nairalanda1, this thread is about BANNING BOTS... helinues and the other riff raffs here can continue to constitute a nuisance here for all I care since the mods are obviously OVERWHELMED.

I'm concerned about the bots. Or are you okay chatting with an obvious Bot on this forum?

Left to me, I would introduce a BLOCK button. When you are tired of reading from an idiotic poster, you block the moniker and move on.

If it was so, would I come here to complain about bots Think about it?

NB: I hope you know what mean by bots are computer programs or codes. There are no real humans behind such posts.

nairalanda1:


Oga, i think it is time you stopped posting these kind of trolling posts.

Seems like all you want to do is annoy those who politically disagree with you. When they respond in kind or start trolling you in return, you will run and cry to the mods, and to seun.

In a way, you are bringing down the abuse on yourself.

At some point, you got to think before you post. If it won't be beneficial to all, then better stopit.

You complain of others attacking you, yet you do the things that attract such attacks, including the likes of Mr canceller of old, and so forth.

Time to calm down.

(Am sure you will say eish, or tor, but anyway, we have tried).

Ignore the moronic nitwit... he started the idiocy... we go follow am complete am. 😂 I'm on leave so I've got time to punk around 😂

helinues:


What's productive you doing on this thread?

How many hours have you spent on the back and forth.

Curiosity question

Thats exactly my point! You are the best person to go back and forth with discussing absolutely NOTHING! 😂... don't you understand? 😂

You started an idiotic thread... I'm helping you making it a success at its intended idiocy na... why you dey vex?

This back and forth go reach 50 pages and e go be pure gibberish. 😂

helinues:


Who asked questions first?

Have you answered mine before having expectations of me answering yours?

Who is jobless enough of to answer your questions? This nigga plays too much and seriously thinks he's sane enough to be taken seriously 😂 😂

Helinues, seriously ehh.. instead of engaging you on ANYTHING except insulting the living daylights out of you ( which is what you bloody deserve) , I'd rather waste my time on xvideos. 😂

Hehehehehe:
Phantom, you don hurt the fake old man emotions but he deserves no pity, see him bleeding and smiling like a zombie

Abeg ignore the dolt... shebi na mods im don dey threaten to go call 😂

Very good.. this is his chance to nail these known idiots causing mayhem.

flyinnizam:
add yyba. I don't know who gave birth to that one

😂 😂.. I think that's another handle for yarimo..

These are not bots but humans that behave like bots...
Yarimo,yyba, Cyprus IV, helinues, T9ksy....
These are all humans but I classify them as vermin , the dregs of this forum.

If nairaland was lagos, these folks would be like pigs reared in a pigsty in the ghetto part of ajegunle or mushin. .. the cream of the crop of low lives.

IseyinIsese:
I've told Seun to do away with Helinues if he wants nairaland to improve. That bot is the worst of them all.

Honestly, I'm beginning to ask if he isn't really one of these bots. The guy is here 247, contributes on every thread and constantly opens senseless ones.

He may actually be a bot programmed by an insane wizkid, high on colos. 🤔... very possible!

helinues:


That you said nonsense yesterday and go scott free don't mean you can continue.

Stay your lane or you might regret attacking me senselessly

I won't warn you again

😂... no be to run go report to the mods as usual? You open stupid threads, people reply you like the swine you are, then you cry to the mods. 🤦🏾‍♂️. E no pass like that abi e get another thing you wan do? 😂

Which brain wey you wan use give anybody woto woto? Those 2 brain cells in your head with half current?

Frankly, I'm baffled how you still manage to cross the road or wipe your own a.ss because the level at which you engage on this forum shows one who is grossly intellectually impaired or deficient.

Because I don't understand how you ignored your mannequin of a president you call your tribesman whose cluelessness has turned this country upside down in 15 months only to attack Peter Obi who you claim came 3rd in the contest. Its mind boggling! I don't understand the obsession with Peter Obi.

The only explanation is that you must be mentally deranged and that, my dear brother, is why I WEEP FOR YOUR DEAR PARENTS EVERYDAY...

If I was I your dad, I would be in deep regret for not allowing you trickle down my legs to end up as a brown smelly stain on the bedsheet as collecting and disposing of you with a condom would have been fate too honourable for you. 🤔

Mods, please do the needful.. thanks!!!

Seun, when I joined nairaland on the 27th of September 2005, a few months after you started it, my hope with a few others like Jakumo who joined on the same day that I did was that we had finally found a truly national or Nigerian forum where people of like minds regardless of tribe could come together and interact.

At that time, the quality of posters was top notch! We had really cerebral folks one was excited to engage with. Even our tribal disagreements then were based on reason, facts and objectivity. Very little emotion.

