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Wives Of Today And Those Of Yesterday *** by vict505(m): 11:35am On Apr 10, 2021 |
*Comparative Analysis Between Wives of Today and Those of Yesterday:* 1). *Yesterday's Wives* : Welcome my husband, hope the office was not stressful., your favorite food is ready, let me lead you to the bathroom first, then you take your dinner, you look so tired, am sure you'll be okay after taking your dinner, welcome my one and only. *Today's Wives*: Please don't put unnecessary pressure on me, you can go to the fridge pick up the stew, microwave it and boil the remaining rice, I am your wife and not your cook. 2). *Yesterday's Wives*: Darling stop thinking about our lack of money. It's going to be temporary. God will see us through and we are going to come out of it stronger. After all, we can still feed ourselves and the children. We need to give the Almighty that glory. I am with you through thick and thin, my husband, the owner of my dowry. *Today's Wives*: ________________Look I am sick and tired of living in this abject poverty with you. Why did you bring me to your house when you know that you are not ready for marriage? Every day is one complaint or the other. Are you the Complainant General of Nigeria. We don't have cars, our house is Face me and slap you, when your mates are in GRAs. Look if you don't find solutions to your problems, you will come back and not find me in this your rotten house. 3). *Yesterday's Wives*: ____________My husband, we only have 2 children, don't you think we should have more. You know children are gifts and mercies from God. And the more the merrier. *Today's Wives*: _______________Look am sick and tired of this marriage. You won't allow me to rest by your constant urge to have more children. I am okay with our two children. I can't allow you to spoil my figure 8 by bearing another 4 children. You are so wicked that I feel you want to spoil my psychedelic looks. If you dare force me, I will sue you for rape. 4). *Yesterday's Wives*: ___________My husband, take heart and don't worry. I shall go with you to Zaria. Your being transferred from the glitterati of Abuja to Zaria might be a blessing in disguise. We shall take the advantage of the educational institutions to advance our education. Some disappointments could be a blessing. *Today's Wives*: ______________Me I can't follow you to Zaria o. God forbid bad thing. From Abuja to Zaria? I can't cope with such a demotion. To start living in a village? You had better look for another wife. I can't live in a city without silver birds, Amigo Supermarket or Dunes 5) *Yesterday's Wives*: __________My husband, I have enough clothes. This N30.000 you are giving me, pls keep it and save for a rainy day. *Today's Wives*: ________________Why are you so stingy? Do you have super glue in your palms?What an insult. What kind of shopping do you want me to do with N50.000?What can I buy? Is it Swiss lace or Dubai gold. I am disappointed in you. Your mates are giving their wives $5000 to shop, here you are humiliating me with naira. I don't blame you. It is because I refused to marry Chief Antonio that's why you are messing up with me. *Yesterday's wives* ________________ Darling our children will resume next week, I have bought new bags and sandals for them, I have also kept some money for their text books, may God bless u for their tuition fees. *Today's wives* _____________ Your children are resuming next week, I don't want to hear story of no money o, they will change their school bags, sandals, water bottles etc and their textbooks, make sure the money is completed this time o, afterall they bear your surname not mine. *Uhhhm!! Though we still have some good wives in today's wives. But where do you belong? Yesterday or Today* �� WHERE DO YOU BELONG? 1 Like |
Re: Wives Of Today And Those Of Yesterday *** by chuksville(m): 11:49am On Apr 10, 2021 |
Women are simply going against God's plans by not being submissive in marriage anymore. It takes only a well-trained and God-fearing woman to be submissive nowadays. Every little thing, they will say that "the future is female". I don't know the demon that told them that. It's quite ungodly! 1 Like |
