Pearl1910:


Humility at its peak... But u know there is no guarantee she will give u 5star even as she gist u all these.

I think I know that driver

E-hailing is like customer service work. Smile even if u aren't in d mood, remain courteous even when u r being spoken to rudely, apologise even when its not ur fault, ignore insults and apologise again. If u cant tolerate (worship) riders stay away from ehailing.

r u serious?

As seen on WhatsApp

shollywendy1:
I really appreciate everyone for wishing bishop well. I have no doubt about you guys kindness.
Even though it was APRIL FOOL. But as God still remains on the throne. We shall be celebrated.
The shout of congratulations will never cease in our various home.
Make I japa because if pearl, peep4u and felicity catch me.
APRIL FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What!!! Wait wait!!! I fit swear for u like this even my wife self just dey dance since I tell her the good news... Guy c no just try me oooh... blackbishop better come here now

deedee44:

I can relate bro. That was how I picked one girl from agungi going to egbeda, 10 mins drive to my house I just praised God. From our conversation I realized she came to visit her bf and they had a misunderstanding that's why she left.
When we were about to climb ikoyi link bridge her bf called her apologizing, next thing I heard have you gone far? The girl didn't know anywhere and asked me "where are we pls"
Me: We're about to climb third mainland bridge

That was how I didn't lose my destination trip that day lol

Lol. I no that feeling of eavesdropping to know how to ensure u dont lose out

Blackbishop:


Like seriously!!!!!

International KAZEEM?

Wow. You re truly leaving us. I still dey think of how to come show face for your workshop o.

Aldsm, safe journey bro.

Pinshure or I no believe.

Felicity001:


Lol... na me tell u to accept 99.9% surge trip? You no know say there re always consequences with surge trips b4 So enjoy your current rating while you use those tips to build up after the holidays again.

By the way the only thing I forgot to add is that my hair style has n9w change from afro to dreadlocks I'm serious oooh and ive noticed that since I started having these dreadlocks most of these oloshos always behave and even the bad guys have being playing along as well.

I'm really enjoying my new look I must say.

Felicity001:
@ chucsmoor , enyinola and others who are using Camry (muscle) for the hustle, how much would you guve out your car on rental if you were to put such a car on the platform?

Camry 2010 model V4 assuming it's a tok.

And for the veterans in the house how much do you think you can rent such a classy car?

cc: peep4u, pope191 aka OBO, chillax, pearl1910, kanuisagoat, BAZ001 aka Baddo shollywendy, plus all the ogas.

Although the car is expensive so owner must get value but it consumes more fuel so driver will lose on fuel purchase.
However, driver will be enjoying offline trips so he can make it up for the lose in fuel.

So for this car its 30k on rental if its sharp tokunbo, 25k if its naija used

Felicity001:
@ chucsmoor , enyinola and others who are using Camry (muscle) for the hustle, how much would you guve out your car on rental if you were to put such a car on the platform?

Camry 2010 model V4 assuming it's a tok.

And for the veterans in the house how much do you think you can rent such a classy car?

cc: peep4u, pope191 aka OBO, chillax, pearl1910, kanuisagoat, BAZ001 aka Baddo shollywendy, plus all the ogas.

Brother man anything lesser than 25k you re cheating yourself, U don open business for driver be that. There is no huge difference between V4 Camry and Corolla interns of fuel consumption. I ve driven 4 different cars on this ehailing thing. I make 40k on weekends (sat and Sunday) alone on Indriver with 10k fuel. The issues with Camry is that, they are very fragile and too low to Navigate bumpy and rugged road. And be ready to spend on maintenance. It would be better to give out such car to driver with ehailing experience and careful driving habit or else won't like what your car will become after few months.

alongetayo:


Abeg link me up na. May be i fit start my political career from there. I'm from that side also.

Bro settle down first if you really want to go there. And I will link you up with people on ground and you have to go to political meetings and mingle wella. The mentality there is different.

