PrinzEleju:
I once had a roommate in Law School, very handsome guy and cool headed. A complete ladies man, and quite nice.
We used to contribute to fetch water as we were living in the lat floor of 2 storey building.
Our problems started with water. I only consume 2 buckets of water daily, but this guy dey shit like snails (o maa nyagbe bi igbin), like 4 or 5 times daily. Therefore, consuming a lot of our joint water.
It didn't end well with our relationship.

The bold is not true
How person go shit 5 times daily when him no get running stomach? What were u expecting? U are a lady, a girl boy roomie type don't always end well! Unless u guys are dating, then it will be defined!

paulolee:
mine collect my year 1 bea number from my fone, toast her codedly, invite her come ous n straff her for my neighbor room..
Wetin pain me pass b say him ask d bea if she knows me, she said am from same village with her and d same banny tell me say my rommie na jus her church member.
girls eh, stella na GOD go purnish u oo

hahaha

MejiLoyon:
I was the bad roommate. Didn't contribute in house chores or cooking. I dey drink. I dey carry woman. Dey nack baba go dey outside dey wait. When towtow don go and he enter I go dey see as he dey control him erection in vain. The lovemaking atmosphere don penetrate am.

Compensated him with one solid babe. Na there our fight end. Babe nack sense into him head. Hehehe

For your mind, you dey smart, right?

nuggarito:
Never had a roomie in the uni days, Nysc days and even now. I had to be alone after a clear understanding of the human nature.

We can be friends but you should keep your distance.

u just hit it

shitshappen:
First week of living as roommates, Oga poured kerosene inside our pot of freshly cooked egusi soup just because of minor disagreement.

And you didn't remove his teeth.

MejiLoyon:
I was the bad roommate. Didn't contribute in house chores or cooking. I dey drink. I dey carry woman. Dey nack baba go dey outside dey wait. When towtow don go and he enter I go dey see as he dey control him erection in vain. The lovemaking atmosphere don penetrate am.

Compensated him with one solid babe. Na there our fight end. Babe nack sense into him head. Hehehe

U be correct OG

Better style

I cooked a well delicious draw soup! After eating I dish some and put inside freezer and left some in the pot!!! When I was coming back from work I bought two fufu hoping to do justice to d food!! Brethren when I got to d kitchen there’s no soup in d pot, I said ok let me bring out the one in d freezer, lo and behold my guy and his girl friend has eaten everything

None.I like staying on my own... Don't like having a roommate.

BlankTheory:
My cousin who is a female is currently staying with me. She doesn't Cook, sweep or fetch water. All she does is wake up eat and go to work.
Just overlooking all this behavior because she got only two months to stay with me.

P.S. Her mother has been kind.

Bro completely ignore her, even pamper her sef because of her mum. I understand the situation

PotatoSalad:
Not a roommate per se, but this goat ate his final year rent after our Industrial training.
He followed me home the first day giving me ear candy gists. He came with school bag. Evening came, the cow just relaxed for bed. Oga come and be going naa. The goat asked if he can spend the night, that he's not cleaned up his house.
The night turned to two nights...
Third day, baba came with luggage bag
I no talk. He was a good friend though.
Days entered into weeks, then one day something happened.
I came back from late school and this goat put my gen on and was blasting music and smoking weed with his goons inside my house. I came in, they hailed me 'Chairman'. I kept my cool. Left my ro and went to stay at my neighbor's till they left.
They left eventually, leaving my house in a mess.
I sent him packing and that was the last time we talked to eachother. Been over 8 years now.

You ain't a real nigga..

That's not how to treat a nigha man.... tomorrow you gon see him and hide your fûckin face.

My room mate can snore ehhh.....
But he can also cook shaaa...

PrinzEleju:
I once had a roommate in Law School, very handsome guy and cool headed. A complete ladies man, and quite nice.
We used to contribute to fetch water as we were living in the lat floor of 2 storey building.
Our problems started with water. I only consume 2 buckets of water daily, but this guy dey shit like snails (o maa nyagbe bi igbin), like 4 or 5 times daily. Therefore, consuming a lot of our joint water.
It didn't end well with our relationship.

maybe he is from snail kingdom

PrinzEleju:
I once had a roommate in Law School, very handsome guy and cool headed. A complete ladies man, and quite nice.
We used to contribute to fetch water as we were living in the lat floor of 2 storey building.
Our problems started with water. I only consume 2 buckets of water daily, but this guy dey shit like snails (o maa nyagbe bi igbin), like 4 or 5 times daily. Therefore, consuming a lot of our joint water.
It didn't end well with our relationship.

