Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,170,781 members, 7,879,395 topics. Date: Wednesday, 03 July 2024 at 05:26 PM |
Nairaland Forum / Peterobitinubu's Profile / Peterobitinubu's Posts
Romance / See Fallen Boobs by peterobitinubu: 2:38pm On Jul 03, 2023 |
1 Like
|
Phones / Re: Twitter Limits The Number Of Posts Users Can Read Per Day by peterobitinubu: 5:05am On Jul 02, 2023 |
Judolisco: |
Romance / Re: 12 Things You Must Know Before Getting Married. • by peterobitinubu: 1:01pm On Jun 28, 2023 |
Lady97:rest |
Programming / Re: I Need A Good Programmer Who's Experienced In Building Ecommerce Website by peterobitinubu: 6:51pm On Jun 25, 2023 |
Hi mind1225: Y suffering urself to build ecommerce wen there is already made ecommerce |
Programming / Omo I Think This Is not Real At All by peterobitinubu: 6:18pm On Jun 25, 2023 |
Omo i think this is not real at all Photo below 1 Like
|
Romance / 12 Things You Must Know Before Getting Married. • by peterobitinubu: 11:12pm On Jun 22, 2023 |
12 things You Must Know Before Getting Married. • • 1. No matter how posh your spouse is, just remember that one day, they'll use the toilet and may not remember to flush it well. Yes you'll see his/her faeces. Does that sound nice? 2. As much as you both will smell nice to occasions with glamourous apparels, sometimes you'd wake up to their bad breaths and body odour! They won't always smell nice. 3. Your wife during dating wore her best panties. In marriage, you might see more of torn panties, and shame won't even catch her. Be ready, that your hubby who changed boxer everyday during dating days might be wearing one for a week in marriage. 4. For men with blown egos, one day your wife will challenge, beat her hand to her chest, and you won't do anything. Lol. Ntor! 5. Some days you'd fight with your spouse all through the day, but you'll be forced to apologise even when you're not at fault because you'll be Hot at night and can't just hold it. Konji will humble your ego. 6. Your seraphic and sanctimonious spouse who you hardly saw any fault in, after honeymoon might be the most annoying thing ever. E dey clear for eyes sometimes. lol 7. As a man who's all passionate about sex now, you can't wait to marry. A time will come in marriage, she'd walk around naked and your stuff down there won't even erect. “Young woman abeg let me rest I'm tired..” 8. Your wife will provoke you and you'd reject food, thinking she'd beg, and she'd just walk away and go to bed. Las las, you'll hide and go and eat. That's what we call trimming your ego. *Holds laugh* 9. Your spouse might love you, but you'll have to deal with the reality that there might be one of your siblings they won't really like sha. 10. There might be times you'll wake up and feel like, “how did I even marry this person”. You'll feel like you just want to be, not because they necessarily did anything wrong o. But guess what? No exit door. 11. Be ready, what used to trip you about your spouse might wane with time. Marriage comes with a lot of rediscovery and plethora of phases. 12. When you have kids, sometimes you'll just be tired. You'll feel like taking a break from parenting. As in, you'll just want to throw them into your neighbor's house. But no escape for you. They are products of your orgasm. (Jara) At some point, you'll be feeling your spouse is the most amazing person in the world till you meet someone else who is 200% better than them. Marriage isn't about having the best, but building your best. So are you ready mentally and emotionally? Your marriage is what you make it to be. Enjoy your home. 20 Likes 2 Shares |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Tells West 'go To Hell' In The Wake Of Nuclear Weapons Transfer To Belarus by peterobitinubu: 8:44am On Jun 20, 2023 |
Righteousness2: Try dey shutupp |
Education / Http://www.onlyschoolgist.com/ by peterobitinubu: 9:31pm On Jun 04, 2023 |
Nairaland / General / Who Knows Where I Can Get All The Complete Universities In Nigeria? by peterobitinubu: 5:46pm On May 07, 2023 |
Who knows where I can get all the complete universities in Nigeria? I know of www.nuc.edu.ng for universities. What about polytechnics and colleges? Pls helppppppp me |
Romance / Re: Which One Is The Sweetest? (pix) by peterobitinubu: 5:31pm On May 07, 2023 |
;Dall |
Education / Who Knows Where I Can Get All The Complete Universities In Nigeria? by peterobitinubu: 5:23pm On May 07, 2023 |
Who knows where I can get all the complete universities in Nigeria? I know of www.nuc.edu.ng for universities. What about polytechnics and colleges? |
Politics / BREAKING: Peter Obi Sues Peoples Gazette Over Fake Audio Leak by peterobitinubu: 1:02am On Apr 06, 2023 |
BREAKING: Peter Obi Sues Peoples Gazette Over Fake Audio Leak In a statement on Wednesday, the LP Presidential Candidate said: “Let me reiterate that the audio call being circulated is fake, and at no time throughout the campaign and now did I ever say, think, or even imply that the 2023 election is, or was a religious war. The attempts to manipulate Nigerians is very sad and wicked. Our legal team have been instructed to take appropriate legal actions against Peoples Gazette and others.” See More...
