A frjend sent me her marriage invitation card and when I opened it, behold it was an April fool letter... I couldn't hold the laughter

Nepa no like me, i have a/c yet e still dey smell like toks. lol...... I go run gen morning ,nite,I no fit cook ,I no fit sleep. Why nepa hate me like this.why. fuc k

femijay8271:


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Oyiboman69:
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poseidonsaiz:


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Mcreloaded:


I don't lie.

Might be guilty for twisting 10% of the story but that's because the situation is most embarrassing.

I played on her fears of the covid 19 vaccination as she has always told me she will die first before taking the jab

I understand what you are going through as chronic habitual liars believe other people are liars like them.

Telling lies will get you no where in life.

So i decided to play April fool on mum today.

I called her and told her that a girl just sent me a message telling me that she's pregnant for me.

Guess what she said?

Ikenna give me her number,let me talk to her.
*After all you don reach to marry*.������

today is still February 30th by my calendar

I woke up squeezing myself on bed, and shouted "I can't get up, i can't stretch myself oo" serious shout ooo, he jumped up and was like where, how, he lifted me up and I opened my one eye and said "april fool" he said you ehrnn, and I said "happy new month" he just kissed me

HawkToBar:
I am the HOC of my class, I had to play a fast one of them by telling them of a invincible test scheduled to hold by 7:30am by a Senior Lecturer. 98% of the class population was present. I later showed face around 11:35am telling them it's APRIL FOOL. many rained curses but all na cruise.
All happened yesterday

wicked thing.

2shaw:
Nepa no like me, i have a/c yet e still dey smell like toks. lol...... I go run gen morning ,nite,I no fit cook ,I no fit sleep. Why nepa hate me like this.why. fuc k

Lol welcome to Nigeria

Nor be you follow chant sai baba?

Sooyabistroo:
I told my guy I was pregnant

which one for inside? because I know say u get dem plenty.

PARACLETOS:
A frjend sent me her marriage invitation card and when I opened it, behold it was an April fool letter... I couldn't hold the laughter

It was also sent to me.... And I forwarded it someone and the reply I got was " awwww congratulation to u .... Send me ur account number"

Probably she didn't open it...
Omo I forwarded my aza sharp sharp cos am dame cashless. But my mind is telling one of our friends go cast am lol

I was inside my shop this morning checking stocks when a customer came in to inform me that his boss want me to supply him a huge amount of goods...nna eh! After arranging the goods and took it to their warehouse only for his boss to tell me he never requested for any goods. Nna I vex eeh!

We were told we had quiz by 12 noon... we came and it was April fool. �

Hahahahh,
I told my friend I had an accident while going for lecture this morning, than I'm currently in the hospital.... In less that 10mins my friend is already in the said hospital I told him... He then called and said, which of the ward I am, and I laughed and said April fool.... He then stated saying, the day you will have the real accident if you call me I will not come... He said I woke him from his sweet dream just to play a prank on him and I stated laughing....

Lol, i did the same to all my whatsapp contacts. The reactions were hilarious.

OROSUNBOLB:
I was shocked to receive a "wedding invite" from this young,pretty and very brilliant girl who only recently gained admission to sturdy Law at the prestigious Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile Ife. She lives with her Parents in my neighbourhood.

So many questions came to my mind all at the same time. Was she impregnated by a guy ? Why would she want to get married at such tender age of 17 ? What was her parents thinking; are they alright ? Ned Nwoko's factor ? What exactly ? What? What ?? Endless questions !

I was so disappointed in that girl that I was tempted to call her at that odd hour - 12.36 am to express how I felt. But then, something in me said I should open the card at least,to see who was the idiot that wanted to marry her at that age. Lo and behold, April fool - You've just been fooled !What a joke,what a relief especially !

I was completely caught off guard.

nice one

midehi2:
I woke up squeezing myself on bed, and shouted "I can't get up, i can't stretch myself oo" serious shout ooo, he jumped up and was like where, how, he lifted me up and I opened my one eye and said "april fool" he said you ehrnn, and I said "happy new month" he just kissed me

My prank on my wife didn't work . She called to request I buy Kilimanjaro bread for her. I told her National Association of Bakers were on strike. She no gree o. Say lai lai I must buy the bread o. Na so my game cut.

Viridis:
I am going to call my girlfriend and tell her that it is over and I go give una feedback

Bros no try am ee fit end in tears

My lecturer pranked us with a test, most people don read overnight cos the course tough like mad.

superjaks:


She tricked me to borrow her money
Unknown to me, it's Aprill fool

I'm laughing real hard.

Lol

superjaks:
This is what Deborah did to me this morning

I've been begging her since for refund oo

Hahahaaaa... Celine Dion
I swear she did same to me,
Bad girl

Did mine yesterday I called my mum and told her I have filled a form to join the Nigeria Army ,.... since yesterday I have received a lot of calls from her and many sermons on why I can't join ..... we are still on it ooooooooo ..... she didn't know it was a prank

I told my close friends i was arrested and they should help bail me
Them wan already contribute bail money

OLESCO:


It was also sent to me.... And I forwarded it someone and the reply I got was " awwww congratulation to u .... Send me ur account number"

Probably she didn't open it...
Omo I forwarded my aza sharp sharp cos am dame cashless. But my mind is telling one of our friends go cast am lol

Sharp guy

I tell my friend say Buhari don die for London everybody dey happy and I nor go tell dem na April, maybe e fi just happen.. I hate nonsense 1 bag of cement 4k

superjaks:
This is what Deborah did to me this morning

I've been begging her since for refund oo

Don't mind Debby o, and she will be doing like she can't talk

We were expecting our pediatrics result... Someone printed for the class as a prank.

Men we well for it.