Lord jiva: Dis is 2 inform al dose dat scored 55 n above dat d admission list is out just log on 2 www.lordjiva.edu.ng

- ;Du jes dey find wetin dey person mouth...??e b like say u wan buy fawo!

Metaphycist: @phyllix,hornipipe is denting ur image here o,he's misquotin u.Wat sud we do 2 him?

@metaphycist lolzzz...@hornipipe u b xtian??

@ojingbe93 u sure såγ̲̣̣̥ u D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ see road well??:Duniben wan cos problem 4 sme pipple ooo..smetin wey D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ dia since na im u D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ talk såγ̲̣̣̥ im jes appear..:Dna wa ooo!!

Metaphycist: Jst ystday I watchd dis thread mov 4rm page 17 to 23 n nw its 24.It's all so kul.N I knw wit Me,Phyllix,Bubemi,kslib,hornipipe,terrikat,chianya,south south,kelvinprinzyy n d oda awesome guys,it may get 2 40 b4 admission list comes out and 200 b4 clearance. ;DJst ystday I watchd dis thread mov 4rm page 17 to 23 n nw its 24.It's all so kul.N I knw wit Me,Phyllix,Bubemi,kslib,hornipipe,terrikat,chianya,south south,kelvinprinzyy n d oda awesome guys,it may get 2 40 b4 admission list comes out and 200 b4 clearance.

-lolzzz...metaphycist na u ğø̲̣̣ make am move frm 24 2 200...na ur post evrybody jes D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ put eye

Bubemi:

Dix 1 is anoda sleepin device on r own

lolzzzz..@bubemi mchewwww....*talk 2 d hands*pot we D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ call kettle black.

(=| ..up! (=| ..up!mawnin.

Metaphycist: pls d 'intimate' u r seein is nt written by me,wat i originaly wrote is changed by d moderators.u sud knw wat sud be in place of "intimate"starts wit S n ends wit L

lolzz..na wa 4 u oo..dem de talk A u de talk B,am not saying ur post aint meaningful ofcos D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ re buh ders smefin about d way u write it jes aint rite jes stop making pipple fink u do not knw wat u doing.

ozoebuka1: you talk 2much why? you must be a female commentator or a reporter! imao

-any1 u cal me sir!

Na so so quarrel una wan D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ quarrel 4 hia?na wa o!oya evrybody ssssssshhhhhhh....quiet and order in d house!!

ozoebuka1: hahahaha.. I would've kicked your asss if you didnt reply with -boss-!

4 ya lil mind nau ooo...u dun D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ drink small staut!na ur tym sha...enjoy!

[quote author=Amtired]I can feel the joy and groove in this friendly thread, keep it up guys.. The thread is really coming back to life..
Guys I'm still seeking for the mercy of God,for UNIBEN to release my post ume result.. I want to be happy as you guys,.. for the past four days now I've not been able to organise myself..
I'm disturb psychologically, I don't know what to do though I've been praying and also contacting people for help..
Please, if you know someone who can help me please link your brother please please and please for the sake of God..
Seeking for admission for 4 years is not a joke, I know what I've passed through..
My eyes don see and body don tell me..
I don't want to wast another year after doing so well in Jamb and post Jamb, please I really need your help..
This is my number 08084113424.. God bless YOU..u had better change dat ur name frm am tired tew am strong!and get urself 2geder,nor b only u D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ find admission 4 4yrs am in d same shit mehn..jes don't loose hope.Change dat name of urs!!

ozoebuka1: am not envious but i just laid out my heart...get dat.

-yes BOSS!!

Metaphycist: Pls broda tak it easy,dose who r nt using BB cnt see sm of ur posts clearly.

-lolzzz..am not a guy ooo am a gurl,abeg make una nor vex na my fone D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ do am b im sef!

Una ğø̲̣̣ kill person here oooooo!!!!! @metaphysist lol...@bubemi na fish and garri D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ hungry uu 4 talk since nau..i 4 tell mama amaka make she give u small frm dat 1 wey she carry ğø̲̣̣ market...

Terrikat: You pple ar 2 jovial just L♥√ع You all You pple CA̷̷̴Ŋ act comedy Ö̤̣̇Ö̤̣̇Ö̤̣̇ keep it up evry1 will be admitted dont let your score †☺ destroy your mood keep on smiling You guys You rock....laffingggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg L♥√ع You all

-awwwww....luv u tew*big hug*..

Metaphycist: Tanx o,God wil butter ur admission n sugar ur graduatn.Dnt knw wat 2 tel dem again,I dint intentionaly mean 2 brag.Since it felt lik I ws braggin dem I apologisd.Wat else sud I do!?!

ha! All dis 4 meee...see as my head D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ big..chai! oya let's ğø̲̣̣ and give dem d palm wine and cola..

