I can smell frustration
I didn't force you to read it though
Go get a chill pill

ReacherSaidNoth:
If you are going to tell a useless story at least make it short.

I just got off a lengthy phone call with her, direct call though
According to her, she dislocated her kneel cap same day we had issues and I didn't call to ask after her the reason she didn't tell me
But that is not enough reason, I believe there is more to it but she doesn't want to tell
I just apologized for My insensitivity but definitely I will watch her closely

Enny2013:
U really nid to let her know ur mind.Ask her questions?

Okay
I will do that and update

ParpahSeventy:

You can't stay here and wonder if you really want to find out it's better you know the reason from her.
Make her talk and know the way she thinks.

You are correct but I never judged her to be insatiable financially but sexually
And I satisfied her sexually
She didn't show any sign if a gold digger the few tines we spent together
I even force tfare on her
Still wondering what went wrong

ParpahSeventy:

If she is insatiable you shouldn't be with her in d first place

You are not wrong
I will never dare it again

ParpahSeventy:

Then you should walk.
Don't beg a woman to stay, don't even advice a woman to stay with you.
Allow her to make her choice.

I travelled out of my state of residence to do a transaction on behalf of a client. Things went relatively well until I needed to take out an affidavit in court as one of the final stages of the transaction.

So I walked into this court, a Federal High court, to do the affidavit. I had in mind that a day earlier , someone had told me in my office how she spent #4,000 to do an affidavit in court. I was furious . I know that only #100 of that #4,000 will go to government purse , the rest will go to some thieves who pose as government workers.

So I stepped into this court wishing that the thieves would try to play pranks on me. I file affidavit regularly in court but I have never experienced such extortion. May be it is because the court workers in my town of residence know me to be a lawyer. May be now that I am out of jurisdiction and dressed casually, the ones here will try to play a fast one on me. Just May be.

So In the court, I was directed to a certain lady. It Seems she is always the first contact person in this web of extortion. I entered the room. She asked me to sit. She was attending to someone, a captive I should say . The man was begging that he did not come with 4k, but the lady would have none of that. She asked the guy to go and come back complete. I was eavesdropping. The guy had just lost his certificate and wanted to make an affidavit to that effect. This is what is supposed to cost him N100. The guy even begged to pay N1000. But she refused. She insisted on the "full price".. In the end, the guy left to use Atm and come back. I was next in line!

I hold the belief that even if one should extort me, it should not be in court. The very thought of being extorted by a non- Lawyer in court is annoying to me. It is like a civilian slapping a Soldier in the barracks! If you must slap a soldier, must you do it in the barracks ?

So I took my turn in front of her. 'What do you want to do, sir? She asked.' Affidavit, of course, I replied. She asked what type of affidavit , bringing out a plain sheet of paper and pen, with an air of fake seriousness. She said she needed to know the type of affidavit because they will help me to type it.

At that point, I brought out a copy of the affidavit as typed by my secretary a day before I traveled. I told her that all I needed was to make the oath before a Commissioner for that purpose. Seems she was taken aback. Seems see didn't expect me to come with my affidavit already written and typed out. She excused me and left with the document. I guess she went to consult with her superiors.

She did not stay too long.

'Sir, are you a Barrister'?
'Yes, does it matter'?
'I mean a real Barrister '?
Silence.
' sir are you based here in town '?
Silence.
' Sir'?

I think she wondered if I was really a lawyer as they have not seen me in their court before . May be her superior had suggested that I just claimed to be a lawyer in the affidavit just to evade their extortion.

I told her to go straight to the point. That I still needed to travel back. I told her to show me where to pay and get the oath Commissioner's stamp. At that point, she cut a piece of paper and wrote on it. She signed a complicated signature. She made the stealing to seem official. Unlike how she handled the guy before me, she didn't say a word about the amount I was to pay. She could not speak to me about it . She wrote it down and signed and then showed me where to take it to.

So I took it to whom I was directed. The man took the piece of paper from me and studied it as if it was a graph or some complicated map . Then,as if he had suddenly deciphered a hidden code, he said out loud : 'two thousand'. I paid the two thousand Naira and waited. The man stamped on the document and wrote on it with red ink. I noticed that he did not write the amount received by the Court on behalf of government, as is the custom. He directed me back to the lady who sent me to him . He said she is the one to take me to the Commissioner for oaths .

I was irritated by the unnecessary back and forth, but I was determined to see the end of it .

