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Crime / Re: Man Kills His Two Children In Niger State, Claims It Was An 'Act Of God' by Pokerface1(m): 3:19pm On Nov 20, 2020
So now they done lie for devil head sote, them don tire na god remain to lie on..
After inhaling enough sockaway he come murd him kids ..let the law do the job ASAP
Crime / Re: Austin Umera Shoots Wife, Kills Himself In Kaduna by Pokerface1(m): 7:33am On Nov 20, 2020
Frustrations everywhere... The country no even make person head correct again ..
We now have psychos roaming everywhere ready to unleash ..
May God help us ..
Which way naija
Politics / Re: Primate Ayodele: 'Blood Will Flow, Nigeria May Disintegrate' by Pokerface1(m): 6:41am On Nov 19, 2020
Someone would just wake up and start spilling rubbish ... All of una na same same ..
Politics / Re: Court Sacks Regina Daniels’ Husband Ned Nwoko, Withdrew Certificate Of Return by Pokerface1(m): 5:12pm On May 30, 2019
kenechukwufrank:
Court Of Appeal Sacks Regina Daniels’ Husband Ned Nwoko, Withdrew Certificate Of Return 2 Days After His Marriage

Nollywood Actress, Regina Daniels, and her husband have been welcomed with the news that they have to worry about a few days after their series of the party for different celebrations.

Today, Court Of Appeal withdrew the Certificate of Return it issued to Ned Nwoko.

Bad luck.. sad


Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Pokerface1(m): 12:59pm On May 30, 2019
princemillla:


Check ur battery sir
Aiit thanks
Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Pokerface1(m): 12:53pm On May 28, 2019
Please my iPhone 6 goes off and on on its own, what's the problem with it?
Coz now when it comes up it shoes 1% then later comes back to its normal %
Crime / Re: Mohammed Barack, Army Commander Killed On His Way To Bauchi by Pokerface1(m): 2:30pm On Mar 19, 2019
Jessyjack:
he was sold out..... either because someone wants his position or he did a shady deal but he was definitely sold out!
You sound so sure and convincing
Well I share your opinion thou
Romance / Re: Why Do Most Ladies Fall For Bad Guys? by Pokerface1(m): 2:34pm On Nov 08, 2018
Sweet boy association!! !
All the ladies or let me say most of em here love Badt guys!
Take it or leave it! They just can't help it grin grin
Phones / Re: Which Cool Phone Can I Get For N35,000? by Pokerface1(m): 2:25pm On Sep 27, 2018
Elder4sure:
Pls help a nairalander. I have #35,000 to buy a new phone. Which one should I go for, that is cool with best features. Thanks.



Have a Samsung Galaxy S5, clean one.. .35k..
Let me know if you're interested.. .
I'm in Lagos..
Romance / Re: Why Dating Younger Girls Is Purely Waste Of Time by Pokerface1(m): 7:20am On Sep 17, 2018
pocohantas:
Good news for we evening newspapers.

Before them go finally use person wrap suya.

Coming from a lady shocked
Bravery. .....
Your time will come
Romance / Re: I Found This When I Checked My Girlfriend's Inbox! I'm Heartbroken! by Pokerface1(m): 10:26am On Jun 01, 2018
igetjoyfromthis:


A LovePeddler

Damn.. . sad shocked
Romance / Re: I Found This When I Checked My Girlfriend's Inbox! I'm Heartbroken! by Pokerface1(m): 1:51pm On May 28, 2018
MissRaine69:
Grieve for being a fool in love
Learn from your mistakes namely if a woman is always accusing you of cheating or makes it a point of checking your phone she is the one doing exactly what she is accusing you of!
Last but not least make an effort to know someone first.

My woman does this oooo
Those it means she is... .... shocked shocked

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Crime / Re: Eiye-buccaneer Cult Clash: 2 Nigerians Killed In Egypt by Pokerface1(m): 3:20pm On May 22, 2018
No price
No pay.. ...
Misguided priority.. .. grin grin

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Education / Re: Which Nigerian University Has The Best Part Time Program by Pokerface1(m): 7:47pm On Mar 26, 2018
sugarplumkaycee:
the one available is Business Admin
You could go for that

Okay thanks. ..
Please you'd give me the hint via whatsapp?
Education / Re: Which Nigerian University Has The Best Part Time Program by Pokerface1(m): 3:53pm On Mar 26, 2018
sugarplumkaycee:
you can drop your number and i'll get to you. What course do you want to go for?


Here is my whatsapp/call number 07037422655
Business Admin... Or psychology.. .
Education / Re: Which Nigerian University Has The Best Part Time Program by Pokerface1(m): 11:39am On Mar 26, 2018
sugarplumkaycee:
I'm a dli student and i'll tell you that Unilag is the best. Aside from having good lecturers and other nice things


I'm Interested in the DLI.. ..
Can I contact you?
I'd drop my number?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Anti-Pakistan Protesters Burn The Nigerian Flag In Kabul (Photo) by Pokerface1(m): 2:27pm On Feb 02, 2018
ZirdoRoray:
Listen very carefully if you have not travelled out of this country. Nigeria is a very powerful and popular country in the world whether for good or bad. Just tell anyone you are Nigerian and see the way they will be curious about you. The last time I traveled to Frankfurt for business you have got to see the way "plained clothed" security men were trialling me.
grin grin
Before you perform magic
They would not hesitate to whisk you..
Crime / Re: Man Arrested With Fresh Human Skull In Ogun (Photo) by Pokerface1(m): 12:38pm On Feb 02, 2018
OboOlora:
These people just be embarrassing my tribe. How do I face my Ibo colleague in the office today now, hopefully she doesn’t see this news cheesy

