Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by drisham(m): 2:52pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
West Ham doing the Lord's work for Chelsea ![wink](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/wink.png) |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Unlimited22: 2:53pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
drisham: West Ham doing the Lord's work for Chelsea ![wink](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/wink.png) For man utd mainly I wouldn't mind a draw. We'll be only 3 points behind third spot and still in the UCL places if they draw. |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Unlimited22: 2:53pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
Jesse Lingard for Ballon d'or ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by DeadPresidents: 2:53pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
More like Lingard doing the lords work |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BikeMan: 2:54pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
raumdeuter:
The last time your team played a semi was 7yrs ago, And you think you have something over a team that won the CL 8months ago
Like bikeman like hensben fellow citadel students This is so silly. Look at the petty excuse you’re giving yourself? 2 Likes |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by hensben(m): 2:58pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
raumdeuter:
These same friends that you see everyday that cannot tutor you on football that makes you still spew funny opinions daily
If you are like your friends then there is nothing to look forward to You are overrating yourself on football matters. Lol 3 Likes |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 3:03pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
hensben: You are overrating yourself on football matters. Lol This is not bragging, I have forgotten more football than you can remember. The football knowledge in my toenails is more than anything you know. Its the truth 6 Likes |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 3:04pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
BikeMan: This is so silly. Look at the petty excuse you’re giving yourself? Petty excuse is why your team has not made the semi for 7yrs and my team is the current defending champ? So what will be unpetty excuse? 1 Like |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by seankafor(m): 3:07pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
Yes, days like this no go bad to cool off weeks stress. And violence is the way to go.. I believe don j is busy cooking something wey we go belle full all of us.. IT GOES DOWN WHEN MY GEES CONNECT ![cool](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cool.png) 1 Like |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Skimpledawg(m): 3:17pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
raumdeuter:
These same friends that you see everyday that cannot tutor you on football that makes you still spew funny opinions daily
If you are like your friends then there is nothing to look forward to Shey this matter we dey try solve so e no bother you yet still you are using sword to spill blood this Sunday afternoon. Why are you violent egbon? 2 Likes |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Unlimited22: 3:17pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
Omo like say we beat WBA we for dey chill for third spot now. Anyway we still have West Ham AND Leicester to play. Very firmly in our hands still. ![cool](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cool.png) |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Skimpledawg(m): 3:20pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
airmark:
Me, you and one other person.
Even Apostle Skimpledawg may enter only through supplementary list.
Even during Peace-keeping missions, violence plenty. Who am I to say no to the spilling of blood(s)? |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by N2gether: 3:24pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
Na so Lingard go West Ham turn prime Messi sha
Moyes should be investigated for doping 12 Likes |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by PDPGuy: 3:28pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
It’s now increasingly looking like the April 24th game, away at Westham, will be a key decider on whether CFC qualifies for next season’s UCL... 2 Likes |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Skimpledawg(m): 3:33pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
Lingard na baller 4 Likes |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 3:35pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
raumdeuter:
[s]Almost everyone here knows airmarks opinion are morronic and borderline retarded
Acording to Transfermarkt, Pulisic played Bayern 7 times. Lost 5 won 2.
Now lets look at the 2 wins Dortmund 1 Bayern 0 November 19 2016 Pulisic came in as a time-wasting sub in the 88th minute to replace injured Schmelzer
The second win On April 26 2017 Dortmund won 3-2 Pulisic came in the 80th minute after all the goals have been scored
Meanwhile, in the 5 losses, Pulisic played 90mins in 4 and 75 mins in 1
Summarily, when they reduced Pulisic involvement to minimal, Dortmund wins, when he plays a lot they lose
I am sure the 4 people who liked your posts are probably ashamed of themselves right now[/s] ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) Why you dey vex like this? Do i look like Mbappe in your eyes? Meanwhile action speaks louder than voice, just as video speaks louder than large number of incosequential words and still images. Pulisic was a bully. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) ![](https://j.gifs.com/jZ7V85.gif) 8 Likes |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by popizaino(m): 3:36pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
Ibime:
2008 is just two seasons after winning UCL in 2006. 2008 they made UCL semi sef and made Sir Alex park double decker bus to sneak through. Same midfield won 2008 Euros. Just because Rijkaard was useless and let them lose discipline for one year does not give you right to compare the 6 year rot we are seeing to that great Barca side who had every other team parking bus even under Rijkaard. Save such agenda for Google analysts. Talk another thing Like Barcelone 2008,like Liverpool 2021,.....take that as a référence before we start. Thank you |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by larride(m): 3:40pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
Chaos 17: 1 - 14
1. On the 10th Day in the 4th month in the year of the Lord, the tribe of Chelshit went to war against the tribe of lowly Crystal, after 90mins, the tribe of Chelsit came out victorious soon after and there was song of praises at the camp of Chelshit.