After the Commissioner had put his stamp on the affidavit, I went straight back to the guy who took 2k from me and demanded a receipt. He looked lost when he saw me again.

He said they don't give receipts. I said its not possible for the federal government of Nigeria to take #2000 from me and not give any evidence of payment. He then said their receipt has finished. I told him to use his red pen and write 2000 on the affidavit. He Shrunk his shoulders, as if to say 'God forbid'.

I told him, Point blank, that he has trouble on his hands. That he should not think that I will leave without evidence of payment. That if he can not handle it he should bring in his superior. I threatened to go to the court Registrar if he continues to waste my time. It Seems the mention of the Registrar was frightening to him. He said to me 'please sit down' and stepped out, running.

He returned with a woman I presume is his unit head, a woman in her late forties by my estimation. She asked what was the problem. I told her there was no problem. That I am surprised the guy brought her. That all I want is receipt or some evidence of payment.

She said that their receipt has finished. She brought out a big book and said they enter all the payment entries made by everyone and at the end of the day, they issue one receipt!

Hear lie. One receipt to whom? She did not even seem like an intelligent thief to me. Seeing that her explanation meant nothing to me, she collected the affidavit from me and looked. The next thing I heard was :

'who typed it? Who asked you to type it?'
She said they will give me my money back and take 'their affidavit'. That I should go elsewhere and make the oath.

At this point, I lost my patience and temper. It became clear to me that I was dealing with an ignorant crook. Who told her that she had the power to stop me from doing the affidavit? Who told her that private affidavits must be typed by the Court. I mean she made it so clear with her actions that she is fantastically corrupt.

I stepped out of their office and headed to the Registrar's office. They started pleading. The guy who took the money started running helter skelter.

He took me to the office of another oga. The oga was polite. Cool office. He took the affidavit document from me and read. He screamed : 'did they not even read this thing to see that this man is a lawyer'? He stormed out and left me alone in the office.

It became clear to me that the oga was not necessarily angry at what they did. He was angry that they did it to a lawyer. He felt they were daft to do so to a lawyer. They should have done it only to other members of the public. They should have known that a lawyer is "bad market".

The oga returned with the woman and asked her to apologise for saying I should get my #2000 and go elsewhere to do the oath. She did. And I accepted the apology.

The oga thought that was all. He looked happy, as if everything has been settled. As if he had just resolved a conflict between Iraq and Kuwait. I brought him back to reality by saying that I am still waiting for receipt. You can't extort me and apologise and bid me farewell, without a refund.

At that point, he asked the lady to excuse us. As soon as the room had only Me and him, he removed the masquerade. He said :"BUT BARRISTER, YOU AND I KNOW THAT THIS THING IS HUNDRED NAIRA. How do we give receipt for 2 thousand "?

I did not bulge. I told him that it was either he gave me the receipt for 2k or I go to the court registrar.

At that point, he went out quietly without a word. I did not know if he went to get the receipt or my money. I looked through the window and saw him outside calling the staff to gather my money. It was then I knew that the loot had already been shared (it was close of work and I was the last customer). They had to send someone to call one of the staff at the gate to bring his part before entering a taxi home.

The oga soon returned to the office with my #2000 and asked for hundred Naira. I gave him #100. They wrote #100 on the affidavit with red ink and gave a receipt reflecting #100. The same receipt they said they didn't have.

I walked out of the court feeling sorry for the country. I mean this is a court of law! A place you would expect to see the strictest adherence to probity. Yet people openly engage in extortion. Government charges #100 for something, but corrupt government workers make it #4000 (I believe I was charged #2000 cos I had mine typed already).

People no longer do subtle corruption in this country. Corruption is the norm. They make you look stupid if you don't join in. Every sector is involved, not just the political class. The civil service stinks.

And someone wants me to believe that Nigeria is not fantastically corrupt. Please keep sharing until it gets to the right people. Nigeria must be saved.

May God save my country Nigeria....!!!

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Too bad, corruption has become the new normal in this country..... This is why we're where we are today �

I stayed away till now simply because even though I was really I to her, the last girl I begged to stay back was bleeping another man for 6months till I found out.
So if she is tired, she can go

ParpahSeventy:
What i don't understand is if you are asking us if what you did is wrong or you are just telling us.
The reason you "just stayed away" and she didn't bother, you haven't told us that reason yet.

