I have heard and seen many ridiculous relationship breakup story, mine was actually quite funny and at the same time not funny.. which goes thus ....



so we've both been in this relationship for more than a year, she is a good girl with a good heart and not a demanding type of girl unlike wordly girls of nowadays, and beautiful with her melanie popping skin, average height and slim... so here is what happened I just don't call her again and she too didn't call me with my reason been that she is most of the time rude either we're together or over the phone, but she mostly exhibit this act whenever I called her and I have complained severally about this act sometimes she will apologized and at times not, but I think the cause is been that I'm way older than her and she is a Muslim while I'm a christian, it was funny to me cus it's the first time I will be breaking up with a girl in that manner.. whereas I was expecting her to call or msg me on whatsapp on what happened but her ego won't allow her to....

what is your own funny way you've breakup with your girl or guy before or heard, feel free to share and let's learn.

it's my first time of creating a topic here tho' so there might be errors but I'm willing to learn so feel free to correct me but not criticize me

Mine was.... "I missed my period"

How can you missed your period when I didn't came nor go?

Offpoint1:
Mine was.... "I missed my period"
How can you missed your period when I didn't came nor go?

lol just that

inahlot:



lol just that

Just that my brother, just that.

she said "this isnt right, I see u as my younger brother"

richmond500:
she said "this isnt right, I see u as my younger brother"

I'm extremely curious. tell us more

richmond500:
she said "this isnt right, I see u as my younger brother"

.ah!!! big embarrassment, na only shameless person no go dey embarrass with this kind words

so what happen thereafter

She told me that she has given her life to Jesus Christ and therefore we can't continue seeing each other. I didn't want to be an obstacle to her newly found faith so I withdrew.

This is funny, I made video on some funny break up stories, check it out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFef1aOxSkk

said she's tired of dating a robot after i asked her to be patient with me back then in 2015 while she managing d broke me...
she left me for one small street boi for street wey just "pick" small change..
e pain me die n I told her dt she would regret her decision...its 6yrs m shes now.married to dt same boy with 3 kids managing life In Lagos..
me I still de school and broker than I used to be, even after one pastor bin Tell me say him dey see inside me for inside my new ous n new car before d end of last year, guy nothing come out..
but u I still de hope On GOD shaaa.

You fvnny pass... Akaroro...

We dated for 2 years and even planning on settling...Na so hanti yarn say she has been forcing herself to love me...she asked for space to clear her mind which I did...in my church mind we would get back together as I was a very loyal and faithful human being... Long story cut short...6 months later, hanti became 2 months pregnant for someone she introduced to me as her colleague at work (Access Bank)... e no end there, some old friends later told me hanti was busy telling people that she left me because I was cheating on her... na that lie burst my brain...

Wittyglam:
This is funny, I made video on some funny break up stories, check it out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFef1aOxSkk

currently short of data, but I promise to check it out as soon as I subscribe

paulolee:
said she's tired of dating a robot after i asked her to be patient with me back then in 2015 while she managing d broke me...
she left me for one small street boi for street wey just "pick" small change..
e pain me die n I told her dt she would regret her decision...its 6yrs m shes now.married to dt same boy with 3 kids managing life In Lagos..
me I still de school and broker than I used to be, even after one pastor bin Tell me say him dey see inside my for ous n new car before dt end of last year, guy nothing come out..
but u I still de hope On GOD shaaa.

yea bro everything on God.. na just matter of time egg will walk

Djshyne007:
We dated for 2 years and even planning on settling...Na so hanti yarn say she has been forcing herself to love me...she asked for space to clear her mind which I did...in my church mind we would get back together as I was a very loyal and faithful human being... Long story cut short...6 months later, hanti became 2 months pregnant for someone she introduced to me as her colleague at work (Access Bank)... e no end there, some old friends later told me hanti was busy telling people that she left me because I was cheating on her... na that lie burst my brain...

omo! this story should be tagged fear woman cus what �

Just passing by

space for sale...dm ASAP

Nazgul:
She told me that she has given her life to Jesus Christ and therefore we can't continue seeing each other. I didn't want to be an obstacle to her newly found faith so I withdrew.

so u no wan follow give ur life to christ?

[quote author=Nazgul post=100319299]She told me that she has given her life to Jesus Christ and therefore we can't continue seeing each other. I didn't want to be an obstacle to her newly found faith so I withdrew. [/quote
My brother hustle oooo. Make your babe no go tell you say she want break up because she want give her life to Christ. She want try say if you rich like them otedola she go want give her life to Christ. Even Christ no go agrea

Djshyne007:
We dated for 2 years and even planning on settling...Na so hanti yarn say she has been forcing herself to love me...she asked for space to clear her mind which I did...in my church mind we would get back together as I was a very loyal and faithful human being... Long story cut short...6 months later, hanti became 2 months pregnant for someone she introduced to me as her colleague at work (Access Bank)... e no end there, some old friends later told me hanti was busy telling people that she left me because I was cheating on her... na that lie burst my brain...

Bros I can confidently tell you that she has been fucking that boy before she demanded for space. She only discharged you cos she didn't want to lose the said Yahoo boy.

Thank you

inahlot:




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My own ex would hold hand on anything hold able to run away.....

First its I said I like ishilove, next is I HV spiritual problem cuz I encountered series of problems in biz , next are that I argue, again, y would i stand firm against a guy dat owes me over 5 months nd mocks my recovery effort again sh said I said this and that on nairaland.....

Abeg who wan go wan go....me I don move on

Eya


I'll just read comments.

Okay.

paulolee:
said she's tired of dating a robot after i asked her to be patient with me back then in 2015 while she managing d broke me...
she left me for one small street boi for street wey just "pick" small change..
e pain me die n I told her dt she would regret her decision...its 6yrs m shes now.married to dt same boy with 3 kids managing life In Lagos..
me I still de school and broker than I used to be, even after one pastor bin Tell me say him dey see inside my for ous n new car before dt end of last year, guy nothing come out..
but u I still de hope On GOD shaaa.

u almost had me....thought u even later made it self...lols�

Nato008:
u almost had me....thought u even later made it self...lols�

e still de pain me naaa

bigpicture001:
My own ex would hold hand on anything hold able to run away.....

First its I said I like ishilove, next is I HV spiritual problem cuz I encountered series of problems in biz , next are that I argue, again, y would i stand firm against a guy dat owes me over 5 months nd mocks my recovery effort again sh said I said this and that on nairaland.....

Abeg who wan go wan go....me I don move on

I'm sorry if this sound rude or sort, so it seems you're single can we hook up on whatsapp to probably work out something

bigpicture001:
My own ex would hold hand on anything hold able to run away.....

First its I said I like ishilove, next is I HV spiritual problem cuz I encountered series of problems in biz , next are that I argue, again, y would i stand firm against a guy dat owes me over 5 months nd mocks my recovery effort again sh said I said this and that on nairaland.....

Abeg who wan go wan go....me I don move on

Is liking Ishilove a problem?

Ishilove:

Is liking Ishilove a problem?

Remember about one year ago...DTS where her worries started...

But no worry ursef..who wan go wan go

Ishilove:

Is liking Ishilove a problem?

Coughs

MejiLoyon:

Coughs

E reach to ask since it caused controversy in someone's relationship. I dey my dey, not knowing my dey dey cause wahala somewhere