This story is one story I will never forget in my life.

during my 200 level I met this beautiful lady . Kemi. omo Kemi fine eeeen when ever I see kemi like this my head go just day malfunction.

but Kemi was into a serious relationship with someone else.

I really didn't bother about it.

I manage find my way into getting acquainted with Kemi.

if I see kemi like this , I go just day do like mumu, day talk rubbish just to make Kemi laugh.

One day we were talking about swimming, and she asked if i could swim, na so I tell Kemi say "yes na I can swim". say infact I be fish. meanwhile I never even reach pool before talkless of swim.

She said she would love to visit the pool with me, then we fixed the next weekend to visit d pool so we could swim and have fun together.

omo na there my problem start ooo.

when Kemi comot where I day , na then I con day reason watin to do, who won teach me how to swim in less than 5 days.

as a sharp guy way I be . na so I go YouTube type tutorial on how to swim.

oya I'm coming i will tell you what happened next.

You be big mumu

smogia:
You be big mumu

Chill na. Na love day high me

Oga to slap you dey hungry me

I pity u....


Shey u later die

illicit:
I pity u....



Shey u later die

Which die no be me con day tell u d story now ni

DaddyRochie1642:
Oga to slap you dey hungry me

Na love cause am no vex

Getting to YouTube I saw plenty videos on tutorials on how to swim, na so I begin watch them, con day practice the swimming for my head.

I learnt different styles of swimming.

for 4 days I was still learning.

I will go to my bathroom take bucket of water fill it with water then I go put my head inside this bucket of water . cos I learnt that u have to be able to hold ur breath inside the water. so I was using bucket of water to learn how to hold my breathe inside the pool.

I will hold my breath for 10 seconds, later I increased to 20 , later to 30 seconds.

omo I con day fill my self say I don sabi swim.

I also learnt ways to move ur hands and flap ur legs for different swimming techniques.

omo I just day try all this for my head.

if I day walk , I go just day move my hands as if say I day pool, if I sit down , I go still day move my leg. all this na just to master my act of swimming.

but mumu me no go any pool go do real practical oo. I felt it was not needed so far I understand the theory behind the swimming.


the deal day con reach. for my head I be Badoo for swimming already I just day fill my self . day waka with confidence.

I even enter boutique buy new boxers to swim. buy another white singlet.

story still continues. I day come.

jayinfo2:

Which die no be me con day tell u d story now ni

So you no Sabi swim and you come promise her to swim with her. Alaye you go just kill youself inside pool. ....that time wey you dey gas inside water. That girl go think say na free style you dey do, till when you finally become a ghost.

nifemi25:
So you no Sabi swim and you come promise her to swim with her. Alaye you go just kill youself inside pool. ....that time wey you dey gas inside water. That girl go think say na free style you dey do, till when you finally become a ghost.

Me I feel say I go go learn am for YouTube na

You are trying to imitate Real Gboy

Preciousallure:
You are trying to imitate Real Gboy

No mind am, we don catch her.

Preciousallure:
You are trying to imitate Real Gboy

Lol. Me just remember this story ni jor. I say make I gist u

Preciousallure:
You are trying to imitate Real Gboy

Who is that

Guy why d storey dey scanty like this na

Crazy things men do for women

*SMH*

As far as nairaland is concern, any story when them put, come pause for people to comment, come continue again, NA FAKE.

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jayinfo2:
Getting to YouTube I saw plenty videos on tutorials on how to swim, na so I begin watch them, con day practice the swimming for my head.

I learnt different styles of swimming.

for 4 days I was still learning.

I will go to my bathroom take bucket of water fill it with water then I go put my head inside this bucket of water . cos I learnt that u have to be able to hold ur breath inside the water. so I was using bucket of water to learn how to hold my breathe inside the pool.

I will hold my breath for 10 seconds, later I increased to 20 , later to 30 seconds.

omo I con day fill my self say I don sabi swim.

