Dera25:
My wife says I should be greeting her each time I finish eating, if not for anything but for the sake that she take her time prepare the food and serve me. She says that she deserves a greeting from me.

I said okay, just that it is not part of our culture and I don't think I will be keep up greeting her each time she gives me food.

It is not that greeting her will reduce anything from me but the issue is that I don't usually remember this greeting after eating because it is not part of me, although I do greet sometimes for peace to reign, but the way she reminds me of this greeting of a thing gets me angry, as if it is mandatory or something to the extent that sometimes we've had issues because of it.

So daddies and mummies in the house, do you greet your wife after she has given you food? Or do your husband greet you after eating? If yes is it a mandate or just for fun?

Please let me remind you that this is not the issue of been a breadwinner or not. I beg you to forgive my long story and wrong grammer for I am not a grammerian.

Thanks in advance.

kitan24hrs:


http://www.punchng.com/spice/love-series/im-dating-12-men-ive-had-seven-abortions/

Gombs:
But ye shall receive power, after that the Holy Ghost is come upon you: and ye shall be witnesses unto me both in Jerusalem, and in all Judaea, and in Samaria, and unto the uttermost part of the earth (Acts 1:8 ).

Some people say, "A prayer-less Christian is a powerless Christian". But power doesn't come by prayer. In the New Testament, the word "power" is frequently translated from two words, namely: "dunamis" which is the dynamic ability to cause changes and "exousia" which is authority.

Jesus refers to power in our opening verse. You received it when the Holy Spirit came into your life; you didn't get it through the effect of prayer. On the other hand, 'exousia' or authority means delegated power. The effect and the efficacy of authority depends on the power that's behind it.

We've been given authority in Christ Jesus to tread on serpents and scorpions, and over all the power (ability) of the enemy (Luke 10:19). The "power" that's behind our authority is the power of the Almighty God. This, again, didn't come by or through prayer; it was bequeathed to us in Christ as our heritage.

In Matthew 28:18, Jesus said, "...All power is given unto me in heaven and in earth". That word, "power" again is translated from the Greek word "exousia", authority. In the next verse He said, "Go ye therefore...." He delegated His authority to us immediately. Halleluiah!

It's important for us to know what we have in Christ Jesus; we have authority in His Name! We have power to effect changes and live the supernatural life every day. I would to God that Christians would know this! What impact and changes we'll make in this world!

You're fully equipped with divine power to preach the Gospel and change the world! That power is in you through the Holy Spirit.

dollarlander:


You may not suffer from the associated problem with excessive television that I'm talking about. It may help you because I realised that you are a literature collector, you need more lines of stories to tell.

I'm taking this way because its affecting my family. What I wrote initially is a real life thing I'm working on not to affect my life.

Well I'm not sure you are married. When you are married and your hubby needs your attention and you cannot give him full attention because of telemundo and he doesn't care what goes in telemundo and there other babes outside that are ready to give him 24/7 care that you don't have and he doesn't want to go outside his marriage because of his love 4 God. Tell me what will be the end of that home if the wife does not change?

I think I've given you more literature story line to tell.

Sorbital:
Eem! There's this sweet girlfriend of mine who can not afford to miss any of these Telemundo romance movies; She didn't stop there, she goes about tunning from one channel to another looking for romance programms on her DSTV anytime Telemundo is not showing her favourites.... Now, she wants to practice all those romantic acts, moves, talk etc on me forgetting that this is Nigeria and not Mexico or USA...This is causing a serious issue between us because she expects me to behave/talk like one of those guys she sees on movies

In Nigeria, one has to at least be living relatively a comfortable life na b4 he starts thinking romance....Abi person wey no get money dey do romance...

But seriously this is getting out of hand as she's threatening for a break in d relationship if I am not willing to 'change'. Abeg, wetin I go do as per say I never chop belle full na to dey act romance

dre11:
More tweets

Coolcash1:
I will like to share a true life experience that is happening now.

Also, I will appreciate if the moderator can move this to front page to gather enough advice as possible.

My wife's brother-in law who is a pastor in RCCG was offered an employment in one of the leading MNL brewery company but contemplating on taking it up. His reason was it is against his faith. I argued that so long you are not going to be taking their products I don't see anything bad in it. Here is a man that really needs to change his job because of his current state of living which is not good at all.

So, I will like you to advice if I am the one that is wrong or him. Because I am of the opinion that whether you are a Muslim or Christian faithful working in such industry is not against one's faith.

menix:
Alcohol is a mocker, see where it ve landed u sir.
RIP fellow bottle fan...