Well, it only pained Me because I thought I had reached My last bus stop
But now, I no go take any woman seriously again
I no fit go keel Myself

Hisbah21:
sorry next time use ur head

She didn't explain what she meant by "takes good care of her"

And besides some persons are I satiable.
She can be financially okay and her man still takes good care of her financially

ParpahSeventy:

I thought I was the only the one that saw that line, very incoherent story.

Yes if it was wrong of me testing her by not calling to see if she would.
I am kinda surprised o because the way we were going, we already started making plans for marriage

ParpahSeventy:
What i don't understand is if you are asking us if what you did is wrong or you are just telling us.
The reason you "just stayed away" and she didn't bother, you haven't told us that reason yet.

"Takes good care of her" ambiguous
So I don't know whether it was financially or otherwise but definitely not sexually

Amotolongbo:
Nairaland story tellers

A lady is an “ajebo” from a very wealthy home and stick to a man have on financial security

Lol
We bleeped each other.
Her body is worth like 10k per round
5 rounds daily for 7 days she spent with Me
Thats 5*7* = 35 rounds
35*10k = 350k
I didn't spent more than 30k on her
Who lost?

SportsHD:
She fuvcked you and ghosted you.
On to the next cheating thread.

This is True.
I have a Friend, Married with two kids.
Her husband was a consultant in FMC, Asaba.
The Husband moved to Saudi Arabia and is working there as a Medical Doctor with good pay.
Wife just moved to UK and working as a Nurse.
The company that hired the Wife paid for her visa, flight ticket, a pick up from Heathrow Airport, housed her with a fully stocked fridge, free internet and she would be paid £1,000 (720k) for staying indoors to master her new domain for a month and £2,000 (1.4M) for the first one year working with them.
Will a consultant receive such in Nigeria?
Let alone a NURSE.
Mind you, the recruitment process wasn't without stress but she is flexing UK now.
Children are with her Mum
Husband they hustle
Wife they Hustle

Good day everyone.
I shouldn't say I am confused like a roundabout but I just want to be sure of what is going on just like the street called "straight" where Saul The Persecutor was asked to go receive His Sight.
I just clocked 30 and I promised Myself I am going to get serious with My life now just as Jesus Christ Started His Ministry on earth at same age, lemme start searching for a good life partner.
Before now, I can say I have had a fair share from cheating ex gfs, they cheated (shit) like purging babies.
Fast forward to early November, as A responsible National Youth Service Corps Member, I decided to be faithful to My CDS and copied The supposed CDS President's number from the board in My Secretariat.
I added her up and requested to be added to the WhatsApp platform.
Lol and behold, she asked for a pic so she know whom she is adding to the group.
I have one reserved seductive pic I always send whenever such request come, I am tempted to drop it here but this is Christmas season I don't want any woman. Lolzzzzzzz
Now after seeing The pic, she commented "cute guy", My heart started drinking mirinda and I started smiling sheepishly like a woman that is Washing her mother-in-law's panties.
She added Me and somehow we both saved each other's number. Not to bore you guys with My long note because I am not baba Iyabo.
I started viewing her heavily breasted pics on her status, I liked what I saw, breast no go keel Me. AMEN.
I later found out she passed out with second but last stream for 2020 and now the ex President, that was another reason for Me to try My luck.
We started exchanging compliments and before you know we started lusting after each other, we would practically be on phone all day talking on WhatsApp audio call to the extent My boss noticed and teased Me of having a gf within My short stay in My new abode.
Now, she came into My City (Her former City) for a court Case, for the first two days she was in a hotel, we talked like our lives depend on it, she asked she would love to see Me but won't spend the night, I obliged. But I was fast like how glo data gets exhausted to tell her My apartment might not be comfortable for her as she is an Ajebo from a very wealthy home but she said she doesn't mind because she is coming to visit only.
Aunty came, I went to pick her, got in and I entertained her. One thing led to another, we started rubbing mouths together, she liked how I handled her, she confessed I am the second man and practically the first man to have dealt with her.
She had an ex, she never liked him, she was just with him because he takes good care of her financially but very poor in bed and his presence disgust her.
We ended up going to pick her bags from the hotel room that night.
We spent 3days together and I must confessed I feel in love with her.
She compliments My gentlemanly spirit and also My ruggedness in bed.
In fact she squirted for the first time ever in her life.
Mind you, I didn't go to work these 3 days because it was a weekend, I saw her off to the park on Monday morning and headed to work afterwards.
We continued talking, envisaged marriage and all that. She Introduced Me to Her Mum and sister on phone, I felt like this is My last bus stop but...
She asked to visit again that she liked how I use to hang her legs and paralyse them whenever we climb the mountain, I obliged and as usual, no work for Me.
I had to lie to My Boss that u will be going for My Elder Bros wedding Wednesday and Thursday. Who does that?
Since what I was expecting is more than My word, I just had to lie.
For the records, I am currently working in One The Big Oil School in the South as an Administrative Staff but them no they pay Me as A Corps Member, so I no mind missing work for that long.
I went to pick her from the park, we were together Wednesday, Thursday and Friday is My CDS day. Being the immediate past President, she told not to go as there would no consequence for failing, truth be told, I was tired of whining My waist, I just had to go get fresh air.
Babe started calling My number to come back as if I stole her kidney.
Friday passed, Saturday and she left on Sunday.
Immediately she left, our communication went down like water leave passed over the fire.
Before now, she doesn't call on normal calls. If its not WhatsApp call, then its nothing else.
I sub 2k for her every 2weeks because I know I consume her data a lot on video calls.
Mind you, she understood My present financial strength and she told Me openly that the only thing that would have discouraged her from being with is My financial strength but she is not bothered about it as she can do with or without financial assistance from Me.
I challenged Myself not to call her and see if she will.
From the day I met her till that day, there was no day we don't talk on phone for at least 3 hours daily.
No jokes
It was almost 11pm, she sent a message saying she knew I purposely didn't call her and I told her yes. (Pic attached)
I sent her messages and she didn't reply till date till I posted something like "Man, I don't know how you will do it, but pls make sure you Marry a good woman"
And she quoted it with "hmmmmmmmm"
I didn't even bother to reply her self.

