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Re: Okafor's Law: Myth Or Reality? by IceDune: 12:45pm On May 05, 2021 |
1Dray: I do |
Re: Okafor's Law: Myth Or Reality? by zudozz: 12:50pm On May 05, 2021 |
Powersurge: Just becos u no sabi nack no mean say nack na big deal.. And others no sabi knack... Men dey fvk wella! |
Re: Okafor's Law: Myth Or Reality? by DrObum(m): 12:51pm On May 05, 2021 |
okoroemeka:That'll be Okoroemeka's law of akwuna aburo oru |
Re: Okafor's Law: Myth Or Reality? by IceDune: 12:53pm On May 05, 2021 |
GOFRONT: You're welcome |
Re: Okafor's Law: Myth Or Reality? by Bmaster(m): 1:00pm On May 05, 2021 |
Temigirl95:if your ex was doing better than your current love-vendor 1 Like |
Re: Okafor's Law: Myth Or Reality? by Stormyharper(m): 1:13pm On May 05, 2021 |
IceDune: Nairaland men and s3x, fvck, shang etc na wa the few with ideas is to scam others this platform is fvck up messed up now okafor law or okasi law is all made up in your head. If you do am well.passed disease she is going to want u abi? 1 Like |
Re: Okafor's Law: Myth Or Reality? by IceDune: 1:19pm On May 05, 2021 |
Stormyharper: Lighten up bro. Most of us are here to catch cruise after a stressful day at work 3 Likes |
Re: Okafor's Law: Myth Or Reality? by jaxxy(m): 1:30pm On May 05, 2021 |
Lalami3232: IceDune:Offcourse it’s true for loose people or women of easy virtue. 1 Like |
Re: Okafor's Law: Myth Or Reality? by Stormyharper(m): 1:38pm On May 05, 2021 |
IceDune: thanks bro that's true sha now i know the code 1 Like |
Re: Okafor's Law: Myth Or Reality? by hansomb: 1:39pm On May 05, 2021 |
According to NwaAmaikpe on 9:28pm On Nov 20, 2017 He type and I qoute "Nigerians are very great people and despite our modest literacy rate of 59.6% we've been able to formulate very functional hypothesis, creative theories and practical laws. My favourite Esan name is "Ededeanwan". When translated to English, it means " We learn everyday ". So did I today; I laughed a lot while learning too. The laws were so many but I was able to remember just this much. 1). Okelanwo's law of Financial Gravitation states that a person's money creates a magnetic field/flux which makes others attracted to them and also makes them completely irresistible irrespective of the odds against them. 2). Okafor's Law of Congodynamics which states that once a Congo has been shined before (C1), it can always be shined (C∞ ) provided it was shined properly the previous times it was shined (P). (C1 P = C∞) 3). Abidemi's Law of Reverse Congoelasticity states that even though the strain (deformation) of a Congo is proportional to the stress applied to it, it's original elasticity can be attained and further expansion slowed by implantation of camphor into the canyon. 4). Agaracha's Law of Definite Return which states that even though a lover walks away to a new lover. The initial lover will eventually recover this prodigal lover when their love for the new lover is over. (Provided the initial lover is still interested). 6). Monica's Law of Rotational Emotion is based on the theory of relativity and states that no emotion is a definite force neither are they constant; they fluctuate because of the uneven distribution of wealth, assets, abilities amongst unlimited potential suitors. (Meaning the better, more endowed person can claim the love whenever) If I'm successful; before the end of this week, I'd put Okafor's Law as well as Agaracha's Law to test. I'm off to the Bistro." 9 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Okafor's Law: Myth Or Reality? by hansomb: 1:46pm On May 05, 2021 |
NaijaGoBetter20:to every law there's an exception. 1 Like |
Re: Okafor's Law: Myth Or Reality? by Powersurge: 1:54pm On May 05, 2021 |
zudozz: Were you responding to my comment or to your nigga in d room? Cos your reply doesn't follow what I commented. |
Re: Okafor's Law: Myth Or Reality? by Truthabulabula(m): 1:58pm On May 05, 2021 |
Wow Interesting |
Re: Okafor's Law: Myth Or Reality? by captainbangz: 2:04pm On May 05, 2021 |
ReluctantAdult:hmm.... now, that's a tricky one. |
Re: Okafor's Law: Myth Or Reality? by AlphaStorm: 2:13pm On May 05, 2021 |