We had folks like dayokanu, jakumo,ibime,kobojunkie,Gettysburg,Bawomolo,texazpette,romeo etc... with other folks like afam4eva, naptu2 coming later... those days were fun!

Our conversations were real, rugged and raw... with intelligent takes flying all over the place.

Fast foward almost 20 years later, and things have changed.. nairaland has become a sorry sight with all sorts of bots, dregs, vermin, tribalistic and partisan lowlives swimming all over the place like maggots on a plate of spoiled beans.

The place has sadly become a cesspool. And this has led to the exit of many of this platforms brightest and sharpest minds.

Is it because of this dearth of solid members that you have allowed the use of bots to create a semblance of intelligent activity?

Some of us here had previously complained about bots like Chinkoalhaji and others , which you promptly dealt with OR SO WE THOUGHT because it appears there's a new squad of bots that have been unleashed OR did you simply change the name of the old bots?

For many of us "savvy" members, its easy to spot these bots. For many others , they simply cannot. One member simply referred to a comment from one of these bots as sarcasm as it was obvious the comment didn't make sense in response to the thread topic.

It is annoying, irritating and frankly disrespectful for real humans to engage with bots thinking they are doing so with humans. It's fraudulent and also has serious security implications for members and for you as the site owner if something goes horribly wrong as to affect human life stemming from such engagements.

The bots identified include BUT MAY NOT BE LIMITED TO

1.trutharena
2.tundegan
3.Shadomaan7
4. Salewa97
5.Anither563

I believe there are still others that are a bit more subtle but we will identify them.

Seun, please do the needful and get rid of these bots. It doesn't speak well of this platform at all that one comes on here to engage only to do so with a computer code programmed to leave comments with fake likes.

Cheers!

PS: nairalanders, its easy to spot these bots. They make silly, unconnected replies to the topic of the thread. Just watch and notice that their comments are "off" and don't make sense compared to the main topic.

Anytime you read a comment that looks like a joke, or sarcasm or a comment that just doesn't make sense compared to the topic of the thread, it is most likely from a BOT and not a real human being with a brain.

helinues:


Stop behaving like an uncultured kid.

Have some respect

But between me and you, I'm the one showing them respect by enquiring about their welfare.

You disrespect them and the upbringing they gave you by the idiocy you shower us with here DAILY. They have you to thank for that.

I repeat, your parents deserve an award! Watching your horror movie of a life right before them must be UNBEARABLE! 😢

helinues:


Wailing, insult, nagging that's all you in particular know

Too shameful

If your parents are still alive and watching the horror movie your life has become, then they are the most courageous couple alive. 😲

If I had a child like you, what am I living for? Seriously! Na to jus off myself remain.

I can't watch myself give birth to hopes and dreams only to watch them turn to nightmares infront of me. I no fit... guy, your parents truly deserve an award! 🤦🏾‍♂️

😂 😂.. thats why they hold onto Lagos, a former FCT like their life depends on it..
..even one riff raff typing with his 2G tecno phone and 50MB glo data from Ogbomosho will claim lagos. 😂


Remove lagos, and the south west is a shithole ... a cesspit of UNQUANTIFIABLE proportions! 🤦🏾‍♂️

PS: To be fair to Ibadan, the city is much larger than what you think it is. We can't limit ibadan to just that street in the picture. A lot has changed in IB.

Ibadan is not called largest city for "mouth" o 😂... that city is freaking massive!

😂 😂 .. this life ehh...its easy to distill it all down to politics BUT its much more than that.. It betrays the fact that the best of us are being led by the worst of us.. by riff raffs and low lives.. by men who have absolutely NO INTEGRITY, PRINCIPLES or IDEOLOGY. 🤔

It may seem funny but to me this hypocrisy, this irony is pure TRAGICOMEDY!

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helinues:


When you are done crying, let's know

😂 😂 😂... 12.03am..... if no one is online.. helinues is online 😂 😂... that's how you managed to rack up 1 year 2 months of mileage on your account in just 10 years... 😂 😂..

My advise? Put up your CV ( if you have any at all which I seriously doubt) on this forum, ask the mods to make it a sticky thread in the careers section so those who can help you can help you.

I really feel for you my man. Let's help you. Post your CV. Help will most definitely come.

Are you going to keep being a nuisance here till you are 50 years +? 😂 😂

Okay, enough bullying for the night. I'm off to bed. But think about it bruv. Cheers 😉

helinues:


Stop blackmailing others cheaply.

Matured guys don't engage in petty discussions .

And stop telling us about your life's story, it's none of our business

Nigga, get a freaking life!.. if I was living your life, dem for don disown me tey tey... kai..

Last to leave nairaland everyday... First to get in... come on man.. GET A LIFE!

