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Romance / Re: 7 Types Of Guys You Meet In The Police Cell. by phlio(m): 1:00pm On May 16, 2015
Luedave:
[size=8pt][/size] wow nice to hear. Like dis page for info http:// fb. com/h2iofficial ... So hows it going.!?
weldone
Romance / Re: 7 Types Of Guys You Meet In The Police Cell. by phlio(m): 12:28pm On May 16, 2015
diddydiva:
how many days did you spend in cell to know this.
my sister 7 days for cell 9days for hospital
Romance / Re: 7 Types Of Guys You Meet In The Police Cell. by phlio(m): 12:27pm On May 16, 2015
Rexhenrex:
if i add anything now people go think say i don go jail before...so i comment my reservegrin



am finally back
say ur mind
Romance / Re: 7 Types Of Guys You Meet In The Police Cell. by phlio(m): 12:26pm On May 16, 2015
Luedave:
demon don enter u finish ... U dey vigil nd u dey write epistle. Smh
am also into helping hands
Romance / Re: 7 Types Of Guys You Meet In The Police Cell. by phlio(m): 12:25pm On May 16, 2015
Luedave:
demon don enter u finish ... U dey vigil nd u dey write epistle. Smh
demons were once angels
Romance / Re: Please House Which Spouse Would You Prefer? by phlio(m): 12:22pm On May 16, 2015
will prefer my gal friend
Romance / Re: 7 Types Of Guys You Meet In The Police Cell. by phlio(m): 12:12pm On May 16, 2015
DrAify:
Op,you ex-con
nooo nah mistake of identity
Romance / Re: 7 Types Of Guys You Meet In The Police Cell. by phlio(m): 2:26am On May 16, 2015
Luedave:
i wudnt talk. May u have a blessed nightmare
am in a night vigil
Romance / Re: 7 Types Of Guys You Meet In The Police Cell. by phlio(m): 2:07am On May 16, 2015
Luedave:
Omo i neva read bible today, na dis jargons i go dey read
hypocrite
Romance / Re: 7 Types Of Guys You Meet In The Police Cell. by phlio(m): 1:35am On May 16, 2015
Florblu:
Talking from experience shey? undecided Which one do u belong to?
the innocent but smart
Romance / Re: 7 Types Of Guys You Meet In The Police Cell. by phlio(m): 1:34am On May 16, 2015
henribj:
lol... OP your post on point.
lol....thanks baba
Romance / 7 Types Of Guys You Meet In The Police Cell. by phlio(m): 1:04am On May 16, 2015
Good to be back guys being away for some weeks now will like to share my experience.I was arrested for unjustly let leave that story for another day...


The president....this is the first guy you will be introduce to his major purpose is to ask you what bring you to the cell.God bless you you say its a set up....devil go follow you beg.


big boys ...... these are the president
supporters they eat before you do.they only obey the last order they sleep on the same mat with the president.how to join them tell them you are a cultist God bless you go lie.Toilet will be your refuge.

The Abokis....these are the Hausas who doesn't know the reason why they are in the cell.but they enjoy the comfort of the place better than their shop.in as much they eat,drink and pray then no problem.

Daddy's boy....these ones are the funniest at any little thing tears flows like river they bribe their way in the cell by promising the president heaven on earth.they often call them president kids.they don't spend up to two days before they are being bail out.

The fathers ...abeg not all fathers are daddys these men are so troublesome they tell what they did and how they landed in cell,they say it with pride.one of them told me he raped his 13yrs old neighbors daughter because of her big boobs,he can't wait to do it again.


The police boys....these guys nah the sharp guys for the cell.they keep their money with the police and demand for anything drink food cigarette etc.police respect them pass IG


The pastors and imam...you understand their work...the funniest thing about these guys is that nah their sin strong pass.they come to cell to form holy holy in other not to be touched by the president and his children.morning devotion and nignt prayer ehn ehn....


The innocent...... these set of people are the innocent guys whose parent doen't know their whereabout the only hope they have is to beg someone who just regained is freedom to either call or go to his house to tell his parents.these are the gentle guys in the cell.



I was arrested for looking alike with a thief who stolen a dvd,the owner of the DVD traveled only to return after 7days to tell them am not the criminal...after being appointed the president of the cell.





add yours

philo
Family / Re: Look At This Woman's Freezer, A MUST SEE!!! by phlio(m): 8:37pm On May 13, 2015
this remind me of my step mom....lol...
Romance / Re: Rich Or Famous Spouse by phlio(m): 1:02pm On May 11, 2015
bro none of the above..
Romance / Re: Photos: Some Funny And Interesting Facts About Men Vs Women. by phlio(m): 12:59pm On May 11, 2015
so true
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Word Of Encouragement by phlio(m): 10:55pm On Apr 14, 2015
danielayodele16:
Thanks, I hear
thanks sir thank u sir
Jobs/Vacancies / Word Of Encouragement by phlio(m): 10:30pm On Apr 14, 2015
If it will take God to destroy our 'paintings' to
save us from impending dangers, so be it. Read
and be blessed

