smothly: May God forbid
If I don't have a hand bag I will rather be myself than for me to hire.......
Was I born with bag when I was been born to,NO.....
I belief in being myself
This me I dnt know other ladies ooooo

yuzedo: Well am leaving in Banana Island, so tell me how did spaeking good english help one to build mansion? Can Bill Gate spek english? Can Dangote speak englis? Can Andy Uba, Chris Uba or even Mike & Wale Adunega spek englis? No. But were all neibors in Banana Island, IKOYI. Seun dat can spek alllllll d englis for african is still squatting in his landlord hut in Otta with wild animal and nakeddd natives. Plis lemme ojare!

smile4kenn: I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost I would like to thank God for giving me this opportunity. Next, I would like to thank my girlfriend. She had been patience with me while I attempt to make the top comment. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next I would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that I need to get through the day to make the top comment. This is a special moment in my life and I would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people I will like to thank; Facebook, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on nairaland, my house because without it I would be homeless, and last but not least I would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the nairalanders out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the first comment is amazing, thank you everyone.

PAGAN 9JA:
[size=32pt]JESUS IS DEAD! JESUS IS DEAD!

CONTACT ME IF YOU NEED ADVICE TO RECONVERT TO TRADITIONAL RELIGION!

HURRY BEFORE ITS TOO LATE![/size]

kekakuz: I told her I want to marry her. She opened up and after banging I told her april fool. Well it came with a cost dou. Am still bleeding

50calibre: If I wanna have tinted glass, I will! i don't give a fu*k. If the hungry inept police men stop me, il bribe then simple.

Donalð Genes: Talking about one's individual experience in the hands of so-called Nigerian nightmare-travelling buses,I have got enough repertoire of most menacing and crasiest experiences am I the only one who likes boarding Peace mass transit buses?qosh!! Those buses are one heck of a bullshiiiiiiit,In retrospect,en route on my way from ibadan to port harcourt,can you believe that their rickety hell of a bus broke down four times along the way,i was so livid with anger deep within me,"oga driver,Do you know we fit bundle you and beat the living shit out of your life"so quipped some of the frustrated passengers"felt like strangling the driver that I had to reach ph in the death of the night 1.pm...can you imagine?

12 inches!:
If I were an employer and u come to my interview with anything less than a suit and you're a guy I will not employ u regardless of other ways u impress me. If you were a lady, I cn permit u not wearing a suit but u must wear a nice corporate blouse and skirt (preferably a skirt suit). The only time I'll permit anything short of a suit is for example during an interview where the interview venue is a construction site or other place where u might be required to show instantly your experience with a paticular technical equipment. I know I'll be a recruiter of labour one day and I have told u my opinion so beta take it serious. A word is enough for the wise.

Yomieluv: Its a lie,she wanna remove it cos of her fallout with her Ex-hubby,Goriola. Was she a pagan,when she drew it? Lame excuse for that. See her dark lips,like bag of charcoal. Smh.

tefund:


it looks like that guy is quilty

tefund:


it looks like that guy is quilty

Troll: [size=14pt] Shoot! I Thought I Made It!?
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Excuse My "Stupidity" I'm Just Expressing My "Daily Five Minutes Of Madness" As Suggested By My Psychiatrist Friend In The U.K

lapaz6410: i cant wait to experience the mood on nairaland after bf trashes u to kingdom come. for now go ahead and post pics of ur white european looking jesus. i doubt he gives a shit about ur black or bleached azsses