I'm not bullying you o! Seriously I'm concerned... is your OFFLINE life such a failure that your ONLINE life is more exciting to you? Really, you must be a failure OFFLINE!

you contribute on every damn thread and open silly ones.. is it not tiring

I remember you opening a thread sometime ago telling the house HOW YOU SPENT THE LONGEST NAIRALAND BAN YOU EVER HAD.. and I was like WTF?? Is this guy agent Smith of the matrix Are you a freaking computer code? 😂 😂

helinues:


You problem not mine.

Una don turn to monitoring spirit on this forum as the idleness is becoming unbearable

No really, do you ever think about it? Does it not bother you? You are here 247 ... your mates are busy with their lives... raising families with good jobs.

You should be in your 30s or at the least late 20s... if you had a job and a family you won't be here all the time typing trash so you are either 1. JOBLESS or 2. YOU ACTUALLY GET PAID PEANUTS for being a troll here. .. my bet is still on number 1...

For how long will you do this? Really.. think about it. I got married at 28.

By now you should be settled. O boy, seriously , think of your life.. this is really embarrassing.

I wonder how your parents feel.. they must really be disappointed.

helinues:


Cry oo, wail oo, nag oo

Na I dun care we dey for here

The data bully dem

Seriously, you have a 10 year old nairaland account and you've spent 1 year 2 months , a whooping 10% of that period ONLINE BEING A NUISANCE!

I have a 20 year old account and I've just spent under 6 months ONLINE

Are you this jobless?? Really?? How old are you If you can't get a job, why not start a business... if you have issues with raising funds, open a fkin GOFUNDME account.... let's crowdfund for you... this is becoming embarrassing!!!

helinues:
Fubara, the calamity governor who refused to face governance but being petty instead

Wike has been busy working on different projects in Abuja but Sim card wants to be blaming imaginary Wike for the unrest in Rivers state as if all the dissolved LG chairmen have relocated from the state.

Don't you have a job? Are you this useless? For real...

You were the same idiot asking what next after the elections had held because you were disappointed. Those of us who know you knew you were asking not to learn but to have your hope rekindled in a possible fubara loss in this political game.

You are nothing but vermin, sorry to say and I really pity your family. I don't understand how a grown man or woman like you can spend all day on nairaland defending the charlatan in aso rock and his failed party.

Are you paid for this nuisance you constitute here daily? If so, I wonder how much? 🤦🏾‍♂️

Wike's monuments are being erased gradually. That's what greed and megalomania get you. 🤦🏾‍♂️

The new chairman of obio akpor LG.. Ambassador Chijioke Ihunwo has renamed the secretariat from nyesom wike to obi wali House after armed thugs suspected to be loyal to the former governor invaded the secretariat shooting sporadically earlier in the day


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Meanwhile, the portharcourt city LGA chairman and some men have mounted guard at their secretariat to ward off any impending attacks.



A facebook post by the chairman Ezebunwo Ichemati, reads thus...


"MEN AT THE CITY GATE ( NIGHTWATCH)

With the recent trends across some of the LGAs Council Secretariat, we are not ignorant of the fact that some charlatans and enemies of Democracy are considering to try their luck.

However, let them know that we are here to give them a very warm welcome.

But I say this without fear nor favor, and in being true to my oath of office to DEFEND AND PROTECT the interest of Port Harcourt City, any agent of darkness that makes his or her way here, we will RESIST, SUBDUE, CHASE DOWN, and fish out every single one of you and your sponsors. We will go after your interest and ensure that adequate consequences are delivered.

But we will Welcome you first tonight.

#EverythingIsOnBoard"

Old video!! Verify before you post!

Rugged! NO GODFATHERISM IN RIVERS STATE!!! We mean it! 💪

If you put body, if we catch you, anything you see, you take. We don't fk around here. 🤬

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Habbeyy:
This is supposed to be a dangerous and thoughtless act but average human being in rivers is a cultist so no fear . They like violence. I just don't know why I so much like Rivers state

Because we rugged! No cap! 😂

City wey dey host alpha marine.. mother deck of SVC

Afonja44:



Bible says the wiked shall know no rest

I believe you.. carry on! 😂

FatimaAbubakar:


Are you not ashamed of yourself? For the past one week, you have been moving from thread to thread disgracing yourself online. Ekperima.

Please Ignore the riff raff 😂

Uteghe:


Tinubu has stylishly abandoned Woke.

Exactly! 😂.. Tinubu don stylishly give am warning.. while begging Fubara NOT TO RETALIATE..

Its only fools who can't see and understand the power play going on. 😂

Kewtt:

You're the one wailing even after your illegal election

But you are the im.becile who keeps starting thread after thread and making post after post wailing endlessly like a baby that breast has been removed from his mouth 😂.. fkin idiot!

Fubara has retired your tin god! Deal with it!

Wike is gone! 10 years of oppression has ended in Rivers state! 😂 😎