Nchris:



Thank God for this tread BC I am in a big shirt n need help asap,

During my NYSC I meet a friend from uyo who is yet to serve but turned to be my best friend,both us had our dreams with poor support ,so we motivate and push each ,as an Igbo boy I av got the zeal and massive idea my guy too is over motivated,to cut the story short ,I accommodated my new strange friend till the end of my service years and left to learn tailoring,on my return I stayed with my with him in his now new apartment,things went well,
I hard 500k n he hard 300k
So we joined it n set a good tailor shop with laundry inclusive,mine is tailor his laundry,

Things still went good,

But January my guy left for service and brought his younger brother to stay with me,note that both of us are now paying rent,



After one month I notice that his younger brother who is 21 doesn't great me in the morning ,me that is in my early thirty,mean while I feed him and fuel gen for hustle since he is still new,

Now I av stop cooking and the boy stays with me in the house and shop but he doesn't talk to me for no just sake,

Pls I need advice and help

istly, God bless your hustle.. and thank God for that your friend that worked with you.

Then...for his younger brother, he is but a child, so Adolescence and growth spurt is the stage he is in.....and what he needs most now is Better mentorship; make out time to gist with him about life, dreams and girls, you will see him come around. Try it boss.

grossintel:
So their was this my neighbour in Port Harcourt, the guy was living with his friend and had nothing doing. My sister helped him get a job as a driver, few months later I and my sister relocated before she travelled to the US.

This guy lost his job during Covid19 lockdown and had to go back to the village where he has nothing doing. He will always call me begging me to accommodate him for a while so he can look for something doing.

I initially didn't want him to but after a while I considered, he came here and the first few weeks he was well behaved and did most of the chores and cleaning. I also provided food and beverages for him then I gave him something doing and was paying him 30k then the maddens started.

The first 30k and he invited one street prostitute he meet 3 days ago on Facebook to my house, the girl spent 3 days here and was eating my food! Couldn't even wash the dishes, before she came here this guy told me he was expecting a visitor but I never authorised him to let her spend days here. I let that one slide.

2nd salary and he used that one to travel to the village, and came back with his girlfriend. The girl came with a huge bag so I knew this was planned between them, called this guy and asked him what exactly his doing, he pleaded with me that she needed a place to stay so he asked her to come stay for a while, but bro did you tell me she's going to stay for a while? And he said he is sorry but she needs help.

I just free the guy and didn't say anything else, then my expenses shut up like Bitcoins, I couldn't even keep something in the kitchen and it will remain there. They where taking over the entire space, even my babe couldn't even watch her favourite channel because the dude was either watching football or his girl was watching something else.

I just had to find a way to discharge the guy, told him my siblings will be visiting so he needs to find a place to stay with his girlfriend, the fool left his girls big bag here, with the intention they are coming back. I just laughed because they will beg me to Waybill this bag and I won't until after 6 months.

If you see a poor man and want to help him, give am money. Don't teach him how to fish, it's very possible he will push you inside the river and you will drown.

u be nice person, abeg cut small soap for me

LoudLord:
Last 2yrs na off for me aje



I comot for Lagos go squat with my gee for ABK (Mapoly boy)I just finish my ND for Yabatech,I say make I find green pasture for ABK but na Red pasture I meet even if I dey squat with you that one no mean say na me go dey feed you now,I feed this guy for good 6months...my gee go dey tell me say him people no send am money not knowing say na data my gee dey use him money do as I dey feed,money finish for my hand ND my gee lock up on me,na so e go dey leave me behind go dey chop food for outside come house sleep....E get this woman way dey near our house,she dey sell food stuff because I be her regular customer when money dey my hand,she start to dey give me food on credit any day way I get money i go pay...Na one day our landlord come house see me dey chop coaster biscuits,ask me of my roommate I tell am say he go see his friends na so de man laugh later tell me say my friend dey mama bolu shop dey eat.omo i felt betrayed that day as in my gee way I go collect credit food and we go chop am together...na so I start to dey plan my move to Lagos back,I no tell am anything me sef kan collect foodstuff of 5k from the other woman ND I make sure say I pay 1,500 and we both chop the foodstuff finish as my move to Lagos work out fine,I tell my gee say I dey enter Lagos back and I go come back in 1weeks time na so I japa till today,na later my gee dey call me to send money for the credit food way I collect say he no like wetin I do say d woman dey embarrass am,I tell am say shebi na both of us chop the food finish ehn make he pay now...the guy no get choice than to pay as I no gree pick hin anymore....