2. Soon it was midnight and so it happened that Nihi the first born of List came to the town square with a gong of sarcasm sending subtle shade to those who do not believe in the might of their new commander Sir Thomas the son of Tuchel who seems to have turn their lot around.
3. With joy in his voice, he said sarcastically “14 wins from 15 games but one loss to West Brom they were shouting implosion”. He went further and said “Oh ye I TOLD YOU SO MERCHANT” who has bewitched you? He screamed to the delight of the sons of the tribe of Chelshit.
4. Then a man arose from the gathering called Don the son of Jazet who sought to gave reply to Nihi the son of List. You “raging narcissist“ he began. Words like stone he threw at Nihi. Lines after lines he sunk deeper into Nihi and thus the town square was turned into a battle ground.
5. Then there came the word of Lord Chaos from his Prophet Larride saying “As a seed germinate into plant, so shall this violence germinate into wahala. There won’t be solution, everywhere must scatter.
6. Then the son of violence gathered from all around the different tribes seeking for blood. They say one to another “glory to Lord chaos, cause he has given us today to witness violence and unrest”. Lana one of the prominent son of the United Tribe came with petrol chanting “Let everywhere burn”.
7. And it pleases Lord Chaos, he whispered to Nihi the son of List saying: Fear not, I have sowed the spirit of discord and vengeance in your heart. Do as you please to Don the son of Jazet.
8. So Nihi the first son of List went home and brought to the town square his newly acquired machine gun laced with bullet from Don the son of Jazet diary, he began the destruction of his enemy.
9. The words used are so profane they could not be written in this holy book. After he was done, what remains of Don the son of Jazet was blood, bones and sand.
10. Then there arose a peacemaker an elder from the house of Balogun called FBS saying “Sheathe your sword, behave yourself” but the children of violence would have none of it. They came with their cutlass, stick, koboko saying unto him; Go away you peacemaker or we shall be forced to sacrifice you to Lord Chaos. And so FBS the son of Balogun went his way, shaking his head leaving behind sorrow, tears and blood.
11. The son of violence shouts and scream happily; Oh Lord Chaos, thank you for this violence. We shall continuity seek anywhere there is discord and disunity and put violence in their heart. For in violence do we rejoice and our joy full.
12. And then it happened that the tribe of Chelshit was in grief because Nihi the son of List has murdered one of their own. “Look at his detached head there” one of them said. “He was a great man of disrepute” another one said. “Stand up and continue this fight” another one said.
13. The sons of violence seeing that the violence is coming to an end prayed to Lord Chaos to breathe life again to Don the son of Jazet so that he may bring more blood to the land.
14. Thus the sons of violence sat down close to the fire with the different sticks, petrol and diesel waiting for Don the son of Jazet to come back from dead and continue the chaos. 60 Likes 14 Shares |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by hensben(m): 3:41pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
raumdeuter: This is not bragging, I have forgotten more football than you can remember. The football knowledge in my toenails is more than anything you know. Its the truth Not true bro. But let me leave you to feel yourself. 1 Like |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by User09: 3:42pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
A draw would have been suitable. Anyway, at least keeps Leicester within reach |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 3:42pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
Greatihex: Are you sure you are one of us? Who are 'US'?. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) It's better for you to start preparing for life after rapture. The 3rd person's moniker doesnt start with 'G', so you and Griffon are in the same whatsapp group. |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 3:49pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
Skimpledawg:
Even during Peace-keeping missions, violence plenty.
Who am I to say no to the spilling of blood(s)? ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) You are the Apostle, the peace loving one. |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nezzjnr: 3:54pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Unlimited22: 3:56pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
Nah Iheanacho has to show me his juju man ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by iamoyindamola(m): 4:01pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
Unlimited22: Nah Iheanacho has to show me his juju man ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) Nacho and lingz are in the form of their lives 1 Like |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Beorn: 4:07pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
Larride, you're a certified fool. LMAO. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Tochex101(m): 4:33pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
Larride, True poetry.......... nice. |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Lana1(m): 4:37pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
larride: Chaos 17: 1 - 14
1. On the 10th Day in the 4th month in the year of the Lord, the tribe of Chelshit went to war against the tribe of lowly Crystal, after 90mins, the tribe of Chelsit came out victorious soon after and there was song of praises at the camp of Chelshit.
2. Soon it was midnight and so it happened that Nihi the first born of List came to the town square with a gong of sarcasm sending subtle shade to those who do not believe in the might of their new commander Sir Thomas the son of Tuchel who seems to have turn their lot around.
