JeffDWalter:

If I can get someone to lay it all out for me, preferably, a lady!

Hmm....I hope a lady around you is reading this. Hope you go sabi and fit concentrate

There is this idiot that phats loudly as if its a normal thing without saying sorry oo

He does it intentionally n unintentionally.. No courtesy no regard..when u ask him why..he'll say ''you no dey mess?''..

Another day I asked him if he does that in front of his boss in the office..same ansa..''him no dey mess?''..smh

parcydrix:

Hanty na only u be all those things for ur personal text?

Yes. And even more.

I find very hard to talk to children or teenagers rude ... Back den in secondary school as a prefect I didnt punish or treat any one bad infact I didnt flog late comer hard..

One nigeria

Suicide

I can't faint

Lasts 2 mins

Roseoke:
I can't faint

go take weed lol.



I can’t dance

I don’t know how to negotiate if I want bill person as a business man, I use to feel shy and pity the person that this money is too much meanwhile the clients aren’t complaining.

I don’t how to pray publicly

I can’t wear ankara

Cant skip with another person on same rope.

Cant ride a bicycle( )

Cant eat noodles when cold(will throw up)

People who don't take gaari in a day.

I wonder how some people can go all day without taking gaari.

If they discover the benefit in gaari taking. There won't be a bowl to be sold in the market.

Hurting pple,

I find it difficult to do, even kids

I don't like to fall their hands

Betting. I have never done that.

AltarBoy1:
No joke... For me s*x. It baffles me how everyone talks about and engage in sex as if it's like drinking water. But me I can't. Even when I have been a perfect condition to make a move, despite all the green light, I find it difficult to initiate contact.

do you want to die a virgin?

I can not sleep in a house overnight alone. Always afraid of the unknown

Dance in public

Avoid sex for a day

NotNairalandi:
Viewing WhatsApp status...I view them by mistake

very true...

Ordinary rope or anything tie-able ,I no fit buh research told me its part of genetics

chillybrandy:
I find it very difficult to stay mad at anyone for more than a day. I can't speak in tongues like most people do these days.

The gift of speaking in tongues doesn't need learning..it just needs your heart to be connected to God

When words fail to describe what you feel when praying at that moment, the tongues of the holy spirit activates ..it flows out of you ....you do not rehearse or think .....it just flows

UyaiIncomparabl:


Yes. And that's because I haven't met my missing rib. I don't have random sex.

this is the first time I'm doing this on nairaland, you fine

Disposing of dirts (snacks nylon, pure water satchet e.t.c.) just anywhere.

Swimming. I think even village kids swim with no hassles.

Eagba:
this is the first time I'm doing this on nairaland, you fine

Thank you.

1. I don't know why I find it hard to eat outside.
2. I can't cheat on my partner
3. I can't drink alcohol, take weed or do drugs.
4. I can't negotiate in the market, like I don't know how to price literally anything.
5. I can't do fraud (yahoo yahoo)

AltarBoy1:
No joke... For me s*x. It baffles me how everyone talks about and engage in sex as if it's like drinking water. But me I can't. Even when I have been a perfect condition to make a move, despite all the green light, I find it difficult to initiate contact.

haba, just turn to father now simple

JeffDWalter:
Chess Game!
I feel ashamed to even mention it. I can play virtually all indoor games except Chess.
It is in my plans to lean this year.

Chess is easy to learn but hard to master and be a GM.
However ill suggest you start by getting familiar with the names and moves of the pieces from the King to the Pawns
A very lovely and technically interesting InDoor Game you don't wanna miss out of in this lifetime.
Proactivity Leads To Productivity!!!
@Seniorwriter
A.K.A Chess Minister

Stanleyville:



There is this idiot that farts loudly as if its a normal thing without saying sorry oo

He does it intentionally n unintentionally.. No courtesy no regard..when u ask him why..he'll say ''you no dey mess?''..

Another day I asked him if he does that in front of his boss in the office..same ansa..''him no dey mess?''..smh

Romblmfaooo whaaat?! my chest ooo, dfkm plis dear.. Omooo×1000 which kain human being be dat

I don finally wake everybody with my laff, wahala

Cross legs. All my joint go dey pain like who trailer jam

UyaiIncomparabl:
Having sex. I don't do it.

Your signature has explained better than you

bdchange:

maybe because u are not married yet..

She's joking bro

Ass licking. Being a stooge, a moral prostitute that will do anything for someone because he is giving me egunje. I say my mind, live by my virtue and I love it that way. I'll rather be broke and have a good conscience. Sorry.