Felicity001:


Inasmuch as this your advice sounds matured and fantastic, I would also want to say that life doesnt really or always go the way we as human always want or expect. Mind you there's no formular to have a successful union or marriage and at some point in life as couple spouse will have to deviate out of scope just to take the family to her permanent site.

I always have this ideology about men which is, they're transient (naturally mobile) provided its all for the money to move the family. Since iyawo and probably Omo are involve, it's best they stay behind. It's a good thing wifi is even working, relocating affects children the most especially their primary and secondary education and friends because these is the foundation of every human. Most people make their life time friends during these period so changing place of residence affect negatively.

Ilesa is just 4-5hrs away from lagos, this any serious man that loves his family can do at least twice monthly to Come visit his family and then return once he is well settled in his new place of work.

In few years time now self the journey from that side to Lagos will be less than 1hr by train.

We have men living abroad that have family here in Nigeria let alone for those living within Nigeria.

All because of money...Baba, money is not everything and when it happens that money will not even help.

Secondly, its not even good money sef (apologies if I sound derogatory/demeaning to the salary)...if he was going abroad or if the pay is very good that's fine.

Thirdly, its not a well structured coy or govt work so there is no job security. So he really can't build his family around that job.

Lastly, he can easily make 100k driving if that's the amount he wants and still have all the rest, time with family, and time to do other things that will bring money or give him peace and fulfilment.

I know marriages succeed apart but the failure rate is more prevalent...and for me I cherish family above any other thing. For 100k/month its not worth it.

Just saying my view, cos I already said I can't advise him in this regard.

BAZ001:


It’s the wrong tool for the business, trust me.
I can only boast of netting 15k with 5k fuel during weekends plus surge.
Weekdays no even think am at all 5k no fit net 10k except u avoid 700 trips upandan
Though
Riders like it and want to hire you for special occasions. (Offline)
Estate gatemen, Lastma / tout won’t know or threat u like coro boys unless na all dis local olosho u carry.

If I will give it out I will do 25k or 30k, cos me self can’t boast of netting 50k per week except d days of Uber 3% promo (I be lazy career uber-driver no yab me)

Chai...see suffer. No wonder...now I understand ur plight. I know say the car they consume fuel but this ur own too much o. 15k for 5k fuel with surge? when my Coro they make 35-40k with 5k fuel on surge, 25-30k without surge.
Go and check ur car o

Ghost1994:
As seen on WhatsApp

I rejected alot transfer today, most banks were having network issues Gtb,, Zenith, Uba etc. I tried doing transfer through these banks, none was going.

shollywendy1:
I really appreciate everyone for wishing bishop well. I have no doubt about you guys kindness.
Even though it was APRIL FOOL. But as God still remains on the throne. We shall be celebrated.
The shout of congratulations will never cease in our various home.
Make I japa because if pearl, peep4u and felicity catch me.
APRIL FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thunderrrrrrr fire your left lap
Chai...u got us there... nice one, nice one. Disappointing though. But It will be a reality for Black Bishop and any other person that desires it. Amen

Pearl1910:


Chai...see suffer. No wonder...now I understand ur plight. I know say the car they consume fuel but this ur own too much o. 15k for 5k fuel with surge? when my Coro they make 35-40k with 5k fuel on surge, 25-30k without surge.
Go and check ur car o

Bross u dey lie small small. The max Coro can give u is 25k without surge. I drove it for 1 year, so I know what am talking about. compare to Camry is 20k. The difference is not much.

5k fuel gave me 22k lastweek Saturday, I didn't work in sunday

Ghost1994:
As seen on WhatsApp

This just cracked me up, cos I dey vex say I never receive alert of 5k and 3k wey riders do for me today.

davit:
Pinshure or I no believe.

Lol.... Pinshure ko pinball ni... Request me I dey ikeja underbridge like this you will see me for your app

davit:


Wow. You re truly leaving us. I still dey think of how to come show face for your workshop o.

