I can't put on Native wear /Trad wear
I cannot cheat on a partner in a relationship (although I'm single and intend to stay so)
I cannot fake speaking in tongues like many people do (like aren't they afraid of trying to deceive God )
I cannot hate and envy another person for owning stuff I can't afford.

UyaiIncomparabl:


Thank you.

This is my third time doing this on Nairaland. You beautiful, your eyes are damn fine. I know the anti-simp crew will come for me, but it doesn't matter. I said what I said.

Wearing boxers outside. The only time you can see me on boxers is when am in my room or somewhere in the house.


I don't spit in public, I find it irritating whenever I see people do it most especially footballers on the pitch.


I can't dance in public because I am kinda shy in nature.

I can't drink alcohol. I hate pineapple. I avoid any crowd; be it family get-together or others, but I'm literally a comedian.

Humanoid01:

This is my third time doing this on Nairaland. You beautiful, your eyes are damn fine. I know the anti-simp crew will come for me, but it doesn't matter. I said what I said.

Thanks.

Yahoo

pansophist:
Ass licking. Being a stooge, a moral prostitute that will do anything for someone because he is giving me egunje. I say my mind, live by my virtue and I love it that way. I'll rather be broke and have a good conscience. Sorry.

lol. you described the Nairaland vulture griller

Guyman93:
Addressing large crowd

Stage fright

mayormick:
Hmm....I hope a lady around you is reading this. Hope you go sabi and fit concentrate

The pride in a lady and the feeling that she knows more than a man is priceless, best scenery to learn. She would want to be thorough!
But one cannot rule out the distractions though.

Asking or begging of food and drinks in a gathering or an event..using foul words like God punish u etc wasn't brought up this way

Seniorwriter:


Chess is easy to learn but hard to master and be a GM.
However ill suggest you start by getting familiar with the names and moves of the pieces from the King to the Pawns
A very lovely and technically interesting InDoor Game you don't wanna miss out of in this lifetime.
Proactivity Leads To Productivity!!!
@Seniorwriter
A.K.A Chess Minister

Thank you @Chess Minister. I will begin today, to learn the names of the pieces.

Sleep

Omihanifa:
(1) Sharing public toilet or bathroom

(2) eating together in thesame plate

(3) banging a random babe without condom

(4) drinking agbo with the sellers cup without nylon inside

(5) eating roadside cooked food ( all those spaghetti inside transparent containers) it's very common in the north

(6) bathing with mairuwa water (water vendors) without putting Dettol inside

(7) eating ponmo or chicken with hair on the skin

You need to create your own planet as well, so that you don't share the same sun and moon with others..... OLODO!

UyaiIncomparabl:
Having sex. I don't do it.

Uyai mma, Imaima,Uyai Akwa ibom..Unwana,Inemesit,

Telling lies even when nobody's life is in danger. Nothing irritates me like lies especially if is from older people .

the fact that some ppl feel and think that Tinubu will rule Nigeria some day

....I always find it hard to think that way

Making money via Crypto....

Lies.

I don't know how to start conversation of ask lady out

I hate making friends. Am not an introvert. Jox dat I don't trust anyone

The following are things I can't just do.
Opening my mouth widely when eating or talking
Going to bed without bathing and brushing my teeth
Eating semovita or macaroni.

I tell you! That act is so so repulsive. Thought I was the only one with such consciousness. Then the way you see grown men and women even the posh ones spitting in public eh, is so appalling.

Bahamas95:
Wearing boxers outside. The only time you can see me on boxers is when am in my room or somewhere in the house.


I don't spit in public, I find it irritating whenever I see people do it most especially footballers on the pitch.


I can't dance in public because I am kinda shy in nature.

Getting angry. I don't know how people do it.

Discussions: I don't know how people always have things to talk about.

Emperormartin:
Mine is I can't pray pray publicly.

Be it in my house, in a vehicle or even in a company of two.

If you point me to lead in prayer na wahala be that ooo I'll start mumbling. Nothing will come out again

But that doesn't mean I don't pray. I'm a Christian. I pray silently. I just love silent prayers.

So over to you! What is it that people easily do but you can't do?

Lie. I cant lie. If I did, I would counter myself the next minute. I knew that from primary sch. So many times I exposed myself by myself. I learnt the unpleasant way not to lie. At least when it's not necessary.

bdchange:

what do you mean? Is it difficult to talk to women or have sex with a lady?

With Nigerian women?? Yes o. I don't have money now

AltarBoy1:
No joke... For me s*x. It baffles me how everyone talks about and engage in sex as if it's like drinking water. But me I can't. Even when I have been a perfect condition to make a move, despite all the green light, I find it difficult to initiate contact.

Hahaha your moniker dey follow u

Seeeker:
I can't drink alcohol. I hate pineapple. I avoid any crowd; be it family get-together or others, but I'm literally a comedian.

You hate what? After banana, I dont joke with pineapple.

JeffDWalter:
Chess Game!
I feel ashamed to even mention it. I can play virtually all indoor games except Chess.
It is in my plans to lean this year.

Where do you live?

I don't like having sex everytime,i prefer having sex once in a month. if i'm in a mood to have sex,i prefer masturbation

Emperormartin:
Mine is I can't pray pray publicly.

Be it in my house, in a vehicle or even in a company of two.

If you point me to lead in prayer na wahala be that ooo I'll start mumbling. Nothing will come out again

But that doesn't mean I don't pray. I'm a Christian. I pray silently. I just love silent prayers.

So over to you! What is it that people easily do but you can't do?

Lying, cheating and stealing

Riding bicycle.