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Science/Technology / Re: Is This Baby Python? (Pics) by patorial(m): 5:24pm On Dec 02, 2023
That's not a python, Pythons don't have long tails
Properties / Re: Lady Damages Her Apartment After Landlord Refused To Refund Her Caution Fee by patorial(m): 2:45pm On Nov 27, 2023
Nwodosis:
It is still a win win for the Landlord. The Landlord will simply tell her to fix the apartment the way she met it and collect her caution fees. Na now she buy market that may take her to prison for malicious damage.
There is no way you will park into a house and the house will remain the same when you are parking out. What of the wear and tear on the house fittings like the doors, tiles, wardrobe, wall paints etc
Are they not damages? How do you quantity such damages?

The landlord don't even need to refund her, and she must fix the damages.

Most tenants think notice to quit means no more paying rent through the period.
Family / Re: Court Marriage Without Paying Bride Price by patorial(m): 7:17pm On Nov 24, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Well, of course it is! However, it is done under the authority of the courts. It is referred to as LEGAL, right? undecided

Yes it is the most legally recognised.
Travel / Re: Tragedy As Ambulance Kills Three In Abia by patorial(m): 7:03pm On Nov 24, 2023
This is a hearse ,not an ambulance.
Family / Re: Court Marriage Without Paying Bride Price by patorial(m): 6:23pm On Nov 24, 2023
[quote author=Kobojunkie post=127131891][/quote]
It's done in the Registry, not the court.
Family / Re: Court Marriage Without Paying Bride Price by patorial(m): 9:19pm On Nov 23, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Court wedding refers to the ceremony where husband and wife say their vows in front of the official of the court at the registry. undecided

Registering your marriage without a court wedding is another thing entirely. undecided

Go and ask a legal practitioner is there's anything like court wedding.
Family / Re: Court Marriage Without Paying Bride Price by patorial(m): 10:18pm On Nov 21, 2023
oluwaseyi0:


I don't get what you mean with this?
We were join in matrimony by the court official with authority, there is no existing marriage before the court wedding

There is vow exchange, exchange of ring, photography, little song and dance, fanfare etc all in the registry premises

That still does not make it a court wedding.
There's nothing like court wedding, what the government have is registry married whereby you register your married with the law.
Family / Re: Court Marriage Without Paying Bride Price by patorial(m): 6:35pm On Nov 20, 2023
immortalcrown:
I am not sure but I believe the court respects tradition and may insist on payment of bride price before conducting the court marriage. On the other hand, legality is different from tradition. What is traditional may be illegal and what is legal may be untraditional.

There's nothing like court marriage or court wedding.
The intending couple register their marriage with the registry.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Millions Of UK Households Forced To Unplug Fridge To Cope With Rising Bills by patorial(m): 6:05pm On Nov 15, 2023
voltron14:


No it isn't.

Given that an occupant of a 2 bedroom flat will have an Entertainment electronics, kitchen electronic, relaxation electronics and laundry electronics??
Foreign Affairs / Re: Millions Of UK Households Forced To Unplug Fridge To Cope With Rising Bills by patorial(m): 5:37pm On Nov 15, 2023
voltron14:


How can 200 pounds for a 2 bedroom flat be cheap?

It's actually cheap for monthly electricity bill if the user is an average consumer.
Travel / Re: Nigerians In Other African Countries, How Is Life? by patorial(m): 5:21pm On Nov 05, 2023
JapaProfessor:

Capetown, SA
Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire

South Africa is no a good place to raise kids, especially when migrating.
Crime / Re: Two Arrested For Stealing Dangote Truck (Photo) by patorial(m): 5:34pm On Nov 04, 2023
Thundafireseun:
The suspect’s have confessed to the crime…

Why are they still called suspects

This engrish no clear

A suspect remains a suspect until convicted in a court of law.
Travel / Re: Nigerians In Other African Countries, How Is Life? by patorial(m): 12:55pm On Nov 04, 2023
Mode99:
which investment can I go into,,with a budget of 2 million....I was thinking,,a hair salon for male and femal

These are not investments, its a business. Investment doesn't require you to run the activities.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia To Build A Nuclear Power Plant In Burkina Faso (Photos) by patorial(m): 7:47pm On Oct 13, 2023
legitnow1:
WRONG MOVE, WITH ALL THE HEAD SLAMMERS AND TERRORIST IN THE SAHEL, THEY BETTER NOT BUILD SUCH THERE.



OUR MUSLIM BLACK BROTHER TERRORIST WILL NOW HAVE A NEW TARGET TO KILL US ALL.