Re: Wives Of Today And Those Of Yesterday *** by THUNDER4real(m): 11:56am On Apr 10, 2021 |
If you carry vgina people matter for head, you will die before your time. Just do the best you can, use your senses and don't be pushed by one atom of their words. Definitely in this life and the life that is to come, The future can never never be female. God has reason for making Males the head. God is too wise. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Wives Of Today And Those Of Yesterday *** by Nobody: 2:19pm On Apr 10, 2021 |
Lol. So hilarious but the bitter truth. This is were exposure and technology has landed us. I belong to the yesteryears wives o. Following my mother's footsteps, God helping me. 1 Like |
Re: Wives Of Today And Those Of Yesterday *** by Gloriagee(f): 3:14pm On Apr 10, 2021 |
Yen, yen, yen Yall don't get tired of recycling the same stuff. Kuku buy time machine so you can import 'yesterday years ' wife. 9 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Wives Of Today And Those Of Yesterday *** by greenie77: 4:30pm On Apr 10, 2021 |
Live with the realities of today. To cut off "wife of today" wahala, a Nigerian man has the option of paying for eggs at a fertility clinic, pay for a surrogate mother to carry the pregnancy and after the delivery of the baby pay off the surrogate mother, hand the baby over to his mother to cut off wife and baby mama dramas as "wives of yesterday" no dey market again. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Wives Of Today And Those Of Yesterday *** by FrozenBlaze: 5:32pm On Apr 10, 2021 |
"the owner of my dowry" This was really funny. Most men of these days don't even want many children, just 1 or 2. |
Re: Wives Of Today And Those Of Yesterday *** by Ginaz(f): 9:49pm On Apr 10, 2021 |
Today's men are nothing to write home about. Men of yesterdays were a lot better. 4 Likes |
Re: Wives Of Today And Those Of Yesterday *** by brownemmanuel43(m): 10:07pm On Apr 10, 2021 |
AsherAmari:My friend don't expose yourself just behave Back to the topic, op had it been u are around me right now, I would hv ordered isiewu and palm wine for u Ladies of nowadays are not giving guys reasons to settle down. I was a volunteer with an NGO that's into child abuse and domestic violence. I saw hell lot of things during my time as a field officer. Ladies realy needs to understand that western culture will never have its way in African soil. If any lady wants to buy western culture let the person also agree to accept gayism bcs that's western culture. I hv had an interactions with numerous ladies I found out that only few are ready to belong to the YESTERDAY WIFE I DROP MY PEN AT THIS JUNCTURE AND COUNTER ATTACK IS HIGHLY WELCOME 1 Like |
Re: Wives Of Today And Those Of Yesterday *** by anthonyuncle(m): 6:54am On Apr 12, 2021 |
the truth is, our generation lacks patience and endurance. it is not only the women, even the men 2 Likes |
Re: Wives Of Today And Those Of Yesterday *** by Nobody: 2:42pm On Apr 12, 2021 |
Gloriagee: Na dem lol...... 1 Like |
Re: Wives Of Today And Those Of Yesterday *** by Nobody: 2:44pm On Apr 12, 2021 |
Ginaz: Sharaap there...... |
Re: Wives Of Today And Those Of Yesterday *** by Nobody: 2:45pm On Apr 12, 2021 |
greenie77: The absolute best way to go for a sensible and wise man..... |
Re: Wives Of Today And Those Of Yesterday *** by crackhaus: 5:53pm On Apr 12, 2021 |
THUNDER4real:This.. 2 Likes |
Re: Wives Of Today And Those Of Yesterday *** by VTJN(m): 6:33pm On Apr 12, 2021 |
Evolutionlove:is that how you shut your wife/girlfriend up? Oh you mean today wives are bad while today men are good? I know your type anyway! Continue... 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Wives Of Today And Those Of Yesterday *** by VTJN(m): 6:35pm On Apr 12, 2021 |
Ginaz:Absolutely, can't agree less! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Wives Of Today And Those Of Yesterday *** by VTJN(m): 6:40pm On Apr 12, 2021 |
chuksville:men also does the same thing, they no longer love their wife unconditionally as God demands 2 Likes 1 Share |
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