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Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by rill: 9:00am On Apr 01, 2021 |
Nah only guys dey share stories. Why |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by budusky05(m): 9:14am On Apr 01, 2021 |
Which of the breakup do I even share? Over 23 years in the love affairs with over 30 breakups which one do I share? 1 Like
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Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by chikason22(m): 9:14am On Apr 01, 2021 |
Fmlao:
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Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by ubola: 9:16am On Apr 01, 2021 |
When she started behaving funny, I approached her mother who was aware of our relationship but she turned a blind eye. I insisted on paying her bride price cause I was paying her school fee from year one,the evil mother still resisted. At the point where I knew av lost out completely, decided to pull a fast one. Visited the mother regularly as though I care until she lost -guided and I collected the Android phone I bought for her without her knowing. Secondly, I proceeded to MTN office to block her line and got new SIM for it and began listening to calls and messages from the new bf which I warned and informed him of the grave consequences of frolicking with her. The mother kept begging me to buy her a new phone until my useless step-sister whom I gave the phone to be using,after warning her not to let them see it, she decided to go to their house with the phone, thank God after all the banter there she succeeded in bringing it back. She brought her police officer bf to threaten me to return the phone, while I also employed the services of a soldier who warned them to stay off from me. 7 Likes |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Domain12: 9:26am On Apr 01, 2021 |
[quote author=Ehimen48 post=100375082]Everything was going on smoothly, then one day I called her she didn't pick, called her the next day she didn't pick. Then I hoped she was going to call back after seeing my missed calls, but she didn't, and we kept viewing each other's whatapp status. waited the next day she didn't call, 3days later she didn't call, 1week became one month and one month became 2months and that's were we are now. Only to discover recently that she as blocked me on WhatsApp. I still laugh anytime I remember how wierd the breakup was. I think it's bcz she's JW and I'm pentecostal. But atleast she shud have said something. I really love her. She was the only girl to take me out on a date |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by bigcee(m): 9:26am On Apr 01, 2021 |
Fanuchi007:You think you have sense, abi? And that your sense no tell you say she is just using you(emotional manipulation). You go learn the hard way. 3 Likes
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Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Candycrushy(f): 9:31am On Apr 01, 2021 |
Pharaoh94:Chai Thats really bad So sorry about that 1 Like |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Pamellakimona: 9:32am On Apr 01, 2021 |
HMMMMMMMM! After I broke up from an 8 years relationship, I say make I rest for one year. shortly after my resting period with so much crying and praying, I met another dude who was based in Lagos and I was in PH. Hmmm. this story long sha but make I try. As a guy that just started his life on his own (He left his dad's company due to so much control over him at his age. And this was before we met). I was encouraging him to apply for jobs since he graduated with a first class but opted for uber. Bros was literally broke and I was earning 50k then but we were managing. I will send him little to buy shirts and pants in preparation for interviews, fund his TP to go to other states for interview. Las Las, bros got a job at CYBERSPACE in Lagos. He insisted I resign from my job and join him in Lagos which I could not because my mumsi was ill and I was footing her medical bills. Although I told him I will resign if I am certain I get a job over there. Throughout the year we dated, I was always visiting and he never came once. This guy introduced me to his mom and sisters and had met my mum and sister too. Fast forward sha. It was 2 days to my Birthday and we had planned meeting in Lagos. Now The Main Jist, one of my major customers at my place of work offered me a job at Ikoyi and a Managerial Position with an official car and a house. I quickly resigned from work and with the plenty joy in me I was going to tell ''MY MAN'' when I get to Lagos. I called before leaving PH like 2 days before I travelled but there was no response. I sha summon courage and hit the highway. On getting to Ugheli, I bought a new sim and called and shockingly, he answered. As bros hear my voice, him just pretend say na network and ended the call. I called and called and got no response from him. I had to stop over at my sister's house and passed the night with her family. The next day being a day to my BD, I called and sent a nasty and at the same time erotic message to bros, then he replied '' I will see you tomorrow". I find bros go him house but was told he had packed out 3 months earlier and the new location, I knew not. In sadness I cried my way back to my sister's house. She and her husband turned motivational speakers that day. I had mixed feelings but was very sure the pain I felt was much. I stayed in Lagos for a month and in serious pain. And applied to be transferred to Ph since same position was still up (Meanwhile na becos of bros i been choose lag) which was granted. As I move back, Covid 19 struck. 5 months later Bros started calling. Its more than a year now since he has been begging to come back. The breakup pain me pass the 8 years relationship because I felt after that long relationship, I will never love again. But den I fell for this guy badly. This thought still hurts even though I have forgiven him but I will reply his last whatsapp chat with my Wedding Invitation. For those people thinking all ladies are up and about your urgent 2k, you must change your orientation. 38 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by akeeng: 9:33am On Apr 01, 2021 |
