:u c ever since I met u I think m avin feelins for u
the girl:hahaha!prof joe u dn't mean wah u're sayin..juz tell me u re jokin
my frnd:am crious,I av bin thinkin bout u day n nyt xpecially since wen we've bin too close to each other
the girl:I dn't think it can work prof joe
my frnd:why did u said so? dis is the marra of feelin n love
the girl:I cn't date u prof joe..we can only b frnds..nd again do u think we can b compatible wif each other? "u're a bookwarm"nd u wn't hav tym for me..I pity ur future wife becoz u're nt romantically ok..al wah u think is book.
my frnd:I think u dn't luv me,goodbye..
nd vaht is it..I dn't knw wah's wrong wif our girls of diz days..dey simply look down on us by sayin we re bookwarms ad nt romantic enof..

they al forgt dt the intelligent ones are the one creative,innovative ad understandin lyf fully nd nt dier so dumb bf wich cn't even summarise wah he has learnt in sch..

my question is:why do u ladies take intelligent guru's unromantic..p.s;dis question is meant for girls only ad if guys av dier contribution,is all welcome
BTW;I'll lyk u mod to help me move diz to front page for more contribution...tnkz

ebdib:


Hahahaha
What a strange world we live in.
Someone languishing in heat and unemployment is telling me to go and read.

I'm sure you're still an undergraduate or maybe you just graduated.
You need to be better educated your junk school doesn't cut it
Oh and while you're at it learn to write.
Your writing is atrocious.

Gosh

ebdib:
@paooxide
It's unfortunate nairaland doesn't have a block button for vermins like you.

DO. NOT. QUOTE. ME. AGAIN.

ebdib:


Look you tribalistic junkie
Don't quote be again.
Go Look for your mates in the motor park.

Your r.etarded brain is on the same wavelength with theirs.

ebdib:


Which tribe do you think I belong to?
Look at this tribalistic junkie.

Of course I wasn't expecting anything better from your walnut sized cretinous brain.
Re-tard

lioncoolst:
Ladies and gentlemen!

I often visit Nairaland to read posts and comments without commenting myself because I like to learn from intelligent and sound minds. However, the saying goes that all it takes for evil to thrive is for few good men to say nothing; I am one of the few good ones, and I have chosen to react to some of the comments here on this thread.

I am a believer in the notion that as youths of Nigeria, we are no longer the leaders of tomorrow as we have been deceived to believe over time by people who have no interest in the future of Nigeria or its youths. Rather, we are the leaders of today! Now, how can one claim to be a leader when he does not possess a shred of wisdom or what is popularly known as "common sense"? Even though for all intent and purpose, that sense is not common as I have observed over the years.

Here is a nice write up and an opportunity to learn from a man of experience, an elder statesman, a 2-time President of the FRN, a former BOT Chairman, a Party leader, a sage, a man known for his wisdom, cunny, sense, a master strategist, among other things. I am of the opinion that such a man should be understudied to know what he knows, and what makes past, present and future presidents of Nigeria to go to him - cap in hand - asking for his advise and seeking his blessings.

So, coming to this thread, I was looking forward to reading inspiring, motivating and sensible comments from some folks who appear to be in their prime. However, I was disappointed to be confronted with silly and witless comments like "..see pot calling kettle black", "do not mind that man, he is more corrupt than..." and so on and so forth.

Now, my question is "is this the issue at stake?" Is this the topic of discussion?" The answer is crystal - "No". So, why leave the substance and start chasing the shadows!!

Now, I know that it is not everybody that has the ability to reason before opening their mouths. Rather, some folks open their mouths first and do not even reason afterwards thereby showing that such folks have no substance in them, and this is quite unfortunate. Ignorance is bliss with these persons.

To whoever has ears to hear, kindly be informed that by reading books that were or are written by great and prominent people, you are given a window of opportunity to see what they have seen in their lives, a glimpse into their minds and probably what made them great and invincible, and also how their minds operated and still operates. In this instance, what he saw and experienced while he was in government as the number 1 citizen of this country, even though I still think the man is still in government.

