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Music/Radio / Music Is Life Especially When You Are Hurt Or Down. by Phonescreens(m): 7:56pm On Feb 05, 2020
Please help me where can I get nonstop blues, oldschool blues
Where can I download lots of blues instrumental
Jokes Etc / Compound Runs by Phonescreens(m): 7:23pm On Feb 05, 2020
How did you handle your compound runs
How did it end
Are you still on it?
Do you want to stop?
Do you know compound runs will make you ignore beautiful girls and better boys outside?
Have you ever been caught by your parents?

Please I want to know!!!!!
Romance / Re: How Do I Break Up With Her? by Phonescreens(m): 3:21pm On Feb 05, 2020
victorian:












As in, they don't.

They feel it's fun, fucvkin and dumping women at will.

Some guys are suffering seriously today coz of accumulated curses and they don't know. They've forgotten how many hearts they've toyed with.

I tasted what real poverty was all about when I made huge mistakes in my past dating. I never knew my exes I dated were cursed. Come. And see me falling from high up there to ground below. It was when I went for deliverance sessions, my former pastor said I got myself mixed with guys who their exes have curses never to succeed in life and any lady they happen to date will taste out of the curses. Before I used to date broke and struggling guys, but they ended up dragging me down wit them.

God forbid I date a broke guy again or guy who has nothing going for him. God forbid!
To even have sex sef or fling with any guy dey fear me like mad. cheesy

I'm not ready to be poor again. Lai lai!! Never again.

You never see anything.!!!
Romance / Re: How Do I Break Up With Her? by Phonescreens(m): 5:26am On Feb 05, 2020
MissGodOwn:

What are you learning?
How to break the heart of someone who sincerely loves u.
It's your type that goes about saying all ladies are hoes, ladies are bitches later on.

So I should pretend of loving her why I don't feel anything for her abi?
Romance / Re: How Do I Break Up With Her? by Phonescreens(m): 9:26am On Feb 04, 2020
davillian:
When get close to a woman with the intention of smashing
And you noticed she is already madly in love with you
Then you should let her go

Not all fish you should eat.

Bro the did is done am looking an advice
Jokes Etc / I Need A Wicked Girl. by Phonescreens(m): 7:18am On Feb 04, 2020
I need a girl that will deal with me on bed.
a girl that will rape me morning and night.
a girl that will beat me, slap me if we are having sex.
a girl that will always and forcefully put her p****y in my mouth to lick.
a girl that will breastfeed me with anger in her.
a girl that will ask me to put my hand in her anus and smell it.
a girl that will always beat me, a girl that will warn me not to cum when it's time for me to cum.
a girl that will make run out of my room and be shouting for help if she is handling me.

Please where can I find that kind
Phones / Re: Whatsapp Dark Mode Or Theme. by Phonescreens(m): 7:07am On Feb 04, 2020
[quote author=kingxsamz post=86356470]

https://www.nairaland.com/5654785/dark-mode-whatsapp#86182222


Click the link, it'll direct you to a thread where someone posted a link to download the WhatsApp beta dark mode.
It works, and you won't lose anything or have to delete your WhatsApp to install.

Thanks bro it worked like craze
Romance / Re: How Do I Break Up With Her? by Phonescreens(m): 9:09pm On Feb 03, 2020
totosucker:
Una no go kill me with laughter. Oga, tell the girl say you get HIV or one sexually transmitted disease, she go run with the speed of light

Thanks bro that's exactly what I will do.
Romance / Re: How Do I Break Up With Her? by Phonescreens(m): 9:08pm On Feb 03, 2020
Peemonny:
Idiot God will punish you, u just want to taste her? I pray u get her pregnant and marry her by force

May God punish you.
What did you expect me to do?
Phones / Re: Whatsapp Dark Mode Or Theme. by Phonescreens(m): 9:06pm On Feb 03, 2020
Alfred234:

Version 2.20.16

Where do I find that version I guess is not on play store.
Romance / Re: How Do I Break Up With Her? by Phonescreens(m): 8:16pm On Feb 03, 2020
Julius223:



Unfortunately you meet the right partner after banging her then trying to draw back but shen
She value your sexual moment that no man could give her .
You become her intimacy gadget from the first day you hit harder than another man � .
No need to run stay and finish what you start ����

shocked shocked
Phones / Re: Whatsapp Dark Mode Or Theme. by Phonescreens(m): 8:09pm On Feb 03, 2020
Alfred234:

Go to settings on your WhatsApp then under chats you'll see Theme, change it to Dark.