make una no vex ohh for my lengthy words


Me and my gee still dey but the closeness no much

Is it iya bolu weh dey the street back of halmond bar very close to that pansheke junction?
Abk get some crazy food joint .
I remember one woman wey deh sell local amala down one rough street weh dey opposite imperial hotel along that quarry road. very hot amala

He is just am opportunist who had well to do relatives, he behaves childish, little things that doesn't worth calling out for is what could cause an opera in the house. one day I have to challenge him because of his intimidations. Since then we patted ways... He had army and so on... But I told him I will invite boko haram for him if I can't do anything

[quote author=Nchris post=101714249]


Thank God for this tread BC I am in a big shirt n need help asap,

During my NYSC I meet a friend from uyo who is yet to serve but turned to be my best friend,both us had our dreams with poor support ,so we motivate and push each ,as an Igbo boy I av got the zeal and massive idea my guy too is over motivated,to cut the story short ,I accommodated my new strange friend till the end of my service years and left to learn tailoring,on my return I stayed with my with him in his now new apartment,things went well,
I hard 500k n he hard 300k
So we joined it n set a good tailor shop with laundry inclusive,mine is tailor his laundry,

Things still went good,

But January my guy left for service and brought his younger brother to stay with me,note that both of us are now paying rent,



After one month I notice that his younger brother who is 21 doesn't great me in the morning ,me th[\quote]
Inform his brother immediately o!

Nchris:



Thank God for this tread BC I am in a big shirt n need help asap,

During my NYSC I meet a friend from uyo who is yet to serve but turned to be my best friend,both us had our dreams with poor support ,so we motivate and push each ,as an Igbo boy I av got the zeal and massive idea my guy too is over motivated,to cut the story short ,I accommodated my new strange friend till the end of my service years and left to learn tailoring,on my return I stayed with my with him in his now new apartment,things went well,
I hard 500k n he hard 300k
So we joined it n set a good tailor shop with laundry inclusive,mine is tailor his laundry,

Things still went good,

But January my guy left for service and brought his younger brother to stay with me,note that both of us are now paying rent,



After one month I notice that his younger brother who is 21 doesn't great me in the morning ,me that is in my early thirty,mean while I feed him and fuel gen for hustle since he is still new,

Now I av stop cooking and the boy stays with me in the house and shop but he doesn't talk to me for no just sake,

Pls I need advice and help

Call the elder brother and talk to him about his brother's attitude and how you dislike it.. jokingly tell him if his younger brother doesn't change, you will ask boys to hold him down and you will belt him seriously.. that he is making you feel like you aren't taking good care of him and he is rude. Watch your friend take charge and even scold or come down to belt him to his senses.

BiggyB242:
I vow never to have a roommate after my university experience but my dad was scared during NYSC and he wanted me to have one when I was serving because of what he heard about the place I was serving.

I was staying alone off-campus in school, the guy who knows me back from where I reside joined me. His way of life was different from mine. For an instant, I love buying my foodstuff in bulk but he preferred buying little by little, so when I buy in bulk he ends up eating my stuff. He had a lot of friends, just imagine you are back from lecture and you just want to relax, you meet your room full with boys. That was not enough he brought another guy who we both know as well, so I couldn't tell him to go away. My story go just spread for area. I couldn't bear it anymore I began shuffling my uncle's house and my room.

NYSC guy was a womanizer a pastor's son, I trusted him like a brother. I never knew he was a thief as well, he was so nice that he could wash my clothes if I told him to, didn't know he was stealing my money. After POP he emptied my account and he went to Lagos, he knew I don't receive an alert. I didn't know till the next day when I wanted to withdraw I couldn't t find my ATM card. I was investigating but it was taking too long, had to go back home. What made me so sure he did it, I saw my golden watch with him on Facebook.

How many times will they tell you people not to disclose your ATM PIN to a third party?

