Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by luo88888888: 6:38pm On Apr 01, 2021 |
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Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by inahlot(m): 6:49pm On Apr 01, 2021 |
Fmlao: A lady gree for me today today, we break up today today this night.
Na so i enter nairaland see dis topic
Why d break up?
I dated her best friend like 4 years ago and d best friend told her how bad i was
New gf quick vex break up Anyways, na side chick i wan use am for I wanted to side you before, but when I read your last sentences, I'd be daft to... the girl and your ex are both right then ![sad](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/sad.png) |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by inahlot(m): 7:09pm On Apr 01, 2021 |
meobizy: I have none. Relationships scare me so I pump and dump. If I get the itch for a relationship, I backtrack mentally to my needy phase of life and relive how weak it made me. Counting my many acts of stupidity back then straighten me for the better. it doesn't have to be like that tho' I think you just need to work on your weakness while in a relationship, if it's over commitment or over loving the guy and I'm sure it'd work out for you.. because you can't say cuz someone broke your heart now, you won't love again, and probably give yourself time to be sure when you're really ready to go into one |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by inahlot(m): 7:11pm On Apr 01, 2021 |
deavicky: i was told I'm not romantic and later left for a soldier. At my quite time I began to ask myself does it mean a soldier is more romantic me. I don't why, but this is actually the most funny replies I have come across here 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Luvlyfal(f): 9:01pm On Apr 01, 2021 |
deavicky: i was told I'm not romantic and later left for a soldier. At my quite time I began to ask myself does it mean a soldier is more romantic than me. lolz funny u.can't stop laughing. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Luvlyfal(f): 9:01pm On Apr 01, 2021 |
inahlot:
I don't why, but this is actually the most funny replies I have come across here same here o |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Cashio(m): 9:05pm On Apr 01, 2021 |
Ay04z: fiction not fiction bro..I'm an architect, not a writer. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Luvlyfal(f): 9:08pm On Apr 01, 2021 |
Pamellakimona: HMMMMMMMM!
After I broke up from an 8 years relationship, I say make I rest for one year. shortly after my resting period with so much crying and praying, I met another dude who was based in Lagos and I was in PH. Hmmm. this story long sha but make I try. As a guy that just started his life on his own (He left his dad's company due to so much control over him at his age. And this was before we met). I was encouraging him to apply for jobs since he graduated with a first class but opted for uber. Bros was literally broke and I was earning 50k then but we were managing. I will send him little to buy shirts and pants in preparation for interviews, fund his TP to go to other states for interview. Las Las, bros got a job at CYBERSPACE in Lagos. He insisted I resign from my job and join him in Lagos which I could not because my mumsi was ill and I was footing her medical bills. Although I told him I will resign if I am certain I get a job over there. Throughout the year we dated, I was always visiting and he never came once. This guy introduced me to his mom and sisters and had met my mum and sister too. Fast forward sha. It was 2 days to my Birthday and we had planned meeting in Lagos. Now The Main Jist, one of my major customers at my place of work offered me a job at Ikoyi and a Managerial Position with an official car and a house. I quickly resigned from work and with the plenty joy in me I was going to tell ''MY MAN'' when I get to Lagos. I called before leaving PH like 2 days before I travelled but there was no response. I sha summon courage and hit the highway. On getting to Ugheli, I bought a new sim and called and shockingly, he answered. As bros hear my voice, him just pretend say na network and ended the call. I called and called and got no response from him. I had to stop over at my sister's house and passed the night with her family. The next day being a day to my BD, I called and sent a nasty and at the same time erotic message to bros, then he replied '' I will see you tomorrow". I find bros go him house but was told he had packed out 3 months earlier and the new location, I knew not. In sadness I cried my way back to my sister's house. She and her husband turned motivational speakers that day. I had mixed feelings but was very sure the pain I felt was much. I stayed in Lagos for a month and in serious pain. And applied to be transferred to Ph since same position was still up (Meanwhile na becos of bros i been choose lag) which was granted. As I move back, Covid 19 struck. 5 months later Bros started calling. Its more than a year now since he has been begging to come back. The breakup pain me pass the 8 years relationship because I felt after that long relationship, I will never love again. But den I fell for this guy badly. This thought still hurts even though I have forgiven him but I will reply his last whatsapp chat with my Wedding Invitation.
For those people thinking all ladies are up and about your urgent 2k, you must change your orientation. so sorry about dat |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by KingLion007(m): 4:20am On Apr 02, 2021 |
Mine is that we argue too much...happened yesterday |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by KingLion007(m): 4:42am On Apr 02, 2021 |
blingxx: she said I don't know when she needs space (this girl hardly picks my calls even on weekends) ,she finally confess say our relationship can't work bcus of the kind of friends I keep ,not that I have smokers or yahooboys as friends ..I still don't understand what she meant by that sha ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) They will always give excuse na |
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Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Fmlao: 7:34am On Apr 02, 2021 |
inahlot:
I wanted to side you before, but when I read your last sentences, I'd be daft to... the girl and your ex are both right then ![sad](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/sad.png) This isn't about you picking side It's about a bitter ex spoiling market for me. The new babe dey call back again but the son of Lawal don lock up |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Nazgul: 5:37pm On Apr 02, 2021 |
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Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by uchman(m): 9:14pm On Apr 02, 2021 |
TheSupleemLeada: She borrowed money from me for what she said was an investment.. started telling me stories when it was time to pay back....found out it was one of those ponzi schemes that had capitulated....I seized her car and sold it off getting 90% of my money back. She broke up with me without paying my balance. I smell lies... |
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Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Michael390(m): 1:12pm On Apr 21, 2021 |
Conners: Stop lying,we dey listen juice wrld songs too Abi ohhh Is it not I'll be fine abi which one again |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by Kirkman: 4:04pm On Apr 21, 2021 |
Omoluabiii: SUG president snatch her, she told me, she z falling for him somehow, and that she z always in his room.... When i heard that, i withdrew straight. Deleted her number, and thats all.. Its so, funny... We doing fine in our seperate lives. Lobatan She left you for a guy with a temporary post, kai! Fear women. |
Re: Funny Relationship Breakup Story You've Heard Or Did, Here's mine by SheriffDTrader(m): 10:15pm On Dec 14, 2021 |
Bekeey: Mine is just happened this night o, the girl have refused to visit me getting to 6months now. I have told her because of her virginity, I wouldn't touch her but just want us to stay together. And I am planning to have future with her as well. But still, she don't want to hear kept saying she won't come to my house.
Already tired of her Future ke na lie ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) Me and you know wetin you want |