Why breakup when you can just meuve? |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Pamellakimona: 9:38am On Apr 01, 2021 |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Candycrushy(f): 9:44am On Apr 01, 2021 |
After a one year relationship, he started acting weird and strange.. Then i started sensing breakup, i decided to confront him on 14th Feb this year, he told me to my face that he's tired and wanna be alone, no longer in the mood for relationship, blahhhh blahhh... E pain me sha But we meuvee 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Dre090: 9:48am On Apr 01, 2021 |
Its been fun reading all this so i am just going to share my latest one We started dating 2011, we were both young but at age 20 and she was almost 19 then, i think it was love, well it later became real after few years as we couldn't let go of each other, one way or the other we settled our differences, we are both hustlers living in different cities, we see each other 2-3 times a year spending days together, i trust her though i don't tell her, i am the one that shouldn't be trusted but if i was going to get married today it would be her cause she knows everything about me and loves me even as unserious as i am. We broke up last week, well i broke up with her cause she came around for something important, she couldn't see me for the first 3 days cause she was busy then she came to see me on a sunday and we were together overnight and left in the morning for her parent's house hoping to see her again atleast one more time before she leaves on wednesday like she told me. Monday no call Tuesday no call Wednesday no call Then i decided to call on Thursday night to ask what she was doing, only to tell me she left on Tuesday morning cause her boss told her to resume back to work and said she couldn't tell me cause she doesn't know how to put it to me cause i would get mad lol There was this phone conversation i overheard when she was with me, one of those guys calling your babe u know things like that, not a big deal to me, but the guy offered her a ride back to Lagos if she would wait till wednesday lol Thats how i ended it after being together for over 10 years. 4 Likes |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by bigcee(m): 10:00am On Apr 01, 2021 |
Pamellakimona:I beg you in the name of God. Abeg, don't ever take him back. Never you try it. Move on abeg. 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by joxxy01(m): 10:17am On Apr 01, 2021 |
mine was, "look at you, so u are even part of the people that go to toilet, its over between us I no do again". |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Adakintroy: 10:46am On Apr 01, 2021 |
paulolee: Your story pain pass Lazarus and the rich man. I weak# 1 Like |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by lovchalice(f): 11:10am On Apr 01, 2021 |
You can accept Christ into your life ma as you no wan follow her give your life Nazgul: |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Leonyluiz(m): 11:12am On Apr 01, 2021 |
Well. sh>t. Guess I'll share. Dated her for 2 years but she dated me for 3 months(found out after). Fell sick for a little while and she just didnt bother to check or pick my calls again. Got back out and found out she been telling people i was dead. I dont think there was another bigger indication of breakup than that. Confronted her and she didnt even deny it. so i lock up and moved on. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Dantech2020: 11:17am On Apr 01, 2021 |
yeah relation are just so sometime inahlot: 1 Like |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by bigcee(m): 11:28am On Apr 01, 2021 |
joxxy01:Chai, see finish no good o |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by 77star: 11:29am On Apr 01, 2021 |
HawkToBar:Ndidi |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Fmlao: 11:33am On Apr 01, 2021 |
[quote author=chikason22 post=100383316][/quote] I'm fit |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Nobody: 12:02pm On Apr 01, 2021 |
I just stopped calling her cause I wanted to move on and she sensed it. One day she called me and Said.. "I've been the only one calling for the past one week,You don't call...abeg if you don't want this relationship any more just talk" Me:Yes,I don't want any more. And that was it,how God saved me from Karishika. 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by teflondoppez(m): 12:03pm On Apr 01, 2021 |
deavicky:she wanna play with guns deavicky:she wanna play with guns |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by 77star: 12:30pm On Apr 01, 2021 |
Dre090:No vex I'm so curious about this How come pregnancy didn't happen for over ten years? How una take do am? 1 Like |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Wittyglam(f): 12:50pm On Apr 01, 2021 |
I have two videos on lamest break up excuses, some people are ment sha. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVDJJ4Ao65U |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by bigpicture001: 2:58pm On Apr 01, 2021 |
inahlot: Hello...didn't send you the numbers cuz I assumed your a guy at least that's what your profile says... Lastsam001@gmail.com |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Conners(m): 4:03pm On Apr 01, 2021 |
Naijahops:Stop lying,we dey listen juice wrld songs too |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Cashify: 5:14pm On Apr 01, 2021 |
Not funny |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Deway52(m): 5:14pm On Apr 01, 2021 |
She left me for a rich guy, she has forgotten fingers are not equal, that anyone can be blessed anytime. After 3yrs I saw her with the same guy inside latest Camry with a beautiful daughter and here I am still broke. 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Nobody: 5:24pm On Apr 01, 2021 |
Conners: ode decode the meaning. |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Fanuchi007: 5:57pm On Apr 01, 2021 |
bigcee:see, me I no even need serious relationship again. 95% of girls and guys cheat. e beta as I know d devil make e no bloody for me. Na 2 leave diz country dai my mind. no b loyal girlfriend be my problem again for life. money not true love is what am after. |
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