Hon Patrick Obahiagbon's EASTER message to all Christians around the world



"As we join Christians in the celebration of Easter, may we truly reflect on the quintessential modus vivendi of Master Jesus; The Christ, who peregrinated this incarnation as an exempli gratia of self abnegation, puritanical excrescence, spartan discipline, mental magnitude, hierophantic candour and altruistic effusions,qualities which have become a desiderata for national resurgimento".

“Beyond the fugacious razzmatazz of the moment, I seriously call attention to the rutilanting and coruscating modus vivendi of Master Jesus the Christ and I dare pontificate that save and until we viscerally emblematize the virtues of self-immolation, quintessential abnegation, eulogizeable simplicity, Christ-like humility and immerse ourselves in a platonic emotionalism of agape love and communalistic service, we would have woefully failed in learning and imbibing the true meaning of EASTER.

We must elevate this moment from a proscenium of joie de vivre into one of meditative transcendentalism”.

HAPPY EASTER.

~ Patrick Obahiagbon




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Wow

Message is complete when the recipient understands the information you are trying to pass, else it is considered a noise.

Typical naija man, he said a lot but communicated little message.
Without bothering to look up words, same to you, Honorable.

With all the big big grammar he wasn't able to deliver one single project In his hometown during his tenure as a federal lawmaker.





Mr. Honourable my foot!

He ended up talking to himself alone

Even with a thesaurus you still find it difficult to understand this guy

And he called this an Easter message?


Easter incantation

This is Easter jagons

Iranu oshi

How do you expect us to comprehend all this now. Am sure this message is for Buhari and Gumi.

No single IPOB member can understand the English.

Same to you sir. Lol

Uteghe:
No single IPOB member can understand the English.

No problem as long as the speak igbo and can shoot a rifle when the need arises.

UsmanFodio:
Message is complete when the recipient understands the information you are trying to pass, else it is considered a noise.

You took the words right out of my mouth.

Jesus did not understand your grammar

This man was iconic for the word "CABALOCRACY" !!! Very funny professor turn politician!!!
Lols

asobo1:
Who dash am professor?

Well maybe not a professor but I'm sure he once was a lecturer in one of the Southern state university!

Proactivity Leads To Productivity !!!
@Seniorwriter

now what's this.. if I want to mark this message I'll give it. one and half.. no message passed here

He didn't communicate.

Hw many times una go carry this tin come front page. E don stale o!

Yet he couldn't use the English to save oshiomole from obaseki big blow.

Okay

OKAy

I think I can relate

Even Jesus won't understand this

Patrick Obahiagbon would have been a good English professor.

Who dis one want to stress dis night. Make he come read m by himself biko