3. With joy in his voice, he said sarcastically “14 wins from 15 games but one loss to West Brom they were shouting implosion”. He went further and said “Oh ye I TOLD YOU SO MERCHANT” who has bewitched you? He screamed to the delight of the sons of the tribe of Chelshit.
4. Then a man arose from the gathering called Don the son of Jazet who sought to gave reply to Nihi the son of List. You “raging narcissist“ he began. Words like stone he threw at Nihi. Lines after lines he sunk deeper into Nihi and thus the town square was turned into a battle ground.
5. Then there came the word of Lord Chaos from his Prophet Larride saying “As a seed germinate into plant, so shall this violence germinate into wahala. There won’t be solution, everywhere must scatter.
6. Then the son of violence gathered from all around the different tribes seeking for blood. They say one to another “glory to Lord chaos, cause he has given us today to witness violence and unrest”. Lana one of the prominent son of the United Tribe came with petrol chanting “Let everywhere burn”.
7. And it pleases Lord Chaos, he whispered to Nihi the son of List saying: Fear not, I have sowed the spirit of discord and vengeance in your heart. Do as you please to Don the son of Jazet.
8. So Nihi the first son of List went home and brought to the town square his newly acquired machine gun laced with bullet from Don the son of Jazet diary, he began the destruction of his enemy.
9. The words used are so profane they could not be written in this holy book. After he was done, what remains of Don the son of Jazet was blood, bones and sand.
10. Then there arose a peacemaker an elder from the house of Balogun called FBS saying “Sheathe your sword, behave yourself” but the children of violence would have none of it. They came with their cutlass, stick, koboko saying unto him; Go away you peacemaker or we shall be forced to sacrifice you to Lord Chaos. And so FBS the son of Balogun went his way, shaking his head leaving behind sorrow, tears and blood.
11. The son of violence shouts and scream happily; Oh Lord Chaos, thank you for this violence. We shall continuity seek anywhere there is discord and disunity and put violence in their heart. For in violence do we rejoice and our joy full.
12. And then it happened that the tribe of Chelshit was in grief because Nihi the son of List has murdered one of their own. “Look at his detached head there” one of them said. “He was a great man of disrepute” another one said. “Stand up and continue this fight” another one said.
13. The sons of violence seeing that the violence is coming to an end prayed to Lord Chaos to breathe life again to Don the son of Jazet so that he may bring more blood to the land.
14. Thus the sons of violence sat down close to the fire with the different sticks, petrol and diesel waiting for Don the son of Jazet to come back from dead and continue the chaos. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) weyrey 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Roland17(m): 4:37pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
afrodoc:
Hehehehe.
Reminds me of the story of a Uni boy that kpan one girl at a party while both were drunk. Quickly the boy go report the girl for raping him BEFORE she could report him for raping her. Me Too movement and the university governing council weak.
Whether na obainojazz kpan 5 girls or na 5 girls kpan obainojazz depends on which direction you are looking at it from. Kpanning is a scalar activity. Make dem check well, that guy na correct “Ijinle pam pam” |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Skimpledawg(m): 4:38pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
larride: Chaos 17: 1 - 14
1. On the 10th Day in the 4th month in the year of the Lord, the tribe of Chelshit went to war against the tribe of lowly Crystal, after 90mins, the tribe of Chelsit came out victorious soon after and there was song of praises at the camp of Chelshit.
2. Soon it was midnight and so it happened that Nihi the first born of List came to the town square with a gong of sarcasm sending subtle shade to those who do not believe in the might of their new commander Sir Thomas the son of Tuchel who seems to have turn their lot around.
3. With joy in his voice, he said sarcastically “14 wins from 15 games but one loss to West Brom they were shouting implosion”. He went further and said “Oh ye I TOLD YOU SO MERCHANT” who has bewitched you? He screamed to the delight of the sons of the tribe of Chelshit.
4. Then a man arose from the gathering called Don the son of Jazet who sought to gave reply to Nihi the son of List. You “raging narcissist“ he began. Words like stone he threw at Nihi. Lines after lines he sunk deeper into Nihi and thus the town square was turned into a battle ground.
5. Then there came the word of Lord Chaos from his Prophet Larride saying “As a seed germinate into plant, so shall this violence germinate into wahala. There won’t be solution, everywhere must scatter.
6. Then the son of violence gathered from all around the different tribes seeking for blood. They say one to another “glory to Lord chaos, cause he has given us today to witness violence and unrest”. Lana one of the prominent son of the United Tribe came with petrol chanting “Let everywhere burn”.
7. And it pleases Lord Chaos, he whispered to Nihi the son of List saying: Fear not, I have sowed the spirit of discord and vengeance in your heart. Do as you please to Don the son of Jazet.
