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@Op your post is so intelligent that MOST people are afraid to comment! Keep it up!!! Thank your stars you are already taken or else.... :-/ |
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Cheaters ![]() 4 Likes |
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smothly: With this type of ENGLISH they won't rent u the bag!!! 1 Like |
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Please what's the detailed address of the bakery in Benin? |
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Waiting for 'Top lies told by Guys of nowadays' 4 Likes |
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yuzedo: Well am leaving in Banana Island, so tell me how did spaeking good english help one to build mansion? Can Bill Gate spek english? Can Dangote speak englis? Can Andy Uba, Chris Uba or even Mike & Wale Adunega spek englis? No. But were all neibors in Banana Island, IKOYI. Seun dat can spek alllllll d englis for african is still squatting in his landlord hut in Otta with wild animal and nakeddd natives. You try!!! See your mouth like Banana!!!*rme* |
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smile4kenn: I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost I would like to thank God for giving me this opportunity. Next, I would like to thank my girlfriend. She had been patience with me while I attempt to make the top comment. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next I would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that I need to get through the day to make the top comment. This is a special moment in my life and I would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people I will like to thank; Facebook, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on nairaland, my house because without it I would be homeless, and last but not least I would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the nairalanders out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the first comment is amazing, thank you everyone. LWKM!!!! LMFAO!!! ROTFL!!! Guy u be real fool! ![]() 11 Likes |
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PAGAN 9JA: WHO IS ThIS PERSON ![]() 32 Likes |
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@op u really have to come home to establish it since its your dream. BTW I have some baking experience I could come join you ;-) I live in Warri 1 Like |
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kekakuz: I told her I want to marry her. She opened up and after banging I told her april fool. Well it came with a cost dou. Am still bleeding Like seriously?? Smh 1 Like |
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@op I think u just spoilt most guys 'show' 2 Likes |
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Huh? |
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50calibre: If I wanna have tinted glass, I will! i don't give a fu*k. If the hungry inept police men stop me, il bribe then simple. Bribe is what they want |
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It doesn't sound as genuine as the GIRLS own. WHO RUN THE WORLD!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Donalð Genes: Talking about one's individual experience in the hands of so-called Nigerian nightmare-travelling buses,I have got enough repertoire of most menacing and crasiest experiences am I the only one who likes boarding Peace mass transit buses?qosh!! Those buses are one heck of a bullshiiiiiiit,In retrospect,en route on my way from ibadan to port harcourt,can you believe that their rickety hell of a bus broke down four times along the way,i was so livid with anger deep within me,"oga driver,Do you know we fit bundle you and beat the living shit out of your life"so quipped some of the frustrated passengers"felt like strangling the driver that I had to reach ph in the death of the night 1.pm...can you imagine? Did u use all these grammar to intimidate the @op? 1 Like |
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12 inches!: Your last 2 lines in the sentence and your signature are very contradicting! |
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Yomieluv: Its a lie,she wanna remove it cos of her fallout with her Ex-hubby,Goriola. Was she a pagan,when she drew it? Lame excuse for that. See her dark lips,like bag of charcoal. Smh. LWKM ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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I can't stop Laughing ROTFLMAOO.. @op u take the matter personal! HOLLYWOOD ROCKS!!!! 2 Likes |
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FRIED PLANTAIN 'DODO' ![]() ![]() |
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It just shows Barca aint invisible. They CAN BE DEFEATED. Their reign of terror n fear is gradually slipping. That's LIFE for you 4 Likes |
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This is UnBELIEVABLE!!! |
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Religion was meant to be a GUIDLINE to living but unfortunately its now a bedrock to commit EVIL. We all need to change our mindset 1 Like |
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tefund: And is that why u quoted the whole thing ![]() |
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You can Run but can't hide forever. The truth will ALWAYS come out |
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Where is BILLYONAIRE when u need him the most!! |
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Troll: [size=14pt] Shoot! I Thought I Made It!? Are u sure its not more than 5minutes? #justAsking |
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The game is slow n dry |
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6pm Nigeria time?? This show should have come after the match as a celebratory one |
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lapaz6410: i cant wait to experience the mood on nairaland after bf trashes u to kingdom come. for now go ahead and post pics of ur white european looking jesus. i doubt he gives a shit about ur black or bleached azsses Trust me dude, u can't win this war alone. Just let it be! 1 Like |
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