Nchris:



Thank God for this tread BC I am in a big shirt n need help asap,

During my NYSC I meet a friend from uyo who is yet to serve but turned to be my best friend,both us had our dreams with poor support ,so we motivate and push each ,as an Igbo boy I av got the zeal and massive idea my guy too is over motivated,to cut the story short ,I accommodated my new strange friend till the end of my service years and left to learn tailoring,on my return I stayed with my with him in his now new apartment,things went well,
I hard 500k n he hard 300k
So we joined it n set a good tailor shop with laundry inclusive,mine is tailor his laundry,

Things still went good,

But January my guy left for service and brought his younger brother to stay with me,note that both of us are now paying rent,



After one month I notice that his younger brother who is 21 doesn't great me in the morning ,me that is in my early thirty,mean while I feed him and fuel gen for hustle since he is still new,

Now I av stop cooking and the boy stays with me in the house and shop but he doesn't talk to me for no just sake,

Pls I need advice and help

Maybe you should ask him why he doesn't greet you or talk to you , he alone is in the best position to explain the situation to you.

LoudLord:
Last 2yrs na off for me aje



I comot for Lagos go squat with my gee for ABK (Mapoly boy)I just finish my ND for Yabatech,I say make I find green pasture for ABK but na Red pasture I meet even if I dey squat with you that one no mean say na me go dey feed you now,I feed this guy for good 6months...my gee go dey tell me say him people no send am money not knowing say na data my gee dey use him money do as I dey feed,money finish for my hand ND my gee lock up on me,na so e go dey leave me behind go dey chop food for outside come house sleep....E get this woman way dey near our house,she dey sell food stuff because I be her regular customer when money dey my hand,she start to dey give me food on credit any day way I get money i go pay...Na one day our landlord come house see me dey chop coaster biscuits,ask me of my roommate I tell am say he go see his friends na so de man laugh later tell me say my friend dey mama bolu shop dey eat.omo i felt betrayed that day as in my gee way I go collect credit food and we go chop am together...na so I start to dey plan my move to Lagos back,I no tell am anything me sef kan collect foodstuff of 5k from the other woman ND I make sure say I pay 1,500 and we both chop the foodstuff finish as my move to Lagos work out fine,I tell my gee say I dey enter Lagos back and I go come back in 1weeks time na so I japa till today,na later my gee dey call me to send money for the credit food way I collect say he no like wetin I do say d woman dey embarrass am,I tell am say shebi na both of us chop the food finish ehn make he pay now...the guy no get choice than to pay as I no gree pick hin anymore....



make una no vex ohh for my lengthy words


Me and my gee still dey but the closeness no much

You betrayed that woman

PrimadonnaO:


GREATEST! UniBest!

.UNIBEST!!
Are you still in school?

CHoccolaTE:
I have had a total of four roommates and only one of them manage try small. The other three na ogbologbo.

One of them came to live with me cos she wasn't allocated hostel space and she told me was squatting until she could buy space from another person, I was counting down days until she left because she no dey do anything for house, doesn't contribute money or do housework and inconsiderate. If she fell sick I always tended to her, bought fruits and drugs and cooked for her till she got better but if I fell sick she will dissapear for the next one week to her other friends house and only return when I was healthy again. Always telling stories of how her dad suffered financial setback in his business and how they are now suffering in their family when they used to enjoy before. One day she let it slip in conversation that her boyfriend usually gives her sizeable allowance monthly
I was angry cos she bin dey pretend say she no get shigbai since she started living with me.

The second one was fun to hang around, but she was very dirty, she had a very bad body odor that always made me uncomfortable. She would put the pillow under her armpit to sleep at night and when she comot am the next day you cannot take the pillow near your face if not you will just start vomiting. She used tissue paper for pad instead of proper sanitary pads like always. The tissue was always breaking apart and small pieces will fall from her underwear whenever she changed in the room. That's how she will leave the blood stained tissue on the rug and go out. Her hair na another thing. Anytime she wanted to lose her attachment she will expect me to help and me I could not do it because of how dirty and stinky the hair would be by then, with thick white clumps of dirt embedded in her scalp. She go come dey vex say why I no dey help her loose her attach and I couldn't tell her why because she go pick offence.

and some guys will be lashing that girl ooo, God forbid,one of the thing I detest so much is unhygienic attitude of a girl,I swear na immediately I go tire for u

BrainSanitizer:


You mean everything?
Wonderful!