8. So Nihi the first son of List went home and brought to the town square his newly acquired machine gun laced with bullet from Don the son of Jazet diary, he began the destruction of his enemy.
9. The words used are so profane they could not be written in this holy book. After he was done, what remains of Don the son of Jazet was blood, bones and sand.
10. Then there arose a peacemaker an elder from the house of Balogun called FBS saying “Sheathe your sword, behave yourself” but the children of violence would have none of it. They came with their cutlass, stick, koboko saying unto him; Go away you peacemaker or we shall be forced to sacrifice you to Lord Chaos. And so FBS the son of Balogun went his way, shaking his head leaving behind sorrow, tears and blood.
11. The son of violence shouts and scream happily; Oh Lord Chaos, thank you for this violence. We shall continuity seek anywhere there is discord and disunity and put violence in their heart. For in violence do we rejoice and our joy full.
12. And then it happened that the tribe of Chelshit was in grief because Nihi the son of List has murdered one of their own. “Look at his detached head there” one of them said. “He was a great man of disrepute” another one said. “Stand up and continue this fight” another one said.
13. The sons of violence seeing that the violence is coming to an end prayed to Lord Chaos to breathe life again to Don the son of Jazet so that he may bring more blood to the land.
14. Thus the sons of violence sat down close to the fire with the different sticks, petrol and diesel waiting for Don the son of Jazet to come back from dead and continue the chaos. Larride, are you mad? ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Roland17(m): 4:53pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
larride: Chaos 17: 1 - 14
1. On the 10th Day in the 4th month in the year of the Lord, the tribe of Chelshit went to war against the tribe of lowly Crystal, after 90mins, the tribe of Chelsit came out victorious soon after and there was song of praises at the camp of Chelshit.
2. Soon it was midnight and so it happened that Nihi the first born of List came to the town square with a gong of sarcasm sending subtle shade to those who do not believe in the might of their new commander Sir Thomas the son of Tuchel who seems to have turn their lot around.
3. With joy in his voice, he said sarcastically “14 wins from 15 games but one loss to West Brom they were shouting implosion”. He went further and said “Oh ye I TOLD YOU SO MERCHANT” who has bewitched you? He screamed to the delight of the sons of the tribe of Chelshit.
4. Then a man arose from the gathering called Don the son of Jazet who sought to gave reply to Nihi the son of List. You “raging narcissist“ he began. Words like stone he threw at Nihi. Lines after lines he sunk deeper into Nihi and thus the town square was turned into a battle ground.
5. Then there came the word of Lord Chaos from his Prophet Larride saying “As a seed germinate into plant, so shall this violence germinate into wahala. There won’t be solution, everywhere must scatter.
6. Then the son of violence gathered from all around the different tribes seeking for blood. They say one to another “glory to Lord chaos, cause he has given us today to witness violence and unrest”. Lana one of the prominent son of the United Tribe came with petrol chanting “Let everywhere burn”.
7. And it pleases Lord Chaos, he whispered to Nihi the son of List saying: Fear not, I have sowed the spirit of discord and vengeance in your heart. Do as you please to Don the son of Jazet.
8. So Nihi the first son of List went home and brought to the town square his newly acquired machine gun laced with bullet from Don the son of Jazet diary, he began the destruction of his enemy.
9. The words used are so profane they could not be written in this holy book. After he was done, what remains of Don the son of Jazet was blood, bones and sand.
10. Then there arose a peacemaker an elder from the house of Balogun called FBS saying “Sheathe your sword, behave yourself” but the children of violence would have none of it. They came with their cutlass, stick, koboko saying unto him; Go away you peacemaker or we shall be forced to sacrifice you to Lord Chaos. And so FBS the son of Balogun went his way, shaking his head leaving behind sorrow, tears and blood.
11. The son of violence shouts and scream happily; Oh Lord Chaos, thank you for this violence. We shall continuity seek anywhere there is discord and disunity and put violence in their heart. For in violence do we rejoice and our joy full.
12. And then it happened that the tribe of Chelshit was in grief because Nihi the son of List has murdered one of their own. “Look at his detached head there” one of them said. “He was a great man of disrepute” another one said. “Stand up and continue this fight” another one said.
13. The sons of violence seeing that the violence is coming to an end prayed to Lord Chaos to breathe life again to Don the son of Jazet so that he may bring more blood to the land.
14. Thus the sons of violence sat down close to the fire with the different sticks, petrol and diesel waiting for Don the son of Jazet to come back from dead and continue the chaos. It is finished! |
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Griffon: 4:53pm On Apr 11, 2021 |
airmark:
Who are 'US'?. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
It's better for you to start preparing for life after rapture. The 3rd person's moniker doesnt start with 'G', so you and Griffon are in the same whatsapp group. Which damn group are you guys talking about? |