Okafor's law will put many of you into trouble. SAY NO TO RAPE |
Re: Okafor's Law: Myth Or Reality? by alllivesmatter(m): 2:16pm On May 05, 2021 |
PoliticallyInco: Oga. You're saying nothing but the whole truth. Particularly the second law of Okafor. My Female friend whom I got fairly intimate with once told me how she slept with the Elder Sister's Ex-Boyfriend. According to her... they had "broken up" at yeah time 1 Like |
Re: Okafor's Law: Myth Or Reality? by Nobody: 2:22pm On May 05, 2021 |
It can never be me.... because why will u be my ex if I still like u? Once u can be my ex, I cant have anytin to do with u again Hassanmaye: |
Re: Okafor's Law: Myth Or Reality? by Nobody: 2:25pm On May 05, 2021 |
Big Lie.... I dont even do too much dating shit... I date for a very long time. I cant even relate with going back to exes and all those shii.... my exes are my past... like past past. And not everyone is a freak DaudaTheSexyGuy: 1 Like |
Re: Okafor's Law: Myth Or Reality? by Nobody: 2:26pm On May 05, 2021 |
I have never ever been in that situation b4.... it can never be an ex...call it Pride sha ecomalchemist: |
Re: Okafor's Law: Myth Or Reality? by Nobody: 2:27pm On May 05, 2021 |
I have never ever been in such situation b4.... Go back to an ex for sex? Sex? Na food? Or don’t I have a bf?? ecomalchemist: |
Re: Okafor's Law: Myth Or Reality? by ReluctantAdult(m): 2:47pm On May 05, 2021 |
captainbangz:No doubt The second woman would pass for a h0e though while the first is just a .... girlfriend? |
Re: Okafor's Law: Myth Or Reality? by YorubaLord: 2:48pm On May 05, 2021 |
wwwtortoise: Pervert spotted! |
Re: Okafor's Law: Myth Or Reality? by okoroemeka(m): 2:56pm On May 05, 2021 |
teebillz:that is the interesting part because the shinee must talk about the shiners bedroom exploits that will send the hormones of other potential shinees raging and then curiosity will take over,they will like to see the type of paint and brush the shiner is using to shine the congo, currently now my dear good car mechanic has gone through 3 sisters,their mother and 2 cousins,and the funniest part is that they are all also in the grips of okafors no 1 law because they are all coming back for more. 2 Likes |
Re: Okafor's Law: Myth Or Reality? by donogaga(m): 3:00pm On May 05, 2021 |
Chia.... This nairaland is filled with very wicked, dangerous and promiscuous boys. Omg. Ashawo boys plenty for here gan. 2 Likes |
Re: Okafor's Law: Myth Or Reality? by Yoighaman(m): 3:01pm On May 05, 2021 |
afroxyz: Bros, life is not hard, take a chill pill and get some time to relax. You can invest in shares, stocks, bonds, futures, real estates, etc. for all you care but there should be relaxation time, such as coming to Nairaland to discuss Okafor's law....knowamsaying?...so be calming down.... 2 Likes |
Re: Okafor's Law: Myth Or Reality? by Nobody: 3:31pm On May 05, 2021 |
pocohantas: You must be talking of undergraduate r/ship, how many of your own Exes are you beta off today, you 4get it typical of naija gurls to date men above them. Once dèbé alway dèbé is real, not for simps working for real men since yansh moved to the back. 5 Likes |
Re: Okafor's Law: Myth Or Reality? by pocohantas(f): 3:36pm On May 05, 2021 |
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Re: Okafor's Law: Myth Or Reality? by BabbanBura(m): 3:41pm On May 05, 2021 |
Raychee: Sadly it is my dear! Wait for it if your turn never reach to fulfill it! |
Re: Okafor's Law: Myth Or Reality? by Ladyhippolyta88(f): 3:53pm On May 05, 2021 |
pocohantas:Yes o I still dey I just dey comment readers association I done miss you too hope you are fine |
Re: Okafor's Law: Myth Or Reality? by lastchild: 3:54pm On May 05, 2021 |
Temigirl95:what if your bf can't do it well like your ex |
Re: Okafor's Law: Myth Or Reality? by pocohantas(f): 4:02pm On May 05, 2021 |
Ladyhippolyta88: I am fine babe, overwhelmed but good. Terrorizing and ignoring alfa males while at it. Life can’t be better Pop in when you can. Make I know say you dey alright. 1 Like |
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