Do you even know what a nuclear power plant is?
Career / Re: Why Do Majority Of Us End Up Not Practicing What We Studied In The University? by patorial(m): 11:39pm On Oct 11, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
Most of those who don't practice actually studied non professional courses. Not all courses are ones with professional license to practice. If you study accounting, you are not yet a Professional until you get ICAN, ANAN etc license to practice.

Some courses are just there like Zoology that you can hardly practice as a zoologist while some are just plain like Business Administration, Marketing etc. Some professional careers with license are not even available for study in universities. Nothing beats being a Professional though.

The major thing is to have clarity about your life, know where you are going and willing to make all the right and legitimate sacrifices to get there. Two things you can't afford to miss; read the right books and intentionally seek and keep only quality people around you. Check my signature for free stuffs!

What on earth do you mean by professional course, is there a course in the university that isn't for a profession?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: French Troops Begin Withdrawal From Niger Republic by patorial(m): 1:57pm On Oct 11, 2023
malcom1X:
Africa wey no Sabi rule itself.

Another civil war coming.

Nigeria to bear the brunt of these refugees.

Apart from onions what does Niger have to offer Africa?

Only if you knew that Nigeria has highest import from Niger then we export to Niger.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Angola: Tiktoker Neth Nahara Fined, Jailed For Insulting President by patorial(m): 1:26pm On Oct 11, 2023
Racoon:
Protesters were protesting against King Charles on coronation day but nothing much was done to them. So why are African leaders always intolerant and tyrannical?

UK has become a standard for African rule of law??
Politics / Re: Israel-Hamas War: Obidients Attack David Hundeyin For Defending Palestinians by patorial(m): 1:03pm On Oct 09, 2023
Bliss52:
This guy like attention


Why use arochucku if not to piss Ibo off

They fell for his bait

He use Arochukwu because of historical records.
Those places he mentioned are now occupied by the Arochukwu slaves.
Crime / Re: Alleged Manhood Disappearance: Panic Grips Residents Of Abuja, Other Cities by patorial(m): 11:18am On Oct 08, 2023
geoworldedu:
Only a mumu will not know that 100% of the stolen manhood cases are false. In this civilization people's eyes should have been fully opened to reality.
Thousands of years ago in Greece, it was like the whole world was full of Zeus, Thor, Jupiter, etc. when everyone is talking about them like they existed. Now nobody is talking about them. Demons and demonic possessions, witchcraft, rapture, end time, heaven, hell, etc were the words topping the 'charts' and 'billboards' of the Europeans a millennium ago, but now it's no more so. They now speak NASA, Hubble SPACE, AI, Internet, 4G, MIFI.

But my people, my people oh my people are still stuck in the things the whites have left many years back. We are erecting religious buildings in every corner like they do in Europe's those days, while the Europeans are already selling their own religious buildings to companies to make it a useful structure. Well I don't blame us sha. Because when we were still putting on leaves in 1901, the Europeans have already invented Aeroplanes. So it will take us like half a millennium years to also start filling our internet spaces with words like theirs.

Where did you learn that Africans were putting on leaves in 1901?
Religion / Re: Why Did You Leave Your Previous Church? by patorial(m): 10:53am On Oct 08, 2023
Mvnster:

Yea lets keep throwing twins in evil forests and using albinos for rituals


Killing of twins isn't a religious thing but a traditional practice, just like marriage.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 70 Israelis Confirmed Dead As Israel's Retaliatory Strikes Kill 198 by patorial(m): 10:46am On Oct 08, 2023
ChybuzzDD:


Have you terrorists ever agreed you're terrorists, just like the founder of your religion?

Arabs never owned lands in and around Israel.

They invaded the land during the Islamic conquests that started with Mohammed in the 7th century.

The world didn't start in the 7th century when Islam was founded.
Jews were already existing and living in that region.

Unfortunately, the manual of terrorism you can Quran won't allow you read and assimilate history.

Again, i support total destruction of Gaza, Hamas and every Islamic terrorist everywhere in the world, include Nigeria.

They and their religion are a cancer to the world and should be eradicated if humanity must experience peace.

Well I'm not a Muslim neither am I Arab.
Nairaland / General / Re: Things That Sound Like Compliments But Are Actually Insults. by patorial(m): 7:26pm On Oct 07, 2023
talented321:
1.when are you going to marry na..
2.when are you going to have kids na..
3.you still never enter university, na wa..
4.life no balance o' john this is you still like this..
5.try and buy new clothes na..
6.what're you doing in poly na' instead of uni..
7.bro poly is waste of time..
8.your mama dey dress this days o'
9.i don't like it when u bring ur babe to my house' but he was always bleeping his babe in your house..
10.this cloth don tay o..
11.you don need to buy new shoes o..
12.you're looking good this days o..

Did you even read the post before commenting this rubbish?