Aldsm, safe journey bro.

Late comer... We re talking of April fool here you still dey jabo

chucsmoore:
Bross u dey lie small small. The max Coro can give u is 25k without surge. I drove it for 1 year, so I know what am talking about. compare to Camry is 20k. The difference is not much.

5k fuel gave me 22k lastweek Saturday, I didn't work in sunday

I don't lie Bro...I have nothing to gain or lose. All things being equal with 1k fuel I make minimum 5k without surge. That's why I said 5k fuel gives me 25-30k.

Condition of car, driving habit, and condition of roads are determining factors

Pearl1910:


This just cracked me up, cos I dey vex say I never receive alert of 5k and 3k wey riders do for me today.

Riders know what they're doing.

Once its ending of every month I used to refused anything transfer cos most bank dey do audit/balancing.

Use this method and be free... just go to cybercafe and type this exact words *150 naira make use of their photocopy 60naira and collect their cell tape to safe yourself from unnecessary riders tension.

Place one on your dashboard and one at the back headrest.

Stay safe

alongetayo:
Dear Copilots I need your sincere advice.

I lost my contract bank job 2 and half years ago, though I was earning less than 80k.

6 months later I was able to gather funds, personal savings, Loans from family and friends (Non interest) and I got a Matrix 04, I have since paid back all these loans.

I have been driving on uber/bolt for 2 years and its wonderful. I net above 100k in a month when I work fully, but the fatigue and stress has been taking a toll on my health since last year( I started looing weight and now I'm down some other ailments, but getting better) I started active driving 2 years ago, may be im not the strong type tho.

Recently I got a job offer of a little above 100k(net) outside lagos(Ilesa, i am from the area also) which means I have to relocate. It comes with an accommodation.

My car is in perfect condition but I don't have the will to continue this ehailing job.
Pls is it a good advice to take up the offer or I just continue my ehailing job, may be just weekend hustle?

Note: The job is just a managerial job and not too much stress in it.

My friend carry all ur properties and family and go for dat Job.. 100K in Ilesa is more Dan 250k as salary in Lagos, that's wia I grew up.

And now that d offer even comes with accomodation, U will soon buy land from dat salary and U can even be saving 60k monthly without stress.

Blackbishop:


Baba ve you stayed there before? If you really plan on committing suicide, just go there for a week your suicidal mission will be faster than expected

Spent more Dan 20 yrs dere, if U know ur way round, U will enjoy and moreover Ife and Osogbo is close by less Dan an hour drive without traffic... U go enjoy

Ghost1994:


Riders know what they're doing.

Once its ending of every month I used to refused anything transfer cos most bank dey do audit/balancing.

Use this method and be free... just go to cybercafe and type this exact words *150 naira make use of their photocopy 60naira and collect their cell tape to safe yourself from unnecessary riders tension.

Place one on your dashboard and one at the back headrest.

Stay safe

Chaii!!! I will adapt this system now oooh my N3,200 still dey pain till today. Temitope Lawal na serious thief.

Yes where that stupaid idiota, son of a rachieled fada and president of fuuls that called uber drivers zombies? Make him come meet me for area now now like this I like show am something when him papa no get working for 35yrs.

Noncense!!

SokizzRaven:
kanuisagoat baba I beg while you’re waiting can you please help in anyway with this? A better trip go soon show defy

I had similar issues when I was trying to get on board.

Send a mail to info@bolt.eu and cc support@bolt.zendesk.com.

That should help

Felicity001:
@ chucsmoor , enyinola and others who are using Camry (muscle) for the hustle, how much would you guve out your car on rental if you were to put such a car on the platform?

Camry 2010 model V4 assuming it's a tok.

And for the veterans in the house how much do you think you can rent such a classy car?

cc: peep4u, pope191 aka OBO, chillax, pearl1910, kanuisagoat, BAZ001 aka Baddo shollywendy, plus all the ogas.

