BankyGee:
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Newspaper

Newspaper

BankyGee:
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Answer to Riddle
- Newspaper

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Winner of last riddle:-
jerrykk!
Adejal!
*Claps, cheers*

BankyGee:
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Fire

Answer to Riddle - Fire

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Winner of last riddle:- Davidzy23! *Claps, cheers*

Pack of cards

Riddles and Jokes...
Please watch this short funny animation....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr0LY69eXM0

Answer to Riddle
- A pack of cards

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Winner of last riddle:-
Davidzy23!
*Claps, cheers*

Hi everyone

BankyGee:
Hi everyone

long time no see

Boss! Where have you been

BankyGee:
Hi everyone

BankyGee:
Hi everyone

Hello hello

Adejal:
Boss! Where have you been

Exams and school stuff.
But I'm back now. Thanks for looking out for me

pu7pl3:
I'm back like Vertebrae

Mi brother

Ayanfe29:


Hello hello

Hi baby... Longest time!
I dey miss you o..

Riddles loading tonight...

BankyGee:

Mi brother

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Aa bakin su mana. Besides, suna de kwudi ne? Aina suka samu kwudin?

LAUGH OUT LOUD

1) To my girlfriend you're free to check my phone at night But wen you're Done make sure u cry outside , I want to sleep.

2) Girls are gradually losing our culture, imagine I saw two girls today quarreling without clapping their hands, wetin dey happen.

3) Some of us don't know our secondary Schoolmate again because Aderemi Mercy is now Itz Princess Adenike
Lemme run she stone me.

4) On my wedding day, Short people will not be served I cannot waste my food on ppl dat cannot grow again.

5) I saw a science student crying.

ME: what's the matter?

HER: Matter is anything that has mass and occupies space . I just Left.
Nonsense

6) The way my Neighbor love eating chicken feet eh, Now all the chickens are now using wheel chair.

7) The way A.T.M throws out card after withdrawing #500 is so disrespectful I had to pick mine across de main Road yesterday.

Dey said no public gathering, but some fools Will post and still tag me with 70 others u wan infect person.

9) Village ppl are very wicked , dey can make u wear Glo T. Shirt to MTN interview.

10) Catching flowers at wedding doesn't make you the next bride my friend mhiz Pat caught up to 55 flowers, Now she has a garden.

11) Why do guys ever cheat How do dey feel For me I cannot cheat on my eight girlfriends. Never!

12) Nothing sweet pass when u are feeling sleepy in church and pastor said" bow down your head let's pray.

13) If new born babies knew the number of men dat suck the same breast before dem chaii, They will prefer drinking Zobo.

14) Have u ever checked your FB friends and u be like" when did I accept this one?

15) Someone will just die with afro in Nigeria movie and his spirit will come back with low cut. So barbing saloon dey that side?

16) I'm killing one small goat today and my landlord is looking at me with one kind eyes.

Wait oo, is it because of ordinary 2 years house rent .

16) Aunty oo,

Please, giving a guy your number when you're not going to accept his proposal is one of the perfect square of satanism.

17) The only time I'm ever serious with life is when I'm counting the numbers of zeros in the money that I want to transfer.

18) No matter how beautiful your wedding decoration may appear, it will still not make sense to those people that did not eat.
Am I communicating

19) My boss is very nice oo.

He bought new bike and gave me the old one, bought new car and gave me the old one, built new house and gave me the old one

Now he married new wife yesterday and I'm just waiting for his call, make this man no f*ck up oooo

20) Two weeks of dating and she already wants to meet my parents.

See my sister, it took me 9months to see my own parents, so relax and be realistic

21) A slay queen at my back during lecture shouted "we can't see your voice lecturer, please be loudable"

Nobody should hold me because I want to faint.

21) No condition is permanent except tribal mark. Ask the yorubas in my friend list, they will tell you more

22) I was busy thinking about my life when my grandfather asked Me to put his radio in a refrigerator because he wants to listen to cool music.

Now I'm thinking about his life instead of mine.

23) I want to be the reason why someone will be holding his/her phone and be laughing while walking on the road and hit his head on the NEPA pole.

24.20 Men can ride one bike without knowing each other. Do you understand or should I go deeper?

25.One motivational speaker committed suicide yesterday. He left a note for the upcoming ones.In quote, "If I can do it, you too can do it" I still don't understand what he was trying to say.

26.An Igbo man will have accident, Wake up for hospital see all his family member and ask "This one all of are here, Who dey shop?

27.Before I watch any horror movie with a lady, I must make sure I've seen it before cos I have to be a man, we can't be screaming together.

28.Some guys are playing the role of John the Baptist in relationship, preparing the way for someone greater.

29.Think say heart break dey pain?See let me tell you the truth, nothing pains like seeing light in other people's houses but una no get light.

30.Death is when a conductor put his armpit directly on your face as he dey collect money from people at the back.
Just die there.

31.Some call it rice, Others call it Rice but the correct pronunciation is RICE Argue with ur English teacher.

32.Everybody is a professional barber when it comes to private parts.
Wisdom will not kill me
I swear to like, comment and share and not skip this post
Remember u have sworn oo

TO BE CONTINUED

Riverbank

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

Answer to Riddle
- A riverbank

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Winner of yesterday's riddle:-
Adejal!
*Claps, cheers*

BankyGee:
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NAME

Shadow

BankyGee:
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BankyGee:

Hi baby... Longest time!
I dey miss you o..

Na me miss you pass o... how have you been?

pu7pl3:
I'm back like Vertebrae

*Clears throat*