There is nothing like that bro.
What version are you using?
20.20.11?

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Romance / Re: How Do I Break Up With Her? by Phonescreens(m): 6:50pm On Feb 03, 2020
Reichel99:
Are u not a brostitute, so what is wrong with you mingling with prostitutes?

Not only brostitude na guytitude
Thanks for your wonderful advice
Romance / Re: How Do I Break Up With Her? by Phonescreens(m): 6:18pm On Feb 03, 2020
HappenStone:
You should be very careful with your 'F×ck and Go' mentality.

To solve your problem, do these starting from this moment:

1. First thing in the morning, send her a love message. With lots of "sweet nothings".

2. During the day, call her at least 3 times. Just to hear her voice or ask 'if she has eaten', 'what she's wearing' etc. Just ask same painfully boring questions. Each and every call, just do this. And ALWAYS ask her where she is.

3. Outside of the minimum of three calls you'd make during the day, call her around 9pm every night. So that 'the voice of your angel can guide you through the dream land'.

4. Immediately after the call, send her a goodnight message.

5. During your calls and physical meetings, never forget to heap loads of praises and compliments on her. In fact, if she makes the mistake of farting in your presence smile like an idiot and say 'it smells like the most expensive perfume you mother ever had'.

6. Go back to step one and repeat it again.

Give it 21 days and she'll ask for a break. Block you on all social media and run for her life.

Feel free to overdo!


This advice sweet me Shaa but that stress na for jobless people. Nwa NNE Abum onye Igbo I don't have that time to type and call all the time but though I will give it a try but those time are for money making.
Romance / Re: How Do I Break Up With Her? by Phonescreens(m): 5:21pm On Feb 03, 2020
JAOS:
tell her you are broke,she will leave before you know it cool

Bro thanks for your advice but she no send my money before.

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Romance / Re: How Do I Break Up With Her? by Phonescreens(m): 5:16pm On Feb 03, 2020
Reichel99:
Are u not a brostitute, so what is wrong with you mingling with prostitutes?

Please oh an seeking for advice no one should bury me alive here.
We learn everyday.
Romance / Re: How Do I Break Up With Her? by Phonescreens(m): 5:12pm On Feb 03, 2020
amiibaby:
You are very selfish and stupidd heartless son of a bitttch


So no one can sex again in Nigeria without falling in love or dating the person?
Romance / Re: How Do I Break Up With Her? by Phonescreens(m): 5:10pm On Feb 03, 2020
Reichel99:
Why date her when you know it's only sex you want, some of the attitude you guys display is what makes girls turn bad and when karma manifests in your life, the woman you love will start repaying you for your past bad deeds.

You better change. Drop your immature attitude. If you want sex go to the brothels and get it, stop deceiving innocent girls.

So I should go to prostitudes ? Is that what you are advising me?

So if I were your son you tell me to go to the a harlot house and ease my urge?

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Phones / Whatsapp Dark Mode Or Theme. by Phonescreens(m): 4:34pm On Feb 03, 2020
Is there any Nigerian that has WhatsApp dark mode?
Please how did you do it?
I have tried all the apk downloads but its not working.
Or should I wait for the 20.20.13 to be updated?
Romance / How Do I Break Up With Her? by Phonescreens(m): 4:21pm On Feb 03, 2020
I don't really love her, I just want to taste her honey pot.
But she is madly in love with me
How do I break up with her?
I don't want her to feel hurt.
I don't love her a bit
I just sex her 3times.

So you can't sex any woman without falling inlove again?
Politics / Re: Trump Finally Adds Nigeria To His Restricted Travel list - NY Times by Phonescreens(m): 4:51am On Feb 01, 2020

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Sports / Re: Pay After Win For One Lucky Person.. Fixed Legend Is Back by Phonescreens(m): 3:56am On Feb 01, 2020
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Why can't you help yourself bro?

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