U sef no want make baba shit because you don't want water to quickly finish. U sef ehn, lwkmd

My worst nightmare was hosting a newly posted corps member back then. For clear eye oo, dis guy go just dey pollute the room. To him it was normal, but for me it was an act of disrespect.
Even after securing his accommodation, he wants to be coming to my place. I tried avoiding him at all cost, but he was bad at decoding body language.

Born2winnx:


You ain't a real nigga..

That's not how to treat a nigha man.... tomorrow you gon see him and hide your fûckin face.

Hide which fucking face.....

His friend was at fault... Shey e for tell am say e wan dey stay him place....
Asin talk guy to guy talk...
Worst e come dey bring people to come smoke weed

SPOLO:
check all the comments about 2 commented that they don't wish or cook

Na dem sincere pass

Those days in school, he will tell me that he don't like us to cook in the lodge, that he fit stay like 1year without cooking. But na this same guy when ever I used my last card cook in the lodge, he will invite his friends and coursemate and finish the whole food in the pot.

Omo everyday I go tell my roomie let’s contribute n cook n he will tell me how he has no money n I will run it for us as per men things. One morning as usual I demanded we cook n he said no money, n I said no ish make I go market. Naso I branch one canteen first to chop before heading to market, I de inside naso my roomie storm mins later asking the sales girls to put Rice n fish with salad for am... as he turn back, man see me come de smile .... me too smile n from that day on it was OYO for all man till I left him the next semester to stay alone.

Investtorr:



Hide which fucking face.....

His friend was at fault... Shey e for tell am say e wan dey stay him place....
Asin talk guy to guy talk...
Worst e come dey bring people to come smoke weed

Bro

Sit him down with a bottle of beer.

Make them reason the matter like guy men for solve am.

He uses my lodge as a party arena where all his girlfriends celebrates their birthday, because I put home theater, plasma led tv, refrigerator and gotv for our room

ThiagoKid:
my nigggarrrr was sharing my babe with me
I was just smiling...I later told him we should share the babe 50/50... Chaii we both destroy the babe destiny...and she never knew what we already know...na kuku the babe wan useless herself

I later sent her back to the streets where she actually came from

I cant say I feel bad for the girl.

My landlord pursue him relation comot for him house,
The guy beg me make him stay mi place,I gree.


Now my landlord don dey threaten hell and brimstone,say e give me only 2 days make I pursue the guy commot my room,unless 2 give me quit notice dey hungry me.


I'm in a middle of confusion Sha,
As for the guy ,na only 3 days me and him don stay,I never no him character

Born2winnx:


You ain't a real nigga..

That's not how to treat a nigha man.... tomorrow you gon see him and hide your fûckin face.

Wtf are you saying?

He has no foam, he sleeps in my big foam, so anytime he brings his girlfriend to spend a night for fornication in my precious bed, I have to sleep on the floor and he will sleep on the bed with her girlfriend, and they will be disturbing me with their nonsense moaning while they are fornicating

I left a room apartment where i was comfortable and rented a flat with this idiot who decieved me that the new house is close to school main gate . I paid and he added just a little cash. He is very stingy and has a nonsence attitide and cant contribute for cooking. He conieved with my landlord to throw me away and i fought with my landlord and i packed which my landlord threatened me with cultist. I month before i packed they came for my landlord and killed him abd my roommate jumped from one storey and broke his leg and i was at ph laughing at them and thanking God for taking me away from cultist landlords house to a better place.

Keep it rolling


Mercedes c300 '13: 7m

Born2winnx:


You ain't a real nigga..

That's not how to treat a nigha man.... tomorrow you gon see him and hide your fûckin face.

Go and play with your building blocks

Mine was God's send. I really enjoyed the stay

I have a roommate, he's very dirty and rough, for like 5 years now, I've not seen him watch his duvet for once.

We were in school hostel in our first year but we had to leave in our second, at first, I was buying the things we needed in the room(like curtains, bed and the likes), noticed this guy got things only for himself. Brings diff kinds of visitors and all shits, dirties the room anyhow, I had to change it for him and we stopped cooking together, asked him to bring his own bed and started assigning chores to him.

I know I have my bad side o but dirtiness and stinginess is a major turn-off for me

shitshappen:
First week of living as roommates, Oga poured kerosene inside our pot of freshly cooked egusi soup just because of minor disagreement.

Lollll

AustineCJ:
Omo everyday I go tell my roomie let’s contribute n cook n he will tell me how he has no money n I will run it for us as per men things. One morning as usual I demanded we cook n he said no money, n I said no ish make I go market. Naso I branch one canteen first to chop before heading to market, I de inside naso my roomie storm mins later asking the sales girls to put Rice n fish with salad for am... as he turn back, man see me come de smile .... me too smile n from that day on it was OYO for all man till I left him the next semester to stay alone.

exactly the same with me, he will tell me he don't like cooking and won't contribute in cooking, but once I cook, he will invite all his classmates to dish and dine on my food