That was the end of Solomon Grundy.
What could have happened?
Was it My fault or she just used Me to satisfy for her sexual hunger?

I had to restrict it to men only because the impunity
A woman will not go about cheating just as some men do

EmzyT:
Why is this Question Being one-sided? Each parties cheat or is it because guys are loud about it then you think the other gender don't?


Your topic should be;

Why do People in a Relationship/Marriage still Cheat

Well, I didn't know what he wanted to do with the girl when we went to pick her after Church. This is because I knew fully well his girl is in the house, so I didn't suspect not until we got home and he took her to his room and funny sound started emanating.
Of course I cautioned My guy, if not for anything for treating his gf in such manner.
Also, I refused taking lunch and dinner in his house and I am leaving his house tomorrow morning just to show I didn't support him for what he did.
I am not a cheating apologist and I will never be

Privatepart00:


You couldn’t ask the friend of yours you were with?
You still couldn’t call the attention of his girlfriend on what’s happening?
You are a wicked person to have as friend

Also, you don't expect Me to tell his gf.
No I won't do that.
Its not My responsibility
Even though I like her and I would always treat her like A younger Sister I never had, I won't tell her
I met her through My guy and My Friendship with My guy matters a lot

Guy be calming down o
With the design of his duplex, staircase is from the ante-room
So it is easy to sneak any woman in without accessing the lobby downstairs.
Meanwhile, I think he is taking advantage of My presence in the house.
Because his gf actually complimented the gf's beauty and she referred to her as My gf because she saw the three of us leaving the house this evening. I just had to play along

MrBrownJay1:


come on bro...gf fully well know whats going on....unless she is the most stoopid woman on earth. lsten to what you are even saying.... so dude brings other womn in his house while his woman is in the house, and gf NEVER EVER met any women and/or heard him fukcing other women in her presence and/or never needed his help or presence whenever he was upstairs fukcing these extra women, abi?!?!?! doesnt he have to pass from downstairs to go upstairs anyway?

you sef, think of what you are saying and tell us it even makes any sense?!?!

I swear down

TeddyJammy:



your guy no try oh.

"From the beginning, God made them male and female " one man, one woman
Anything outside that is cheating.

Wait, I didn't tell that My Guy's babe didn't know about it!!! Her room is downstairs, she goes to his room upstairs only when he needs her.
So its easy for him to run shit

MrBrownJay1:


thats not cheating as this other woman is just a concubine that his woman is fully aware of...if he told his woman about the other woman and explained to herhow/when/why he has an extra woman....and his gf is ok with it and even cooks for them after they are having sex, then THAT IS NOT CHEATING

if a man fukcs a woman in front of his gf/wife and she is ok with it (or aint but stays in this madness r/ship)...then thats is CONTROL at its best!