Well, I've lived together with people with different shades of character. One of them stood out though.
Any time the guy is sick, I'll ask him if he had told a lie that day.
In fact, the only thing I can vouch for that guy is that more than 90% of the things he says in a day aren't true.
The annoying thing is that majority of the lies he tell are very unnecessary.

Check that your friend well, them born am between May 22nd to June 20. Na lienus pikin for heaven, Gemini

OBOY... THAT GUY WANT TURN ME INTO SLAVE O. HE NO GET MONEY PLUS HIM COME LAZY JOIN. I BOLT LEAVE AM FOR OUR 3OO LEVEL

grossintel:
So their was this my neighbour in Port Harcourt, the guy was living with his friend and had nothing doing. My sister helped him get a job as a driver, few months later I and my sister relocated before she travelled to the US.

This guy lost his job during Covid19 lockdown and had to go back to the village where he has nothing doing. He will always call me begging me to accommodate him for a while so he can look for something doing.

I initially didn't want him to but after a while I considered, he came here and the first few weeks he was well behaved and did most of the chores and cleaning. I also provided food and beverages for him then I gave him something doing and was paying him 30k then the maddens started.

The first 30k and he invited one street prostitute he meet 3 days ago on Facebook to my house, the girl spent 3 days here and was eating my food! Couldn't even wash the dishes, before she came here this guy told me he was expecting a visitor but I never authorised him to let her spend days here. I let that one slide.

2nd salary and he used that one to travel to the village, and came back with his girlfriend. The girl came with a huge bag so I knew this was planned between them, called this guy and asked him what exactly his doing, he pleaded with me that she needed a place to stay so he asked her to come stay for a while, but bro did you tell me she's going to stay for a while? And he said he is sorry but she needs help.

I just free the guy and didn't say anything else, then my expenses shut up like Bitcoins, I couldn't even keep something in the kitchen and it will remain there. They where taking over the entire space, even my babe couldn't even watch her favourite channel because the dude was either watching football or his girl was watching something else.

I just had to find a way to discharge the guy, told him my siblings will be visiting so he needs to find a place to stay with his girlfriend, the fool left his girls big bag here, with the intention they are coming back. I just laughed because they will beg me to Waybill this bag and I won't until after 6 months.

If you see a poor man and want to help him, give am money. Don't teach him how to fish, it's very possible he will push you inside the river and you will drown.

. How did you handle the bag ?

I couldn't cope after few months of hell, I have to rent another apartment .
My roomie na idiot. He will steal my foodstuffs and he was the one that said we should cook separately ooo.
This guy even get mind bring babe come our single room, and the babe refuse to leave after 3 weeks.
He will still tell people that the babe is my sister!
Too much atrocities, I can't even remember all.
But I doubt if anybody have a worst roomie

mespusinglez:
Let's reflect on the bad experience we've ever had with a room during ou staying with them


My room mate will always disappear whenever there is bill to pay, no maintenance...always buying clothes and shoes but can't bring money for us to cook a good meal...it was a terrible experience jare

Over to you guys
Drop yours

Rocktation
Farano

He came to see the tv I bought and said it was a woman tv
My brother ppl will say " d dey see woman tv again "

Born2winnx:


Fûckin fagot.

Leave online and you're a nobody. Stop living in a child's fantasy.
All these weak boys that find solace online to look tough. Open your dirty mouth and talk nonsense again. Coconut head

I had several.

I didn't have anywhere to stay when i gained admission so i had to scot with an acquittance of my sister till i got my place. When i got there, turns out this acquittance also had a roommate. They were both older than me. I was not all the way confortable but we got along quite well. I stayed with them for about two month. I'm an introvert, so i no dey pass my boundary. They shared the chores, so i do my own part but they insisted on been the one to go to market and do the cooking. We calculate what is needed and i contribute my share. Nobody is a glutton. We were cool till the day i left.