|
Education / Re: UNIBEN Student Murdered Inside Hall 3 (Caution: Graphic Pic) by peterobitinubu: 3:14am On Apr 04, 2023 |
Galaxyitems: Cool check out this classified ads website HERE. |
Religion / Enemies Of Marriage by peterobitinubu: 7:36pm On Apr 01, 2023 |
Enemies of Marriage Criticism contempt Unforgiveness Alcohol abuse Gambling Inappropriate opposite-sex friendships Impulsivity Insecurity Jealousy Drug abuse Over commitment to work and hobbies Disrespect Uncontrolled emotions Selfishness Pride Pornography addiction Defensiveness Unresolved conflict Divisive friends Unfaithfulness Insatiable sex Poverty Violence Every marriage has a price to pay, which is to declare a war on all enemies of marriage. Inability to fight enemies of marriage causes divorce. See More... |
Politics / The Movement That Will Never Die!!! Obidient Bread by peterobitinubu: 11:15am On Mar 31, 2023 |
1 Share
|
Religion / Secrets Of Long Lasting Marriage Life. by peterobitinubu: 10:09am On Mar 31, 2023 |
FOR THE MEN:🧔🧔 💞Never spend a week without giving her a gift. 💞Don't be dictator over her, always let her choose what she likes. 💞As a man never shout at her talkless of insulting her. 💞Ask her to give you an advice about some of your daily activities even if you can't work with it. 💞Always play with her and let her win you. 💞Ask her to stay idle and do the house work once in a while. 💞Always thank her for the little things she does. E.g food, glass of water etc. 💞Never let a day past without kissing her. 💞Ask her about her parents or relatives occasionally. 💞Let her know how you feel about her. And the parts of her body that you can't resist. 💞Always treat her like a baby or someone who needs care. FOR THE WOMEN :🧕🧕 💞Don't ever argue with him even if he is wrong. Keep quiet and show him the truth later, you can do that on bed for more effective result. 💞Always ask about his suggestion in what you are about to do. 💞Never let him ask for food or drink. Give it to him even if he doesn't ask for it. 💞Always respect him. 💞When he is sitting doing nothing, come and sit on his lap like a baby and start behaving childishly. 💞Surprise him with his favourite perfume on the bed sheet. 💞Pray for him Always before he goes out and ask him to take good care of his self. - 💞Let him feel like a king, he will treat you like a queen. May we all be granted pious spouses who will be the coolness of of our eyes and who will lead us to paradise. 🤲 See More... |
Religion / Stop Falling In Love With Everyone That Treats You Nicely. by peterobitinubu: 8:26am On Mar 31, 2023 |
STOP FALLING IN LOVE WITH EVERYONE THAT TREATS YOU NICELY. Have a priority checklist. One major issue I have with women of this generation is the fact that they just fall in love without a checklist. But I wish you had a checklist because no failed relationship had no sign from the beginning. Most times we argue with the facts within us and try to conquer our doubt just to accept a man that should have been checked out a long time ago. Stop falling in love with everyone that treats you nicely. WHO IS A REAL MAN I should fall in love with? 🚩A real man won't date the most beautiful girl in the world, he'll date the girl that makes his world beautiful. 🚩A real man loves his fiancé/wife with all his heart. He isn't afraid to point to his fiancé/wife in front of his friends and say, That's my baby. 🚩A real man can't stand seeing his woman hurt. He's careful with his decisions and actions, so he never has to be responsible for her pain. 🚩A real man can't fix all of your problems, but he can promise you that you won't have to face them alone. 🚩A real man will want you to shine. He wants you to be your amazing self. A good man loves to show off his happy, intelligent, amazing, and powerful woman. 