There is an adage that says "what an elder sees while sitting, a child cannot see even if he climbs the tallest palm tree!" There is wisdom in this adage, I believe, and the adage is applicable in this instance. We, as youths of this country, need to sit down and learn wisdom, knowledge and understanding from elder who have experience, knowledge and cunny, for the betterment of self and the country. And you will agree with me that the man called OBJ is such a man to learn from, even though you do not like him. And no matter how much you dislike or hate him, you cannot do anything about it. So, rather than harboring bitterness and giving yourself headache over a man who does not know that you even exist, why don't you share from his wealth of knowledge and wisdom! For example, imagine these words:

“Timely information is a very important principle of war and also of politics. In politics, just as in war, what matters is not just your plan, but knowledge of your opponent’s plan. Knowing their plan, I had the choice of playing along with them or being firm, I chose the latter."

If you have read the book "The Art of War" by Sun Tzu, you can relate to this. Anyway, as the saying goes, "a word is enough for the wise."

Thank you.

ebdib:



I was not going to comment until I saw the obasanjo preserved our democracy line.

You see people like you will praise a serpent.
Your likes are the problem with Africa and which is why out continent can't grow because e - diots like you will always have something positive to say about narcissistic leaders rather than berate them for their short comings.

Shame.

Boss13:


- Preservation & consolidation of democracy
- Telecommunication/GSM
- Economic stability & Increase in foreign reserves (Banking, Insurance & Financial Institution Boom). This actually increased the employment index
- Introduction of anti-corruption agencies to fight against corruption
- Privatization of wasteful government agencies
- Introduction of HMOs/Health insurance
- Debt relief from Paris Club

Above are the few I can remember. These are policies implemented and many nigerians are still reaping the benefits. Not chicken and bowl policies we are not seeing but only read in newspapers.

ebdib:



With e-diots like you how can Nigeria move forward?
Revering the men that brought this nation down.
Nonsense

ebdib:



With e-diots like you how can Nigeria move forward?
Revering the men that brought this nation down.
Nonsense

tonte:
A man who wanted a third term and tried to bully his way through with it, now has the moral guts to say an elected and legally eligible sitting president should not contest for another term based on moral grounds...moral grounds? In a deal that he(Obj) struck... I wonder how and why someone like Obj has the guts to even put his name in the same sentence with the word 'moral' he should just sit down somewhere and stay drama free...what a time to release the book, to fan the flames of the already heated polity... He is just a greedy man, who thinks he has carved out a niche for himself that makes him look like a messiah and therefore he is jealous of the possibility that any president will command more respect and decorum after office than him, that's why he's on a perpetually sustained smear campaign against everyone but himself... I hate my language right now but that man is nothing but a grand old goat

ElFenomeno1:


Are you daft, dumb or dimwitted?!

What do you mean by why should OBJ publish his own autobiography now?!

His own personal autobiography..... He can publish anytime he wishes

Fu..c.king idio....t!

Boss13:


Seems they gave birth to you yesterday. Obasanjo did not achieve anything? I guess that phone of yours came from thin air.

Fresia01:
only in Nigeria u see a man who spent more than eight years in power (both military and civilian era) without achieving anything having the guts to criticize others... he is old so obviously its affecting his brain cells.. ma mum once told me that old people tend to act like kids...so i am nt surprised, pot caling kettle black..

tim26will:
OLUSEGUN OBASANJO "the One that won and has victory" "The king that favours the day".
Surely you don't fight like a fool does.
You surely know when to shield sword and draws your sword.
Your name alone wins you battle.
When you roar, your enemies think your are ready to fight, they rush into gathering and assembling their armies for battle, only to come out and see that you are not even calling for battle.
Unfortunately for them they already exposed their artilleries and faces of their armies to you.
Clever old man.......Hhhhmmmm
Foolish in Age
Clever in thought
Wise in action