Meanwhile #ProudlyIjebu grin

Lolzzz
Your name thou
#OboOlora.. grin shocked
Crime / Re: Two Armed Robbers Killed At Alakija Bus Stop, Satellite Town, Lagos by Pokerface1(m): 1:19pm On Jan 18, 2018
SelfDefenceGuy:
Crimes and corruptions is at its peak in nigeria. it is everywhere and we all need to be very careful everyday...self-defense is the way forward right now. order for your pepper spray today and get it tmrw...check my profile
you sell guns?
I want a gallock pistol?
How much? grin
Romance / Re: Lizzy Oke Curved Husband When He Asked Her Out Before Her Accident by Pokerface1(m): 11:02am On Dec 15, 2017
Pidginwhisper:
Blv me or not. You go continue to dey doubt God's existence till calamity such as this befall you.
If you escape death by an inch unharmed, you still go dey doubt God's existence . But if you loose an eye, a leg or your hand, You go remember God instanta without the help of anyone to preach to you.grin grin

Back to this Aunty. Madam if accident no confined you to your Chaircedise Benz, you no go even remember say the guy don toast you before, so abeg stop that talk.

To the girl wey I wooed 3yrs ago wey curved me openly for my mates front say I no be her type,but today she be amputee for left hand,yet her type never come. If I wan come consider am, where I go put ring?

Put am for her left leg, the second to the last toe grin cheesy grin
Romance / Re: Ladies Which Size Are You? And Guys Which Size Do You Prefer? by Pokerface1(m): 9:44am On Dec 13, 2017
Slim
Medium
Thick.. .. grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Policeman Reinstated By Senate 12 Years After His Dismissal (Photo) by Pokerface1(m): 11:23am On Nov 10, 2017
I even think say Na ASP them give am... ..na news be this.. .nawa oooo
Ekelebe.. .
Romance / Re: Getting Married To A Man Who Earns 35,000 As Salary by Pokerface1(m): 1:33pm On Sep 05, 2017
ShyCypher:
This is the Broke Girls Thread.

The ones who have absolutely nothin' 2 offer in a relationship except slacked, overused cunts.

Scroll up, have you seen them?
Yeah, there they are grin

Oloshos.
Savagery.. . grin grin
Education / Re: Common Terms And Popular Places In UNILAG by Pokerface1(m): 9:50am On Feb 21, 2017
Genea:
ooowk, wud check around for u den
Thanks
I'd be glad.. ....
Education / Re: Common Terms And Popular Places In UNILAG by Pokerface1(m): 9:13am On Feb 21, 2017
Genea:
ooowkay, no p den wink

Plz if you have a reliable source or someone that could give me up to date info, I'd be glad??
Sorry to bug you thou
Education / Re: Common Terms And Popular Places In UNILAG by Pokerface1(m): 8:34am On Feb 21, 2017
Genea:
lolx... Bros abeg go sch, experience is bera but trust me, u wud enjoy ursef socially

Abi.... Tnx thou, just need info and contacts
Education / Re: Why Do People Smoke Weed? by Pokerface1(m): 3:43pm On Feb 14, 2017
Coolest seed of wisdom I call my mj
Saves you money.. ..
Makes you think deeper and enlighten your positive stage of mind. ..
You make good decisions in no time....
And it alerts you when you on your limits... ...
Full blown confidence in yourself... ...
This seed is part of my success story and am still succeeding.. ....

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Romance / Re: If You Truly Love Your Girlfriend, Use Her Picture As Your DP On Valentine's Day by Pokerface1(m): 2:09pm On Feb 14, 2017
Shocking to know most people don't have a gf or bf, no val, or reccession is to blame [size=8pt][/size]
Don't just get, singles everywhere [sub][/sub] undecided
Education / Re: Common Terms And Popular Places In UNILAG by Pokerface1(m): 3:07pm On Feb 10, 2017
Genea:
All those haters on this thread be warned... I'm sure becos unilag jambed you dahs y u r wailing, esp uniben and eksuites, na dem beef pass....

Op, u r a korrekt guy wink..

BTW u forgot coffee shop @ guest house, its not d coffee shop dah is bad oo but its d shop directly untop of it, that's a hub for smokers all the same its called coffee shop

Night waka: its a term used for both good and bad explorations in the night

Smellos: these are people that are described as skreps or below ya class...

Casted: something that is too popular among students, used by all class of ppl but mostly d broke guys..

Can't recall jawe

It's like you know more, please I need info bout the DLi.. ....abeg
Crime / Re: Aborted 5-Month-Old Baby Found In UNILAG Hostel (Disturbing Photo) by Pokerface1(m): 3:47pm On Feb 09, 2017
CaroLyner:
Happened in my hall. shocked
shocked
Education / Re: Unilag 2016 thread by Pokerface1(m): 10:36am On Dec 02, 2016
Please I want to know more about the unilag DLI program......want to enroll for it?
Romance / Re: How My Girlfriend Slept With Another Man For Just N15,000,heartbroken Man Openup by Pokerface1(m): 8:39am On Jul 26, 2016
kiss guy! See eh! She has seen you as a fool, that will forgive her act!.....just do away with her coz she just told you a tip of her escapades....believe me mehn, just bounce! But if you still feel you love her, you wrong, you could just become the highest share holder of the pu**y....coz you not the only one digging that hole......take it or leave it

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