I came across this joke and decided to share it here.

Source: facebook

mrAMG2:
Is that not a gun the person snapping the picture is holding?

Bro,you have a bright eyesight. It's a gun and I think the guy that snapped the pics is a cultist too.

My brother,you are playing with a scorching fire in your marriage. Please, call your wife and report her sister to her. If you notice that there is no change, call her by yourself and tell her. But, you must do it in a very matured and wise way. You are a man of yourself, resist from every form of her temptation She is fully aware of what she's doing, its left up to you. So help you, God. Amen.

Please describe in your own words?

Oh my.... Those teeth won't remain thesame again

Here comes another:
3) There are 3 mothers, each with two children. They are to sit on 7 chairs conveniently without sharing these chairs. How is this possible?

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4) A completely black horde jumped over a tower and landed on a small man who the disappeared. In what situation Could this be possible?

And: A Horse is tied to a 5-metre rope in front of an old salon. 6 metres behind the Horse is a bale of hay. Without breaking it's rope, the Horse is able to eat the hay whenever it chooses. How is this possible?

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You got the two questions right.
Thanks, I will come up with more tougher ones.

1) If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take 1 pill every 1/2 hour. How long will the drug last?

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2) The maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't use it and the user doesn't see it. What is it?

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I have a samsung J7pro,gold, 3gb ram, 32gbrom for sale. Please,the price is 55,000. Although it has a faint crack at the left bottom of the screen but that doesn't affect the screen.
My location is Ibadan, Oyo state. My whatsapp no is 07038594844.
Below are key specific features of the phone :
5.5-inch Super AMOLED Display, 1080 x 1920 pixels (401 ppi)
Always on Display
1.6GHz Octa-core Exynos 7870 Octa CPU, 3GB RAM
Android 7.1 (Nougat)
32GB or 64GB Storage with support for memory card up to 256GB
13MP Rear Camera and 13MP Front Camera
Fingerprint Sensor (Front)
4G LTE Data (up to 300 Mbps download)
3600 mAh Battery
Find attached pics of the phone.

ZAWs:
Look at how you're exposing sensitive information of your phone.
Too bad

Thanks, I have done the needful.

Rexraph18:
Abeg reduce price nah, even with a cracked touch. Btw which is better between a5 2017 and j7 pro anyone?

I will come down to 65,000.
It depends on the features and specs of the phone. Both phones are good: pro 7 battery is 3600Mah while a5 is 3000Mah.

bularuz:
50k serious buyer

Sir, in as much as I would, the price is far too low to the price stated. The phone is worth more than that.. It has no issues and it's very okay.

niceprof:
Well the new one is 70K in computer village Lagos.Happy sales though

Eeeyah! Thats very awesome, brand new Samsung J7 pro 3gb 32gbrom gold colour at N70,000 in Computer Village.
Enjoy your day, sir.

niceprof:
Please check the price of a new one first.

On Jumia, Samsung j7 pro,gold, 3gbram, 32gbrom

I have a samsung J7pro,gold, 3gb ram, 32gbrom for sale. Price is N65,000. Although it has a faint crack at the left bottom of the screen but that doesn't affect the screen. Ever since I started using it late last year,i have enjoyed every bit of it.
My location is Ibadan, Oyo state. My whatsapp no is 07038594844.
Below are key specific features of the phone :
5.5-inch Super AMOLED Display, 1080 x 1920 pixels (401 ppi)
Always on Display
1.6GHz Octa-core Exynos 7870 Octa CPU, 3GB RAM
Android 7.1 (Nougat)
32GB or 64GB Storage with support for memory card up to 256GB
13MP Rear Camera and 13MP Front Camera
Fingerprint Sensor (Front)
4G LTE Data (up to 300 Mbps download)
3600 mAh Battery
Find attached pics of the phone.

You can have my IPhone 5s for 35k. It has no issues, it's fingerprint sensor is very okay. I stay in Sagmu,ogun state. I can even bring it for you in lagos. My whatsapp no is 09069386523.

PET or PETE
PET is an acronym used for Polyethylene Teraephtalate. It is a high gloss, crack- resistant transparent plastic mainly used in making water bottles, carbonated beverage bottles and vegetable oil containers of different sizes/shapes.

It comes in different grams, thickness, colour, length, size and shape. Hence, the general name ' plastic bottles' often called by Nigerians.

As a raw material, it is globally recognised as a safe non-toxic, strong, light weight flexible material that is 100% recyclable.

The bottle cap of PET bottles are made from polypropylene.

TYPES OF PETROCHEMICAL RESINS:

1) HDPE(high density polyethylene). Widely used resin for plastic bottles

2) Fluorine treated HDPE. Widely used in making insecticide, pesticide,herbicides etc

3) LDPE(low density polyethylene). Primarily used for squeeze applications.

4) PC(Poly carbonate). A clear plastic used to make bottles for milk and five-gallon water bottles.

5) PP(Polypropylene). Used for refill jars and closures.

Source: wikipedia.org/bottles.com

Mine is September 3rd.

A man working in Force like this in Nigeria, should not be talkative and reveal his exact location on the social media. He has to be secretive, his post is sensitive. Even my friend working there seldoms visits the social media.

successful project allows inmates to enter and leave their cells for a good part of the day. The country has closed 19 prisons in the last four years, among other factors, due to low crime

It is 11.30 in the prison of Zaanstad, just 13 kilometers from Amsterdam. Paul (not his real name) has been in the yard for a while, but has grown tired of being with his colleagues and prefers to return before the stipulated time. When he enters his module, the only thing that is heard is the music that another prisoner has put in his dungeon. Paul does not pay attention to him, he does not even greet him. He passes by a ping-pong table and goes directly to his cell, identified by his name and a photo of him to the right of the door. He himself takes a key out of his pocket and puts it in the lock. His jailer, Johnny (fictitious name), stops him before he has time to enter:
“Wait, wait, do you mind posing for a picture? It’s for a journalist, it would be from behind and you would not see your face. “

Paul stops, hesitates a couple of seconds and responds:

“Can I put something on top of it? I do not want them to recognize me. “

The jailer: “Ok, go.”