BUT COME TO THINK OF IT, DID YOU EVER REMEMBER THAT DEATH IS INEVITABLE
SECRET IS BORNE TO BE EXPOSED
BUT DEATH EXPOSED MORE THAN SECRET THAT THE RECIPIENT CAN NEVER REPLY, DEFEND OR RESPONSE TO.
DO YOU KNOW SIR THAT IF TRUELY YOU DONT FORGIVE AS MANY HAVE SAID, YOU WILL BE THE MOST MISERABLE MAN ON EARTH IF YOU DIE.
IF I WILL EVER HAD THE OPPORTUNITY OF GETTING TO YOUR AGE SIR, ILL USE MY TIME TO GET MY HOME SETTLE, FORGIVE ALL THAT HAD OFFENDED ME BY GOING TO BEG THEM ALL BY MYSELF, THEN SORT OUT MY ISSUE WITH GOD IN PREPARATION FOR THE NEXT HOME OR OTHERWISE.
I've always liked you, no matter how controversial you are. But it's time you start preparing for HOME if there is any for you as at present.
NO WRITE UP SIR CAN CHANGE NIGERIANS HEART OR MINDS. BECAUSE OF THE SITUATION NIGERIANS FIND THEMSELVES,
THEY ONLY ANSWER TO "MONEY"
DONT BE SURPRISED THAT BEFORE JANUARY 2015, ALL THESE YOUR REVELATIONS WOULD HAVE BEEN FORGOTTEN. THANKS TO MONEY SPENDING POLITICIAN WHO WILL STYLISHLY PROVIDES FOR THE NEEDY FOR THE XMAS AND NEW YEAR TO ERASE YOUR REVELATIONS FROM THEIR HEART. IF ONLY YOU BACKED UP THIS REVELATION WITH MONEY FOR THE READERS, IT WOULD HAVE LASTED TILL FEBRUARY NEXT YEAR. BUT AS WE ALL KNOW YOU, YOUR CHARITY WITH MONEY IS NO GO AREA.

xpac01:
This man is just so desparate to clear the foul air around him. We can now see the mindset of leaders we have in this country. When other leaders are taking pains to write books that will inspire their nations and world entirely. I really thought this papa was trying to emulate the great books like, 'Long walk to freedom' by Nelson Mandela, 'My Life' by Bill Clinton et al. Dear OBJ, please we know the truth already. Just tell us you've reprented and start practicing your theological training by preaching to us rather than trying to remind us about your past sh.its.

onyeomaonyeoma:
now dey are attacking demselves, , comes feb 14 2015 GEJ will still match on to ASO ROCK

Adminisher:


Did you ever watch the film "UNFORGIVEN"?
Your question is betraying your age. This was a Nigerian Army General in civilian government. This people are trained not to forgive disloyalty and double dealing in any shape or form.
Only Abacha, IBB, Buhari, Ojukwu, Gowon, Mohammed and other former military heads of states are the other ones who can understand what was at play here. Nigerian military generals don't understand and cannot abide disloyalty. It was drilled into them from a young age and they have seen death of friends and family in coups and counter coups in the 60s and 70s. Obasanjo will also never forgive GEJ for promising everybody he begged on his behalf from the north only one term in office. Whether it is right or wrong not to forgive or not is besides the point. The man remains unforgiven, you cannot negotiate a permanent thing.
This Obasanjo man is very dangerous, he is actually very bitter with a lot of people, Atiku and GEJ are prominent among them. He is in his late seventies, has seen everything, heard everything and does not give a damn even if the entire Nigerian fraudulent political system has to crash down around him. I think we should be thankful for that.

Amacaco:
Obasanjo considers himself the "God' of Nigeria who is flawless, knows all, dictates all, and gratiously grants the country and its citizens favours. He does not see any wrong or evil in himself but sees that of others. Atiku planned on how to become the President of Nigeria without taking him (the Nigerian "God" into consideration and for that reason he dealt with him. Jonathan wants to go for another term when He has not "divinely" ordained it and so he must do everything to stop him. These arrogation of power which he does not have will one day kill him. He should go and rest.

jbaby265:
nice of her..

GOD HELP ME COZ I WANT TO BE LIKE HER WHEN I START MAKING MONEY

Tolexander:
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