I met my second roommate in the bus while going back to school. I heard her and her aunt discussing about it in the bus. It turned out that she was given late admission,so she was just resuming a month to exam. They were talking about her staying in a hotel till she got an apartment. I shook mouth for their matter inside the bus and ask her to stay with me till then. Turns out she was a very wonderful lady. We were namesakes, and thankfully compartible. We did not agree on anything like foodstuffs, chores or the like. But we just seem to read each other's mind about what is needed to be done or bought and we do or buy it. She later left when she gained admission to unilorin, she preferred it to my school (UNAD) cos it has the muslim vibe. She is a muslim, i am a christian.

My third roomie was cool. A little bit older than i but we got along well. She doesn't like cooking so i did most of the cooking. The vibe i had with her was like that of my second roomie. We do practically everything together.

My fourth roomie came to do admission processing in my school while i was in year 2. She wanted to stay with me till her admission clicked but i codedly sent her packing after a week. She was my street friend. They didn't have much, so most times she eats in my place. She wanted to go to Ekpoma cos she is from delta but was having issues with admission then cos her parents were not financially strong to pay for runs. So i told her i could help with my connect in my school if she likes and she could stay in my place rent free for 1 year. Long story short she came for post utme, and she was eating anyhow like we were at home. Then she will insult me stylishly. The insults did not move me cos i was used to it but the foodstuffs...nah. the food that will take me 1 week to consume, she consumes within 2days[size=8pt][/size]. She like her tea very thick, she can eat five times a day even for midnight, and she expects me to do the cooking. I will go to school and come back, she no go cook but she would have ate all the junks she can find in the house or go out to buy. She will spend her money buying viju and maltina, but will still wait for me to come back and buy pure water. One faithful day, i went to one of my hostel mate room to watch movie. We went together but she left arond that 11pm. When i got back, around 1am, the babe don lock door. I knocked, and babe was grumbling that why did i come back, sey i for stay where i dey come from. I laughed. She opened the door and i realize she was cooking rice and beans. I didn't say anything, i just slept. In the morning, i wanted to eat and i was like let me just warm the remaining rice and beans she cooked. I realized the babe just cooked her own rice and beans. She was not even considerate of the money i had to spend on kerosene then. She woke up and was asking me what we would eat. I just lock up. After her post utme, i just ask her to leave that i need to start preparing for my exams. She didn't later got admitted cos she has two sittings and my school only accept one. But we are still good till date.

My fifth roomates was in my final year. I had ro stay with two of my coursemate then cos of my research work. They live closer to school. We didn't have issues with food and chores, even when we argue about what to eat, buy or who to cook, we sort it out immediately. The only issue we had was based on my temperament. I am an introvert while they were both extroverts. Live was hell for me while i was with them but in a good way. They wouldn't leave me alone when i needed to ve left alone. they sleep early and wake up early while i sleep late and wake up late. When they are awake, they will start disturbing me with gist. I will tell them I'm not ready to talk in the morning but they won't leave me be. I will tell them I don't eat early till around 12pm, they will start disturbing me about breakfast aroung 5am. They were both crazy but i love them die. They still drive me crazy and I'm still not used to their craziness but we get along just fine.

My sixth roomie was doing nysc. The babe was okay too but we no just gel. We never quarrel or argue but she felt slighted that i don't share personal stuffs with her. She felt i was secretive, and i felt like she was nosy.

My seventh roomie was just annoying. She belongs to the category of people that feels they have a right to something. Cos she is older, she feels i should be the one to cook and do chores like I'm a servant. When she will wake up earlier than me, she will not cook but wait till i wake. If i no gree wake early, she will come and wake me that i should come and cook cos she is hungry. She is also nosy.

Womanizer:


How many times will they tell you people not to disclose your ATM PIN to a third party?

It was 2013 bro, no awareness then.

PotatoSalad:

Leave online and you're a nobody. Stop living in a child's fantasy.
All these weak boys that find solace online to look tough. Open your dirty mouth and talk nonsense again. Coconut head

See this junkie...

Face to face me and you I fuçk u up.

Physically
Financially
Anyhowcially you want am....



Bîtch assx nigga.... what a dumbwit you are.



You think you can downgrade everyone u see online calling emm kids..u just lucky it's online.



Was trying to impact sense to your coconut skull...