Nigerian soldiers y b say wen una see boko una go run Buh an innocent man on d street, u hit ur trigger?

jamex93:
with that look

.na slap b d next thing



the man b like

Abi eyi ti ya were ni



is dis one madding ni


lolx

Vicrobor:
Na poverty . . . If this guy hammer tomorrow, you'll not recognise him.

DanceVille:
www.jokes.naij.com/6406-go-girls-phone-cant-look-thesame-way.html

.....after that look, the girl no fit escape magun!

tsdarkside:


hey,hey,heeey....we re not animals....get that in your strange brain....

Lala247:


Haba 4play at least ---1 hour
After that it wont matter if he last seconds she would have got hers

.........truth be told, if the husband can go for up to 3 rounds, he'll last more than 20 mins by the third round. The more rounds, the longer you last, even lasting up to one hour!

kendrick9:
Is sex the only reason she got married for? smh.....maybe the man needs time,speak to him gently and let him see resons why he should take the drug.....this woman most probably is a h0

sexyseun:
4 years don waka dem still dey carry go like say nothing happen.


No pikin yet o! Hey hubby u better carry ya wife go check up
All diz home video babes sleeping with Jim iyke Ramsey Noah for free as if nemesis won't catch up with dem

.....i can see you are single and not yet married, but you know something, you can neva know how easy it will be for you to have your own children till ur married.
So keep running ur mouth becos it's urs and you can run it any way you choose.
Hope you remember that saying that, "life is a b-i-t-c-h"! May it not b-i-t-c-h on you.
By the way, who told you inability to bear children is always the woman's fault?

blessingee:
This Video video actually came to me as a surprise.

Check it out...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oj4eGhsiP-Q

Keneking:
Sai Buhari

1. Lagos price for this kind of cows is N70K * 150 cows =N10,500,000

2. How do I donate one to this farm?

3. At least this one has something doing before re-entering government again..

4. Jonathan should show us how he intends to retire for now. Beyond going to gym, church, church parties, funerals and eating at Otuoke or anywhere he relocates as from May 29

Typical weekly schedule of the outgoing Nigerian president - IMO -

Monday: 9am - 6pm: Eat Kola, read newspapers & radio, call Wike, Fayose, Obanikoro, Dokubo etc, eat dinner
Tuesday: repeat same
Wednesday: mid-week gym, mid-week service, mid-week get-together with defeated PDP members, mid-week wines, eat dinner
Thursday: repeat Tuesday...attend functions (courts - marriage or tribunal)
Friday: End of week sessions (funerals, investitures, gyms), entertainment
Saturday: get-together with families and pastors
Sunday: Fellowship and rest

Benefits of Cow:

1. Cow urine[b] and waste[/b] are very good for killing bacterias.

2. If a man consumes milk from one cow (Without mixing 2 or more cow milk), he becomes very strong in immune system against diseases.

3. Spending more time with cow with love and affection and utmost care gives one occult powers (Siddhis: refer India)

4. Inhaling Cow breath coming out, cures asthma, eye diseases, tooth problems, skin diseases.

5. The cows milk after delivery of calf if processed becomes semi solid like pudding. This if consumed cures Ulcer.

6. Of course, beef for protein

Sai Buhari...this is wise choice investment



cc: lalasticlala...e don happen

MissTechy:
If you are an active reader on MissTechy .com you'd remember when I asked if you had what it took to work at Google, In my opinion, if you can work at Google, you can work anywhere – here’s something similar to that.

I saw this Interview Questions on Glassdoor and I just felt it might be very useful to some of us given that most companies especially in Nigeria like copying these big tech guys. We all know that Apple is one of the biggest Tech companies in the World and to get a job there wouldn’t be so easy.

Glassdoor decided to make this easy by providing some questions Apple Inc uses to select their employees – I would be revealing 3 questions here that I feel are more brain tasking and require more brain knowledge. Is your brain equipped to answer these Apple’s Job Interview Questions? If Yes?.

So who can answer any?

Don't forget to pay a visit to MissTechy . com today

chychyobbi:
Yesterday I told you about a young man who is currently trekking from Lagos to Abuja over a vow he made that he will embark on the uphill task if Buhari emerges president of Nigeria.

Well, the trekking man is still in Bida...Looks like he is resting there as he was given a Royal welcome to Bida Kingdom by HRH Alhaji (Dr) (Brig. Gen) Yahaya Abubakar rtd CFR. He was also handed an envelope. The young man really mean business.