Merit Ekels: Pls u guys shud kip us informed wen d list wud b out.......nd bsyds havnt seen any mascomm stud..eni1 n da hse??

o yes we D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ hia ooo!!add me up on fb @ifemeje phyllix or BBM 30BC955D

:Dmake una leave metaphycist alone nau...haba!he has apologized let him be.jorr ooooo!!

Metaphycist: I got 293 in jamb,n 85 in pume.I'm goin 4 enviromental science n curriculum studies, pls any chance.lollz if sm1 posts dis wat wud be ur reply?

-na dis kind pipple D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ find wetin D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ person mouth..and dem ğø̲̣̣ see am!!!#gbam#

в̍̍Ʋ†̥ cum ooo...which kind life b disav been online since morning searching frm pillar 2 post luking 4 clues as 2 wen d list will b released..na wa o!na so person ğø̲̣̣ de deyyy...chai!Tension wan kill person hia ooo..whew!!

Sum peeps unknowingly cracking me up here......

ozoebuka1: Guy whats ya problem? youve been mention that since!!! okay, let me tell u that pharmacy wouldnt be more than 6o they might even bring it down.. please stay calm! i dont mean any insult oo

-hahahahaahahahaahaaa!!!!sme1 is vexing oooo!!!

kolado: Thank God u apologized....i am puttin a strong plea 4 clemency on metaphysist behalf since he has realized d error of his ways.

-yea me tew he has apologized let him b...guys plss@bubemi u re so not serious ooo..lolzZzz

Metaphycist: phyl I dnt knw u r d 1,sori.Sheh u knw wer r supposd 2 be fwends

-no p..*big hug*ofcos we re fwends...

Metaphycist: phyl I dnt knw u r d 1,sori.Sheh u knw wer r supposd 2 be fwends

-no p..*big hug*ofcos we re fwends...

[quote author=jazinogold] a staff! Working for uniben bread abi uniben purewater? Whch 1? By d way weytn cncern fowl wit toothbrush? Eh? Do u think iz evry staff dat av info abt d pume? Eh? -Laffº°º≈wanº°º≈disconnectº°º≈myº°˚ ˚°º≈BISº°˚ ˚°º≈replaceº°˚amº°˚wifº°˚nokia 2goº°º≈‎​​...u 2 gud guy!!!Basket mouth!!!

Bubemi: Mataphysis, u don't kno how to talk to pple, ur jus being arrogant cos u got 60, pple dat got 65 and more did u see dem talk?? *empty vessels make d loudest noise*

-tanchu joorrr...#fact#

Terrikat: plssss frnds dont quarell here cus τђε God that took You up never said You shud used it against other pple please frnds we ar only luking for admission not quarelling...You calld yourselves child of GOD so You shouldn't fight...plssssssss frnds i beg You....let's just wait for τђε result...i know evry1 is luking for GOD's intervention now concerning this admission stuff....plssssssss Ö̤̣̇Ö̤̣̇Ö̤̣̇

-pls do tell dat 2 d guy bragging..

Metaphycist: Its nt my fault dat u got blw 50.Jst wnt 2 let u knw hw I got ova it cuz at it seems,u hvnt gotten ova it.

.lolzzz..if na curse i reject am!!kai!i scored 56 wif an agg of 57.u hia!u dnt encourage pipple by tormenting or mocking dem.

Metaphycist: 234 divd by 8 is 29 nt 30 cuz its nt up 2 236.if it ws it wud hv been 30.so 56 dvd by 2 is 28.29 plus 28 is 57.Lets be frnds,call on 08096573268.2go princeivbaze.
And again,its nt faith its fate.

oops!sowieee..miscalculated,fenks 4 d corrections tho,am not on 2go buh if u on fb here's my id ifemeje phyllix BBM 30BC955D.tanchu

Metaphycist: Dose of u who got blw 50 as aggregat wuld be readin these posts n wonderin y u r nt among those sayin I got 57,60 or 63 as aggrgate.U wil nt reply bt jst readin wit ur tears dropin on ur phone's screen.So ws I last yr,bt dis yr its a difrnt case.Jst bring urself 2geda n start readin 4 jamb 4rm october.In case u dnt knw I gat 65.

-u jes jobless..!who ask u?

Bubemi: God am sooo nervous!!!! Am gowin mad here! I can't even take my bath!

lolzzz..calm down jorrr b4 u break down.!

Ok i applied 4 mass com scored 234 in ma jamb,56 in postume,agg of 57.Ħø̲̣̣Ψ?its suppose 2 b 58 nau...??na wa 4 uniben ooo:/ mchewwwww.....pls if der re any mass com applicants here pls share ur scores so i can knw my faith.