Drink enough water so it will germinate faster. You will produce fruits, IJN!

See a Doctor quickly!

Don't take Covid-19 Vaccine cos you've got immunity against it.
Nothing to worry about.

BadRadio:
its hanging on my oesophagus bro... I m choking... can barely breath... help !!!

Seriously bro i hv no idea on wat to do. Jst visit d nearest hspital

Bar1941:
No wahala now, just make sure you drink a lot of water to ensure it grows faster in your stomach, you will smile to the market when you harvest the fruits of your stomach labour.

E restrict his Airflow

DemonInvoker:
Lolzzzz..E enter your Stomach abi e Hang?!

BadRadio:
Please guys... what do I need to do now...ni just swallowed a mango seed !!!

Bros na so the mango sweet?



No worry u do shitam out.

Human lungs is as the same diameter to the large intestine.

It will germinate from the top of your head.

BadRadio:
pls bro... help

Lmao... Fear don hold my guy.
My guy, na mango tree go grow inside your belle so. prepare for the worst.

nawa for Nigerian oo someone needs help not making fun of him

BadRadio:
its hanging on my oesophagus bro... I m choking... can barely breath... help !!!

And you are busy typing...are you normal? According to one Nairalander..."Nairaland General Hospital."

Meehn mad people full here I swear I just dey laugh to some comments here

BadRadio:
Please guys... what do I need to do now...ni just swallowed a mango seed !!!

Eat garlic and step it down with hot water! That would help till you reach ICU

BadRadio:
its hanging on my oesophagus bro... I m choking... can barely breath... help !!!

If u can barely breathe how come you still type with out error?


My Broda no worry very soon the leaves go begin come out from ur mouth....

lol@ so many comments..... stop panicking because it will digest

BadRadio:
Please guys... what do I need to do now...ni just swallowed a mango seed !!!

In had a similar experience in the late '90s. No much worries.

At first nobody would believe you...


In my case, I tried everything I could vomit it or to poo it out, but all to no avail.

At a point I convinced myself that passed it in the sewer.

Then the surprise...

One evening, sometime around 7pm... Booom!!! I had a very strong urge to throw up...
And I did... Lo and behold. It was mango seed. Now turned black in colour...

However, it wasn't easy and funny... I felt a very sharp pain in my chest as the seed was coming up to my mouth. After which I felt a bit weak for a while and became fine afterwards...

That was a sort of miracle I had never seen before and after then...

I pray it turns out same way for you.

BadRadio:
its hanging on my oesophagus bro... I m choking... can barely breath... help !!!

Drink palm oil.
E fit work

BadRadio:
Please guys... what do I need to do now...ni just swallowed a mango seed !!!

Depends on where it is. If you feel it in your throat and can't swallow then chill, it will get to your stomach and you might vomit it later. If you're choking, then call for help, cos you might have it in the windpipe. And that's dangerous.

Na bcs you don't back off easily...you go small am walai..sebi o Fe pa mango no?

That's a big issue. Though it won't germinate and grow in ur stomach as we were lied to when Young. But one of the major problem here is that the seed won't digest.
Another problem is, it won't pass out through ur anus. This means it will remain in your tommy till....

A wise ones go don reach hospital.Dey there dey piston Nairaland

Go to the hospital fast bro

anuliecutie:
If u were able to swallow it, u shud be able to poo it out na... Don't be scared. Just prepare for delivery wen u go to the rest room.

Please am confused....

Did he swallow a Mango Tree?...

What's with all this useless comments?
Someone's life is at stake and it's funny to you guys?

How did we become so heartless and evil?

Mr poster, please visit the clinic urgently.
God see you through brother.

The comments are very funny

wahala
but no fear oo. you will be fine

BadRadio:
Please guys... what do I need to do now...ni just swallowed a mango seed !!!

It will germinate in your belly!

On a serious note, you will likely pass it out undigested. That is if it does not tear your anus open in the process.

U suck d mango abi u lick am?

All your mate they swallow money for government house , snake swallow 36m u na mango seed u dey swallow.
Oniyeye....

BadRadio:
Please guys... what do I need to do now...ni just swallowed a mango seed !!!

Rikze comment sounds scary, please seek for medical help instead......if he truly experienced such then it's really frightening

Swallow salt bro, let the quantity you are swallowing be much, within 5mins, you will vomit it out, tested and trusted

Take some laxatives, you'll be fine.