Will keep you posted!! See more photos

omonnakoda:
Now you have changed from Christ to spiritual. Christ does not leave room for that .It is Christ or nothing.
You are not the only person on this thread. Reduce your font size if you want to be taken seriously.Obviously you believe it you are louder you are righter. I just see that a BULLY tactic.Reduce your font size please. There is no need to be rude .I did not disrespect your father so stop being ridiculous by talking of the depth of my ignorance. Are there no "Christians" seeking psychiatric help. Your arguments are very easily turned against themselves!! All we he have is depth of disagreement i.e depth of difference in opinion. Clearly you feel your perspective is SUPERIOR and mine PETTY but providing evidence is not necessary just an inconvenience. I will not respond to you if you do not change your font size
It is good that you are laughing because I am having a good laugh here too just reading you .Isn't life funny

omonnakoda:
Are you suggesting that we should not plant cassava and Yam and wait on Christ? Are you suggesting we do not have surgery when advised to do so .Are yo suggesting we do not save but wait on Christ? I do not want to discuss your father out of respect. The issue here is about a young man engaged in compulsive behaviour. This is a problem that we find in China in Muslim countries,India etc and they find solutionsIt is NOTHING NEW. We do not need to introduce religion into practical problems. That is foolishness. Do you pray to Christ to change a flat tire on your Car
This is a mental health problem ,it is as simple as that. @OP do you smoke cannabis or use other drugs?

omonnakoda:
Now I understand why business is booming for the likes of Oyedepo and and Oyakhilome.
Now let me give you some advice since you are so good at sex because behind every cloud is a silver lining. You need to become a por.nstar. That is your calling in life.So when you have sex you get PAID at the same time that is where you have been getting it wrong.
Please there is no such thing as luck extraction just stupid people who cannot THINK and so become hostages of superstition and "men of God". Bad luck comes from stupid thoughts. Try and hang out with intelligent people and see how your luck will change . The human head weighs between 2-5 kg why carry so much load about if you won't use it
I do not want to abuse you but have you not noticed how poor people tend to be unintelligent and superstitious praying for a "breakthrough". In that regard I agree when the bible says from those who don't have the little they have will be taken and give to those who do.Your problem is
1. You have no goals
2. Youu do not THINK
3. You do not THINK

People who don't think look for magic and spirits and gods to solve their problems The little they have will be taken and given to those who think
Let me give you a brief insight on MOOD REGULATION. Our moods are regulated in the brain by chemicals called neurotransmitters among other things. Some activities give a brief intense rise in neurotransmitters like dopamine e.g smoking, cocaine etc leading to euphoria . People who suffer depression may then use smoking drugs or even sex/porn as a way of BOOSTING mood.This is quite common with porn .They feel good for a while and then the mood crashes and they repeat the cycle.The brain of a person using sex in such a compulsive way may be just like that of a drug addict, Nairaland may have a similar effect . You may need to see a doctor to determine whether you are clinically depressed and also to get some rehabilitation. If indeed you are depressed then you will lack drive,have low esteem , have low energy and avoid people all ingredients for failure in life again NOTHING to do with luck
Every problem has a solution more often than not it has nothing to do with God who has made man complete.THINK

yusfaith7:
He is a diehard

emusmith:
A39-year-old South African, Nosisi Nqgula, has been arrested by the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency for allegedly smuggling foreign currencies worth about N710.7m to Nigeria.

It was learnt that the suspect was arrested at the Murtala Muhammed International Airport, Lagos with $373,725 and €2,120 concealed inside packs of oats.

PUNCH Metro gathered that the discovery was made during an inward screening of passengers on a South African airline flight enroute from Johannesburg.

The agency said two Nigerians ─ Damian Akamelu and Prophet Cyprian Chigere ─ were also being interrogated in connection with the seizure.
Nqgula said she was sent by a Nigerian to deliver the money to one Akamelu. “I live in Johannesburg. I was given a bag by a Nigerian to deliver to Damian Akamelu,”she said.