Once upon a time, a well known painter was
finishing his painting. It's an incredibly beautiful
painting to be shown during Princess Diana's
marriage.
The painter was consumed by and excited with his
own painting that he unconsciously took a few step
backward while admiring the 2 x 8 m painting. He
didn't look back when he walked backward. He kept
on walking backward until it was a step away from
the edge of the tall building. Just one more step
backward and he could get himself killed.
A man saw what the painter was doing and was
about to shout at him to warn him when he realized
that his shout might have surprised the painter
and thus made him incidentally took one step
backward and fell down. The man then took a brush
and paint and began to paint on the beautiful
painting until it was completely damaged.
Upon realizing what's happened to his painting the
painter got very angry and moved forward to hit
the man. However, some other people who were also
present at the vicinity held him and showed him his
last position which almost made him fall.
Sometimes we have painted our future with such
beauty and dreamed of beautiful days we will
spend with our loved one. But then God seemed to
destroy our beautiful painting when He sees what
danger lies ahead of us.

Sometimes we are angry and annoyed by what God
has done to us, or we get angry to our superior in
our workplace. But one thing we have to keep in
our mind: God provides only the best for us, His
children. Always remember that God’s ways are
higher than that of man. He knows it all and will
take you to the place called THERE even if it
temporarily gives you some discomfort. Hold on and
trust Him to lead the way. The Lord bless you BIG.





philo

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Romance / Re: She Stole For Him by phlio(m): 4:22pm On Apr 13, 2015
sameer1212:
Eleyi gidid gan. Well, your friend should persuade her gently to return the money and let know that he really appreciate her efforts for try to make things good for him. He should let her know that taking something away from her parents with out their permission is not good. @ops, the girl really love this your friend o, I hope he loves her too because guys some times they fall hand o. Cheers!
I know dem well my friend nah serious guy
Romance / Re: She Stole For Him by phlio(m): 4:21pm On Apr 13, 2015
williamspaul22:
Collect it nd wen her parents found out, u will go to jail. So choose my man, but I prefer u take it go to jail afterwards grin
hmmm good bad advice
Romance / Re: She Stole For Him by phlio(m): 4:20pm On Apr 13, 2015
alberto2k:
hiohiohiohiohio grin

Some girls can mumu grin grin grin

And some guys can sabi play with sango grin grin grin
lol...any advice
Romance / Re: She Stole For Him by phlio(m): 4:19pm On Apr 13, 2015
ghost1718:
pls were can i fine that kind of girl grin grin grin i need to deposit my heart to her and collect the money grin grin grin
na advice he need
Romance / She Stole For Him by phlio(m): 3:20pm On Apr 13, 2015
abeg b4 una go start this is not me........nah my good friend o


A friend of mine told me this yesterday his gf actually stole her parents money to finance his business idea 500k his scared if he should collect it.tho they are both in love but my friend is scared....I told him as a friend not to accept the french gift cos it can't take him anywhere in life.

so guys. what do think am his only trusted friend.
Politics / Re: We Were Forced To Rig In Favour Of APC - INEC Official by phlio(m): 3:12pm On Apr 13, 2015
and u were forced to say this by PDP

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Politics / Re: What Is The Husband Of A Female Governor Called by phlio(m): 7:15pm On Apr 12, 2015
itproman:



First Guy grin grin grin grin grin grin
if I hear
Politics / Re: What Is The Husband Of A Female Governor Called by phlio(m): 6:47pm On Apr 12, 2015
Acekidc4:


Says Who
She is already confirmed as the Winner Na!!
leave the guy make him deh dream

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Politics / What Is The Husband Of A Female Governor Called by phlio(m): 6:41pm On Apr 12, 2015
since we have a female governor what is the husband gonna be called?
first man?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: QPR Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 12th April 2015 by phlio(m): 3:19pm On Apr 12, 2015
my ticket done enter first in history I chop merry bet......... hahahahahahhahahah thank God........300k thank u Chelsea...... I love man u most
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: QPR Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 12th April 2015 by phlio(m): 3:18pm On Apr 12, 2015
my ticket done enter first in history I chop merry bet......... hahahahahahhahahah thank God........300k

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: QPR Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 12th April 2015 by phlio(m): 3:06pm On Apr 12, 2015
tonyx4x44:



Ha... We whe wan carry league nko?
lol
Religion / Re: How Many Times Do You Take Offering In Your Church? by phlio(m): 3:05pm On Apr 12, 2015
Cutehector:
badbelle go and sitdown and learn.
learn from what?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: QPR Vs Chelsea (0 - 1) On 12th April 2015 by phlio(m): 3:05pm On Apr 12, 2015
Segadem:
I will help u in prayer,but how much is my share.
lol....anything u want
Religion / Re: How Many Times Do You Take Offering In Your Church? by phlio(m): 2:25pm On Apr 12, 2015
Cutehector:
I hav a soft spot for ladies wit cute eyes. Help me by reducin d intensity of it.
is that how to toast? God will not give u do

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