🚩Real men stay faithful. They don't have time to look for another woman because they're too busy looking for new ways to love their fiancé/wife. 🚩Real men don't tell lies, they only lie to their fiancé’s/wives when they want to surprise them with something wonderful. 🚩A real man never stops trying to show a girl how much she means to him, even after he's got her. 🚩The real power of a man is in the size of the smile of the woman sitting next to him. So, being a good man is not an exam or a qualification, it changes, and it incorporates being a good friend, a good fiancé,a good father, a good husband, and a good boss all to one woman. It is not what he has, or even what he does which expresses the worth of a man, but what he is. Being a ‘good man’ is something you do. A real man doesn’t have to be dominant towards a woman. He doesn’t match his strength, against a woman weak with love for him. He matches it against the world. 🚩Don't be deceived, there are good men out there. There are guys who have their priorities straight, who take care of their kids, respect their wives and honour their parents. 🚩A man may conquer a million men in battle but one who conquers himself is, indeed, the greatest of conquerors. Until you kill your flesh and take responsibility, you ain't a man yet. Nothing deters a good man from doing what is honourable. STOP FALLING IN LOVE WITH EVERYONE THAT TREATS YOU NICELY. Have a priority checklist. There are two questions a woman must ask herself: The first is ‘Where am I going?’ and the second is ‘Who will go with me?’ If you ever get these questions in the wrong order you are in trouble. See More... |
Religion / Ways Satan Attacks Christian Marriages by peterobitinubu: 12:01am On Mar 31, 2023 |
WAYS SATAN ATTACKS CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES *Neglect* – The same couple that spent all their dating time together grows apart after the wedding day. The neglect is usually subtle, though which is the way the enemy often works. *Sin* – We can’t get around this one. Regardless of what the sin is, disobedience that weakens one’s relationship with God also weakens our relationship with our spouse. *Blame* – That’s what Adam did in the Garden, and what we often do. When it’s not my fault, I don’t have to worry about changing. My spouse does. *Selfishness* – Too often, couples commit themselves to one another until "death does us part" during the wedding ceremony, but then live as if the other doesn’t exist. *Secrets* – Anytime we’re hiding anything – especially from our spouse – the enemy’s winning in some way. Honesty breaks the enemy’s strongholds. *Anger* – Many of us have lived this experience. Uncontrolled, unleashed anger can destroy the bond between husband and wife. *Prayerlessness* – A couple that does not pray together misses an opportunity to strengthen their marriage. In fact, their prayerlessness says they can handle marriage without God’s help. *Pornography* – Increasingly, both males and females struggle with this sin that reduces human beings to an image and implies that our spouses aren't good enough for us. *Financial fights* – That happens especially when we live for wealth and security, most often doing so at the expense of spending quality and quantity time with our spouse. *Offspring trouble* – From Genesis 4 (Cain’s killing Abel), the enemy has attacked our children. Too often, their struggles result in conflict between mom and dad. *Adultery* – As Satan often does, he magnifies the temporary pleasure of sin over the devastating long-term effects of crossing that line. Families then pay the price for our bad choices. *Divorce* – Even with the exception clauses of Matthew 19, we cannot conclude that God ever delights in divorce. The enemy does. See More... |
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 41 |