Omo as a fresh in acade life , I enter one hostel when my Guy they stay , I like the hostel very big girls plenty, I ask my guy if room still they my guy say no , I ask am anybody they when I fit per with , he say w get some of my town Guys , I meet them reason with them I pay them 3 of us now roommates, hostel manager they disturb me say I be illegal occupate I they my roommates say make una align with the hostel manager, say the guy they embarrass me them nor align anything meaningful so one Saturday morning I they sleep police come boost me say I be illegal occupate carry me go police workshop, I reach police workshop I align say me don pay to my roommates them call them come police workshop, those men begin they align rubbish say the money when me give them self I chop for I side me when be say I pay half of wetin them pay the room , the alignment come be like say them they help me I para for the men but , I just gat use my 6 I ask the hostel manager say how far how e go be he say make I sort 5k I say no wam , I tell them say me go 2k make their 2 do 3k this men nor shake body the manager they embarrass me anytime he come around I just sort out the money myself that was ND1, ND 2 I move leave the men go another room they package, I cut them off because them men betray me , roommates matter nor clear at all

YourVILAGEpeple:
I started living in off campus lodge in finally year... I needed to concentrate on my studies and run away from distractions at home... Na so I choose My 100level padi oh.... Didn't know my guy na Green snake.....
We started living together January.... He came with food stuffs, I came with over 300% of what he came with.... Na so we begin chop life nah...
When food finished ... Na me dey bring food because I travel home every weekend, When am going back to the lodge, my Mama go give me plenty soup and stew, My boy Dey chop 2 or 3meats on a plate of food from the stew and soup my mama gave me, when I confronted him... he said they don't eat with one meat in their house but this guy no bring shishi, he no travel from January to December..... I had to start eating with 4meats at a time.... I even told my mom to put just 4meats... If I come back... I eat 3 at a time and leave 1 for him.
If food finish... Baba go dey chop indomie back to back.... If I comot.... He will use my beverages... Anytime he informs me that his cousins or galfriends are coming..... I go make sure say I finish the available food for house , then I go comot go family house.

I even Jammed another one again during my Nysc....

Same character and stupid lifestyle.... I endured again till he left 4months after....
I had to set the new Rules with the new roommate that came after him....

My property is mine alone....
My food na my food...
My clothes my my clothes....
My toothpaste na my toothpaste
My slippers na my slippers
My spoon na my spoon..
Even toiletries and needles....
Na so I begin enjoy my life again... Less stress...

Nobi me dem go kill with bad character...

Now...One of my friends is asking me to share 2bedroom with him.... I laffed cos I know say I no get strength to stress my life.

Where do you stay? Kaduna? Share 2 bedroom with me. I'd pay half of your annual rent and just like you, my thing is mine too.

Penpaddie:
God I'm scared, with the kinda stories I'm seeing here, i just rented a self con in Abuja and planned bringing in a roommate to split the bills, but the kind of stories I'm seeing here, I'll just change my mind, i can't pretend talk more tolerating any bullshit.

How much is it? Let's split. Which parts of Abuja?

I remembered when I first swat with this dude (my church member) he usually brings his girlfriend to spend d nite. The both of them will sleep on d bed and I will sleep on d floor. It was a single room and very small.
One of this nights, while I was trying to catch sleep, this dude was making out with his babe o. Na so d guy do withdrawal method come spread sperm for my leg o... I just dey hear tatata for my leg. Jezzzz!!!! I was so furious and bittered.
I got up immediately from d floor and felt like pulling out that his useless p!nis.
My guy no try that nite.
Thank God cha, that was my last nite with him...looked for money sharp sharp and got my space d next day. I cannot kee my sef

Lived alone in uni but had to accommodate a friend in my finals, who then brought his friend (Jo) so we was three in my selfcon.

We got along quite well but the closest thing to this topic I'll share below.

So we went to a friend's family compound for his graduation party. Trust yorubas to throw down a good bash.
Lots of food and booze so all three of us and another friend of ours went and had all the fun that can last one for a whole weekend.
If my memory serves me right, the four of us downed a bottle of Johnny Walker Black label coupled to the beers we had.

