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Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Nobody: 8:41pm On Apr 30, 2021 |
Please guys... what do I need to do now...ni just swallowed a mango seed !!! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by proff010: 8:44pm On Apr 30, 2021 |
Dont worry, you shall be fruithfull 907 Likes 47 Shares |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Nobody: 8:45pm On Apr 30, 2021 |
proff010:pls bro... help 56 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by jetwonder(m): 8:48pm On Apr 30, 2021 |
Chai That Seed Would Germinate And Grow To A Full Mango In Ur Body!
#this Story Na Wow! 195 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by MickzyDonald: 9:01pm On Apr 30, 2021 |
Be fruitful and multiply, happy harvest in advance 157 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Iniobong34: 9:14pm On Apr 30, 2021 |
Bt how smal is d mango seed because norml mngo seed dat i knw cant pentrte ur trot witout u feeling it 249 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by harmargedon: 9:16pm On Apr 30, 2021 |
let's see what your enzymes will do about it, surly they'll be reduced to poop. 71 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Nobody: 9:46pm On Apr 30, 2021 |
Iniobong34:its hanging on my oesophagus bro... I m choking... can barely breath... help !!! 43 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Officialgarri: 9:55pm On Apr 30, 2021 |
When I was younger, we were warned not to eat Guava seeds. We were to eat only the flesh. We were told if we ate the seed, a guava tree would begin to germinate in out tummy. Notwithstanding, I ate lots of guava seeds in the secret because it was like the bone of a chicken. I love chicken bones. What I however cannot fathom is the level of hunger you are experiencing that would make you frolic a mango seed , caress it with your tongue till it got stuck in your throat. Are you fasting? 342 Likes 14 Shares
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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Bar1941(m): 9:55pm On Apr 30, 2021 |
No wahala now, just make sure you drink a lot of water to ensure it grows faster in your stomach, you will smile to the market when you harvest the fruits of your 43 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Rotiix(m): 9:55pm On Apr 30, 2021 |
BadRadio:E choke..who dey breathe 204 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by EkwulobiaTV: 9:55pm On Apr 30, 2021 |
Ahh! Put your fingers into your throat to induce throwing up. Or visit an expert asap 95 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by IFSHR: 9:55pm On Apr 30, 2021 |
Don't worry after 9month mango will mancome 60 Likes |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by DontBullshitMe: 9:55pm On Apr 30, 2021 |
I blame gluttony. 12 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by psychologist(m): 9:56pm On Apr 30, 2021 |
Chai oga how old are you Okay let me tell you the exact thing they told us while growing up. 1) the seed will germinate and stern from you mouth and become a mango tree 2) if you are lucky, the grinding machine in your stomach will grind it and you do be fine 9 Likes |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Flames000(m): 9:56pm On Apr 30, 2021 |
You will excrete it.. but your nyansh go hear am.. e go tear small.. 163 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by newdawnlive: 9:56pm On Apr 30, 2021 |
congratulations, by this time next year you will give birth to many mangoes. 17 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by WiszyFraud: 9:56pm On Apr 30, 2021 |
Did you know?? Overprotective parents raise the best liars. 53 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by EyezofGod120: 9:56pm On Apr 30, 2021 |
maybe u related to mango park,,if care is not taken DAT thing go germinate through your head 8 Likes |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by slimthugchimee2(m): 9:56pm On Apr 30, 2021 |
What is all these nonsense How can a grown man swallow a mango seed are you sense? 14 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Nobody: 9:56pm On Apr 30, 2021 |
Rotiix:lmaoo 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by oka4ugoo: 9:56pm On Apr 30, 2021 |
You leak mango finish.. throw way the seed... you said no way, you never leak finish.. now you don swallow m. Finally e don choke you 76 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by ronalmagic10(m): 9:56pm On Apr 30, 2021 |
Leave the internet and go to a clinic near you 98 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by nzeobi(m): 9:56pm On Apr 30, 2021 |
To swallow razor blade no the problem but na to go toilet be the matter 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by slawormiir: 9:56pm On Apr 30, 2021 |
Damnnn niggarrrr Nor be small thing o 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Nobody: 9:56pm On Apr 30, 2021 |
Lolzzzz..E enter your Stomach abi e Hang?! 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by sammydark: 9:56pm On Apr 30, 2021 |
Pls go to the nearest hospital, your life may be at risk. 60 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by OraabSolar(m): 9:56pm On Apr 30, 2021 |
get medical help ASAP Bro #SOLAR 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Bahrain: 9:56pm On Apr 30, 2021 |
We still dey battle UGM, Bandits, kidnapers and all ... Now ordinary mango wey just dey come out don join ? Are you kidning me ? 29 Likes
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Re: Help !!! I Just Swallowed A Mango Seed !!! by Memyselfu2009(m): 9:56pm On Apr 30, 2021 |
You would shit it out 5 Likes 2 Shares |
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