The prisoner enters, puts on a black jacket with his hood, goes out and puts the key back in the lock. The photographer stands behind and presses the trigger.

“Click, click.”

Jailer: “Well, now open slowly.”

Paul listens to him, turns the key and pulls, opening the door without using the handlebar.

“Click, click.”

Jailer: “Ok, that’s enough, thank you.”


The issue is this: the jailers spend an enormous amount of time opening and closing cells each time the detainees return from the yard, the recreation room, the gymnasium, and so on. This creates a dependency that has little to do with life that will be outside the walls, when they finish their sentence. Upon receiving the key, inmates can return without having to ask anyone’s permission. The prison authorities have the power to remove it if they detect misuse.

The prisoner can not lock himself in the cell since the key only works from the outside. Also, “it’s not that they can use it at any time of the day, only at the hours that the program allows,” says Leeman. It refers to the schedules that are posted in the offices of the officials. They vary per day and have activities of all kinds: manual work, meals, sports, religious activities, fitness, library, visiting regime …. They are distributed between 7.45 and 17.00. Inmates who demonstrate good behavior have an extra night program twice a week. Outside those times, the cells remain closed with their tenants inside. The jailers have a master key that allows them to open them whenever necessary.


Johnny has been working in the Dutch penitentiary system for 17 years and he looks favorably on the experiment. In the prison of Zaanstad began to apply in October last year and “the relationship with detainees has improved,” he says. Before coming to Holland, in 1999, he worked for five years in prisons in Curaçao. “The here is a paradise compared to that. There could be between 12 and 15 people per cell, here one or two, “clarifies in a more than decent Spanish.

The detail of the keys is, in fact, another measure of a macro program whose objective is to prepare prisoners for their return to society. The prison authorities deal with issues such as where they will live when they leave, what they will work on and give them advice to organize their finances and even their debts. All these elements must be prepared without waiting for the end of the sentence and “within the walls of the prison,” says the deputy director of the Zaanstad center, which repeatedly points to one word: reintegration.

The Netherlands has the lowest ratio of prisoners in the European Union, according to the latest statistics (2015) managed by the Council of Europe: 53 inmates per 100,000 inhabitants, less than half of Spain (138) for example. The fall was spectacular between 2005 and 2017, as it went from 14,468 inmates to 8,346, according to the Dutch Ministry of Justice.

A look at the data from the Netherlands Central Bureau of Statistics helps us understand these figures. To begin with, the number of crimes committed between 2005 and 2015 has collapsed 43%. This has helped reduce the feeling of insecurity of citizens by 36% in the same period.

On the other hand, the Dutch judges choose more frequently to sanction some crimes with community services (30,000 in 2015) compared to the Spanish ones (17,220 in the same year). Among the jobs they must do are help in the kitchens of the asylums, clean the streets, eliminate graffiti and work in public gardens. The sanctioned must wear an orange vest when they do these tasks and it is common to see them in the Dutch cities.

There is more. In some cases, detainees may serve pretrial detention or the last months of their sentence under house arrest, provided that they wear an electronic ankle guard that controls their movements 24 hours a day. 3,500 people took them in 2017, lightening the prison population.

The Netherlands has closed 19 prisons in the last four years and the current government announced in June that it plans to close another four. “Leaving them open would cost taxpayers millions of euros each year. That money could be spent on other policies, such as reducing recidivism, “the Justice Ministry said in a statement. The closures also use a small trick. A program of austerity applied by the previous government made it possible for more and more frequently two prisoners to occupy a cell, when the usual was previously a prisoner by jail.

What to do with empty jails? In a country where churches are converted into bookstores and breweries because of a lack of parishioners, the sky is the limit. The State has transformed them to cover urgent needs, but has also been carried away by the market. Namely, some have welcomed refugees who could not find a place to live, others have turned into recreational spaces, luxury hotels, or have rented to Norway or Belgium, countries that dealt with prison overcrowding. They transferred some of their prisoners to empty Dutch prisons to serve their sentence there.

Different is the fate of the Bijlmerbajes prison, in Amsterdam. It closed in 2016, but is expected to become a residential area with 1,350 homes. Its huge towers, once used to monitor inmates in the courtyard, will be transformed into student residences. The construction company ensures that 98% of the material of the penitentiary center will be reused.

Source: www.freepopulation.com

chiagozien:
Our people are learning so many bad things from yorubas.our people are not involved in crimes until they start associating with yorubas.

That is why i want our elders to ban yorubas from marry our ladies,and any igbo man that marry a
yoruba lady should be declare osu.

You are one of those that give bad names to your tribe. As I am speaking, your tribe is very ashamed of you and your name. You are not worthy of your name.

mhd5757:
Are you sure she's transgender? I swear if nobody tells me I will never know until I feel the dryness of her vagina because transgenders usually have got dry vagina. But Damnn! She's so hot!! Like really hot!

Bros, you don sample them before?

When a cute guy gets to know that she is a transgender from afar will run hiding his third leg between his thighs.

When a cute guy who wants to woo her gets to know that she is a transgender will run hiding his third leg between his thighs.

This man deserves a real punishment on his face to disfigure him too. He is really possessed.

The third picture of his battered wife is very pathetic.

By their fruits, we shall know them. The mouths of Politicians are very sweet, when they accomplish their mission, they start to talk in backward parables.