The NDLEA Commander at the airport, Mr. Hamza Umar, said, “The mode of concealment presents reasonable grounds for money laundering.
"Five packs of oats were found to contain $373,725 and €2,120. Two Nigerians are also being interrogated.” The NDLEA Chairman, Ahmadu Giade, commended the officers for the seizure.


http://www.punchng.com/metro-plus/safrican-woman-smuggles-n710m-into-nigeria/

[size=20pt]......convert that and you get about N71m. How can $373,725 and €2,120 equal N701m. That's over $3m.[/size]

INDUSTRIALFAN:
(Take this advice if you can endure abit) when she starts her tantrums, keep calm like you are'nt noticing her screams, harsh words and attitude and give only calm brief answers when asked questions. E.g: "why did you miss my BBM call?" your response should be "Bad Network"then carry on like you are'nt noticing someone is talking(note: dont act like she's hurting you. carry Urself normal). When she's tired of screaming and starts with her malice, act like she isnt even there(pls never be the one to break it off cos she's expecting you to do so from her past experiences. She feels you cant survive without her. Like she has you in her palm) go about your daily routine like you are happy without her. Dont speak except when spoken to or when you cant find where sth is placed. e.g U cnt find the remote, simply ask " have you seen the remote?" if she doesnt answer you, dont push it... Just walk away like you no send but if she answers you, just say "OKAY thanks" and walk away happily.... she shouldnt last up to a week with this when she starts having thoughts that you are losing interest in her to someone else and she would bring it up.... Dont jump at her yet.... do a little "guy" for her. When she starts putting pressure on U with obvious concern, then you spill it to her and tell her how she's trying you make your marriage to her hell for you and tall her how you've chosen not to let her ruin your life by making yourself happy. Tell her you are gradually getting tired of her and her tantrums( note.. Say it sternly and mean it). One thing you have to know is that not all women appreciate it when a man makes it obvious He cant do without her so you give the impression that you can have a life without her(but deep withing pls dont mean it.. It should only be a hoax) when she feels like she might lose you, she'll have to start trying to please and make you happy..... Its just a mind game and note it that you dont actually mean any of the moving on thingy..... Its just to put a leash on her.....


Before I forget, please, NEVER EVER lay your hands on your wife or any woman.... Dont even think about it... Be a gentle man even if she's strangling you....

All the best Bro...

(was typing in a hurry so excuse whatever typographical errors you might find)

multicast:
I am a fervent reader on Nairaland and i dont miss this forum in 1 day, i have seen people share their concerns here and a lot of people have contributed through their comments, though some are hillarious while others are on point. i will appreciate matured responses.

I did not marry a stranger to start with and its why i am very pained cuz i come here on nairaland and see how people get frustrated about their marriage based on cogent reasons but mine is different.

first of all, I got married in february and am already very tired of my wife, not because she isnt very sexy or good in bed as other may experienced [b]but because my wife starts arguments from little things as little as why did u miss my call, even if its a BBM call thats dependent of network, after hours of begging i have to end up with uncountable "am sorry".

secondly, my wife find it very easy to engage in malice for days without bothering to reconcile, and i have to talk to her over again and make her see reason why such act is not good in marriage, for which she will later apologize and the next day or same day she is back again in another episode.

thirdly, every man love to be respected, when my wife starts her drama about missed call or other flimsy excuses, she starts talking to me like am her junior brother, calling me names and after noticing how mad i am with her, she will apologize but always repeat such act.

i feel the amount of love and attention she gets from me is too much and i am beginning to think i should make her understand what it feels like to have a frustrated marriage. though am yet to do that.

i honestly am not perfect but i have never used any harsh word while addressing her even when she is obviously wrong, i dont do so because i know the feeling when she use them for me. i wish i could anyway.[/b]

i grew up in a place where women are highly regarded and well treated and maybe its affecting me because i also help her do chores and i dont push all the house work to her as most men do.

i noticed i am always very unhappy and depressed the moment she comes up with this episodes and it may be because i love her so much and this is beginning to affect how i study and i might be forced to push her away first by not giving her attention as i used to.

My fellow Nairalanders, i respect ur opinion, hillarious ones and reasonable ones, marriage is not a bed of roses, i love my wife and i am not cheating on her, i am 100% married to her alone but her attitude is frustrating and i might have to leave her in the end. i hope i get lucky and this make FP so i can learn from experienced members before i take a decision, as we speak she has began the malice episode with me and if i dont apologize to her in 3 days, she is ready to go that far too.

ayoayo911:
My husband is a very faithful man, no extra babes or stuff but only makes love to me like once a month,yes we sleep on same bed under same roof. He disvirgined me after we were married 6 yrs ago. i feel sex starved, and cant even think of cheating on him. how do i tell if its low libido and what can i do to improve our sex life. i need help pls. thanks