I also learnt ways to move ur hands and flap ur legs for different swimming techniques.

omo I just day try all this for my head.

if I day walk , I go just day move my hands as if say I day pool, if I sit down , I go still day move my leg. all this na just to master my act of swimming.

but mumu me no go any pool go do real practical oo. I felt it was not needed so far I understand the theory behind the swimming.


the deal day con reach. for my head I be Badoo for swimming already I just day fill my self . day waka with confidence.

I even enter boutique buy new boxers to swim. buy another white singlet.

story still continues. I day come.

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Watin love go some people sha

this ur story is just funny

sorry for the delay. let me continue my story.

and for the record this story is not a fabricated one . it's actually a true life story that happened to me back then in school.

ok let's continue.

so after I got the new boxers and nice white singlet .I went back home, then bath up. wear nice perf , come and see big boy.

so I took a bus to her bus stop, then we took another bus to the hotel we were gonna swim, she was just admiring my look and outfit, that alone was driving me crazy and made me want to impress her the more.

so we got to the pool, we sat down for like five minutes, then I went to make an enquiry about how we could get access to the Pool, i was told to pay 500 naira or 1k . can't remember the price then again.

so I paid , I was given a white towel, the guy also told me to use the bathroom to shower before we enter the pool.

so I gave my babe her own towel. she entered the bathroom and showered then change to her swimming cloth. I also did the same.

the guy also showed me the different part of the pool, he said one part was shallow while the other part was deep and told me to use the shallow part. and also instructed me to tell my babe the same.

then I told my babe she said okay.

then she went to the pool side. used the pool stair case then entered the shallow part of the pool.

This is somebody that can actually swim. Unlike me .

Then mumu me because I won impress the babe, and because I don watch enough YouTube videos on how to swim, I was feeling like a boss. I went to the deep part of the pool.

na so I jump inside pool ooo.


what happened next.
hmmmmmmmmm

Wonder represent peace but if you use it wrongly, na Oyo you dey. No amount of youtube videos will prepare you for swimming except practical, no go shorten your life span because of boobs and ass

jayinfo2:
sorry for the delay. let me continue my story.

and for the record this story is not a fabricated one . it's actually a true life story that happened to me back then in school.

ok let's continue.

so after I got the new boxers and nice white singlet .I went back home, then bath up. wear nice perf , come and see big boy.

so I took a bus to her bus stop, then we took another bus to the hotel we were gonna swim, she was just admiring my look and outfit, that alone was driving me crazy and made me want to impress her the more.

so we got to the pool, we sat down for like five minutes, then I went to make an enquiry about how we could get access to the Pool, i was told to pay 500 naira or 1k . can't remember the price then again.

so I paid , I was given a white towel, the guy also told me to use the bathroom to shower before we enter the pool.

so I gave my babe her own towel. she entered the bathroom and showered then change to her swimming cloth. I also did the same.

the guy also showed me the different part of the pool, he said one part was shallow while the other part was deep and told me to use the shallow part. and also instructed me to tell my babe the same.

then I told my babe she said okay.

then she went to the pool side. used the pool stair case then entered the shallow part of the pool.

This is somebody that can actually swim. Unlike me .

Then mumu me because I won impress the babe, and because I don watch enough YouTube videos on how to swim, I was feeling like a boss. I went to the deep part of the pool.

na so I jump inside pool ooo.


what happened next.
hmmmmmmmmm

U go drink like 1 galon of water

Hope say no b de girl com rescue u o

Funny story lolz

smogia:
You be big mumu

This is exactly what I want to say I don't want to sound rude that's why I didn't say it.but I actually know someone else will say it.

U don enter EXPRESS

shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooots



issokay



another one ( in DJ khalid voice)

Let somebody check for OP if he never drown to come and complete the story

Na so Akibo for my area take DIED for swimming pool o all because of LOVE

You are a mumu boy..