bjcool100:
And what is this BS on eportal for God's sake

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9blast:
what happens after he z 70?

I start counting his age down.

dejii01:

Lol. Remixed by Deji Sheeran.

mikeczay:
am amused when a new girl comes in and starts feeling lyk sumtin cos guys day wine am. if u c me physically, na u go woo me. who u dey use monosyllabics 4? mtchew cathriney ko, katrina ni

I didn't want to say anything but I realised I have to. Bros, girls don finish for your area?

dejii01:


This comes to mind

♪ The people are talking, the people are saying
That you have been playing my heart like a grand piano ♪



♪ So play on, play on, play on
Play on, play on, play on
Play on, play on, play on ♪



Let's see who gives you breakfast in bed tomorrow

Would you believe them over me?
*singing* Baby, I'll be loving you till you're 70...

9blast:
to balance certain equations in my new theoretical approach to one lil problem like dat

What kind of line is this? Sounds like what Newton would say.

9blast:
u know what to do

About?

Catherineey:


PHgirl what course are u cmng in for?

Cadaver studies. Why does everyone ask that? Nice DP.

dejii01:




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9blast:
just like dat?? Money good o

Bros, na the way forward.

dejii01:


Nne, we have a deal

This will be a laughter filled union.

Aaeeshar:

Lol..... if anyone z gonna b d first wife it definitely can't b u coz u r not planning 2 get married till around 28 ryt? Btw....... "dre z love in sharing " this z one exception. replace dt aisha wv Babysmart or queenabby.... m sure they ll b glad 2 share

I wasn't here.

Aaeeshar:

Lol..... if anyone z gonna b d first wife it definitely can't b u coz u r not planning 2 get married till around 28 ryt? Btw....... "dre z love in sharing " this z one exception. replace dt aisha wv Babysmart or queenabby.... m sure they ll b glad 2 share

Money, I mean, love can make me change my mind.

dejii01:


33.333%

You can have the title of first wife just in case I become the president.

Fair bargain?

Lol. Do I look like Stella Obasanjo? 95% for me, Dazzle and Aisha can share the remaining 5%. I'm down for the first wife thing if you become president. And I promise, no PEJ-like speeches. Deal?

dejii01:


There's love in sharing

God, you're a clown. What % of love will I receive?

9blast:
ugh...cmon

How much are we talking about?

9blast:
that makes 2 of us...something tells me u'd be perfect for me *winks*

I also didn't say I was interested, sharing or no sharing.

9blast:
goodluck adding her to the list...cos she don break my plastic heart by deactivating

Her present suitor should be able to afford alteco super glue.

dejii01:


Oh my, oh my! You want to be among the trio?

*wipes tears of joy*

Let's make Nigeria great again.

I don't share.

9blast:
eh ehm...strike out dazzlemee first

She is wife no 1. That's mission impossible.

dejii01:


Hmmmmm, lemme see.

7 years from now, I'll be planning on starting my one Nigeria family. 3 wives! One Hausa, One Yoruba and One Igbo

That's easy. Dazzlemee, Aeeshar and Mizkels.

dazzlemee:


Okay

I wish you success in your quest.

Aaeeshar:

bae..... u r not alone. I hope to either b married or about to by then. W@ else is there 2 wait for..... a 500k job, nahhhh

Hmm. You don't think that a 500k job (per month) is worth waiting for Never mind. Thinking out loud.

dazzlemee:


Um whats wrong with my statement

Nothing. Nothing at all. I hadn't taken my time to digest it well before I said, or typed, that.

dazzlemee:


Lol yes na.. Im almost 17 which means in seven years time I ll be 24

Um... Okay. You sound like you're the only female in your family.

dazzlemee:
In seven years time I see myself serving (if im going for a medical degree) or working and getting ready to settle down or already married by GOD'S grace

Do you really mean that

Timmytimmy:


Hmmm...that signature

What course did you say you were in for again?

Sherlock?

9blast:
tell me you want that too...its medicinal trust me

I don't want to find myself in the toilet.