Akinola100:

Boss.
what happened.

charlesucheh:
It happened during our 400level 1st semester examination. This colleague of mine was with chokes (expo), and immediately he was sited by an assistant lecturer who was invigilating at that time, he threw the paper in his mouth and left the invigilator stunned to the point that he (the invigilator) had to hurriedly hook the man ( who was above his 40's) by the throat to prevent him from swallowing the potential exhibit which would have ended his (the student) career in my school and accord the lecturer some incentives which my school had promised to any lecturer who tenders a cheater with physical evidence.

But has it went down hilariously, while the lecturer was busy holding tight to this mans throat, the man was calmly making sure the chokes goes down his stomach which was achieved. while ladies were yelling for the lecturer to leave the mans throat, I was busy laughing and crying at same time cos na we know wetin been dey sup. others just thought there was a physical confrontation between the lecturer and the Man. And at the end, the man saved his B.sc cert, due to the fact that the lecturer couldn't get any evidence to prosecute him in front of the school's Senate. the student blatantly denied possessing any expo and left the lecturer looking stupid. After the class, we all went to congratulate him, cos we knew how it would have ended should he not have swallowed that bomb!

My reaction: was both crying and laughing.. walahi!!!!!

Zico5:
I remember my experience in Federal polytechnic, Ede about 15 years ago. Anytime I remember this experience I always felt a kind of anxiety and fear cos I will never be where I am today if I was rusticated from that school then cos that ND certificate was the stepping stone to where I am today. I was in statistics department and everyone knows that that school withdraw students like kilode. I have a friend I met in ND 1, he repeated the class when we met. We became closed friend when the first semester results came out. Nothing like checking results online like today. The school would paste result for everyone to see with ur matric no. So everyone knew his/her stand in the class. When we got to second semester ND 2, the final paper. The guy begged me to teach him one applied statistics. We went to a class for the tutorial, and the guy gave me about three questions to solve. I solve the questions in a sheet of paper because we were alone. He took the sheet away to further study it for the paper the second day.
Though we were supposed to sit in the same class for the examination but due to spacing I was asked to go to the next class. He thought I was in the same class with him not knowing I have been moved to the next class. I was surprised to see that I was writing the same questions the guy gave me yesterday to solve. I was about to finish when my name was called outside that a guy implicated me that I gave him the answer to the question. I was froze cos I couldn't understand. The invigilator gave me the sheet of paper to recognise if it was my handwriting, I affirmed it and told him what really happened. They asked how I got to the class and the invigilator in my class affirmed he put me in the class cos my former class was filled up and nobody got out. They called the guy and he said I gave him the paper to write in the exam hall. I had started crying cos I did not understand what was going on. It was the lecture in my class that stood his ground that the guy was telling lies that he should be held properly to know where he got the questions he gave me to solve. To cut the story short, he confessed that a brother to the lecturer who was his friend gave him the questions. I just thank God for his mercy, assuming I was in the same class with him that was how I would have been implicated. Though he was rusticated eventually but this experience made me to know the power of God. I gave testimony in my fellowship about this event.

BarristerAlarig:




Impossible!!! Why didn't you draw what looks like your neighbour's? That's what I did.

phransix2:
How I would bond with my friends during exams, When the result comes out I would have an "A" and they would have "B or C" to think I copied from them.

Omo when we got to 300 Level these boys started covering their book from me when they realized I was still on DEAN'S LIST and a 4 Pointer.

no be person tell me I begin jack myself.

PrimadonnaO:


Exactly! I've never been a crammer! I always try to understand, that way I can always write in my own words, and add one or two specifics for effect.

But that course that semester was pure jargons, lecturer didn't even teach it properly. So I was just cramming what I didn't understand!!!

Never again, sha! Never again!

Starboytwo:
i always prepare for all papers. 4 years and i almost did not engage in any expo except soc207, its a borrowed course, till date i never understood that subject or why i dey do am. i carry am enter 400. on my 3rd try at 400l, i knew say na die be this. i no bother read am, i no fit understand, instead i went to their deoartment and i found a young nigga who was tutoring some groups, i waited till he done and i strike a deal with him. i copy you and i give you stuffs. we agreed.