I understand your point.
But My pain is My Guy's audacity
Main girl cooking in the kitchen downstairs.
Side chick upstairs chopping something hot

TeddyJammy:
U are askin why do goat eat?

why won't men cheat? When women are the cheater.

Cheating is cheating.
She is aware but the audacity of My guy to bring a woman in and later lied she came to see Me.
Omoh, this is another level of cheating.

MrBrownJay1:
thats not cheating, thats control! if the GF fully well knows what he is doing, then it should NEVER be considered as cheating.

How do you mean?

Beebah2000:
This your story ehh, e get as e be.

I don't see Copulating as a bad thing.
So no need advising him
But cheating on your gf before her own very eyes is what I won't take

chatinent:
Awon good friend, why didn't you advise your friend first against copulating with a girlfriend?

My mistake pls
Why do some men cheat?

jaeyking:
Why do SOME men cheat
Why do SOME ladies cheat


Good bye

Aaa

I am really hurt.
I am currently in My Gees home for the Christmas.
Just Him, His Gf and Me
After Church this morning, His gf was in the kitchen making lunch, another Gurl came visiting.
He took her upstairs to his room and had sex with her.
Mind you, His gf lives full time with him so he is not sex starved.
I felt pity for her
Now she just set the table for lunch.
And the other girl will soon come down to join Us.
Why do men cheat

Lol...who told you its a "fictitious" stories?
I heard it first hand...
Except the owner of the property lied about it

floss:
You're really good with your creative writing skill...I salute you comrade for creating a fictitious write up....

Just create a movie script out of it and sell it to any of the Nollywood movie producers... possibly name the movie "Cat Girl"

Oga, congratulations as you are planning on Becoming A [/b]MAN[b]
Now for asking you not to spend her on errands like that, I will ask you to forgive her.
Its a culture never to allow a Woman cook for Me, I cook for My gf, I even wash for her.
Not because I am a sufferhead but I love treating women right.
Learn to do your chores if only you can continue in Marriage (Assist your wife).
Now for the fetching water, she did did the right thing.
How do you exect your gf to pick a keg, possibly queue up waiting for her turn in the borehole next to your house?
You no dey fear make another man no snatch her away from you?
She isn't used to it, don't force it on her periodt

Happy Christmas My Fellow Nairalanders
Mod pls feel free to move this yo the right section.

Yesterday been 24th of December, I went to a Saloon to have My Hair Cut for the Christmas.
I met three men in their late 30s, all looking good.
At first thought, I just profiled them as gee-boys because of the rides I saw outside.
As I waited patiently for My turn, I overheard one of them narrating how he forcefully evicted of one of his tenants out of his property.
Now what was his crime
The tenant suspected to be a ritualist rented His Property, a 2-bedroom flat for 900k, few weeks later, his neighbours called him to complain of a crying cat inside the newly rented apartment.
The cat cries at a particular hour of the night and this is always when the owner comes to feed it.
Further investigation reveals that, the suspected tenants comes early in the morning whilst everyone must have left for work to feed the cat and comes late at night to spend time in the apartment and leaves same night.
Now its just the cat living in the apartment.
No furniture
No lighting
Nothing
What could this be?
The owner of the property further narrated that he immediately called his tenant and asked that he come evacuate the cat. But he responded by saying he has paid for the apartment for two years and it must elapsed before any other thing. The landlord threatened to fire the cat to death, lo and behold, He showed up almost immediately and evacuated the cat.
Many people suggested it could be his girl friend that he turned into the cat since he comes to feed and spend time with the cat before retiring back to his apartment which is far away from the one he got for the cat.
What do you guys think?
BTW. Our girls need to be very very careful out there.
Things are happening, from frustrated yahoo boys going extra extra to make it to ritualist sourcing for human parts and all others.
This is one of the reasons I am scared going close to any girl that is obsessed with flashy lifestyle.
God Helps Us All

Thank You, I was only referring to NSE here

ebixy:


COREN does not have a graduate membership.

NSE does and you don't have to pass through the student membership. Graduate membership cost about N2,500

Good day House, I am A Graduate Of Mechanical Engineering, Currently Serving
Pls can I apply directly to Graduate Membership and pay without passing through Student Membership stage?

Lolzzzzzzzzzz
I am Paul, the reason I started with My name

sammuell:



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