So we left for home, all plastered and on getting to the street junction, Jo suggests we branch a nearby bar and do another round of beer. He'll pay, so he said.

At the bar we called another guy to come join us and we all had 2 bottles each before deciding we've had enough and start heading home.

Okay Jo if you want us to support you for the bill talk now before we start leaving, we suggested.
Bros say nor worry y'all can go and as I took my leave, dude was calculating the bill with the barman.

Day breaks and I get a knock on the door.
Behold its the owner of the bar saying how can we do such a thing like drink almost one crate and not sort even 1kobo of the bill.

Funny thing is this dude (Jo) refuses till date to admit he did anything wrong and that's what pissed me off about the whole affair.
We was already in our cups and had virtually no reason to visit that bar that day.

Born2winnx:



See this junkie...

Face to face me and you I fuçk u up.

Physically
Financially
Anyhowcially you want am....



Bîtch assx nigga.... what a dumbwit you are.



You think you can downgrade everyone u see online calling emm kids..u just lucky it's online.



Was trying to impact sense to your coconut skull...

Bitch ass nigga .... Stop all this yat talks ....

Born2winnx:



See this junkie...

Face to face me and you I fuçk u up.

Physically
Financially
Anyhowcially you want am....



Bîtch assx nigga.... what a dumbwit you are.



You think you can downgrade everyone u see online calling emm kids..u just lucky it's online.



Was trying to impact sense to your coconut skull...

Oga i no get long talk. Dm me your address if you get mind. Cos I was being lenient with you.
If dem born you well come dm.
All these kids sef.
Efulefu.

My husband told me this story.

He said while he was at LASU they were up to 15guys living in a two bedroom flat. They sleep anywhere, no particular space was yours, anywhere you find space just lay down your head. The flat was rented by one of his friend's daddy who was fairly comfortable. They only contribute money to cook. And there was this particular guy amongst them who doesn't contribute to their purse, always broke. but will eat whatever that was cooked, hang out with them to smoke and drink and they never complained.

Said there was this period that they were really broke (soak garri in water for more than an hour just for it to rise) and no one had money including this their roommate "according to him". He left the house one morning and some of them now decided to tidy up the flat. On lifting up one of the mattresses, they found a hole and inside this hole money tied together. How much? N18,000(in the 80s). They were happy, tidied up and went straight to the market. They cooked both soup and stew with better fish and meat. Later in the evening went out to drink beer and smoke and this their broke guy joined them as usual.

By the following morning they noticed the guy was looking worried and searching everywhere. No one asked him anything instead they all carried on as usual. A few days later they saw him with his bag leaving the house, nobody send oooo.

PotatoSalad:

Oga i no get long talk. Dm me your address if you get mind. Cos I was being lenient with you.
If dem born you well come dm.
All these kids sef.
Efulefu.

I de warri..
Okumagba layout.
Afoseri street.

If your not a born bastard of different father's bring it on.

RSVP:


Is it iya bolu weh dey the street back of halmond bar very close to that pansheke junction?
Abk get some crazy food joint .
I remember one woman wey deh sell local amala down one rough street weh dey opposite imperial hotel along that quarry road. very hot amala

Wasere omo yami you Sabi...You still dey ABK

Where I wan start from dae tell my takes??

All I know is that this 200 level wey dae start on Monday I dae book hostel and I go stay alone. Two of my coursemates Ron already tell me say them go stay with me ,one even talk say na God tell am to stay with me but nahhhhhhh!!!!!!! Affliction will not rise a second time!

This my 109 level roommates na die. They are three I'll call them Mr A Mr B and Mr C
( Although we were like 8 in the room na these once give me problem pass)

I met Mr A through one of my guy. This Mr A dae very intelligent oh Asin in Sabi book die. He wanted to teach me chemistry overnight so in gats sleep for my room . That test was on a Friday and after the test I ball house for weekend return on Sunday them tell me say my guy don move in oh . People in the room wanted him out immediately but he begged me and I let him stay . I know say I no dae so organized eh but this guy dae disorganized to the core, very dirty , very stingy - when he came he started blackmailing me emotionally to give him money . Then I dae remit because money dae . This guy dae even fight me wey dae squat am . Dae tab me say I no Sabi book . I no just wan reason in matter Sha