*Insults that sounds like compliments
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ex-Israeli Prime Minister, Naftali Bennett, Joins Reserve Mobilisation by patorial(m): 6:55pm On Oct 07, 2023
naijaboy756:
E don be for Israel ooo

These guys mean them today!

Them sin against God abi na wetin?

This one dey read Nairaland upsidedown.
Foreign Affairs / Re: 70 Israelis Confirmed Dead As Israel's Retaliatory Strikes Kill 198 by patorial(m): 6:39pm On Oct 07, 2023
ChybuzzDD:


I support total destruction of Gaza strip and everything living there.

That's the only sure way those Islamic terrorists can be eradicated.

Israel shouldn't look back while doing that.

And you didn't even know that is isn't actually terror,but the Palestine fighting for their land Israel has been taking sin 1947?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 70 Israelis Confirmed Dead As Israel's Retaliatory Strikes Kill 198 by patorial(m): 6:32pm On Oct 07, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
Eeya....So sad and I am so sorry for both sides.

This means Hamas has escalated things.

About 2-3 months ago when I first watched this viral video of this elderly Palestinian woman, I knew Israel will pay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyE_C5FbQcw

Hamas o, Isreal o, it is both sides that will pay in human lives. Please give peace and justice a chance. Stop the apartheid and stop the militancy. Give the 2-state solution chance.

Isreal is not a Christian country neither is Palestine . Both need to repent and fear God. Check my signature for free stuffs!


Actually you Christians worship the God of the Israel
Foreign Affairs / Re: 70 Israelis Confirmed Dead As Israel's Retaliatory Strikes Kill 198 by patorial(m): 6:30pm On Oct 07, 2023
benuejosh:
If you support IPOB and still support Isreal in this war then you're not sure of where you belong.

IPOB is a terrorist organisation and Palestinians are terrorists and a breeding ground supported by Pakistanis and Iran. So if you support IPOB, you should support Palestine.

Well in this case IPOB is the Hama's group as Nigeria is to the Israelites.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 70 Israelis Confirmed Dead As Israel's Retaliatory Strikes Kill 198 by patorial(m): 6:28pm On Oct 07, 2023
Botragelad:
Don't joke with Israel. Time to erase these terrorist radicals!
I really 'ope Israel doesn't stop until they've brought Hamas to their knees. Hunt the lot of 'em down, make 'em pay for their crimes and their terrorism. Don't listen to their cries or their bleating about 'uman rights. They're nothin' but trouble, and they need to be stopped, sharpish.

The world's got enough of these blighters already, we don't need more!"


There's nothing to bleat here.
Palestine can't let Israel take anymore of their land.
So let the desperate go hunt for what is his, if he survives,he gets it back. And if he's defeated he learn his lessons

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Celebrities / Re: “i'm Not Naira Marley O” - Nigerian Man Cries Out On The Social Media(pics,vid) by patorial(m): 11:04am On Oct 07, 2023
Zupay:
Make the guy visit dentist for that im coloured teeth

The default color of an adult teeth is yellowish.

Your Dentist won't tell you that whitening of human teeth is a debt to pay later
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel declares war readiness as Hamas springs surprise multiple attacks by patorial(m): 9:59am On Oct 07, 2023
OkpaNsukkaisBae:
What happened to the Iron Dome & Arrow 3 Air Defense System?


Sometimes let your comment show that you are a human being.

Did you read anywhere that it was an air invasion?

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Proposes To His Pretty Oyinbo (white) Girlfriend (pics/video) by patorial(m): 7:03am On Oct 05, 2023
SyrusdeHansome:
At my age I can't imagine myself dating a 40 yrs old woman not to talk of putting a ring in her finger. Not even 50 million dollars gift will make me do that. Congrats to the guy nd to others who are willing to do anything for money. Lazy boyz.

Someone worked up his ass to raise the millions to travel to Europe and you call him lazy just because he seek permanent residency?


Africa has really done a great number on most of you people.

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Crime / Re: My Funny Chat With A Scammer by patorial(m): 10:55am On Oct 04, 2023
livenija:


I like fuk ur mama, wen fuking her i dont want her to b saying jesu, she should b saying obi obiiiii yess obi fuk me well.

All this happening while ur sister n dad b watching n masturbating

He said Obidents and you didn't disappoint.
Sometimes ask yourself why people always reserved a particular perceptions of some group.

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Romance / Re: I Had Sex With My Childhood Crush, Now I Am Confused & Filled With Guilt by patorial(m): 4:31pm On Oct 03, 2023
StylesX:
The school you attended no try, I wonder what happened to your comprehension.

Guy calm down reason am.
You shouldn't be surprised you had sex with a pregnant girl.

Don't act surprised if she had a game on you.

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