Next day, 8am, exam starts. i enter sit down beside guy. everything good. exam paper in my hand, i winked to my cvonnevct say we still dey ? he nodded. confirm. waiting for answer script from the man sharing, next ting i felt a hand on my shoulder, the guy behind me be like, ' hey boss, waiting be today's date, i looked back and be like 'oga i nor know, exact time lecturer came in and took me out of my sit to.


bre continued

fineberry:
It was our last paper and CBT at that, I was excited that "thank God oo exam don finish" the invigilator just all of a sudden ask me and three other guys to stand up and step aside from where other were. I was watching and curious at the same time what is going on, later he came to us and ask us to summit our ID card that we are in serious trouble.... Hahaha... Naim beg start oo, I pleaded knelt down ha...i was so scared, at the end, he gave us our ID card and freed us. After wasting my time.

And this was a course that even if I did not read at all, I know I will still perform well.

Exam is something students need to read 50% and pray 50% oo, bcus temptations that comes with exams no be here o

chatinent:
Mine: Odogwu requested I helped him during our Statistics exams.

I told Odogwu he'll have to sit close because I wouldn't want anything to happen to a four-credit load papper. Odogwu obliged.


During exams, oga Lance (invigilator) made Odugwu sit far off from me. Now this was the problem. Odogwu was asking me to throw him “mgbo.” How could I? Sb who went through thick and thin to be in school rusticated after several years? I thought it over..and signalled he asked people around him.


I was done with mine.


As I made to submit, Odogwu got up angrily and without me realising, got my papper, torn it in my face and tore his.

I literally ran mad.

To make matters worse, he pushed my chest in challenge. My anger bar was full now.

I borrowed him a quick punch to his jaw..and we were separated.

Ha, I realised I have f-ed up for (1) Being an accomplice to attenpted malpractice, and (2) Fighting.


The Sarge tell us say make we zero the paper say we no write am. “In fact, assume you didn't take this exam” he resounded.

They took us to the front of the hall to stand and watch “reasonable students” finish their paper.

Oh, my last paper.

I literally cried.

After everything, and every sacrifice!



I was urinating sth else..with a mixture of anxiety, fear, and depression.


I was watching my dreams pass me slowly.


They took us pictures, and under duress, we were told to fill the malpractice form. Tears was flowing freely from my eye and wetting the papper.

My school paid invigilators some money (we heard ₦50k) for each students caught during malpractice.

Since my stay in the school, no one has survived filling a malpractice form.

They didn't let us explain.

Odogwu didn't mind. Las las he was no sad..after all no bi only am.


In mid-thoughts whether to go and learn tailoring, or open a barber's shop, Mrs Jacintha (God bless this woman) called me and asked why I wasn't writing.

She na senior lady for the school.

I explained everything without leaving any stones unturned.


She ordered I be reinstated, tore my already filled malpractice form, and yelled at the invigilators that “ they should have allowed me speak. I do not engage in malpractice, and I was a well-behaved student.” My heart somer-tumbled in joy!

Immediately, they sent for my Statistics lecturer which he affirmed..and even called the invigilators insensitive.


I had never felt so much joy.

That was the period I realised people are always watching you even when you don't really know.


Odogwu began shedding crocodile tears and begging for a revisit of his case and told them the truth, when they told him was the only key for revisitation.


I fear human beings that day. The same guy who was incriminating me!


Long story short...
He carried the course over instead of a rustication.



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Please, share yours.

Legendarytonyy:
Guy, this thing happen for FUNAI ba?

Asadujames202:

Lol
Fist year BIO 151 A prerequisite course
I failed I caused it though

100 OBJ questions Time Frame 1 hour

I used 5 minutes to tackle one question
Boom Investigator, signalled 5 minutes remaining

Oh mine I was still at number 30

Had to rush things through

Result came out
I got a well deserved miserable 35 That was an F ( red one though)
To further compound my woes Extra one year A gift for failing a prerequisite course




Following year went back to retake the course
I Refused to read this time around,

Exam over Result out
Got rewarded with a B for refusing to prepare for the exam

Bigdik70inch2:



Lol.....
It varies sha.......
Throughout my four years in uni.........I never read to understand.........cramming was a bad Ooo......
Never had problem with dat once.........

luminouz:

Ehyaaaah...Donna babe!!!

Want a sharwarma take out

CryptoTeacher:
That Odogwu of a guy is wicked and heartless. He's not worth being a friend.

macnino399:

Bro, please what's Dean's list?

Bossontop:

femi4:
You think drawing is easy to copy and paste

phransix2:

Was a way my Alumni was using to reward hardworking students and making them recognized. Every Faculty had theirs then.

Stevyne:
Omoh, I no fit forget Pathology exam
Naso the woman go set German questions all thru!

I nearly Mad