You kukuma know my opinion on rentals. Anything below N30k as rental is just you opening shop for the driver.

However, considering the vehicle, I may just collect 25k but never below that. I will rather sell the vehicle than collect anything below 25k. The money realised from the sale will be enough to buy a better vehicle more suited for the hustle.

Pearl1910:


Chai...see suffer. No wonder...now I understand ur plight. I know say the car they consume fuel but this ur own too much o. 15k for 5k fuel with surge? when my Coro they make 35-40k with 5k fuel on surge, 25-30k without surge.
Go and check ur car o

My weekend is fri - sat, I don’t drive on sundays
How many hours do you drive same as Nnamdi Kanuisagoat ? I will confirm next weekend maybe I’m down playing the car fuel consumption.
Though Once I net 15k I’m off for the day.
Net: is deducting 5k from net earnings on dashboard after app deduction.
What should I check in my car biko ?

sharpk007:


Spent more Dan 20 yrs dere, if U know ur way round, U will enjoy and moreover Ife and Osogbo is close by less Dan an hour drive without traffic... U go enjoy

Good for you bro. We are different. The love I got for ilesa is not for the environment but the people.

kanuisagoat:


You kukuma know my opinion on rentals. Anything below N30k as rental is just you opening shop for the driver.

However, considering the vehicle, I may just collect 25k but never below that. I will rather sell the vehicle than collect anything below 25k. The money realised from the sale will be enough to buy a better vehicle more suited for the hustle.

C ur head like g.o.a.t

So from popular opinion 25k is fair enough...

Thanks to everyone that contributed to this I really appreciate

BAZ001:


My weekend is fri - sat, I don’t drive on sundays
How many hours do you drive same as Nnamdi Kanuisagoat ? I will confirm next weekend maybe I’m down playing the car fuel consumption.
Though Once I net 15k I’m off for the day.
Net: is deducting 5k from net earnings on dashboard after app deduction.
What should I check in my car biko ?

Your definition of net na in dey confuse people

Your car is perfectly fine.

chucsmoore:
Bross u dey lie small small. The max Coro can give u is 25k without surge. I drove it for 1 year, so I know what am talking about. compare to Camry is 20k. The difference is not much.

5k fuel gave me 22k lastweek Saturday, I didn't work in sunday

Thank you sir, I’m sure that with 5k fuel I will take minimum of 15k home. But all this hyping of figures dey always trip me, and it’s this figures people see and rush into the hustle.
I already felt there is something wrong with my car o

kanuisagoat:


Your definition of net na in dey confuse people

Your car is perfectly fine.

net no be wetin u take home or net na wetin u see on your dashboard after app deduction?
Pls house what’s the definition of net with 5k fuel ?
1. Is it App Net (Net showing on Dashboard after App deduction )
or
2. Money in your pocket (after you minus fuel money from dashboard net )
Like I ve been saying what I see on dashboard is never in my account. It’s better for me to know how much I’m taking home as profit, rather than dashboard

Felicity001:
@ chucsmoor , enyinola and others who are using Camry (muscle) for the hustle, how much would you guve out your car on rental if you were to put such a car on the platform?

Camry 2010 model V4 assuming it's a tok.

And for the veterans in the house how much do you think you can rent such a classy car?

cc: peep4u, pope191 aka OBO, chillax, pearl1910, kanuisagoat, BAZ001 aka fBaddo shollywendy, plus all the ogas.

if i really wants to do the rental business i will not use muscle, I can't rent it out.. I just dey use am brideging some gap nii, but the truth be say dem no put eye for the car shaaaa, I dey see vio line up abt 10 coro na so dem just pass me, I dey enter estate most times without security troubling me, rider sef dey respect me shaaa and dem dey always compliment my car... na offline job I dey since last friday now and the rider even open her mouth tell me say she like my car e get prestige