pocohantas:
There are amounts you lend to people that are plain ridiculous and questions the sensibility of you, the lender. If you don’t have sense, then it is quite normal that a fool and his money are parted.

I will give you an example;

A guy I knew who works in a hotel as a porter once came to me for a loan. He said his mum was sick and he showed evidence. How much did he ask for? N30,000. This was a guy earning 25k. He said he would pay back in two installments.

I would have been very stupid to believe a guy who earns 25k would pay me 15k each month and survive on 10k. He might have the CHARACTER (willingness to pay), but the CAPACITY is lacking. I simply gave him the money to go pay her hospital bills. If I went on to lend him that money, na me be mumu.

I have no recovery stories. Currently, I only lend to colleagues, we fix ourselves internally. Also if I have given you once and you paid back on time, don’t bother coming a second time, I won’t give. The second time is the trap.

Kondomatic:
Borrow me N75k, I wan go shop for brown shoes

pek:
*sometime*
Does it even sound cool to you when you say sometimes ago?

OgunLaakaye:

Summon his soul. He will only see it as a dream

pocohantas:


Lmao! You won’t shop for abs? Abi you no need that one?

Twoclans:


Kwin Poco,me I want to buy a sexy red gown and shoes borrow me 80,000.

pocohantas:


You no need am. Continue to wear biker short and slippers.

post=100700469:

That's too sad.
Human beings could be so cruel.
You shall recover in Jesus name.

FatherCHRISTMAS:

Sorry about your experience. But you can retrieve your money if you report him to the police. Let them arrest him in the presence of his parents. I assure you the. Money will be paid back in full within a month

fannybaby:
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Eeyah... That's what men do nah.. they take money from the Mu,mu rich girl and give to the new girlfriend

adminlo:

Please how did you go about getting a court order against his account and retrieving the money ?
Sent u a pm

Cutehector:
i love this approach.

PhilipReigns:

Hahahahaha, your writings cracked my ribs nigga. My experience is similar to yours, only that he is a family man. Quiet understandable but he still showed me paper before I recovered some part of my money.
I was doing business in school, very successfully until the devil prepared NYSC scheme calls, I was confused, didn't know who to manage my store for me since I was posted to a far away state. I met this married man friend of mine whom I had donated blood for his sick daughter in the past cos he had no money to buy blood. Long story short, I gave him my shop to manage, he requested I borrow him 50k (year 2016) to used to invest in addition to what was already in d shop, I did. Baba promised to pay back in a month, 6 months down I didnt get a kobo, he won't pick my calls, later told d wife to do same. My God, people can be ungrateful o
I heard from a neighbor who has a shop close to mine that he bought a brand new bike six weeks after I left for nysc, I took excuse from my ppa, came down baba refused to let me know his house, him and his wife were using me to play ball. They had recolated to a better apartment inside town so he warned his wife never to disclose their new place to me, someone whose trading in my shop with my goods, after a week I was able to locate one of his elder brother inside town, went there and explained everything to him. His elder brother and his wife almost cried for me, they summoned him, after much scolding he reluctantly paid 47k to me on d spot. After I collected the keys to my shop, and locked it up, his wife was begging me I refused to give them back d keys. Till today I never got d balance, they don't call me at all. Hmmmm human beings eeh

Some debtors are so shameless that they will be owing you money, 'll be telling u stories but at d same time, they are busy buying personal properties, knowing fully well they are owing someone money somewhere.

Buffalo2:
One useless church elder asked me to lend him just 20k to balance his son's hostel payment when he got admission.
Time to pay (two weeks that he promised) he refused then I quickly went the Local Yoruba way. I told him that if he doesn't pay that money in the the next one week, he won't reap the fruit of his labour on ALL his children. Sharp sharp the idiot sent my money same day.
Since then, na corner corner eye he dey take look me for church. Me wey I no get time

Ifesinachi22:


In the past 4 years, no one i ever lend money paid back

adminlo:

Please how did you go about getting a court order against his account and retrieving the money ?
Sent u a pm

pocohantas:


Lmao! You won’t shop for abs? Abi you no need that one?

This one thinks I am fat

Kondomatic:
This one thinks I am fat

pocohantas:


I know what you look like, been around long enough to know what most active Romancelanders look like. That was when people weren’t afraid to post their pictures on threads or their dps. But slim doesn’t equal abs, abs takes effort and dedication. Na why I dey respect people wey get am. I will be like them someday.

Really?


I don't think it requires much if you know the right exercise, especially for dry shells like us. Those who find it extremely difficult are those with belly fat like my friend Kenneth.

Even ten thousand years of rigorous training won't help him.


And it comes naturally to some, my Landlord's son has never exercised yet he has nicely cut abs. I will soon start envying him when mine finally disappears. They're still noticeable when I am hungry .

Yea, I have abs, or should I said had? I don't know, I believe they're still there but you need to be on the right angle to see them.

Kondomatic:
Really?


I don't think it requires much if you know the right exercise, especially for dry shells like us. Those who find it extremely difficult are those with belly fat like my friend Kenneth.

Even ten thousand years of rigorous training won't help him.


And it comes naturally to some, my Landlord's son has never exercised yet he has nicely cut abs. I will soon start envying him when mine finally disappears. They're still noticeable when I am hungry .

Yea, I have abs, or should I said had? I don't know, I believe they're still there but you need to be on the right angle to see them.

pocohantas:


I have seen guys with these so called natural abs, but I believe they inadvertently triggered its formation with their lifestyles. Just like labourers who have never entered the gym, but if you have to mix that many bags of cement everyday- even the gym go dey fear you.

Lol @ angle. Mine too depends on the angle.

Vulcanheph:

True talk.
There's this girl I liked and based on the fact that i felt some sort of chemistry with her and I thought she was into me, I asked her out and she told me that she wasn't ready for a relationship (I just thought she was playing hard to get) , but sometimes later she called me and told me to loan her some money , I got cautious and told her I'd loan her half of it (although I saw it more like a gift under the pretense that it was a loan), I used that opportunity to tell her about my feelings for her once more but she kept on insisting that she wasn't interested in a relationship, that made me change my mind about gifting her the money (since I never told her it was a gift but still a loan).... I called her severally to pay me back but she has been posting me.

Naija girls matter tire me, you don't want to date a guy but you feel entitled to his money....
Now I truly understand why Mosdii always says "Naija girls are useless, all of them..."

pocohantas:


I know what you look like, been around long enough to know what most active Romancelanders look like. That was when people weren’t afraid to post their pictures on threads or their dps. But slim doesn’t equal abs, abs takes effort and dedication. Na why I dey respect people wey get am. I will be like them someday.

Nwachi22:
Na so one guy wey i been dey date come borrow money from me for business, he asked for almost 500K, was calling my line per second during that period because of this money. I eventually gave him 100K (an amount I can easily forfeit). Immediately the money hit his account, he stopped calling my line.

After three weeks, I learnt through a friend that he has gotten married to another lady. Guy carry my money go marry another person. When I reminded him about the money, he became angry and started telling me how he regret borrowing money from me.
Aside from the loan, the guy was taking a lot of things from me to give to his secret girlfriend. Well, I have learnt my lessons through the hard way never to borrow or give any man, boyfriend or not my money.

NairalandSARS:


Doesn't he use the internet?
If not, forget it.