FatherOfJesus:

Lol, what’s intellectual about getting a job without an employment letter?
No wonder you lot believe nonsense from the Bible

MaxInDHouse:
Did i say there's never going to be an appointment letter?

What i'm saying is you're living in the Dreamworld where you think everything depends on paperwork. People getting the best jobs aren't going through paperworks but recommendation from those who have been TESTED and TRUSTED (BELEIVES) the paperworks would be arranged later for the purpose of documentation.
So it's not based on your qualifications that you get good jobs but RECOMMENDATIONS from those whom the employers TRUSTED (BELEIVES) that's what i want you to know first instead of arguing about whether people believe the Bible or not.

I want to tell you that millions of JWs today don't believe the Bible now because of the stories found in it, but we believe in the author of that book because we are eyewitnesses of the things He foretells and we are seeing with our own eyes today!
An adage in my place says:
"a hunter came back from the forest carrying a cheetah and asked his fellow villages to assist him in carrying about 8 wild beasts he killed in the bushes but he's not able to carry everything, then the chief asked him how were you able to kill so many animals just you alone? Then he began DEMONSTRATING and in the course of his demonstration three fowls, two goats and a ram were injured to death. Abeg if it's hard for you to believe what you haven't seen, what about the ones you're seeing with your own eyes?"
The God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob has promised and fulfilled his promises, and we are eyewitnesses of this today so if you want to turn your back on the evidence of his existence there is no problem JWs will help those who want to see the proofs and they will surely TRUST (BELEIVE) in the rest of his promises!

FatherOfJesus:

Your God is an idol, the only true God is the Flying Spaghetti Monster for it has been written in the gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Nobody goes to the volcano of wine in heaven unless through his noodle appendages.

MaxInDHouse:


Good! At least you BELIEVE in something even though your only proof is what is written in a book!

FatherOfJesus:

Yeah, no difference between us at all

MaxInDHouse:
No difference between you and those you're mocking but as for me there's a great difference that's what you failed to grasp!

FatherOfJesus:

Are you mocking my God?

MaxInDHouse:
NO! NEVER! I'm just saying my God differ from yours!
When i say "My father" of course you too will utter exactly the same thing but deep in our hearts we are not referring to the same person.
That's why we need to discuss on the attributes of our fathers to be sure we're both talking about the same person!

FatherOfJesus:

I am talking about the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I know nothing about your god.

MaxInDHouse:
That's exactly what i'm saying, you and i aren't of the same God!

FatherOfJesus:

Lol, so kindly keep your God to yourself while I serve mine.

MaxInDHouse:
Excellent idea!
How i wish most Nairalanders are as simple as this i swear there won't be any arguments, insults, abuses or curses!
Thanks you and thank you again and again and again!

FatherOfJesus:
You are welcome dude

MaxInDHouse:

FatherOfJesus:

Evidence that the Flying Spaghetti Monster creates us in his own image.

MaxInDHouse:
Yours is also welcome along with the rest of more than 100,000 Gods claiming they cause life!

FatherOfJesus:

Ofcourse true

Dtruthspeaker:

Please I do not understand definition in terms of what?

imiski:
soul and body