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Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by inahlot(m): 8:03pm On Mar 28, 2021 |
I have heard and seen many ridiculous relationship breakup story, mine was actually quite funny and at the same time not funny.. which goes thus .... so we've both been in this relationship for more than a year, she is a good girl with a good heart and not a demanding type of girl unlike wordly girls of nowadays, and beautiful with her melanie popping skin, average height and slim... so here is what happened I just don't call her again and she too didn't call me with my reason been that she is most of the time rude either we're together or over the phone, but she mostly exhibit this act whenever I called her and I have complained severally about this act sometimes she will apologized and at times not, but I think the cause is been that I'm way older than her and she is a Muslim while I'm a christian, it was funny to me cus it's the first time I will be breaking up with a girl in that manner.. whereas I was expecting her to call or msg me on whatsapp on what happened but her ego won't allow her to.... what is your own funny way you've breakup with your girl or guy before or heard, feel free to share and let's learn. it's my first time of creating a topic here tho' so there might be errors but I'm willing to learn so feel free to correct me but not criticize me ![]() 21 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Offpoint1: 8:04pm On Mar 28, 2021 |
Mine was.... "I missed my period" How can you missed your period when I didn't came nor go? 105 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by inahlot(m): 8:41pm On Mar 28, 2021 |
Offpoint1: lol just that 1 Like |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Offpoint1: 8:52pm On Mar 28, 2021 |
inahlot:Just that my brother, just that. 75 Likes 5 Shares
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Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by richmond500: 8:12am On Mar 29, 2021 |
she said "this isnt right, I see u as my younger brother" 126 Likes 10 Shares |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Leonyluiz(m): 12:03pm On Mar 29, 2021 |
richmond500: I'm extremely curious. tell us more 16 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by inahlot(m): 9:08pm On Mar 29, 2021 |
richmond500: .ah!!! big embarrassment, na only shameless person no go dey embarrass with this kind words so what happen thereafter 9 Likes |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Nazgul: 9:43pm On Mar 29, 2021 |
She told me that she has given her life to Jesus Christ and therefore we can't continue seeing each other. I didn't want to be an obstacle to her newly found faith so I withdrew. ![]() 138 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Wittyglam(f): 10:18pm On Mar 29, 2021 |
This is funny, I made video on some funny break up stories, check it out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFef1aOxSkk 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by paulolee(m): 10:35pm On Mar 29, 2021 |
said she's tired of dating a robot after i asked her to be patient with me back then in 2015 while she managing d broke me... she left me for one small street boi for street wey just "pick" small change.. e pain me die n I told her dt she would regret her decision...its 6yrs m shes now.married to dt same boy with 3 kids managing life In Lagos.. me I still de school and broker than I used to be, even after one pastor bin Tell me say him dey see inside me for inside my new ous n new car before d end of last year, guy nothing come out.. but u I still de hope On GOD shaaa. 514 Likes 30 Shares |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Dominion375: 10:37pm On Mar 29, 2021 |
You fvnny pass... Akaroro... 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Djshyne007(m): 10:41pm On Mar 29, 2021 |
We dated for 2 years and even planning on settling...Na so hanti yarn say she has been forcing herself to love me...she asked for space to clear her mind which I did...in my church mind we would get back together as I was a very loyal and faithful human being... Long story cut short...6 months later, hanti became 2 months pregnant for someone she introduced to me as her colleague at work (Access Bank)... e no end there, some old friends later told me hanti was busy telling people that she left me because I was cheating on her... na that lie burst my brain... 234 Likes 13 Shares |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by inahlot(m): 11:08am On Mar 30, 2021 |
Wittyglam: currently short of data, but I promise to check it out as soon as I subscribe ![]() |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by inahlot(m): 11:14am On Mar 30, 2021 |
paulolee: yea bro everything on God.. na just matter of time egg will walk 58 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by inahlot(m): 11:16am On Mar 30, 2021 |
Djshyne007: omo! this story should be tagged fear woman cus what � 52 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by GIDIBANKZ(m): 11:38am On Mar 30, 2021 |
Just passing by |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Nobody: 12:28pm On Mar 30, 2021 |
space for sale...dm ASAP ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Nobody: 12:33pm On Mar 30, 2021 |
Nazgul:so u no wan follow give ur life to christ? ![]() 28 Likes |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Pathokpo: 1:40pm On Mar 30, 2021 |
[quote author=Nazgul post=100319299]She told me that she has given her life to Jesus Christ and therefore we can't continue seeing each other. I didn't want to be an obstacle to her newly found faith so I withdrew. ![]() My brother hustle oooo. Make your babe no go tell you say she want break up because she want give her life to Christ. She want try say if you rich like them otedola she go want give her life to Christ. Even Christ no go agrea 4 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Pathokpo: 1:43pm On Mar 30, 2021 |
Djshyne007:Bros I can confidently tell you that she has been fucking that boy before she demanded for space. She only discharged you cos she didn't want to lose the said Yahoo boy. 72 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Wittyglam(f): 2:37pm On Mar 30, 2021 |
Thank you inahlot: 1 Like |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by bigpicture001: 4:00pm On Mar 30, 2021 |
My own ex would hold hand on anything hold able to run away..... First its I said I like ishilove, next is I HV spiritual problem cuz I encountered series of problems in biz , next are that I argue, again, y would i stand firm against a guy dat owes me over 5 months nd mocks my recovery effort again sh said I said this and that on nairaland..... Abeg who wan go wan go....me I don move on 8 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Nobody: 4:43pm On Mar 30, 2021 |
Eya I'll just read comments. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by thatsleepboy1: 4:50pm On Mar 30, 2021 |
Okay. |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Nato008(m): 5:08pm On Mar 30, 2021 |
paulolee:u almost had me....thought u even later made it self...lols� 116 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by paulolee(m): 7:05pm On Mar 30, 2021 |
Nato008:e still de pain me naaa 42 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by inahlot(m): 7:07pm On Mar 30, 2021 |
bigpicture001: I'm sorry if this sound rude or sort, so it seems you're single can we hook up on whatsapp to probably work out something 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Ishilove: 7:40pm On Mar 30, 2021 |
bigpicture001:Is liking Ishilove a problem? |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by bigpicture001: 8:29pm On Mar 30, 2021 |
Ishilove: Remember about one year ago...DTS where her worries started... But no worry ursef..who wan go wan go 1 Like |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Nobody: 8:43pm On Mar 30, 2021 |
Ishilove:Coughs 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Ishilove: 8:55pm On Mar 30, 2021 |
MejiLoyon:E reach to ask since it caused controversy in someone's relationship. I dey my dey, not knowing my dey dey cause wahala somewhere ![]() 14 Likes |
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